Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

"Is it because of poop? No! Dr. Chen has trouble with poop this morning, right?!"

"But the moment I saw his ankle, Dr. Chen and I had the same idea! It's scary!"

"Is this the legendary crispy college student? An army of short videos came to visit!"

"Did this guy not ask for leave yesterday, so he hurt his feet today?"

"Hey! If that's the case, he's still a cruel person!"

"..."

—

Chen Mu helped the boy to the examination bed.

Wait for someone to sit down.

Then he said: "Have you brought your ID card or medical insurance card? Just give me one of them."

The boy nodded.

He took out his medical insurance card from his pocket and handed it to Chen Mu.

Chen Mu returned to his desk and simply entered the boy's medical records, "Yu Bowen, first tell me how you got your foot injury."

Hear the words.

A look of embarrassment instantly flashed across Yu Bowen's face.

After struggling for a moment, Yu Bowen chose to speak, "Last night, after I learned that Duan Ziyao's feet did not require military training, I was a little tempted."

Chen Mu: "So you went out of your way to hurt yourself?"

Even if you want to be lazy, there is no need to be so cruel to yourself...

"No..." Yu Bowen smiled bitterly and shook his head, saying, "After you rejected me yesterday, I went back and thought hard all night, wondering if there was any way I could be lazy without a sick leave note."

Chen Mu raised his eyebrows, "Have you thought of it?"

Yu Bowen nodded: "The way I thought of was to pretend to be sprained in front of the instructor for a short time when the military training was so tiring that I almost couldn't hold on any longer."

"Perhaps the instructor will let me sit aside for a while, so that I can rest without having to come to the school doctor's office to issue a sick note and be exposed by you."

Chen Mu was slightly surprised, "You have such a brain, you can do it!"

"certainly!"

Yu Bowen raised his head proudly.

"My method was supposed to be foolproof, but the mistake was that I was too diligent!"

"After I woke up in the morning, I was thinking that in order to improve my acting skills in front of the instructor, I should first practice how people with sprained feet walk."

Chen Mu held his chin and gradually became interested in what Yu Bowen said, "How do people with sprained feet walk?"

Yu Bowen started to get excited, "According to my conclusion after observing Duan Ziyao for one night, people with sprained feet cannot use their injured feet, so the best way is to walk with one leg on one leg."

Chen Mu nodded: "Although doing this will add unnecessary burden to the other leg, it does seem to be the choice of most patients with sprained feet."

"Your boy's observation skills are quite good!"

Although he had clearly received Chen Mu's approval, Yu Bowen's expression suddenly became sad, "In order to improve my acting skills, I started trying to walk on one leg in the dormitory, and then..."

"Then..." Yu Bowen's expression gradually became painful, "Then...I was jumping around in the dormitory..."

"I suddenly heard a 'click' in my ankle, and then..."

Yu Bowen pointed to his ankle with a tearless look on his face, "Then...that's what I did..."

The corners of Chen Mu's lips began to tremble.

He knew that at this time, as a doctor, he shouldn't laugh at his students.

But……

It’s really hard to control my smile!

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"Brothers, I understand! There must be a phoenix chick beside Wolong!"

"Is there some strange magic power in their dormitory? Why are they all hooked up with Weijiabang?"

"Help! The more bitter the expression on this guy's face, the happier I am smiling?"

"It was originally a career observation show, but now I see it as a variety show for dinner? The crispy college students are really fun, hahahaha!!!"

"My friend who keeps saying that school nurses have a free time, after watching this show, no longer questions why I, a school nurse, work overtime..."

"..."

—

"Wait a moment, I will write a medical record for you."

After writing the medical record, Chen Mu took out a new pair of disposable medical gloves from the glove box on the side.

He caressed Yu Bowen's ankle.

"Does this place hurt?"

"It doesn't seem to hurt?"

"Where is this place?"

"It hurts a little, but I can bear it."

"here?"

"Doctor Chen, please be gentle, it hurts so much!"

Chen Mu thoughtfully touched Yu Bowen's affected area, "It seems that this is the place..."

Yu Bowen was still nodding seriously, agreeing with Chen Mu's statement.

Sudden.

"Ahhhhhh!!!"

A surge of pain instantly invaded Yu Bowen's brain.

Under the stimulation of great pain, Yu Bowen's face turned red and he even squeezed out a few physiological "golden beans".

Yu Bowen looked at Chen Mu and gritted his teeth, "Dr. Chen, I am also a patient after all. Before you reset me, at least say hello to me!"

Chen Mu looked at him, "If I say hello to you, won't it hurt you?"

Yu Bowen was speechless: "It's also... it will hurt..."

Chen Mu stood up: "That's it. I won't prescribe the medicine for you. Duan Ziyao can't use all the medicine you brought back yesterday, so you two can use it together."

Yu Bowen nodded bitterly...

"Your foot injury is not as serious as Duan Ziyao's, but it is not suitable for military training either."

"In this case, I will issue you a two-day sick leave note first. If you are not feeling better after two days, you can come to the school doctor's office again."

Listening to what Chen Mu said, Yu Wenbo's mood suddenly no longer felt bitter.

Holding the sick leave note, he limped and left the school doctor's office happily.

"Dr. Chen, there don't seem to be any students queuing up outside."

After Su Bingbing took a look at the door, she turned around and shouted to Chen Mu in surprise.

Chen Mu walked to the cabinet and took out three packs of instant noodles, "Braised beef noodles, okay?"

Su Bingbing nodded.

Then he said again: "Dr. Chen, there are no students queuing up outside now, and it's not office time yet. It's not too late for us to go to the cafeteria for breakfast."

Chen Mu raised his finger and pointed at the clock on the wall.

Su Bingbing looked in the direction of Chen Mu's finger, four fifty-six in the morning.

Chen Mu: "Do you think those college students have really given up on issuing sick leave notes? They were only temporarily frightened away by the deduction of credits. At most, at five o'clock and one, you will once again see a doctor with a life expectancy of more than mine at the door of the school doctor's office. There’s still a long queue…”

Su Bingbing didn't even dare to speak for a moment.

While Chen Mu was unpacking the instant noodle seasoning package, he quickly picked up the hot water bottle.

Go help boil water.

joke.

After what she had experienced yesterday, how dare she not believe what Chen Mu said!

According to the length of the queue last night, if she doesn't actively boil water now, she might not even be able to eat instant noodles in a while.

Su Bingbing had just brought back the hot water bottle filled with water, but she hadn't had time to plug it in yet.

Look up.

His expression changed instantly, he pointed in one direction and said loudly: "Dr. Chen, look over there!"

Chen Mu looked in the direction of Su Bingbing's finger and saw thick black smoke coming out of a window in the dormitory building on the other side of the playground.

Chen Mu instantly put down the instant noodles in his hand and rushed to the next cubicle.

He brought out two stretchers and said, "Su Bingbing! Help me hold the diagnosis and treatment box!"

Su Bingbing quickly picked up Chen Mu's medical box, followed Chen Mu who was holding two stretchers, and rushed out of the school doctor's office together!