It’s not like this wizard is inappropriate

Young man, I see that you are extremely talented. Come and learn my mysterious abilities from me and become a powerful witch hunter knight.

I don't know why, but this is what came to Lin An's mind at this time.

But no.

Dr. Zhang just looked at each other meaningfully with Professor Cao, and then started to chase people away.

"You can't blow air during acupuncture, don't you understand? Why did you come out here!"

Then, the chubby uncle with a smile looked at Lin An happily, "Your problem is not big, it's just that you lack some airs. Young man, have you ever practiced boxing or kicking? The simplest boxing techniques from military training can be used."

Lin An shook his head.

He also wished he had learned it, but it was a pity that he was absent from such a meaningful thing as university military training.

That's because he used his time during the summer after graduating from high school to work part-time at a home improvement site to earn tuition. He was hit by a large piece of solid wood decorative pillar of a TV cabinet that was not securely installed, and his calf bone was fractured.

It was a pity that that time he met a talkative master who promised to teach him more about water and electricity.

This is an unforgettable experience.

"That's it." Dr. Zhang thought for a moment, "I'm going to teach you a simple movement, which is a posture that my father figured out by imitating the Eight-animal Opera. Next time you practice the breathing method of the Deer Opera, do this Just the posture.”

As he spoke, he approached Lin An, raised his eyebrows, and said mysteriously, "It has the effect of strengthening the kidneys."

this……

Lin An didn't think he had kidney failure or anything, but his body still showed a serious look honestly.

It doesn’t matter whether you have any use for it or not, the skills you learn will always be yours!

"Look at it~"

"Have you ever raised a cat? This action is to imitate the stretching posture of a cat."

Doctor Zhang pulled off his vest, revealing a white and fleshy chest and back, but it gave people an inexplicable feeling of strength.

You can't deceive anyone with that kind of brawn.

When Dr. Zhang put his hands on the ground, his whole body tensed and slowly arched his back, and terrifying muscle shapes emerged from the fat.

His movements are a bit like the cat pose of yoga, but they are very different.

It's almost like a cat stretching, with legs straight, hands on the ground, and back arched like a slanted 'n'.

Lin An felt that what Dr. Zhang displayed was not a cat, but rather a tiger. A ferocious tiger, with a real evil aura that almost hit his face.

Just a few glances made people feel the fear of facing a tiger, and goosebumps all over their body.

"When you first start practicing, you can bend your legs slightly so that your hands can reach the ground."

Dr. Zhang spoke seriously, "Then, we gently shake our spines. Hey, if you lack feeling, you can imagine that your spine is shaking like a fish, showing a sense of agility unique to cats."

"Gently rock from your neck to your tailbone."

After the demonstration, Dr. Zhang turned over and stood up, patted his belly, "In this position, you will have no problem using the deer show breathing method. It is best to wait until you feel that your belly starts to feel warm. Stop and move around.”

It always feels quite simple when you watch others do it, but your brain says I know it, and your body says I don’t want to care about you.

When Dr. Zhang asked Lin An to assume this posture and help with correction and guidance, Lin An could feel the pain of this posture.

Is this called stretching?

This is pure torture.

When Dr. Zhang's fleshy hand pressed hard on his back and pushed his upper body to the ground, he felt as if all the muscles and bones in his body were broken.

"Relax, relax!" Dr. Zhang smiled, "Why do you look like you are about to die? Cat stretching is a complete relaxation of muscles and bones. Some places that are usually loose will be tightened, and some places that are usually tight will be tightened. It will be stretched out and it will feel wonderful.”

a little!

All!

Not wonderful!

Lin An felt that his waist was about to break, but Dr. Zhang kept asking him to arch his back and twist.

I can’t do it!

Lin An can be tough sometimes. Oh, he has always been tough. He can endure countless weird and fanciful looks with composure. How could he not be tough?

He gritted his teeth and did not cry out in pain.

But holding on was not the solution. Lin An started to think of a way, and he quickly thought of a way.

Breathing method for deer play.

He began to quickly recall every detail of the illustration "The Smart Dance of the Little Deer", and soon entered a light state.

In this state, he even performed this action easily.

"Hey, that's right, that's right." Doctor Zhang let go of his back, clapped his hands, and asked him to get up.

"Don't practice in the middle of the day. It's best to practice in the morning when the sun just rises. If you don't have time, you can also practice at night."

"Not bad, good, talented."

Lin An suddenly felt refreshed. This method really worked!

However, as he took out the box of ginseng from his backpack and walked into the medical clinic with Dr. Zhang, Professor Cao snorted at them.

"Those who teach are irresponsible, and those who learn are opportunistic."

"Hey, Lao Cao, what are you talking about!" Dr. Zhang glared at Professor Cao unhappily, "Just tell me, can the method I taught you help him clear the qi in his body? Tell me!"

Professor Cao just sat on the chair, his hands hanging naturally on his knees, like a towering iron tower.

He glanced at Dr. Zhang and looked directly at Lin An, "Cats are dexterous and deer are agile. These are different concepts. If you confuse its meaning, you will never get the true meaning. To put it simply, Learned to be lonely!”

With that said, he took the wooden box from Lin An's hand and couldn't help but snorted again when Lin An said it was a gift from the little boss. He opened it, looked inside, and threw it to Dr. Zhang. "I don't need this. You can use it to make wine and share half of it with me."

"Okay~" Dr. Zhang liked it quite a lot and looked at it carefully after taking it.

Professor Cao ignored him and continued to talk to Lin An, "The breathing method of Deer Opera is of course matched with Deer Opera, but I don't have time to teach you now, so don't practice it yet."

"But..." Lin An was a little confused. He didn't want to learn anything powerful. He just hoped to use this breathing method to effectively master the function of blocking visual illusions.

The requirements are really not high.

Professor Cao gave him a steady look and finally nodded, "The breathing method of Deer Opera can be used, but when you practice this 'Civet Bow Stretching Method', it is best to feel more of the cat's dexterity. , when you can practice a kind of arched back but full of unique strength, it will be considered an introduction to practice. "

Doctor Zhang clicked his tongue, "Aren't you making things difficult for Xiao Lin? Is this something a beginner can do?"

Professor Cao thought for a moment and shook his head, "Forget it, don't waste your time. Come to my house when I get back and I will teach you serious deer tricks."

After saying that, he looked at Dr. Zhang, "Can I go back tomorrow?"

"Ha~" Dr. Zhang sneered and raised a finger vigorously, "One month, at least one month, or even one day less, you can't even think of leaving my clinic!"

Professor Cao exhaled forcefully, pursed his lips and said nothing, slowly closed his eyes, and just sat in silence.

"Hey, you've calmed down a lot from your bad temper." Dr. Zhang teased happily.

Professor Cao was silent for a while, then turned to look at him again with a faint look in his eyes, "I am old. I went to the barber shop to dye my hair and beard black, but the white hair is still coming out."

At this moment, Dr. Zhang no longer had a smile on his face. He just sighed and patted his shoulder gently, then walked toward the inner room of the medical center with the wooden box containing ginseng.

Professor Cao glanced at Lin An and smiled slightly, "You go back, there is no use guarding here. Go back and read the book I lent you. Let's not practice the breathing method of Lu Xi yet, 'Cingma Bow Body' Lao Zhang only talked about the basics of stretching, it’s useless for you to learn it after I go back.”

Lin An nodded, still reluctant to give up on this.

After all, according to these two people, it's not really that you practiced wrong, it's just that this way of practicing doesn't have much effect.

But the effect the other party talks about may not necessarily be the effect you want.

Should the civet cat bow stretching method match the agility of the cat, not the agility of the deer?

Watching cats?

It seems that he has a cat in his office now!

Maybe you can take a closer look at what is the difference between a cat's dexterity and a deer's dexterity.

He politely greeted the two of them and expressed his thanks. When Lin An left, he couldn't help but recall the movements of the black cat in his mind.

When I walked to the door, I vaguely heard the conversation inside.

"Hey, didn't you say you're not an apprentice, but a student?"

"Um……"

Lin An had no intention of eavesdropping on their conversation and walked straight towards the moped.

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