Is this really just an RPG? !

Chapter Five - Me and

I am already dead.

This kind of line that should be placed at the beginning or end of the story is suddenly told in this way at the climax of the story. It is really inexplicable, but the fact is like this, I was indeed hurt by quite well-known people. , based on the normal human situation, it is not a strange thing to die on the spot, and it can even be said that if there is no death on the spot, it will make people feel weird.

I am already dead.

When I learned about this, I was a little bit...

"Feeling happy?"

"I really want to pry open your head to see what's inside. It's really rare to see someone who is happy after knowing that he is dead. Although I can probably guess the source of your idea, if you really hold If you keep this kind of expectation, the topic will not be able to go on, so let’s not talk about anything else, the act of sending you back must meet the basic requirement of ‘having a very strong desire not to die’. arrive."

"Whether you want to be happy and want to die are two different things!"

"Ah! What you said is quite insightful. As expected of the 'I' who is good at interpreting life... No wonder! Do you think I would say that? No matter how you say it, it sounds like something I said casually. !"

"Although it was said casually, it is the truth."

"I really want to know what happened to you."

"All kinds of things."

"Tell me a little bit, so I can compare."

"I" pushes a cup of steaming coffee in front of me.

I thought about it for a while, and carefully pushed the coffee back.

"I will say it seriously, please don't use torture to extract a confession."

"Is this torture?!"

"Isn't this torture?!"

"It's just an ordinary conversation etiquette, why did it turn into a torture!"

"Who told you to make coffee? It's a torture! If you don't know how to make coffee, don't do it! If you can't do it, just let me do it!"

"Eh? You will?"

As if hearing some unexpected information, "I" showed a surprised expression on his face.

After carefully confirming what he just said, he still doesn't understand what's so strange about it.

I do make coffee.

There will even be various refreshments.

They were all forced out by Lilith and Emily.

"Don't expect a medicine pot master to make something that can be eaten, and don't expect an elf who knows nothing but flipping through the library and is no bigger than a spoon."

"Then princess?"

"Princesses are always busy. Regarding games, three-player games are often inconvenient to continue without one person."

"... I basically understand it."

When the "I" sitting in front of me looked at me again, his eyes were full of pity.

It's not because I don't know much about this place, I really want to smash something there.

"ah!"

Oh, I couldn't help it, so I accidentally moved my body subconsciously.

It's just a pillow anyway.

so happy.

"You really can do whatever you want."

"Not at all...I'll get another one, do you want sweet or salty?"

"Sweet Party, this should be the same as you."

"No, I've decided to change my assignment to be a sweetheart today."

"Hate to this extent?!"

"Also, the time may be longer, is there time?"

"The flow of time here is different from that of the outside world. That's why I can safely and boldly leave you here to chat slowly. After all, if you are trapped for too long, the existence of the self-defense mechanism outside will do something. It is logical but completely Inhuman behavior."

"???"

What the hell is he talking about.

Just the inexplicable words like "you are dead but your body is not dead" have made me tangled up until now without any answer.

It's an uncomfortable feeling to be kept in the dark.

This place has all kinds of things, and even has a lot of tools that I have never seen before. Fortunately, it has the ability of [Different World Knowledge], as long as you do a little research, you can quickly understand how to use it. However, since you can use [Learning from Other Worlds], it means that these things are products from another world, that is, brought to this world by "I".

"Wow, you're overkill!"

"It's okay? If you do a lot, you will naturally become proficient."

"Is your travel purely routine?"

"As long as it is not a special event, most of the time it is a daily activity."

"I really envy."

"What is there to envy?"

"I have been forced to be the devil king all the time. I am very busy with work, so I will naturally envy your leisurely life!"

"Now?"

I tried my cutting board.

Looking at the other party's stiff expression, he sighed deeply.

"You're hiding something from me."

"It's not a secret, it's just that I didn't think it was appropriate to say it immediately."

"Eh?"

"Do you know why I came here?"

"I did it to death."

I think so.

Since they are the same person, no matter how individual differences exist, there should be no essential difference. They all love the world in which they exist, and there is no reason to go to other worlds for no reason, unless they die for a while. If you can't go back, you will stay here for more than a year.

maybe longer?

"Roughly the same."

The other party held his head in his hands, with a look of indifference.

"What happened?"

"The world is over! So I was sent out forcibly."

"So it's this... You finally can't bear to blow up the world?"

"How is it possible! Of course I didn't do it."

oh.

Understood.

Since the matter of "interfering" is mentioned, it is probably because of missing certain aspects that lead to an accident that could endanger the existence of the world, and was sent out under irreparable circumstances, and came here by accident, and found that it was with me that he had stayed with before. The world is exactly the same, but I did a few things to change the direction of myself in another world.

reasonable.

This is the root cause of "the devil kidnapped the princess".

If it wasn't for this incident, I might not know Lilith until later, and I wouldn't talk about it to the academy, so I would naturally miss the incident about Melville.

"Sister?"

"Dead, if there is no one to rescue, even the former saint can't do anything."

"Seniors and them?"

"Dead, spiral guns are too rare, even if you prepare in advance, you may not be able to find a suitable one. After all, only magical weapons or special materials can keep them intact after passing through the flames. Your gun Gungnir was arranged by me in advance."

"Yvette City?"

"I was excluded... or it was directly dug out from the world, and then it was just emptied out, leaving behind a huge bottomless pit, and weird guys would come out of it regularly, and I was also at that time That's how I met Her Majesty."

"Iceland?"

"It's messed up. The dragons completely ignored the treaty and opened up stations with humans. In the end, although they managed to make an armistice agreement, there were no living creatures on the entire Iceland. They couldn't even disperse the death above."

"Quest?"

"This is because it was detected in advance within the jurisdiction, so it's not as troublesome as you to deal with it."

unimaginable development.

But if that's the case, it won't change anything.

"Where I have never been..."

"almost!"

Still don't care too much, it's like just chatting.

Obviously something that has been experienced personally, but has been forgotten to such an extent?

"It's basically like this. If you choose one side, you can't choose the other side. But if you don't know, you don't have any real feeling. Besides, I left the palace and ran around after throwing you to Lilith. It's just that I can't make a move in most cases. , After seeing the truth, I didn’t know how to choose, so I didn’t choose anything at all.”

"……Can't understand."

Literally, I couldn't understand everything he said.

It may also be that you don't want to understand.

The refreshments in hand are almost prepared, and the rest is just baking. Lilith has taught me about baking precautions, but after teaching me, she never touches these things again, and throws them to me every time do it. Only when traveling with the brave can you carry all kinds of large kitchen utensils with you!

It is especially useful for storage in different dimensions.

"I'll wait over there."

"Can I steal it?"

"You are willing to eat raw words."

"There are times when life is unavoidable!"

"..."

"Although I won't starve to death, it will be very uncomfortable to be hungry."

"What kind of life do you have?"

Just a little change, the gap is so big that I can't figure it out.

"Ding!"

The total time spent on baking does not exceed 5 minutes. It seems that the time in this place is indeed very strange. It is understandable if it is only slower than the outside world, but these time-consuming equipment have been speeded up, which can only explain... ...Someone added some special ability to achieve it.

"Magic is very convenient."

"Yes Yes……"

Of course I know that magic is omnipotent, but it doesn't work for me.

I can't cast most spells.

"Be a little more excited, I spent several years studying this speed-up technique."

"Year?"

"Since I was sent out, I haven't had much to do. Naturally, I need to find something to pass the time for myself. Otherwise, just sleeping is a bit like a waste of life."

"You're wasting your life right now."

Obviously should be straight to the point but has been talking about strange things.

What's even more troublesome is that I have nothing to do. Only he knows how to send me away from this world and return to my original world.

"Don't worry about it so much, eh! The sweetness is really the best!"

"The other plate is unsweetened."

"You really did it?!"

"I really did it!"

"Well, this stubborn temper is exactly the same as mine, I understand..."

"If you can understand, get to the point quickly."

I really don't know what to procrastinate about.

I swallowed my coffee and put the cup back after a moment's pause.

I still prefer to drink Lilith Chong, or Qiuqiu Chong.