Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

"Is this mop from your dormitory?"

The injured boy was lying on the ground, and two boys stood aside, carefully holding the mop head on his stomach.

All of a sudden.

The whole scene looks so funny.

Hearing Chen Mu's voice, the two boys, who were a little frightened, nodded hastily, "Yes, doctor, this mop is from our dormitory."

The two boys looked at each other.

A boy asked with some embarrassment: "Doctor, I would like to ask, if my roommate is in this situation, do we in the same dormitory have any responsibility?"

Although the other boy didn't say anything.

But his attention was always on Chen Mu. Chen Mu was silent for a moment, "I'm just a doctor. I can't answer your questions."

Before the boy could speak again.

Chen Mu had already raised his finger and pointed at the mop, "Since this thing belongs to your dormitory, you should know how long it is and compare the length with me."

The two boys discussed it.

One person continued to hold the mop, and the other person compared the length of the mop with Chen Mu.

This mop is obviously a common style on the market, but the length is obviously different from the mops on the market. The wooden stick on the mop is much shorter than the normal size wooden stick.

Chen Mu pointed to the piece of wood in the boy's stomach, "Did the mop in your dormitory break?"

One of the boys holding the mop nodded and said, "It was broken when mopping the floor before, but we saw that the mop head was not broken and could still be used, so we didn't throw the mop away."

Chen Mu raised his eyebrows: "Who broke it?"

The two boys pointed at the injured boy, "himself!"

"Last time he was a little irritated outside and was in a bad mood. When he returned to the dormitory, he had to mop the floor. As a result, the floor was not very clean and the mop broke."

"It was the same this time. When he returned to the dormitory, he was in an unspeakably depressed mood. He said he wanted to mop the floor, and then we heard the sound..."

Chen Mu: "Is the broken side of the stick sharp?"

"It's a bit sharp, but we never thought it could have such serious consequences. If we had known, we would have thrown it away and bought a new one."

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Chen Mu ignored the two already panicked male college students.

On the one hand, he asked these questions to confirm whether the patient's attention was really attracted by Su Bingbing.

on the other hand.

I also want to confirm whether the other end of this dirty mop stick is sharp.

at the moment.

Chen Mu already had a basic judgment in his mind.

He took out a large pliers from the bottom of the medical box, "You two hold on to the stick, but make sure not to push it down. Just hold it firmly."

"I'm going to cut the mop rod shorter to save more time for the emergency team that comes later."

I saw both boys nodding hurriedly.

Chen Mu himself took a deep breath and tried several times to cut off the broken mop rod without hurting the injured boy.

"Classmate, what do you usually like to do?"

Su Bingbing smiled hard and treated the patients sweetly.

This is the first time in her hosting career that she has participated in rescuing people.

But after feeling something light on his body.

The boy also looked away from Su Bingbing, "Doctor...I..."

Chen Mu glanced at him and said, "Just continue talking to Reporter Su. The specific condition of your injury will not be determined until you get to the hospital."

"The campus hospital has limited resources, so all I can do is stop your bleeding and do some pre-treatment."

"Convenience 120 can treat you better."

After hearing what Chen Mu said, the boy's eyes were obviously much darker than before.

But when his eyes fell on Su Bingbing again, his energy and spirit became excited again.

Watching Chen Mu insert two silver needles into his roommate's body, after the bleeding stopped, Chen Mu moved a small stool and sat next to his roommate to watch.

The two boys who were holding the mop just looked at it eagerly for a long time.

He didn't wait for Chen Mu's next move.

finally.

One of the boys couldn't help but ask: "Doctor, after stopping the bleeding, will you leave my roommate alone? Aren't you going to carry out the next step of treatment for my roommate?"

Chen Mu couldn't understand what they were talking about at all, "What exactly do you mean by the next step of treatment?"

What male physiology should do is, "It's like the kind in miracle doctor novels, where you perform an operation on the spot, restore the organs with your bare hands, and then give the patient stitches before 120 arrives, and leave in style."

Chen Mu: "???"

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"Hahahaha!!! This medical student is going to laugh to death. What kind of magical statement is this!"

"No, what he said is not impossible, right? The male protagonist in the miracle doctor novel I read also has this kind of miraculous medical skill."

"The kind of medical skills you talk about, even the big guys in the field can't do it."

"He was laughing so hard that he reached in. Have his hands been disinfected? Does he know the patient's specific condition? If an operation only requires one person, then what is the need for a surgical team?"

"Dr. Chen has done a lot for the 120 team. At least after the 120 team comes up with the stretcher, they can put the person on the stretcher and leave. It saves a lot of time, okay!"

"Please, stop using the plot of a novel to read modern medicine. Is that an urban novel? It's basically a fantasy novel..."

"..."

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After hearing what the boy said, Chen Mu was silent for a moment.

Pointing to the patient, he asked the two boys, "Do you have a bad relationship with the classmates in your dormitory? Do you two not see him surviving today?"

The two boys were shocked.

"doctor!"

"We just questioned your medical skills, there's no need for you to spray blood on others!"

Chen Mu took a deep breath.

He saw it.

There may not really be any grudge between these two men and the patient.

Then these two people are pure idiots!

"If surgery is not performed in a sterile environment, have you considered the risk of infection?"

"Performing an operation without an anesthesiologist is not surgery, it is planing!"

"I can't do the miraculous medical skills you talk about. If you don't like my poor medical skills, go find a male protagonist in a miracle doctor novel to help you rescue your roommate."

Chen Mu no longer wanted to speak.

But those two idiots were still confronting Chen Mu with serious faces.

"Dr. Chen, I think you can also do acupuncture. You should be able to cure my roommate directly with acupuncture!"

Chen Mu: "???"

After studying medicine for so many years, Chen Mu began to doubt for the first time, was he studying acupuncture?

A patient who had a mop stick stuck in his stomach, a patient who was suspected of having a ruptured internal organ, could he be cured by a little school doctor with just a few acupunctures?

Acupuncture is a bit magical, but it’s not that magical, right?

If it were so miraculous that it was written in novels, what progress would be made in modern medicine? If we could just learn from the male protagonists of miracle doctor novels, wouldn’t miracle doctors be everywhere?

"Thirteen needles at the gate of ghosts. If one needle falls, you can compete with the King of Hell for the soul. Doctor, do you really not know how to do that?"