It’s not like this wizard is inappropriate
Chapter 2 The Lizard’s Fangs and Mouth
The head did not respond and continued to hit the bed board.
"Can you be quiet for a while?" Lin An was a little angry, staring at the head with wide eyes.
Finally, his head calmed down, and he turned and adjusted the angle. He turned his empty eyes to Lin An, opened his mouth full of black teeth and black tongue, and said in a whimpering voice, "Give me back my eyes." ~”
Lin An rolled his eyes and said with gritted teeth, "I had cataracts. It was just a minor surgery, not an eye organ transplant. I didn't take away your eyes!"
My head didn't listen and just continued to whine, "Give me my eyes back..."
"you……"
"Why can't you understand people?"
Lin An raised his head fiercely and lay weakly on the bed, staring blankly at the gray ceiling in the darkness.
Dong Dong Dong~
The head was hitting the board of his bed again.
The bumping and bumping made people feel irritable.
Finally, Lin An kicked the blanket hanging on his legs hard, turned over and jumped off the bed, looked under the bed, and then reached out to grab the head.
"I can't cure you, can I?"
He fished hard and ran his fingers through the hair of the head, feeling like he was touching sticky blood.
But he knew that it was all an illusion. There was no blood or brain at all.
It's all fake, fake!
In the end, almost his entire upper body had to be stuffed under the bed. He stared at the head with wide eyes. He stretched out his arms quickly and pulled the hair of the head.
"Oh! It hurts, it hurts. Don't pull my hair. It's been a long time since you cut your nails. You scratched my ear. Please help me see if it's bleeding!" The head was pulled out with a wail.
Lin An got up from the ground, raised his head angrily and wanted to smash it against the wall.
He would love to do this!
But he finally endured it. There was a child downstairs who was preparing for the most important exam in his life, so he couldn't disturb others.
He took a deep breath, walked a few steps with his head in his arms, placed it on the long table that was usually used as a dining table, and looked at it with wide eyes, "I just want to sleep well, can you be quiet?" ?”
Really, he has been extremely restrained, restraining himself from doing some violent actions towards these strange things, restraining himself from looking weird to outsiders.
Her head ignored him and just twitched the stiff and tight skin on her cheeks, as if she was feeling her own ears.
"There's no bleeding!" Lin An said forcefully, "You have no blood at all!"
"Oh, that's it, thank you!" As if he breathed a sigh of relief, his face once again put on a twisted and gloomy expression, sobbing, and said to Lin An, "Give it back to me~ ~eyes~”
"Your sister!" Lin An couldn't stand it any longer and waved his hands in a frantic manner.
Breathing heavily, he walked to the corner and turned on the light in the room.
Bang, the room became brighter, and the head looked uglier.
Lin An silently looked at the head that repeatedly chanted 'Give me my eyes', then walked feebly towards the kitchen and opened the cupboard.
He was silent for a moment, then took out a bottle of white wine.
It was Erguotou, a 53-degree liquor. When you unscrew the lid hard, a spicy smell hit your nostrils.
This is the only way Lin An has found to deal with these hallucinations.
Let yourself get drunk and drunk, and you can stay away from these things, and you can...
sleep tight.
He doesn't like drinking, especially liquor, which tastes very strong.
But he had to do this, and he could only do this.
Carrying the bottle of wine, he returned to the dining table and sat down feebly. Lin An hesitated for a moment and then asked, "Can you be quiet for a while and let me have a good sleep? I really have a lot of business in the company recently. I'm almost exhausted."
The head just said, 'Give me my eyes', and the tone almost made me hum a song as I spoke.
Lin An sighed, closed his eyes, put the bottle to his mouth, suppressed his resistance to alcohol, and drank heavily.
In one breath, I drank half the bottle.
In an instant, a wisp of red cloud filled his face, and he felt that his whole person began to become trance-like.
"Hiccup~"
Lin An slumped on the chair, staring blankly at the head, "When will you let me go..."
He picked up the bottle and took another sip, "I'm really tired, you know?"
"Gululu~"
"Originally, I was overwhelmed by work and mortgage payments. I told myself that I was still young and could bear it..." Lin An muttered to his head.
"Look, my house is more than 40 square meters. It won't take long..."
"But I'm really tired. You know, my skills are actually just like that. I have such a job because of my luck. I feel that the boss can find a better and cheaper graduate to replace me at any time... …”
"Gululu..."
"I'm already so tired, why do you weirdos like this come over and mess around? I can't hold it anymore, you know..."
The head didn't speak because it was just a basketball.
"Hiccup~"
Lin An laughed, placed the wine bottle heavily next to the basketball, pointed at it and giggled, "Look, I'm just telling you, you don't have blood."
He stood up unsteadily, walked towards the bed, and suddenly looked back.
Seeing that the basketball didn't turn into a head again, I was relieved. He raised his finger and threatened in a fierce tone, "Stop disturbing me, or I will throw you away!"
He was reluctant to throw away the basketball. After all, it was the only gift he had ever won in a lottery in his life. He thought it was a symbol of luck.
Although his luck has never been very good.
The first ray of sunshine in the morning, accompanied by bursts of loud singing, started a new day.
"Give me back my eyes, give back my eyes, give back my eyes."
The last word "eyes" became dull, because a pajamas were thrown over to cover this ugly head.
Lin An yawned, took off his pajamas, went to the bathroom and took a cold bath, cleaning away the smell of alcohol and sleepiness.
After putting on a loose linen shirt and casual trousers, combing her hair, Lin An shouldered her computer bag and smiled brightly at herself in the mirror.
"You can refueling!"
He waved his fist vigorously and told himself that he would get through these difficulties.
One day...
He will get used to these strange things in his life.
One day, he will be completely numb and completely accustomed to it!
With brisk steps, he came to the steaming breakfast shop and ate a bowl of wontons, swallowing two large steamed buns with a great appetite.
Heading into a new day refreshed...
Well, if only this subway wasn't a monster.
Lin An stood on the subway platform in confusion, watching a huge lizard rush out from the depths of the track with a ferocious expression, and finally stopped in front of him.
Accompanied by the announcement from the sweet lady at the subway station, 'We have arrived at Huayuan North Road Station. Please get off on the left side in the direction of travel. Please pay attention to your safety...'
The lizard turned its head and opened its huge mouth, revealing its fangs full of mucus.
As for the people around him, as the lizard opened its mouth, they walked straight into the mouth.
"Ouch!"
The lizard closed its mouth suddenly, chewing for a while, accompanied by the wail of a middle-aged man with gold-rimmed eyes who had just entered, and blood splashed everywhere.
Then, the big lizard opened its mouth again, and the others walked straight towards its mouth without noticing.
Lin An swallowed, squeezed the strap of his computer bag tightly with both hands, and frantically told himself that these were all hallucinations, hallucinations.
He can do it, he can overcome it!
Don't run away, don't act incomprehensible in front of others, act like a normal person!
He was panting hard, and the huge vertical pupils of the big lizard were staring straight at him, making him tremble.
It can definitely be overcome!
He gritted his teeth and rushed forward blankly.
Very good, there is no pain of being torn apart by fangs, no fishy smell or slimy touch from the monster's mouth, nothing!
"Ouch~"
Lin An heard a scream and realized that he was too nervous and accidentally bumped into someone. He quickly took a step back with an apologetic expression, "Sorry, sorry!"
This was a young woman pushing a stroller. She grabbed Lin An's arm, flicked the brown sunglasses on her face, revealing a pair of narrow red eyes, looking at him with burning eyes.
"I didn't mean to..." Lin An's pupils suddenly widened before he finished speaking.
All the noisy people in this train disappeared, leaving only a passage that looked full of strange flesh-colored folds. The young woman's red tight dress also turned into a loose robe, and she wore a pointed top on her head. Crooked hat.
And the stroller she was pushing turned into a huge iron cage. In the cage, a toad as big as a washing machine was inflating its belly and cheeks.
Lin An twitched his lips and tried his best to show that he didn't see anything. He just apologized solemnly, "I'm really sorry."
The young woman tilted her head and looked at him, finally nodded and let go of her arm.
Suddenly, the noisy sound on the train reached my ears again.
"Why are you eating instant noodles in the car? Do you have any sense of ethics..."
"Ah, you stepped on my foot..."
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