It Is Difficult To Find The Police, Even Pandas Know
88. Angry Curry Asan! The Most Powerful Country In The Universe? Just A Joke
"Yes, we are going to pick up the white tiger.
"The Bengal white tiger is a national treasure of our country. The three tiger cubs he gave birth to belong to our country. We want to take them all back."
"Since you helped the white tiger give birth, we will give some corresponding rewards as a thank you for delivering three tiger cubs..."
Before the translator finished speaking, Su Chen interrupted directly: "The Bengal white tiger is your national treasure, so why did it appear in the hinterland of our country?"
Su Chen was almost laughed out of anger.
The Bengal tiger is the most widely distributed tiger.
It's just that there are more curry Asan.
Unexpectedly, with a word of national treasure, he wanted to take away the white tiger mother and the three cerebellar axes.
Su Chen felt that these Ah Sans hadn't woken up.
Most importantly, I still want to buy it with money.
As a people's forest police.
There is also the system, he lacks Ah San's rewards?
The big group has come together.
It pricked up its ears and listened carefully.
It didn't understand the meaning of the voice from that strange thing, but it understood the words about free meal tickets!
For mobile phones, it has been around for a long time.
If given the chance, it wants to try.
Professor Wang then replied: "Bengal tigers are also distributed in our country, but they didn't come from your country.
"Wanting to take the white tiger and the three tiger cubs away... is a dream."
Professor Wang's last words were even more decisive.
No room for rejection at all.
The old professor was very angry at Ah San's thoughts.
You must know that the Bangladesh Institute has this attitude.
Professor Wang didn't even want to answer the call.
Ah San is purely here to disgust people.
At this time, there was another voice over there, and the curry-flavored English came. Not to mention Professor Wang, even with Su Chen's sensitive hearing, he couldn't tell the difference.
Su Chen replied impatiently: "Please speak humanly, or I will hang up the call."
The translator's voice came out again: "The Bengal white tigers are all descendants of a white tiger discovered in our country. We are very determined to bring back the white tiger and the three tiger cubs."
"Mr. Su, please cooperate with us."
"Otherwise, we will use diplomatic means..."
Su Chen laughed angrily: "I can't do this kind of thing, please contact my leader, or use diplomatic means on the forum..
Without giving the other party a chance to speak, Su Chen hung up directly.
There is no evidence that the white tiger belongs to Curry.
With a single sentence of national treasure, I want to take the white tiger away.
Should this group of Ah Sans be said to be naive, or are they pretending to be stupid?
The Bengal white tiger was first found in Curry.
In the territory of the Celestial Dynasty, what if there are also alien species!
After all, the legend of the white tiger has been passed down for thousands of years.
"This group of Ah Sans, I'm afraid they are dreaming!!"
"It's outrageous. In just a few words, I want to take away the white tiger mother and three little 760 brain axes."
"Brother Chen did a great job, so he should directly reply.
"The old professor's retort was even more relieving. Ah San was speechless and wanted to use other means to talk."
"Laughing to death... These ahsan actually want to use the so-called diplomatic means. I'm afraid they haven't woken up yet, and I, the Great Heavenly Court, will take care of them?"
"It is only in curry that there are white tigers. The legend of the white tiger has been passed down in our country for thousands of years. The white tiger first appeared in the curry side. In retrospect, it is probably passed down from our side."
Everyone in the live broadcast room.
They were all very angry at Curry Ah San.
Condescending attitude, disgusting....
I can only say that Su Chen did a great job.
"Professor, what on earth do these Ah San want to do?" the assistant brother couldn't help asking.
Ah San's wonderful operation made him very rich.
I don't know the specific purpose of Ah San's visit at all.
Su Chen also looked at Professor Wang.
Ah San's reason for coming made him puzzled.
The Bengal Tiger Research Institute, as a national research institute, should not be so naive.
How could such a thing be done.
Professor Wang couldn't help complaining: "Don't think too much, these assholes are out of their minds. I've been there to communicate with them before, and that's what they do."
"You must know that the system over there is completely different from ours. The high-caste people are in the upper class of society, and they have become accustomed to this superior attitude."
After listening, Su Chen was a little silent.
It turned out that this group of Ah Sans were really out of their minds.
It's just so innocent...
Professor Wang continued: "If it is replaced by Yingjiang, or several other big countries, it will be shameless, and they will find an excuse to come and study."
"Ah San? Just pretend they don't exist."
Professor Wang couldn't help but spread his hands with a smile.
The assistant brother and Su Chen couldn't help laughing out loud.
After all, Curry Asan is the most powerful country in the universe.
Dozens of fighter jets are dropped every year, missiles are used to hit their own planes, and chickens are raised on aircraft carriers.
What's more, it's not strange at all to find him directly and say such innocent words.
After figured it out.
Su Chen shook his head helplessly.
Then put this matter behind.
The world's number one curry Ah San is nothing more than that.
"Han Xiong, get in the car..." Su Chen yelled at Da Tuanzi while sitting on the patrol motorcycle.
It's getting late now.
If you go to the tiger's den early, you can come back sooner.
There are other things to do.
If it weren't for Professor Wang.
The easiest way to go to Tiger's Den.
That is to ride a big dumpling over the mountain.
A few days ago, it was used in this way.
For the sake of the old professor's body.
From the patrol point to the other side, the mountain road is less.
Datuanzi stood up, stepped onto the motorcycle skillfully, and grabbed the motorcycle frame with his left and right paws.
Professor Wang and the assistant brother were a little confused.
Unexpectedly, Datuanzi's movements are so skillful.
It seems that this is not the first time sitting
Datuanzi yawned lazily.
It glanced at the two people next to it.
Pandas are just riding in a car, so what's so strange about it.
Two ignorant humans.
Professor Wang smacked his mouth.
This panda is indeed a little different from other pandas he has seen, and it seems to be smarter.
In the eyes of this big dumpling.
Professor Wang also saw the disdain of humanity....
"Assistant Zhang, I'll lead the way. It's not far there, about three or four kilometers, but I have to walk when the time comes."
Su Chen twisted the accelerator and drove out.
The assistant brother realized it, started the motorcycle, and drove Professor Wang to follow.
"Haha... That little brother is a little confused."
"Don't talk about the assistant brother, that old professor is stunned."
"I feel normal. After all, who has ever seen a giant panda who can make a motorcycle? I guess there is only Lantern Festival in the world..."
"I remember the first time, I was very confused. You must know that Yuan Xiao is a wild giant panda. I have never seen a motorcycle before!"
"Until now, I still feel that Yuan Xiao is basically a person wearing a leather case. Those things can only be done by humans. The same is true for Dou Sha. Wherever there are brown pandas in the world, they are all played by humans."
"It's not a person wearing a leather case at all, but a fine giant panda. I remember that during the college entrance examination, Yuan Xiao sat in front of me, and I copied a lot of answers."
Feel the breeze on your face.
Datuanzi narrowed his eyes comfortably.
It wasn't long after breakfast, and now I'm starting to feel sleepy again.
If the free meal ticket didn't come out, it would like to lie on the corridor and sleep in the sun.
Su Chen went out alone.
The big group is not at ease.
A free meal ticket that was hard to find.
What if something happens.
At eight o'clock in the morning, the sun is still very mild.
It feels warm in the sun.
above the blue sky.
The wind is raging, and the white clouds are blowing with the wind.
Many raptors soared and shuttled among the white clouds.
The breeze caresses gently, and the shadows of the trees dance.
"J..]..."
The cicada monkeys on the side of the road are already singing wantonly. In just a few days, they can't stop, vowing to leave their own voices in the world.
Cicada monkey singing.
It attracted the attention of the big group.
It doesn't feel like singing well.
In the peaceful environment, the cicadas are very loud.
It made the big group feel a little noisy.
The first patrol point is not far away.
Under the leadership of Su Chen.
Two motorcycles turned into a dirt road.
Professor Wang got out of the car and couldn't help knocking on the back, but it was a little bit unbearable just a little bump.
Sometimes in life, you have to obey the old.
Su Chen looked like he was fine.
Professor Wang sighed a little.
In the past, he was used to this kind of road conditions.
He has been running around for scientific research in the mountains all year round.
But now it doesn't work, so I can only retreat to the second-line work.
But Professor Wang feels very lucky.
At least when they are active, they can find wild South China tigers, and end their lifelong obsession.
Especially a litter of three alien Cerebellar Axes.
Just thinking about it, Professor Wang is very excited.
Sensing Professor Wang's strangeness, Su Chen leaned over, leaned into Da Tuanzi's ear and whispered, "Han Xiong, let's make a deal."
Datuanzi's ears pricked up.
Making a deal? It's a favorite.
(bicd) When hunting wild boars.
The free meal ticket has made a deal with it.
Afterwards, there are pots of milk to drink to your fullness.
That taste, it is still in the heart.
Professor Wang watched from the side, and while the assistant brother was packing up his things, he was also watching from the corner of his eye.
They all thought that Su Chen was ordering something.
An animal that has a good relationship with Su Chen.
They seem to be able to follow his command.
Several old professors have studied it before, but they can't figure out why it is, so it can only be regarded as Su Chen's special ability.
Glancing sideways at Professor Wang, Su Chen continued: "Wait a minute, you will carry Professor Wang to the tiger's den, and I will let you drink pots of milk until you are full at night.
He turned to look at Professor Wang.
Datuanzi licked the corner of his mouth.
Can you drink pots of milk until you are full?
Carrying an old man on his back seems to be fine.
After hesitating for a moment, it raised its paw and gestured twice.
"You silly bear..." Su Chen couldn't help but slap Da Tuanzi on the head.
I didn't expect that this product made an inch of it.
He even learned how to bargain.
Su Chen grabbed it by the ear, and said viciously: "If you don't want to, don't say that you can drink all the milk, you won't have to drink the milk for the next few days."
Datuanzi was instantly shocked.
It turned around quickly and lay down on Professor Wang's side.
Professor Wang was still a little confused when he saw this.
I don't know what this giant panda wants to do.
The assistant brother held back and asked, "Officer Xiao Su, what does Yuan Xiao want to do?"
Su Chen responded with a smile: "It! I want Professor Wang to sit on it and carry Professor Wang to the tiger's den.
side.
"What, let me sit on it." Professor Wang pointed at himself, and said in disbelief: "Is it really possible?"
You know, this is riding a giant panda.
Except for Su Chen, this dumpling won't let anyone get close to it, let alone let him ride it.
Datuanzi couldn't help raising his head.
It glared viciously.
This old man is still moaning.
What if you regret doing it for a free meal ticket?
Su Chen glared at Da Tuanzi, let him settle down, and said with a smile: "Professor Wang, sit on it! It doesn't matter.
I heard Su Chen say that.
Professor Wang sat up tremblingly.
Feeling the softness coming from under his body, his face became a little rosy, and the excitement was visible to the naked eye.
Able to ride on a giant panda.
Even Professor Wang felt a little unreal.
You know, this is a national treasure dumpling.
Professor Wang was all smiles.
I will brag to some of those old guys in the future.
Those old guys, who ever rode a giant panda?
"Um... Yuan Xiao was actually ridden on his own initiative?"
"Besides Brother Chen, this is the first time I've seen Yuan Xiao like this."
"Lemon has blinded my eyes, let me touch the dumpling, I will feel very satisfied, not to mention riding on my body.
"Brother Chen and Yuan Xiao whispered just now, probably because they made some kind of promise, so they took the initiative to let the old professor sit on it."
"It's probably because Brother Chen was afraid that the old professor would run around and his body couldn't bear it, so he let Yuan Xiao carry the old professor, but I'm still very envious."
"Just let me rua the dumplings once..."
See live footage.
The audience in front of the screen exploded.
Not to mention riding pandas, they can't even get rua dumplings.
There is no other sound on the barrage.
The identity of Professor Wang has long been known to everyone.
Not those so-called brick houses.
This is to protect the ecological environment.
An old professor who has devoted his whole life.
"Officer Xiao Su, will sitting on the giant panda affect it, or else, I'd better come down!"
Realizing something was wrong, Professor Wang hesitated.
Su Chen responded with a smile: "It's okay, I can ride on Yuan Xiao, how can you affect Yuan Xiao.
Giant pandas have explosive power and continuous ability.
There are only a handful of bears in the bear nation.
Drink 【Biological Beast Milk】daily.
Make this idiot's body stronger.
It was very easy for Datuanzi to carry him on his back.
Let alone Professor Wang.
So there is absolutely no need to worry.
When Professor Wang heard this, he was relieved.
For the physical condition of Datuanzi.
Su Chen, who lives together in daily life, knows best.
Even he was sure it was okay.
Then there should be no problem.
Datuanzi lazily stood up.
Professor Wang's weight has no effect on it.
Much easier than carrying free meal tickets.
The assistant brother showed envy in his eyes.
You know, this is a national treasure dumpling.
Even pandas have never been to rua.
How can you not be envious...
"Assistant Zhang, follow us..." Su Chen said, leading the way ahead with an engineering shovel in his hand.
Just returned from here yesterday.
Su Chen also deliberately left some marks.
It is convenient to take Professor Wang there today.
Datuanzi followed lazily.
In the woods, the brightness suddenly dimmed.
Sunlight is blocked by dense tree foliage.
Sparse sunlight penetrates through the branches and leaves to form a Tyndall effect.
There is still a little mist in the woods.
The calls of various birds and beasts echoed in the woods from time to time.
The deep forest, plus all kinds of sounds.
Those who have not experienced it are easily afraid.
Humid air blows in.
There is still a lot of dew on the weeds on the ground.
The feet of the two and one bear stepped on it, leaving clear footprints one by one.
The assistant brother followed behind, he couldn't help shrinking his head, always feeling a little cool behind his back.
Professor Wang turned around and said, "Xiao Zhang, it's not advisable to always sit in the office and do research."
"For people like us, if we go out more and have more contact with wild animals, it will bring a lot of help to our research."
Professor Wang is more optimistic about the assistant with him.
Otherwise, I wouldn't take it with me.
As for Su Chen, he couldn't mention anything.
After all, what Su Chen did was even better than him.
The assistant brother responded firmly: "Understood, professor..."
Su Chen has long been used to this kind of forest.
In addition to patrolling on fixed routes on a daily basis.
In fact, there are many rare plants in the mountains.
Need to check it out from time to time.
To Professor Wang's words.
Su Chen still agrees.
Many brick homes now.
There is no serious research and experience.
Just on the Internet, talking nonsense.
Random finger pointing.
Su Chen is very disgusted with this kind of person.
Although the big dumpling was a little slow, it was very stable, without any jolts.
It goes into the mountains, like coming home.
How could it not be adapted. .
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