"Why does it urinate in its own nest?" Lankesuri was so shocked that it was difficult to maintain his polite words, "That is its nest!"
Lina calmly said, "You say yes? Maybe it thought that was its toilet."
"No, it's impossible." Lankesuri retorted subconsciously, holding Roy on the toilet he made himself, "Roy, this is the toilet, remember? ?bathroom."
Roy glanced at Lanxiu with his innocent dog eyes, and fell down in the toilet made by Lanxiu. He secretly looked at Frank Xiuli with his eyes, as if he was watching Frank Xiuli's anger.
Lanke Sulli: "…"
Lina finally couldn't help it and laughed.
"Are you laughing at me?" Lankesuri's sensitive nerves were immediately poked, "Are you trying to laugh at my kennel for making it like a toilet?"
"I don't." Lena expressed her love, "I just don't think Roy is very smart."
This sentence aroused strong resonance in Lankesuri: "Yeah, he is really stupid!"
"It's just a dog after all." Lena comforted Frank Shuri, "I think it's better to keep Roy in the yard."
"No," Lankesuri said firmly, "I won't give up Roy so easily, I believe that as long as I work hard, Roy and I will be like eight... Give your heart to those who understand each other as well."
Lina: "...you're happy."
Looking at the two human beings saying nothing, Roy closed his eyes, stretched his limbs, and fell asleep directly on the toilet. blond hair: "Why doesn't it understand that this is a toilet?"
Lina patted Lankesuri on the shoulder, obviously wanting to laugh, but she pretended to be sympathetic and said, "Maybe, this is life."
The two were busy all afternoon, and finally set up a small corner for the dog in Lankesuri's room.
In the evening, the emperor who had finished his day's work came to Lankesuri's bedroom, and before entering the study, he saw his son and a dog who was studying hard.
The emperor looked down at the little thing biting his shoelace: "...a dog?"
"Yes, it's Roy." Lankesuri replied, put down the book in his hand, and stood up to show respect, "Father."
The emperor stood calmly in the study, and the puppy pulled his shoelaces hard: "...You can raise some smarter monsters."
Lanke Xiuli also understood this truth. He spent more than an hour reading the books on animal training collected by his subordinates, and profoundly discovered the difference between the IQs of dogs and high-level monsters.
However, monsters can have them if they want, but dogs like Hachiko need to pay for their feelings.
Lanxiuly had confidence in Roy, after all Roy's mother Siva found her own master herself.
The emperor didn't say anything about his son's thoughts. Unless it was a matter of principle, the emperor had no intention of interfering with the growth of Lankesuri. He sat down and found that Lena was still reading homework. : "Your girlfriend is studying?"
"Yes, she's doing her homework." Lankeshuri replied, "It's almost over."
Sure enough, it didn't take long for Lena to finish her homework and start the TV show.
Lanke Xiuli was shocked and began to look at it intently.
Lina's heart sounded along with the music at the beginning: [Sure enough, the holiday of watching "Journey to the West" always feels like something is missing, I still want to make Aunt Qiong Yao's "Han Zhu Ge Ge" also Let it go. 】
After the exercise of "Journey to the West", the emperor and Frank Xiuli were able to extract some useful themes from the opening song.
Lanke Xiuli: [Looks like this is a love drama? 】
Emperor: [Indeed...a bit boring. 】
Lanke Xiuli: [It won't be boring, father, Lena's love story here is very good, I watched "Titanic" and "5 Centimeters Per Second" before, really Especially nice. 】
Emperor: [Really? 】
The emperor also had some expectations when he heard Lankesuri's strong recommendation.
At the very beginning of the story, the emperor was broken. He looked at the slap-sized sedan chair, and the whole emperor was stunned, and even forgot that the two of them could talk with their hearts.
Emperor: "...what is this?"
"Probably the emperor in this story is traveling?" Lankesuri guessed.
"Is this the way the emperor travels?" The emperor couldn't understand it at all. He felt that watching the emperor in this TV series made him feel uncomfortable as a whole, and even felt embarrassed for others." Just so many people? What about the cavalry who opened the way... No, the point is, this is the car he travels in? Only one person can be put in?"
"Maybe this country is relatively small." Lankesuri had never ridden in such a small car, but he was more accepting than the emperor, "Father, this may just be a goblin A small country like a tribe."
The emperor reluctantly accepted this reason, and he continued to read it, only to realize that the first car was just an appetizer, and there were even more outrageous later.
That is, the emperor recognized a fake daughter named Huanzhugege, and the real daughter is still outside the palace.
The word emperor has been automatically replaced by the princess, anyway, they are the daughters of the emperor, there is no difference.
Seeing the emperor's real daughter Ziwei crying "I'm the real one" and trying to catch up, the two guards couldn't hold it, it was a bit funny...
"What are these guards doing?" The emperor wanted to beat the table, "If you meet someone who says this, don't you arrest them immediately and report to your boss?"
"Goblin, goblin, these are all goblins." Frank Shuri comforted the emperor, "Father, you think this is a country like the goblin tribe, it may be related The law is not perfect."
"I think goblins are smarter than them. Goblins at least know how to communicate with each other." The emperor sneered.
Seeing Ziwei throw away the guard who was holding her, trying to catch up with Xiaoyanzi's sedan chair, the emperor praised: "This girl has good strength, and she has a bright future as a warrior."
"Yes." Frank Shuri agreed, "I can't fight two knights with strength alone."
Although Ziwei, who has the qualifications of a warrior, broke free of two guards at first, she was overwhelmed by her fists and four legs.
Next, she began to tell about the fact that Lagerstroemia had just arrived in the capital. Only then did the emperor know that the token of Lagerstroemia was a painting.
"This emperor, why does he only rely on tokens to recognize his children!" The emperor's scalp was numb, "Why don't you use magic to check... Oh, there may be no magic in this TV series, then send someone to investigate. Can't you? What if you admit the wrong person?"
"Goblin, goblin." Lankesuri hurriedly comforted the emperor, "This is just a goblin."
Words: "In this world, is there such an emperor?"
Actually, Frankie was also surprised, but there was an even more shocked emperor, and Frankie thought it was actually okay.
"After all, not every emperor is like your father." After watching the first episode of "Hanzhugege", Frank Xiuli had a new understanding of his father, " Father, you are much better than the emperor in "Hanzhugege"."
Although he was praised by his son, the emperor was completely unhappy when he thought of who he was comparing with.
Before the emperor fully digested the first episode, the story of the second episode began again.
In the second episode, Xiaoyanzi and Ziwei decided to go to the hunting ground to find the emperor, but after Ziwei couldn't climb the mountain, Xiaoyanzi came to the hunting ground alone with a token on her back and was shot by an arrow.
The injured little Yanzi grabbed the fifth brother's clothes with a dying face, and said that he wanted to see the emperor.
The emperor sneered: "Do you really think that the emperor can be seen by everyone? She is so suspicious, of course, she first asked why she appeared in the hunting ground."
The emperor finished speaking, and the fifth elder brother took Xiao Yanzi to the emperor's side.
"...why is this!" The emperor almost exploded, "Why does the emperor carry this kind of thing with him when he hunts?"
Lankesulli couldn't answer because he didn't know either.
Fortunately, except for the fifth brother, the others are still normal, and Xiaoyanzi will be detained for interrogation.
& nbsp; 】
This is of course impossible to remember. The emperor recalled his past affairs, not to mention people's names and faces.
Qianlong looked shocked and unbelievable, and with the thrilling music, it seemed that Qianlong was greatly shocked. He immediately ordered the imperial doctor to save the little Yanzi, and if the rescue was not good, he would beheaded.
Emperor: "…"
Where is this retarded emperor.
In the chaos of war, Qianlong in the TV series brought Xiao Yanzi back to the palace.
In addition to the TV series, the emperor's mood is the same.
The previous TV series, I just watched it, the emperor had no idea, after all, whether it was a monkey or a weak chicken Nobita, his life did not have much intersection with him.
But this Qianlong is different.
When the emperor thought of the various performances of Qianlong in the TV series, he could not wait to change a script by himself.
Lanke Xiuli reminded the emperor: "Father, if it were you, the first episode of "Hanzhugege" is over."
The emperor also understands this truth, this is like a legend, heroes always encounter all kinds of coincidences, but it should not be like this.
【Ah, it’s almost time, I should wash and sleep. 】Lina's heartfelt voice came over.
Lanke Xiuli glanced at the emperor: "Father, Lena is going to rest."
"Well." The emperor thought for a moment, then said, "Lanke Xiuli, prepare me a guest room."
"Yes?" Although Lankesuri agreed, he was still full of question marks, wondering why his father suddenly wanted the guest room.
"I'm staying here tonight, waiting for your girlfriend to play the next episode of "Han Zhu Ge Ge"." The emperor's voice was very firm.
[I want to see what the palace in this story looks like. 】
Lanke Sulli: "Yes."
【I understand, Father, I understand your mood! Only when you are with Lena all the time, will you never miss her rich inner world! 】
【Yes, then Frank Shuri, when will you marry Lena? 】The emperor urged, 【Do you need me to teach you how to propose? 】
[No, Father, I believe I can impress Lena. 】Lanke Xiuli is very confident, 【After all, we are in love. 】
Emperor: "…"
What a fool.
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