Is there anything wrong with playing Pokémon in Genshin Impact?

"Hey, it's Grandma Ping. Come on, I've specially left this fresh fish for you. It's your old rule, seven ounces, only seven...seven...seven...Grandma Ping, this is your treasure. Dream?"

When the fishmonger heard the voice of Grandma Ping, the big fat sheep, he immediately laughed. He took out a lively fresh fish from the fish basin on the side and put it on the chopping board. He knocked it unconscious with a knife and packed it. He was about to sell it to Grandma Ping at a high price, but at this moment, he suddenly turned to Yan Emperor who was following Grandma Ping. His eyes suddenly widened, his legs shook like noodles, and he swallowed the price he was about to quote. .

Grandma Ping smiled and stroked the hair on Emperor Yan's body.

"You said it, it's not my Pokémon." After hearing this, the fishmonger breathed a sigh of relief and put a smile on his face again. Just as he was about to continue quoting, he heard Grandma Ping's voice again: " It’s just a little friend of mine.”

Now, the fishmonger's legs became weak again.

"Boss, please tell me the price." Grandma Ping said with a kind smile.

"Ahem, Grandma Ping, this fish is thirty molara, thirty molara." The fishmonger wiped his sweat and said with a cautious smile.

"Thirty molars, forget it, give me a bigger one, two three-pound ones. This guy has a big body and a big belly. If it's less, I'm afraid he won't be able to eat enough.

Seeing the fishmonger like this, Grandma Ping laughed loudly, which was considered a bad breath.

"Okay, two pieces weigh a total of six kilograms, a total of 225 molas. Please keep them."

The fishmonger quickly caught two big fish, knocked them unconscious, weighed them, packed them, and handed them to Emperor Yan. An old man couldn't handle these six kilograms.

Emperor Yan lowered his head, picked up the bag, and followed Grandma Ping out of the dock.

"Hmph, that kind of profiteer, why do you still want to buy things from him?

Walking on the road, Emperor Yan said angrily.

If he hadn't seen it appear, the profiteer just now would have added 70 molara to the eight taels of fish.

This made Emperor Yan feel a little unhappy. After all, he met such a profiteer just after leaving home, and no one would be happy.

"Do you think that person just now was a bad person?"

Grandma Ping walked in front with her hands behind her back and said slowly.

"For eight taels of fish, I need to add seventy taels. Isn't this a bad person?"

Emperor Yan said angrily, as if he was still angry.

"Hahaha, Emperor Yan, do you know that the man just now has an eighty-year-old mother and three children. Today he earned forty more molas, so he can cut a pound of meat and go back to improve the food. Don't Seeing that he runs a stall but rarely uses the money he earns, and the clothes he is wearing now are those of his son, do you still think he is a bad person?"

"This..." At this moment, Emperor Yan was unsure and was speechless.

That man was undoubtedly a bad person. After all, he could kill an old man so cruelly. But listening to his deeds, it seemed that he was excusable. At least he was not doing it for himself.

"I have no idea."

After struggling for a moment, Emperor Yan still shook his head honestly.

"Haha, Emperor Yan, this is human beings. Human beings have no labels. Don't use good people to measure a person, and don't use bad people to measure individuals. This is a very childish behavior. No matter how bad people are, for some people Humanly speaking, he is also the biggest good person in the world."

Grandma Ping said slowly, but listening to her words, Emperor Yan looked a little unhappy.

"Is it possible that just because of this, those who have done all kinds of evil can be cleansed?"

Grandma Ping shook her head with a smile: "Emperor Yan, you still don't understand that the so-called good or bad actually has two sides, and this good or bad is actually based on yourself."

Emperor Yan was stunned: "What does it mean to take myself as the standard?"

"It literally means that those who are good for you are good people, and those who are not good for you are bad people. It's as simple as that."

Emperor Yan's eyes widened in surprise. Seeing its confused look, Grandma Ping smiled bitterly and shook her head.

"Well, let me give you an example. Do you know our Liyue God, the Rock King Morax?"

Emperor Yan nodded. After coming to Liyue for so many days, he would hear Morax's stories almost every day, and his ears would be numb from hearing them.

In the story, Emperor Yanwang is undoubtedly the most good man in the world.

From what he saw and heard in reality, Emperor Yan also felt that it was similar. Morax could actually give up his rights and hand over Liyue to humans. "Then do you think Morax is a good man?"

"Of course he's a good guy."

Emperor Yan did not hesitate this time and said decisively.

"Haha, what's so good? During the Demon God War, Morax killed and sealed countless Demon Gods. Those Demon Gods and their subjects all hated Morax when they mentioned it. How could he be a Where are the good people?”

Emperor Yan was stunned. He heard an answer from Grandma Ping that was completely different from that of other Liyue people.

And the next moment, these words broke into Emperor Yan's mind like a bolt of lightning.

"I understand, thank you so much, Grandma Ping!"

Emperor Yan's eyes widened in excitement, he understood everything!

And after understanding it, its admiration for Li Pan continued like a torrential river.

So that's it. It has lived for so many years without understanding things. Li Pan understood it at this young age. It is really too powerful.

The road is under your feet, everything you have walked through by yourself, and the things you have seen are real!

"As long as you understand, don't leave in a hurry. I bought so much fish for you. If you leave, I won't be able to finish it all by myself. It just so happens that my apprentice Xiang Ling hasn't left Liyue Port yet. Let's go and taste it. Let’s try her craftsmanship.”

Grandma Ping said to Emperor Yan with a smile.

In the Pokémon Home, Li Pan sat pitifully on a chair, looking at the delicious, delicious food on the table.

These are all Tu Tuyun's craftsmanship, and I don't know who this guy learned from.

"Where the hell is that guy Yandi? Come back for dinner!"

The alluring aroma seemed to come alive and slapped Li Pan hard twice on his hungry face, but because everyone hadn't arrived yet, Li Pan couldn't move his chopsticks yet, so he could only endure it.

"That guy Yandi won't be in any danger, right?"

Di Yun sat on the other side of the table and looked worriedly at the setting sun outside.

"It's impossible. With Emperor Yan's strength, he could be so silent when faced with danger. At least it would be possible if the Seven Gods personally took action."

Li Pan lay on the table listlessly, feeling hungry.

"Hehehehehe~"

At this moment, a happy brown dog hummed a tune and ran in under the strange eyes of the two people, and went straight to its room and walked in. "Hey, wait a minute, Emperor Yan, come here."

This scene made Li Pan's head growl, and he quickly stopped the happy dog.

"Hmm? Lord God, what can I do for you?"

Emperor Yan was stunned for a moment and stuck his head out of the room.

"For dinner, Di Tuyun made it specially for you."

Li Pan said, pointing to the food in front of him.

"Oh, Lord God, I have eaten it outside. The cooking at Wanmintang is really good."

Emperor Yan said without any hesitation, his eyes narrowed in laughter, and he did not notice that Tu Tuyun and Li Pan's expressions had darkened.

Chapter 88 Zhang Yuan has an indissoluble bond with dogs

Early the next morning, the doorbell rang, and Zhang Yuan, who was covered in mud, pushed open the door and walked in with his two dogs, the Cady Dog and the Coyote Dog. The two dogs were also covered in mud, but their eyes were bright. Youshen looks like he is not a peaceful master, and he might come up with a decoration plan worth hundreds of thousands of molas if he is not careful.

"Boss Li, I'm here."

As soon as he came in, he slumped down on a chair in the rest area and yelled loudly.

"Brother Tutuyun, give me a glass of blue orange juice quickly, I'm going to die!"

"It's coming, it's coming, I'm so full of energy, I won't die in a while."

Tu Tuyun, who was wearing an apron, walked helplessly from the backyard, took out two blue orange fruits from somewhere, squeezed them into juice and handed them to Zhang Yuan.

Zhang Yuan took the cup and drank it in one gulp. The blue orange juice that could replenish physical strength had a powerful effect, and his spirit improved at a speed visible to the naked eye. At this moment, Zhang Yuan finally breathed a sigh of relief and handed the cup to Tutu Yun for a refill.

"Hey, isn't this General Zhang? Why is he like this?"

Li Pan walked in from the backyard and looked at the embarrassed Zhang Yuan in surprise.

"Boss Li, don't tease me. How can I be called a general? I didn't sleep all night last night and led people around. If I couldn't bear it any more, I would get two blue orange fruits to eat. No way. Not to mention, the effect of this fruit is countless times better than the coffee from neighboring Mondstadt. If you take two pills, you will feel energetic immediately. It is more effective than medicine."

Zhang Yuan couldn't stop complaining to Li Pan.

"General Zhang, you are really good at joking. In the entire Liyue, you are the only one who has the experience of leading a team of mortals to defeat the afterimage of the demon god. If you are not the general, who is the general?"

Li Pan found a stool next to him and sat down and said with a smile.

To be honest, he was also shocked after seeing the results of the battle yesterday.

After hearing what Li Pan said, Zhang Yuan scratched his head with a smug smile on his face.

"General Zhang won't come to me to complain this early in the morning, right? Then you are wrong. Even if you go to the Hall of Life to complain to Zhongli Keqing, it would be better than complaining to me."

Li Pan took the blue and orange juice handed over by Tu Tuyun, took a nice sip, and said with a smile.

"Mr. Zhongli from the Hall of Rebirth? What should I do with that guy? That guy is too undisciplined and I can't stand it. That is to say, there is nothing wrong with that guy. Otherwise, I will send him to the Qianyan Army's prison no matter what. Let's go there." When Zhongli was mentioned, Zhang Yuan's face tightened. For people like him, the most disgusting thing in the army was a street kid like Zhongli.

"By the way, you almost led me into a ditch. Boss Li, I'm here to buy Pokémon. Although my Kati dog is capable of evolving, it still needs to be able to evolve. Huo I have no clue about the Stone thing now, let alone the Coyote Dog. That guy is so timid that I am embarrassed to tell him that it is my Pokémon. It can even be trained in the Qianyan Army. At that time, I was frightened by the shouts of Qian Yanjun."

Zhang Yuan became even more angry when he mentioned his two stupid dogs.

"Okay, I understand, come on, General Zhang, please."

Li Pan nodded, took out the store manager's illustrated book and handed it to Zhang Yuan.

Zhang Yuan also pressed the extraction button with ease.

Don't act like a dog, don't act like a dog...

Looking at the rotating pictures on the picture book, Zhang Yuan sweated in his heart. Having two dogs at home was already fatal. If he couldn't see them for a while, he would demolish the house. His wife didn't even know how much she had told him. This time, if another dog comes out this time, it will be difficult to survive, right?

Finally, the screen stopped and it was the green caterpillar.

Zhang Yuan's face darkened: "This is worse than a dog." After saying that, he directly pressed the extraction button again.

Ten minutes later, Zhang Yuan slumped down on the chair, all weak.

What appeared on the illustrated book was a yellow-brown dog. This dog was different from a coyote. At least the coyote looked a bit ferocious at first glance. This dog had nothing but Stupid.

But he couldn't change it yet. This was the fifth time he had drawn it. The first four times were all green caterpillars. The green caterpillars came out four times in a row. It was only the fifth time that such a dog came out. "Hey, General Zhang, this Pokémon is called Caller Paw. In the form of Caller Paw, it's not very showy, but it's different after it evolves into the Charger Dog. Although the overall potential is still not very high, but the speed It's frighteningly fast. As for how fast it is, you'll know just by thinking about its name. Even electricity can catch up."

Li Pan came over to take a look and said with a surprised look on his face.

Not only is the Electric Dog fast, but it also has ridiculously high endurance. It can even run for three days and three nights without stopping.

Hearing Li Pan's words, Zhang Yuan's heart skipped a beat.

If it's broken, it's so fast, doesn't that mean the house is being demolished too quickly?

This thought flashed through his mind, but immediately, his thoughts turned to another direction. Since the speed of chasing electric dogs is so fast, can they be used to convey information?

"Boss Li, how is the endurance and intelligence of this electric chasing dog?"

What is needed to convey information is the intelligence to know the way and long endurance. If you can't run for a long time and become paralyzed, or you are simply too stupid to know the way back, it will be useless at all.

"Endurance is also one of the strengths of the Electric Dog. This guy can even run for three days and three nights without sleep. And the intelligence, Pokémon's intelligence is very high... maybe?"

Li Pan wanted to swear that the Pokémon's intelligence was all right, but looking at the silly look of the caller in the illustrated book, he hesitated.

"Okay, I'll take this one. Boss Li, let me take a look at this little guy."

As soon as he heard Li Pan's words, Zhang Yuan jumped up and ran at a lightning speed for three days and three nights without sleeping. Isn't this the perfect messenger candidate? As for intelligence, a pigeon-sized brain can be used to deliver letters. What kind of dog can’t do that?

Zhang Yuan has 100% confidence in this.

ten minutes later.

Zhang Yuan fell silent as he watched the callers chasing his tail around his feet and falling over from time to time because his legs were too short.

"Boss Li."

"Um?"

"You should surrender. False propaganda is illegal."

"I...General Zhang, believe me, this guy will definitely get better after he evolves."

Li Pan was just about to retort, but he fell silent when he saw the caller barking stupidly chasing his tail.

"Hey, forget it, Boss Li, I want this one. How much does it cost?"

Hearing this, Li Pan felt happy and quickly handed over the elf ball.

"The sincere price is 490,000 Morads. Please keep it."

【Call me】