It’s not like this wizard is inappropriate
Chapter 61 Glowing Cuisine
Ever since he knew that Lin An was favored by the Antler Witch Hunting Knights, the little boss had given Lin An some surprises from time to time.
It was like finally finding a child who could show off his toys, happily sharing some weird things with Lin An.
Although he said he was drinking this time, he just bought a few bottles of cold beer from a small supermarket outside the community.
What doesn't match it is an antique wooden food box.
Opening the food box, there was a grilled fish on an iron plate.
"F*ck!" Lin An had always kept his emotions and anger a secret, and could remain calm even when faced with two crazy witches, Chen Xinmi and Chen Shuyun, but this time he couldn't help but exclaimed.
He pointed to the grilled fish on the iron plate in disbelief and looked at the little boss with wide eyes, "Is this thing glowing?"
It is not an illusion at the level of spiritual vision, it is the luminescence of the real world!
Is there really food that shines in this world?
"Did you put a light bulb in the fish's belly or add radioactive material?"
"Hahahaha..." The little boss put his hands on his hips and enjoyed Lin An's exclamation. He laughed loudly, "Are you awesome? Isn't it fun?"
"Good guy, I call you good guy!" Lin An looked confused and helped the little boss take the iron plate out of the food box and put it on the table.
The little boss ran to the kitchen to get bowls and chopsticks in a very familiar manner, and put the chopsticks into Lin An's hands, "Anzai, let's give it a try?"
He rubbed his hands together excitedly, "Let me tell you, it is said that if you eat the meat of this thing, you won't get sores for the rest of your life."
"So magical?" Lin An blinked, curiously picked up a piece and put it into his mouth. A unique fragrance suddenly filled his mouth.
He chewed it gently, and his eyes lit up. This stuff was so meaty and chewy. It was so good.
"What exactly is this?"
The two of them sat down and each opened a cold beer can. Lin An finally couldn't help but ask.
"Hey~" the little boss raised his eyebrows, put a piece into his mouth, raised his head and squinted to taste it, and finally looked like he was telling a secret, and said in a mysterious tone, "I'll tell you It is said that for a period of time after the wizard awakens, he is particularly susceptible to being eroded by spiritual energy and turns into a weakened version of the lich..."
"Pfft~~~"
The beer in Lin An's mouth spurted out. Fortunately, he turned his head in time and sprayed all over the floor. He choked and coughed. He stared at the little boss with wide eyes and disbelief. He pointed at the fish on the plate with some trembling hands. , "People...people..."
The little boss chuckled, "Of course... no!"
He took a sip of beer and saw Lin An leaning back to stay away from the plate of fish with a look of resistance on his face. He couldn't help but laugh, "Can you hear me out first?"
Lin An had a stern look on his face and felt his whole body was nauseated. He said with some reluctance, "You say it!"
"Wizards are a special case among humans who are particularly vulnerable to the erosion of spiritual energy. It is said that even if they are not awakened, they are still being eroded."
"Then humans will be eroded by spiritual energy, what about plants? What about animals?"
"Hehe, wizards who are completely corroded by spiritual energy are called lichs and monsters, plants that are corroded are called magic plants, and animals that are corroded are called 'stone treasures'."
Lin An was stunned for a moment, "Shi Bao? What kind of strange name is this?"
"Hey~" The little boss held chopsticks in his hands and looked like he was knowledgeable, "This is very particular."
"Here, take a sip, and I'll tell you again."
day!
I'm also here to persuade you to drink. Would you like to sing a song called "I'm About to Enter the Wine"?
Lin An was a little helpless, so he picked up the cold beer and took a sip. He couldn't drink enough, so the little boss quickly urged him to take another bite of fish and squeeze it down.
In contrast, the little boss was much more unrestrained, holding a beer can and drinking a whole bottle.
"Ah~~burp~"
He let out a contented belch, and then continued, "All things have animism, but the aura in the spiritual world is the spirit that corrodes all things. I think this should not be called aura, but demonic energy. Nowadays, it is said that many People started calling it that way.”
Lin An nodded and listened to him carefully.
"Human spirits are corroded and transformed by demonic energy, and eventually degenerate into monsters. Animal spirits are not as lucky as humans. They have no chance of turning into monsters."
The little boss sighed and shook his head, "The spiritual world also practices discrimination. I think some animals are more reliable than people..."
This guy's drinking capacity is indeed good, but after a while he peed and started talking nonsense. Lin An knew this from the last time.
"Anyway, we don't see monsters like those in comic books and movies anymore."
"After an animal's spirituality is eroded by demonic energy and loses its spirituality, it will slowly begin to become wooden or petrified."
Lin An raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but think of the oversized toad that Chen Xin was obsessed with. Although that toad looked like a living thing, it had a unique texture like wood.
"It's almost like a fossil, understand?" The little boss pointed at the fish on the plate with his chopsticks, "But it doesn't really turn into stone or wood. They still feel alive to the touch, and they sink motionless to the bottom of the river or Buried in the mountains."
"For example, after the demonization of this fish begins, it will no longer need to breathe. It will leave the river and climb up the mountainside when it rains heavily. If it is lucky enough not to be eaten by other beasts along the way, it will bury itself in the soil. And then there will continue to be changes.”
"The fish's head will begin to change into the shape of a cow's head, and a pair of horns will grow. The fish's tail will turn into a snake's tail, and the shark's fin will turn into a pair of large wings..."
"As it changes like this, it starts to look more and more like a piece of wood."
"But it's so fragrant that ants, earthworms and other animals that burrow in the soil will come to eat a few bites, and they will be eaten up over time."
"So it's not easy to find such a 'stone treasure', and it's even harder to find a good one when you find it."
It sounds so magical.
Lin An was stunned when he heard it, but saw a huge white python roaring in the room, "Evil witch hunter knight! He actually ate the hard-earned treasure as food! Ah ah ah... Do you know how rare this thing is? Just ate it like that!"
He raised his eyebrows, lowered his head, and saw a squirrel on the ground looking up at him eagerly. He touched it lightly with his toes, and immediately it muttered into his ears, "It looks delicious, damn, I'm hungry... Woo woo woo..."
"..."Lin An's expression became weird. People's hearts are complicated and changeable. Sometimes he really doesn't know whether what the spirit said is the true thoughts of the spirit owner.
The boss said something mysterious, but Lin An didn't see any so-called bull head, snake tail, big wings or the like on the plate.
"That thing has been cut off and used as medicine. The remaining fish body is traded, and it is very rare to find it." The young boss waved his hand, signaling Lin An to stop looking. "In fact, there are not many for sale. The stone treasure sounds magical, but if you eat this kind of fish, at most it will prevent people from getting poisonous sores. It is not the kind of natural treasure in novels." "Not so much effect." Okay. Lin An understood, "It is a special monster that only explodes a certain medicine. It can't provide experience points or other equipment." "Yes!" The young boss raised the can, "Tongtou, come on, cheers." Lin An could only pick up the glass and clink it with him. Since the game was mentioned, the young boss stopped talking about the topic of the fish and excitedly talked about the game to be developed. By the way, he also mentioned that the black silk queen Lin An liked last time would soon join the company. This fish is not small, and even the fish bones can be eaten. The two of them were full after eating. Of course, Lin An suspected that the young boss was full from drinking beer, because most of the fish meat went into his stomach. When the young boss, a little tipsy, took his phone to call for a designated driver and staggered away, Lin An stood by the window, looking at the entrance of the underground garage in the community, waiting for the young boss's car to drive away, and then opened the closet.
Chen Shuyun, curled up in the pile of clothes, had a strange expression.
And a different kind of seriousness.
She stared at Lin An deeply for a long time, and then slowly said, "When we first met, I felt a very weak breath of the witch hunter knight on you, but the witch hunter knight couldn't be that weak, so I didn't take it seriously." (Chapter 20)
Lin An was stunned, silent for a while, and nodded, "The boss likes to talk nonsense. He told me some ways to keep healthy before, and I learned some of them because I thought they were interesting."
"Keep healthy? Eight Animal Exercises?" Chen Shuyun walked out slowly and sneered, "You really don't know how to live or die!"
Lin An's heart was churning, and the red rope in his hand fell lightly, but his face was just a With a puzzled look, "Isn't this nothing? I learned a lot in the park."
"But you are a wizard!" Chen Shuyun sighed, "Even if you haven't awakened, you are still a wizard, and you can't change this."
Seeing that Lin An still didn't understand, she continued, "You really should join the 'Mad Wizard's Tree Hole', you know too little about wizards."
Chen Shuyun didn't seem to show much hostility because Lin An learned some breathing techniques. She just walked to the long table, pulled a chair and sat down, and pointed to the chair opposite, "I think I need to seriously tell you what a wizard is and what a witch hunter is!"
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