Is this cartoonist mentally ill?

"What the hell is this? Is Qingshan Laozei's thinking mode different from ours?"

"Is this the first time I know Qingshan Laozei is a mental patient? Can the thinking mode of a mental patient be the same as that of a normal person?"

"I can only say that Qingshan Laozei is really sick and needs to be treated as soon as possible. After drawing the comic "The Strange Taoist Immortal", why do I feel that his condition is getting more and more dangerous?"

"It's normal. Cyberpsychosis is like this. And he went to get treatment. Why do you draw "The Strange Taoist Immortal" for me?"

"The plot of this comic is based on Qingshan Laozei's personal experience. Is there a possibility that this is the hallucination that occurred when Qingshan Laozei was a Taoist priest in the mountains?"

"Don't say it! Hey! It's really possible!"

"Qingshan Laozei is really crazy, I don't know what will happen next time. "

"It is said that Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism are the three religions. Taoism has done it, Buddhism has done it, so it should be Confucianism's turn, right?"

"What did Confucianism do? Let me think... Does Confucianism have such a story of strange phenomena?"

"I can only think of a mountain of books and a sea of ​​knowledge. To put it bluntly, Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism are more influential, but there is a saying in Confucianism that a man does not talk about strange things. Even if there is a relative theory of heaven and man's induction, it is only for the king. Confucianism itself rarely does such a strange phenomenon. "

"As a teacher for all ages, Confucius was invented by later generations. When he was born, a unicorn delivered his son and auspicious clouds filled the sky. However, this should not be as famous as the three flowers gathering at the top of the head, the immortal ascension, the sky falling, and the golden lotus emerging from the ground. "

"Or Confucius lamented that the phoenix did not come and the river map did not appear, which can also be regarded as The highest level of vision in Confucianism, because the arrival of the phoenix and the appearance of the river map are signs of the birth of a saint. "

"Confucianism should not be drawn, after all, there is no such famous allusion, and... it is impossible for anyone to guess the thoughts of the old thief in Zhongqingshan."

"Every time the contestants guess the lantern riddles, they all return in failure. I can only say that unless you are also a mental patient, how can you guess the thoughts of the old thief in Zhongqingshan."

"I am more curious about the last part. Was it Li Huowang's hallucination, or did Dan Yangzi really win the resurrection match?"

"I think it is actually Dan Yangzi who has been protecting Li Huowang since he accidentally became an immortal. Otherwise, how could Li Huowang defeat and devour Jian Dun and others? What Goudan and Bai Lingmiao saw should be Dan Yangzi's trick. "

"Yes, they have all become immortals. I think it is Dan Yangzi's trick. Yangzi deliberately tricked Li Huowang and created a trick. After all, the monks in Zhengde Temple can use tricks, so it is impossible that Danyangzi, who has achieved immortality, can't be immortal."

"That's why he smiled at Li Huowang later... He is a typical person with good intentions!"

"The key is, Xinhui said that Li Huowang is a rare heart element, what does that mean? I think this is the key."

"First of all, the identity of this heart element must be Li Huowang's ability. At present, as far as we know, the protagonist's ability is to travel through the twin worlds. He is temporarily unable to return to the modern world under the suppression of Hei Taisui, but this does not mean that the modern world is purely the protagonist's fantasy."

"After all, when the protagonist was about to die, it was indeed the modern world's gastric lavage machine that saved him, so it is very likely that the heart element refers to the protagonist's ability to travel through two worlds!"

"Secondly, why the immortal method that the protagonist accidentally made up can make Danyangzi immortal? We overlooked a point. In fact, before that, Li Huowang made up a set of small and large Zhoutian cultivation methods for Danyangzi. Danyangzi is not easy to fool. He practiced that set of exercises successfully at that time and then chose to continue to believe in Li Huowang. "

"Moreover, people cannot make up something that they have never seen and that is illogical. In other words, Li Huowang's elixir recipe may be purely made up, but the set of small and large Zhoutian cultivation techniques cannot be completely made up."

"Compared with this world, whether it is Dan Yangzi's Qingfeng Temple or the monks in Zhengde Temple, the scriptures and cultivation techniques they recite are all circulated in the modern world or the techniques of immortals and Buddhas in ancient novels, or Buddhist scriptures and Taoist scriptures, proving that the documents related to the two religions in the modern world may be the supreme cultivation manuals in this world."

"So it may be because of this that Dan Yangzi really became an immortal. The reason is not the elixir, but the technique!"

"The prophet upstairs is a knife! If this is true, I will immediately help you contact the best mental hospital in the whole Republic!"

"Shocked! If you really say that, I believe it!"

"It's worth my half-year of enlightenment in the mental hospital! Sure enough! Hahaha! Taoist master, I have enlightened! ”

…

Lin Qingshan couldn’t see the discussions of these professional lantern riddle guessers on the Internet. If he had seen them, he would have thought they made sense.

However… that’s not the case!

It can only be said that the worldview of “The Strange Immortal Dao” cannot be deduced from common sense logic.

In Lin Qingshan’s opinion, Mr. Hu Wei’s condition is not much better than Mr. Fujimoto’s, so it is definitely impossible for a normal person to easily deduce the subsequent plot!

Then the plot of “The Strange Immortal Dao” continued to move forward. After Li Huowang solved Jian Dun and the others, the group set out on their journey again.

It is not known whether it was because of the death of Jian Dun and the others in Zhengde Temple, or because Li Huowang and the others went too far, anyway, Zhengde Temple did not continue to send people to hunt down Li Huowang and the others.

However, in order to be on the safe side, when Li Huowang met a peddler on the road, he still spent a huge amount of money to buy a batch of self-defense items for Bai Lingmiao, Goudan, Xiaoman and others.

But this also cost a lot of money.

Then, after the accompanying Lu Zhuangyuan family arrived at a small town, it was time to say goodbye, and the two groups parted ways.

And then, when they were about to arrive at Xiaoman’s hometown, Siqi State, Li Huowang also grew up and asked Xiaoman’s hometown if there was a "famous and upright sect" like Zhengde Temple.

Li Huowang now understood that the sects in this world were all weird.

Can you believe that compared with the monks in Zhengde Temple who broke the precepts and made weird Buddha statues for cultivation, Danyangzi, who took people to make pills, seemed much more upright.

After all, Danyangzi never killed innocent people every time he made pills. As long as Bai Lingmiao and others were not selected as materials for making pills, they could live well.

However, Li Huowang had not seen the scene of Xinhui making a vase girl, otherwise he would definitely think that his cheap master Danyangzi was an upright Taoist priest-this is compared with the monks in Zhengde Temple.

So this world is definitely in big trouble. You may encounter a sect that is even more evil than Zhengde Temple. At that time, Li Huowang with the Heavenly Book will definitely be targeted again and get into trouble.

Of course, he didn't know that compared with the Heavenly Book on him, he was more attractive as a Xinsu.

Anyway, Li Huowang was really scared, so he asked Xiaoman carefully.

Xiaoman said she didn't know, after all, she had never left the village before, until she suddenly appeared in Qingfeng Temple. She just talked about the custom in her village - dancing the gods.

When the word "god" was mentioned, Li Huowang had PTSD and asked again in detail.

However, Xiaoman said that those who danced the gods lived in their own homes, and then each of them worshipped the "immortals" at home.

As for the names of the "immortals", Xiaoman only knew five kinds of "red, yellow, white, willow and sad", but he didn't know what they were specifically.

"What is this?"

Fan Siwei was a little confused when he saw this, but he felt that this should be some kind of folk legend.

"Wow, these are the five immortals in our Northeast folklore: Fox, Yellow, White, Willow and Gray."

Yao Zihan, a roommate from the Northeast, said in amazement, "They are Fox, Yellow, White, Willow and Gray, but here they are changed to 'Red, Yellow, White, Willow and Sad'?"

"Maybe it has changed in this world."

Fan Siwei said immediately.

"I have to say that this "Tao Weird Immortal" is really interesting, and the author of this comic is really crazy!"

Yao Zihan said immediately.

"After all, Qingshan is an old thief, and people give him the nickname of cyber psychopath."

Fan Siwei laughed and complained.

Then he continued to read the next comic plot of "Tao Weird Immortal".

Li Huowang also paid attention to this a little, but then they really met a guy who was dancing!

First, when Li Huowang and his friends were camping in the wild at night and making a fire, suddenly a figure flashed by and finally landed in front of a pair of embroidered shoes.

The embroidered shoes were very red, so red that they were creepy.

Since the last encounter with the God of Joy, Li Huowang and his companions are now completely careless.

Especially the red embroidered shoes... a perfect horror movie start!

Just when Li Huowang and his companions were about to take action, at this moment.

A white-haired man in his fifties who called himself Li Zhi walked out of the dark woods.

He was dressed simply, and the patches on his clothes showed that he should not be rich. In addition to a small package on his back, he also had a dirty old drum with many colorful strips on his waist.

Following him out was a woman wearing the red embroidered shoes.

However, the woman's face was covered with a red veil, so her face could not be seen at all, and her clothes were extremely bright, and she had some colorful strips tied on her body like those drums.

She stood there motionless, looking like a horror movie.

Li Zhi told Li Huowang and his companions that this was his wife and they had no ill intentions.

"Brother Li, he is the one who performed the shaman dance."

However, at this time, Xiaoman revealed Li Zhi's identity and said to Li Huowang.

"Yes! That's right, we are the ones who performed the shaman dance. I am the big god and my wife is the second god."

Li Zhi also admitted it directly at this time, and then said, "What? Don't believe it? Then I will give you a piece... cough cough-"

He coughed a few times, and then shouted loudly, "Please-god-le-le-"

However, this scared Li Huowang. After the incident at Zhengde Temple, he did not dare to despise these weird things of gods and ghosts at all.

"Dinglinglingling--!!"

The extremely harsh bell sounded in the picture, and everyone present covered their ears with painful expressions.

In the next picture, Li Huowang's sword was already on Li Zhi's neck.

Fortunately, the misunderstanding was finally resolved.

Li Huowang and others had another shaman dance, Li Zhi and his "wife" accompanying them.

On the way, Li Zhi also told Li Huowang about the rules of the horse fairy, claiming that he was just a long-term slave of the fairy family. Then he helped point the way to a village in the Banyue Valley ahead, where they could rest.

However, by chance, when the group arrived at the village, they happened to meet a woman who was possessed by evil spirits, and Li Zhi officially demonstrated his magic of dancing the great spirit.

"Dong! Dong! Dong!"

"Please—god—!"

"The sun sets in the west...it's getting dark...! The dragon returns to the sea and the tiger returns to the mountain—the dragon returns to the sea to make rain—the tiger needs to return to the mountain to sleep—hey hey..."

"The seven-star glazed tiles are on the top of the head, and the eight-sided purple gold bricks are on the feet. The feet are on the ground, and the head is on the sky. Take big steps and walk in a chain, and stand firmly on the camp. Burn incense and beat drums to invite the old immortal..."

"Old immortal~ I know you are coming, don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, you are majestic and murderous, don't bring majesty and murderousness——"

"The house is small, Galado, it's terrible if you bump into it. It's easy to deal with a gentleman, but it's a mouthful to deal with a villain——ah——"

"Move the troops~ invite Huang Tianba~ invite Huang Tianqing~ invite Huang Tianhei, invite Huang Tianhong, Dabaoma, Erlingtong, Kuaizui Liaoge, and Mimicking..."

"Dong! Dong! Dong!"

...

As the folk-colored but bizarre dance ceremony proceeded, the woman also showed obvious reactions, either shouting for Li Zhi to get out, or pinching her neck in pain.

Anyway, you can tell at a glance that she is really possessed by evil spirits.

While Li Zhi was dancing, Li Huowang felt something was wrong.

As Li Zhi's dancing ritual progressed, the red veil on the head of the so-called "Er Shen" who was next to him was gradually lifted up by something.

Through the red veil, comic fans could see some strange animal head outlines with blurred music.

It's not accurate to say animal head, none of these things look like ordinary animals, all of them are seriously mutated and deformed.

Anyway, it's scary to watch, and everyone knows that this so-called Li Zhi's wife is not a living or normal person, but it's unexpected that not only is it not a living or normal person, but it's definitely some kind of evil spirit.

As Li Huowang thought before, the monks of Zhengde Temple got power from the happy flesh and blood Buddha.

This disciple Li Zhi who danced the shaman must have also got power from this weird horse fairy and Er Shen.

Not only that, during the process of the ceremony, thick white smoke enveloped the entire villager's home.

At this moment, a black shadow flew out of the white smoke, and rushed straight towards Li Huowang with a residual shadow.

Fortunately, Li Huowang reacted in time and blocked the evil woman with a long sword.

Yes, it was the evil woman who rushed towards Li Huowang naked.

Then Li Zhi finally assisted Li Huowang and successfully exorcised the evil spirit from the woman.

When talking about this matter afterwards.

"Is everything okay? I was a little distracted just now. I knew that you were outside and this guy couldn't run away."

Li Zhi asked indifferently.

"Distracted? In this case, you dare to be distracted?"

Li Huowang said speechlessly.

But in the end, the matter was resolved.

Li Zhi invited a guardian deity for this family to prevent the evil spirit from disturbing their family again.

At this time, Li Huowang looked at the clay figurine named Guardian Deity, but seemed to see it move inexplicably.

"Don't look..."

At this moment, an inexplicable voice came from behind him.

Li Huowang turned his head suddenly and came face to face with the two gods covered with red veils.

"Do you have anything to tell me?"

Li Huowang asked at this time.

Hearing Li Huowang's words, the pale hands with long nails gently pinched a corner of the red veil and slowly lifted it up...

In the weird atmosphere, the plot ended here.

However, Fan Siwei and other comic fans really broke out in a cold sweat, and at the same time...

They found it particularly interesting.

This bizarre world of cultivating immortals involving folk legends is a bit scary, but it inexplicably feels real.

After all, compared with those famous immortal and Buddha legends, those immortals and Buddhas who have no desires and only reward and punish good and evil seem too far away.

In ancient times, ordinary people could only come into contact with the weird-colored horse-riding immortals, kitchen gods, water gods, land gods, day and night wandering gods, which are a bit scary and a bit worldly. Half ghosts, half demons, half gods, and half immortals are more real.

Just like ordinary people will never see the high officials of the imperial court in their lifetime, but the local officials below are the "great gods" that ordinary people can often see.

So "Dao Wei Yi Xian" has a feeling of being close to reality.

Especially the story of the horse-riding fairy, which makes many comic fans from the northeast of the Republic very curious. They have never seen... a comic about the folk customs of the horse-riding fairy.

At the same time, another year is coming to an end.