I've Become a Land Shark

I have to say, pink Togepi is very cute! The same is true for the ugly fish. The sausage-like fish mouth looks more sexy. What makes the ugly fish ugly? The spots and patterns on my skin are really ugly.

If nothing else, the Ugly Fish will look like this from now on, and all Pokémon will look good.

"Chou Chou Fish, you have become beautiful now!" Chou Chou Fish looked at the mirror.

Wow! This pink elf, this elegant figure, these beautiful lips, is this really me?

The ugly fish's eyes widened instantly. What girl doesn’t want to look better?

"Okay, you all come back!"

Sirona took back all the elves, except the fang land shark.

"Shasha, I heard there is a seven-star restaurant here!"

Sirona and the Sharptooth Land Shark went out to look for food in a restaurant.

"Oh, that's right!" Sirona hurriedly rummaged through the bag, and she probably reached the bottom, where a crumpled coupon was held in her hand.

"Let's see if this Big Eater's coupon can be used. Let's go, Shark Sha."

Following the navigation manual, we soon arrived at the entrance of the Seven-Star Seven-Star Restaurant. Fanged Land Shark opened the door and saw that the seats in the hall were almost empty.

"Is this really a seven-star restaurant? Why does it feel a little deserted?" Sirona was a little confused.

Sharptooth Land Shark: I think so too.

"Dear lady, how can I help you?" The waiter at the door greeted him.

"Why is it so deserted here?" Sirona asked her own question.

"Oh~ So that's the problem. Dear guests, usually others have exclusive private rooms. They usually don't eat in the hall."

"Oh, that's it. Can you please see if this coupon is useful?" Sirona handed the coupon to the waiter.

"Here, this is a treat for the big eater. I'm sorry, excuse me."

The waiter took the ticket and hurried to the kitchen to ask.

Not long after, the waiter came back.

"Dear guest, you are our five-star VIP, with exclusive private rooms and free hospitality in all Sinnoh restaurants. This is your card, and we have entered your coupon into your phone for you!" the waiter said respectfully. .

"I'd better eat in the lobby, it's a big place!" Sirona didn't care whether it was a private room or not.

The waiter also contacted the manager, who arranged a table in the center of the hall for Sirona.

"No need for the menu, let's have two menus first!" Sirona and the Fang-Tooth Land Shark said calmly while sitting on the chairs.

"OK!"

The waiter quickly went to take the order.

"I never thought I could use this coupon here. I remember that place was just a small place." Sirona sighed with emotion.

Fanged Land Shark: Yes, there must be some secret in that place.

"There is nothing magical." said the manager who was standing aside, "Dear guest, our boss started his business there from the beginning."

"Oh, so that's it."

Fanged Land Shark and Sirona suddenly realized.

"Guest, the first dish is charcoal grilled green onion steak."

Two very exquisite dishes were served, and the aroma was very tempting.

"This steak uses the best part of Kentero. A cow can only cut three pieces of meat like this. Kentero is free-range and grew up eating the grass of the Quartz Plateau. This green onion also comes from It’s not simple, this is the onion brought by the Green Onion Duck itself, it’s absolutely delicious.”

The Sharp-toothed Land Shark and Sirona took a bite. The fried steak was very tender and wrapped in the sauce. At that moment, the taste seemed to explode. The Sharp-toothed Land Shark felt that Kentero was running freely on the quartz plateau. It was like that free!

Sirona felt like she was about to burst out of her clothes! Was it drugged?

"This is your drink, called Deep Sea Love!"

A glass of light, blue water with a lemon on top.

Isn’t this just lemonade? The fang land shark was very curious, so he picked up the water glass and took a sip first.

Um? Zhishui has a faint smell of sea water, but it doesn't have the fishy smell of sea water. The smell of lemon can also be clearly distinguished.

"This water is collected from the Johto area, where the sea god Rogia lives." The manager also explained to Sirona and the Fang-Tooth Land Shark one by one with a smile.

The small steak was nothing to Sirona and the Fanged Land Shark, and they finished it in one or two bites.

"Well, can you hurry up? Shasha and I are starving to death~" Sirona stared at the manager with big watery eyes.

Manager: This is a heart-pounding feeling Σ(|||▽|||)

"Instruct the kitchen to give priority to the dishes of this five-star guest!" the manager said into the intercom.

"clear!"

The fang land shark can hear the sound of blazing fire. It seems that the chef is very busy!

"This is deep-sea pearl oyster sashimi, this is grilled toucan, this is grilled whole fish (Gyarados)..."

The list goes on and on. But it still couldn't keep up with the eating speed of the Fanged Land Shark and Sirona.

The plates in front of me are also piling up at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Wow, can this really be eaten by humans?"

"This little girl is really cruel."

"The pink elf next to her (the fanged land shark) is also very edible. No wonder it has grown so much muscle."

One after another, people came out of the private room. They probably heard that their food priority was ranked behind others, and they came out angrily to take a look. In the end, they were shocked by Sirona and the Sharp-toothed Land Shark.

"Wow, this little girl is so beautiful, I think..." a wretched bald man sighed.

"What are you thinking?!" The person next to him immediately became unhappy when he heard this.

"You want to eat, brothers, beat him up!" The man immediately united with his companions to beat the bald man.

Sirona and the Fanged Land Shark don't care about that much. They are just responsible for eating and that's it.

I have to say that although the food in a seven-star restaurant is delicious, the portion is too small.

The fang land shark silently cursed in his heart.

That period can be called "no meal day". From that night to the next day tomorrow, all the food in the seven-star restaurant was eaten. It is said that it is a solution for the cute little girl to bring her own pink elf!

About three hours later, the manager came to Sirona sweating profusely.

"Miss, we no longer have any existing food in our restaurant."

"Huh? It's so fast. We are only seventy percent full. Forget it, let's go, Sharsha. We have a game tomorrow!"

Sirona left the restaurant with the fang-toothed land shark that was still unfinished.

"Welcome to visit next time!" The manager said goodbye to Sirona with a smile on his face. I don't know if she was yelling at Sirona for "mmp" in her heart.

Fanged Land Shark: We have almost eaten them out, but they are still willing to entertain us. It is indeed a seven-star restaurant, one of the most high-end restaurants in Sinnoh.

After going through many hardships (poor writing, low popularity...) and other huge blows, the author got an arrow in the knee, but I shamelessly published it.

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