Is this cartoonist mentally ill?

"Okay, now the battery must be broken, young man."

The repair shop owner looked at Lin Qingshan in front of him angrily and said.

Lin Qingshan was carrying Pochita on his chest, and Gu Qianli was behind him. He looked at the laptop in front of him that had successfully restarted, and made sure that there was no problem.

He nodded and didn't feel embarrassed at all when facing the boss's angry look. He smiled and said, "Thank you, boss!"

He took out the wallet in his backpack and gave three hundred-dollar bills to the boss.

Gu Qianli was stunned for a moment and was about to step forward to stop him, but Lin Qingshan had already handed it to his boss.

"Remember to give change, boss."

He didn't forget to shout.

"knew."

The boss's face was full of black lines. After making sure that the money in his hand was okay, he turned back and took a ten-yuan change and gave it to Lin Qingshan.

Lin Qingshan was still looking carefully at the ten yuan change in his hand, as if he was worried that it was a counterfeit bill.

The boss suddenly couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Customer, please fix your computer and leave here first. I still have business to do here."

In fact, there were only two people in front of his shop, Lin Qingshan and Gu Qianli.

Lin Qingshan was not annoyed, he smiled, put the laptop back into the bag, and then looked at Gu Qianli behind him.

Gu Qianli immediately understood and walked with Lin Qingshan.

The two of them left the computer city.

The boss looked at Lin Qingshan and Gu Qianli walking away, and kept muttering, "It's just a small profit. Why are such young college students falling in love these days? Falling in love will save me a lot of money."

"My money!"

Originally, he had told the little girl just now that her laptop graphics card might be damaged and he needed to replace it with a new one, which cost 8,000 yuan and had a discount of 7,800 yuan.

He has a few second-hand 690 graphics cards, and he can earn a guaranteed profit of 5,000 yuan by replacing them. If he can replace the "bad" graphics card of the little girl, it will be more than 10,000 yuan.

Unexpectedly, the little girl's boyfriend suddenly ran out, asked knowledgeable questions, and asked him to check the fault on the spot.

He had no choice but to know that he couldn't trick the little girl, so he replaced the battery according to normal maintenance.

This boss is also an old connoisseur and very thick-skinned.

He knew he couldn't trick Gu Qianli, but he still shamelessly completed the repair.

But he sincerely hopes that female college students in the world will not fall in love, so that he can make more money.

Gu Qianli didn't know the boss's complaints at this time, but hurriedly walked out.

She walked a certain distance, felt something was wrong, and looked back at Lin Qingshan, who was still walking slowly.

"Qingshan, don't you leave quickly!"

Gu Qianli immediately walked back to Lin Qingshan and asked in a low voice with some doubts.

Lin Qingshan looked at her with some confusion, "Why do you have to leave so quickly?"

Compared with the low volume of Gu Qianli's words, his voice was not much louder. It just seemed that he was very natural and magnanimous.

"You and I……"

Gu Qianli was speechless for a moment and didn't know what to say.

"The boss's eyes just looked wrong, aren't you panicking?"

Seeing this, she said helplessly.

"Why are you panicking? We were just normal customers. We didn't defraud the boss. We were doing normal business, so we wouldn't be so panicked."

Lin Qingshan said indifferently.

"ah?"

Gu Qianli thought for a while, and it seemed to make sense.

Why is she panicking? This is just a normal transaction.

"Don't worry, I will definitely make more money from the 290 I gave the boss just now."

Lin Qingshan smiled and said.

Although he didn't know what the current price of laptop batteries was, it was impossible for the boss not to make a profit.

Even when he shows that he knows his stuff, it's impossible for the boss not to make money.

They don't owe their boss anything, so why should they panic?

"Oh well."

Gu Qianli breathed a sigh of relief.

"but……"

She turned to Lin Qingshan and said, "Thank you for helping to pay just now. I'll give it back to you."

Lin Qingshan waved his hand and refused Gu Qianli's return of the money, "I don't care, I'm not interested in money or anything, and..."

"Woof woof!"

Lin Qingshan barked twice suddenly, which startled Gu Qianli.

Pochita also looked at him strangely from the pet backpack.

The nearby pedestrians and merchants in the Computer City were all looking at Lin Qingshan and Gu Qianli with strange expressions.

I guess they are thinking at this moment that young people really know how to play.

"You...what are you doing, Qingshan."

Gu Qianli said very embarrassed.

She suddenly remembered that there seemed to be some perverts in Europe and the United States who liked to play sadistic and abused games. This kind of game was also called SM for short.

She and Lin Qingshan won't be regarded as such perverts by everyone now...

“Dogs are man’s best friend!”

Lin Qingshan said with a smile.

Gu Qianli opened his mouth with confusion on his face, "Ah this..."

She thought for a moment and then tried to say, "Qingshan, you don't mean to say that we are friends, do you?"

"Is not it?"

Lin Qingshan suddenly said aggrievedly.

"No...no, yes, yes, we are friends."

Gu Qianli's face was filled with dark lines. She was a little confused about Lin Qingshan's unusual brain circuitry.

It seems... Lin Qingshan really has something wrong with his brain?

Kekekeke, he has always shown that he is not stupid.

And if Lin Qingshan knew the suspicion in her heart, he would probably refute her unswervingly at this moment——

Having a brain problem does not necessarily mean you are a fool.

You can also be a lunatic!

And are madmen necessarily the same as fools?

"But you express yourself as a dog, this, this, this, this is wrong..."

"really."

Lin Qingshan thought for a while and said sternly, "If it's a licking dog, it wouldn't be good. If it's a loyal dog... it doesn't seem to work. In fact, the most important thing is whether the owner likes it."

"Just like Pochita, if it is loved by its owner, it is a happy and good dog."

"If it doesn't have an owner to love it, it's just a poor stray dog."

He looked at Pochita in his backpack and said pitifully.

"That's not what's wrong..."

Gu Qianli continued weakly, "Qingshan, you are a human, not a dog, that's what I meant."

"Qianli, how can you be sure that I'm not a puppy?"

Lin Qingshan said with a smile.

Gu Qianli's eyes twitched, "You don't mean..."

"Ahem, actually I am a repair dog now, I can also walk on all fours like Pochita..."

As Lin Qingshan spoke, it seemed that he really planned to crawl on all fours like a dog.

"enough."

Gu Qianli quickly pulled Lin Qingshan up, fearing that he would do something embarrassing again.

"Hey!"

The two quickly left the computer city.

Passers-by and merchants who just witnessed all this once again said that young people really know how to play.

(PS: This plot is adapted from the story of Teacher Fujimoto who thought he was a little girl in the third grade of elementary school when he was ill. Just think of it as the character of the protagonist when he went crazy.)