It’s Too Hard To Die

"Pop!" The old man slapped Jiang Shengling's head in the middle.

"Master, what are you doing when you beat me?" Jiang Shengling was very wronged. I said nothing wrong. What is the point of pretending not to pretend to be good?

"Hit you? I want to kill you now." Lao Tzu blew his beard and stared, so he almost smacked him with the whisk in his hand.

Take a look, is this a truth that humans can realize? At first he thought that what his disciple had realized was some awesome truth, but he didn't expect to be such a vulgar truth. You can really **** him off, even though he thinks so too, he must pretend to be pretending to be so vulgar.

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Outside the banquet gate.

Those brawny men who were cursed by the two dogs were blocked by the guards.

"Why don't you let us in?" the strong men asked angrily.

"I'm sorry, letting you in will affect the mood of others." Several guards said, covering their noses, and the disgust in their eyes was obvious.

"What? Isn't it just a few farts? Haven't you ever fart in your life?" A strong man rolled up his sleeves, and now he wants to hit someone.

"Are you putting a few farts? It's been a few hours, and I haven't seen you interrupted. Are your butts made of **** iron? I'm afraid that your butts will be broken. This is a disease, and they can be cured." A guard threw them far away with spiritual power, still wanting to do it, without looking at our identity, you want to do it without even a power to support it?

Then a few miserable brawny men sat beside the big tree at the entrance of the banquet without tears while thinking about life while farting.

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The banquet provides three meals for free. Breakfast and lunch are very ordinary, but they are also very good because there is a dinner finale.

In fact, there was only a dinner party, but because the organizer was rich and wealthy, an extra breakfast was added.

Xiao Bai and the others wandered around the city again, and it was night soon.

"The banquet starts now, everyone can act at will, but there should be no fighting phenomenon."

After a while, someone used spiritual power to relay the news, and the news caused a burst of cheers on the scene.

"Finally it's dinner." Xiao Bai said with joy. The biggest drawback of a prostitute is that it requires the consent of others to start a meal, which is far less convenient than eating by yourself.

During the banquet, the addition of Xiao Bai and the others in this color group immediately attracted the attention of many people present.

"Chuck, which sect's disciple are these little brothers? How come they are so handsome." Just as Xiao Bai and the others were holding plates to choose a meal, a silver bell-like laugh suddenly came from their side.

"It's the fairies of Biluo Huanzong." Some disciples unconsciously stepped back when they heard this name.

"The people of the Biluo Huanzong intensively cultivate the way of collecting yang and replenishing yin, and cultivators with a low cultivation base can't hold it for a few days at all. These people are obviously being watched by them, and their luck is really bad." A disciple whispered.

"Yes, this is the first time I feel the benefits of being ugly. At least others look down on me, and there will be no problems in this area." A disciple next to him touched his face and said to his face. Very satisfied.

"I'm just waiting for a casual cultivator." Xiao Bai looked at them and smiled. Of course Xiao Bai heard the topic discussed by others, Mad, who is so handsome and blames us?

When Xiao Bai was about to leave Jiacai with Ergou, the female disciple led by Bi Luo Huan Zong stopped Xiao Bai's way.

"This little brother, can you talk to my sister for a while?" Her arm was almost close to Xiao Bai's abdomen, but she didn't touch it. At that moment, she also used the unique secret of her own "charm". Kind of exercises. The black-robed man lightly touched the saber around his waist with his right hand, and he seemed to be ready to do it.

"Cough cough, don't move, I can handle it." Xiao Bai said, he certainly noticed the subtle movements of his three disciples. To tell the truth, the character of his three disciples is a bit confusing.

Whatever happened before was irrelevant, so why do you want to draw your sword to each other now?

Hearing Xiao Bai's voice transmission, the black-robed man retracted his hand from a distance, and silently watched Xiao Bai prepare for the next step.

"No, this fairy, I still have something to do, so I won't be able to accompany you." Xiao Bai slowly walked away from the female disciple.

Xiao Bai couldn't feel the charm technique anyway, after all, this kind of mental attack had no effect on him at all.

Seeing that her charm technique didn't work, the female disciple became interested, but she didn't expect that she was still a dedicated little boy.

She moved the lotus step lightly and appeared in front of Xiao Bai again, turning her charm to the extreme, and her red lips lightly said, "Little brother, is there anything more important than me?"

"There are many." Xiao Bai nodded solemnly, isn't this nonsense? If I was really fine, would I still attend this banquet? Are you stupid?

Although a prostitute is really cool and doesn't need to spend money to eat, but I can't say it.

That female disciple was obviously choked, how could it be possible that my charm method didn't work, it's impossible, could it be he?

The woman looked at Xiao Bai with eyes full of that.

"??? I'm in good health, don't worry about it." Xiao Bai rolled his eyes, these people are thinking about something inappropriate for children if they don't cultivate well.

"Can I ask you a question?" The female disciple was obviously not convinced.

"Ask." Xiao Bai took the meat from the table beside him and brought it to his mouth, chewing.

"If I lose my cultivation and fall into the water, what can you do for me with your current occupation?" The female disciple instantly changed her temperament, from the temptation just now to the pitiful , The other sect disciples who were present wanted to show their affection and affection.

"I'm a primary school student~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I can write you a review." Xiao Bai said lightly, without any emotion, he even thought, "What is this woman doing? Is she acting in a TV series? Why did the expression change so quickly."

"Puff!" Some of the people present had already laughed out loud.

Some people shook their heads, alas, let’s first observe ten minutes of silence for this dear friend’s bold speech. They don’t know whether Xiao Bai deliberately wanted to punish this female disciple or something, but as long as they were entangled with them, there would be almost no good results. If you still say this, it will not end well.

There are even other saints from other sects jokingly said, "The charm of the Biluo Huanzong is nothing more than this, and now even a casual cultivator cannot solve it, hahahahahahaha.

This saint child can laugh arrogantly, because his sect strength is almost the same as the strength of Biluo Huanzong, so he doesn't have to constrain at all.

The saints of other sects also laughed, after all, there are not many people who can make the disciples of Bi Luo Huan Sect suffer.

Sure enough, the female disciple's face was pale after hearing Xiao Bai's words, and she was obviously angry.