It’s No Use Calling Me Mom

Looking at a few dead fish with their white belly turned over, Wang Qingqing squeezed the wet handkerchief and rubbed the center of his eyebrows with a headache.

The news that she was pregnant was temporarily concealed for three or two months to take advantage of the opportunity to have a miscarriage, but it is impossible to keep it hidden forever.

As Mrs. Hou, there are more than ten maids and servants around her, and she is surrounded by these dozen people day and night, and she will be discovered sooner or later.

I was afraid that Mrs. Yang would immediately think that she was going to seek the throne of the heir.

If Mrs. Yang thinks she has this idea, then she will be Yang Ye's biggest enemy in Mrs. Yang's eyes. It couldn't be easier. In this case, she who lost her use value was the biggest danger to Yang Ye's side. I was afraid that Mrs. Yang would get rid of her immediately.

For fear of Mrs. Yang's suspicion, she took the initiative to spread the news that she was pregnant, but several of Yang Xun's concubines, including Mrs. Yang, would never be reconciled. Seeing that the Marquis of Bowang had added another son-in-law, they naturally had to take action, and they had to face calculations from all sides.

Wang Qingqing let out a long sigh, and handled the dead fish and veil by herself. After she was done, she picked up the hot water in the warm mortar and poured it into the teacup. When the water was not so hot, she slowly poured it into the teacup. He poured the water into a pen washer and carefully observed the little fish in the pen washer for a quarter of an hour before he dared to pour himself a cup of hot water and drink it slowly.

In an instant, on the day of Laba Festival, the palace gave Laba porridge. After that, the whole family eats it.

It is a big deal for the family to sit around and eat the Laba porridge given by the palace, and it is a respect for the emperor, so even Yang Xun, who will not go home after a break, will return to the palace tonight.

Although the Laba porridge given by the palace is the protagonist tonight, it would be too silly to only drink porridge, so it is natural to hold a family banquet. For the evening banquet, Concubine Sun has been busy since noon, killing chickens and ducks in the big kitchen, and everyone is busy.

Wang Qingqing called Liu's mother over: "Mom, tonight's family banquet, in order to prevent someone from doing things in the meal, you go to the big kitchen and watch more."

"This... the big kitchen has many hands and hands, and the old slave has only one pair of eyes. I'm afraid it will be difficult to be comprehensive." Liu's mother doesn't want to go, she will be responsible if she goes there, if something happens Son, isn't it all her fault?

"Mom, I didn't want you to watch and see if something went wrong." Wang Qingqing waved at Liu's mother and lowered her voice: "Today's family banquet, those little hooves will definitely not be safe, you go The big kitchen pays attention to which is more suspicious, and I have a good idea, you don't need to watch the meal, I don't eat it."

The first class Cordyceps, Shi Shiran went to the big kitchen.

After Mama Liu left, Wang Qingqing only left Ping An to do needlework outside, and she went back to her room to rest.

Back in the room, Wang Qingqing took a piece of the thin sheet that she usually used to hang her legs and covered the window tightly, and fiddled around in the room by herself, and when she was ready, she grew up Di heaved a sigh of relief, took off the small thin blanket, and muttered: "Victory or defeat is here."

Yang Xun came back when it was getting dark, Aunt Sun also prepared the dinner party, and Mama Liu, who had stewed the Cordyceps old duck soup, came to whisper to Wang Qingqing to report the situation: " Madam, the old slave didn't notice this suspicious person, but the old slave found out that Aunt Sun had specially stewed sea cucumber and mutton soup for Hou Ye."

"Sea cucumber and mutton soup?" Wang Qingqing raised her eyebrows: "What's wrong with this soup? Seeing what mom means, this soup seems wrong?"

"Specially for men?" Wang Qingqing smiled playfully: "Could it be that someone is itching? Or maybe the majesty of Lord Hou is no longer?"

Mother Liu would never dare to say such a small talk about the male host, she smiled awkwardly at Wang Qingqing.

"Whatever he is, he can't get in my way." Wang Qingqing smiled: "Since it's a family banquet, I have to dress up, Mama Liu, the pots of camellias on the case are actually It's very happy, please choose the best flower for me."

"Hey!" Liu's mother agreed to go to the long table, Ping An held a candlestick to illuminate her, and the two went around the table several times under the light to choose.

Ping An holds a candlestick with one hand and points with one finger: "This flower is the right color!"

"That flower is beautiful."

Mother Liu carefully compared the flowers pointed out by Ping An, and finally chose a camellia that bloomed 80% of the time, carefully cut it with small scissors, and then used The small tray was given to Wang Qingqing, and Wang Qingqing smiled happily when she saw Hua'er: "Mom's eyes are really good."

The maid next to her stood in front of Wang Qingqing holding the bronze mirror. She picked up the flowers from the tray and pinned them to the bronze mirror carefully, and pinned them to her temples. After taking photos left and right, he stood up proudly and shook his sleeves: "Let's go!"

The group arrived at the flower hall. Several children had already arrived. They were sitting on the opposite chairs and drinking tea silently.

Before Yang Xun arrived, Wang Qingqing took the seat. The children and aunt came to greet her one after another. While she was screaming, Yang Xun strode into the flower hall.

Wang Qingqing stood up and gave a blessing: "I have seen the Hou Ye."

Yang Xun waved his hands and called out. After Wang Qingqing stood up, several children and auntie hurriedly greeted him. After a lot of confusion, everyone finally took their seats.

Yang Xun and Wang Qingqing sat on the main seat, the boys and girls were separated from the left and right, and the two aunts were at the bottom. When the official banquet was announced, the waitress opened the big bowl that had been kept warm on the small stove, and held a long-handled porcelain spoon to distribute the Laba porridge given by the palace to everyone.

Wang Qingqing picked up the porridge that was given to him that night and stirred it up with a spoon, squinted at Yang Xun, then looked at the pot of sea cucumber and mutton soup placed in front of Yang Xun and laughed secretly , When Yang Xun began to eat, she scooped up a spoonful of porridge and poured it into the large porcelain bowl held by Ping An's hands.

Wang Qingqing's actions caught Yang Xun's puzzled look, Wang Qingqing smiled and pointed to the old duck soup with Cordyceps on the table and said to Yang Xun, "You can taste this soup after the porridge is finished. This is specially prepared for you by the concubine, and it is very well made up."

Wang Qingqing saw that Yang Xun had finished the porridge, and immediately ordered the serving girl to bring a bowl of Cordyceps old duck soup to herself. Putting it in front of Yang Xun, Yang Xun glanced at the old duck soup that was placed in front of him but was not ready to drink it. His eyes turned to the pot of mutton and sea cucumber.

Before it fell, Yang Xun picked up a piece of sea cucumber with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth.

Yang Xun has already put down his chopsticks, Wang Qingqing has also started to drink porridge, and the rest of the people have picked up the bowls and chopsticks and are preparing to eat, holding the big bowl and standing behind Wang Qingqing, Ping An shouted with a trembling voice : "Madam! Madam, look!"

Ping'an shouted in panic and squatted down: "Look what happened to this fish!"

Wang Qingqing looked sideways, and saw a few little goldfish swimming around in the slightly turbid water, trying to jump out of the water from time to time, but the little things that were only an inch long, The agitated water splashes could actually rip out the bowl and wet Ping An's hands.

Seeing this situation, Wang Qingqing immediately put down the porridge bowl in his hand and opened his mouth and retched twice.

When she finished vomiting, she shouted: "Master Hou! There is something in the porridge."

"Liu Shi!" Yang Xun shouted angrily, "This is Laba porridge given by the palace!"

"Of course I know!" Wang Qingqing bit her lip and glared at Yang Xun with red eyes: "There is absolutely no problem with the things that the nobles in the palace appreciate, but this Laba porridge is warm in the big kitchen. One day, the concubine can trust the nobles in the palace, but she can't trust some people in our house. Come on, call the palace doctor!"

This sudden change shocked everyone, Yang Xun stood up and looked at the crazy little fish, touched his stomach and throat, I don't know if it's a mental problem or a physical problem. He started to vomit frantically. Yang Xun, who was so pale, ordered his servants: "Go to the government doctor, and then go to the street and ask for a doctor!"

The servants immediately took orders, Wang Qingqing stood up and rushed to Yang Xun and handed him a porcelain spoon: "Master, pressing your throat can cause vomiting, you should vomit first!"

Yang Xun hesitated, staring at the spoon not knowing whether to take it or not, Wang Qingqing glared at the aunts in the last seat: "What are you doing! Why don't you hurry up and serve the Marquis!"

"Master Hou, open your mouth." After shouting a few concubines, Wang Qingqing also shouted at Yang Xun, Yang Xun opened his mouth involuntarily, and Wang Qingqing took the opportunity to stick the spoon into his throat for a while. Upside down, Yang Xun was so stimulated that he immediately bent down and vomited, "Wow".

"Take this, this, and..." Wang Qingqing stretched out her hand to light, frowning halfway through the order: "Forget it, all the dishes on the table are buckled up and kept as evidence."

Yang Xun was still retching, the mansion doctor had trotted into the flower hall, Yang Xun finally stopped vomiting, he wiped it with the handkerchief that Li Yiniang offered The corners of his lips gritted his teeth and said, "Check it out, check it out for you! Look at what's in the food!"