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Into the night.

Lin Xiao sat beside the pavilion, accompanied by the big yellow dog.

Lin Xiao looked at the big yellow dog and said, "Rhubarb, how many years have you been with me?"

The big yellow dog was taken aback.

"Why do you always ask this?"

Lin Xiao smiled; "Forget it, just ask casually."

Big yellow dog: "I don't remember it clearly, maybe it's been a few years!"

"Yes, life is just a drama, and you just want to be in the drama."

The big yellow dog was stunned.

What's wrong with the old man? I am a little confused about your old words!

"Okay, delicious snake soup. I simmered this snake soup for two hours. It smells too good. It contains ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum and mushrooms..."

Huang Xiaochu came with a large pot of snake soup.

Teacher He smiled; "You are a mess!"

Peng Peng said: "Ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum seem to be missing medicinal materials."

"What medicinal material?"

"Deer antler."

The big yellow dog said: "Deer antler? That thing is aphrodisiac. What do you do as a single dog eating that, slow motion in your left hand and right hand?"

Peng Peng:······

Instantly petrified.

Huang Xiaochu and Teacher He laughed loudly.

Rhubarb, you are a real dog.

Left hand and right hand...

The classic rhubarb quotations were heard in the live broadcast room.

"Haha...I laughed and pissed, Brother Dog, you are such a genius, a slow motion in your left hand and right hand."

"Brother Dog, what do you mean? Come out and explain."

"Brother Gou has experienced a lot. It seems that you are a veteran."

"How can I do that with Brother Dog? Brother Dog doesn't have any hands. There are several lovers. Only singles can understand."

"Brother Dog is awesome."

"Look at Peng Peng, instantly petrified."

"The classic transcript of Brother Gou is amazing."

What the big yellow dog said instantly exploded the live broadcast room.

Countless people laughed.

Especially that sentence, a slow motion with left hand and right hand...

Zifeng came out carrying the crab: "What are you laughing at?"

"nothing."

Peng Peng lowered his head, glanced at the big yellow dog, and whispered: "Brother Dog, can't I make a mistake? The moment you speak, I'm scared."

The big yellow dog said: "What you are afraid of, men have experienced it, except for Grandpa Lin of course."

Huang Xiaochu said with a smile: "Let's eat! Don't talk about these topics."

Teacher He coughed and said with a smile: "Before eating, drink a bowl of snake soup. I can smell the fragrance in the kitchen. It must be delicious."

The two quickly turned off the subject.

The big yellow dog doesn't matter.

Whatever you want to say, he is a dog and he is not afraid of anything.

What if the big yellow dog asks them?

this····

This is embarrassing.

Teacher He gave Lin Xiao a bowl: "Grandpa Lin, you always taste this snake soup."

"Drink all!"

Zifeng shook his head; "I don't drink snake soup! I am afraid of seeing snakes, and I will have nightmares after drinking it at night."

Peng Peng stood up.

"Teacher He, I will serve you a bowl,"

"Teacher Huang, let's have a bowl too."

Zifeng looked at Peng Peng, the old man was different.

Zifeng broke a crab leg with both hands.

咚咚·····

Zifeng frowned: "This crab has been boiled for so long, why is the shell so hard? How can I eat it?"

"Try it with a kitchen knife."

Zifeng entered the kitchen and came out with a kitchen knife.

Put it on the table and beat it.

Click...

Zifeng said excitedly: "It broke."

Zifeng peeled off the crab shell and looked at the white meat inside: "This meat is so fat."

Hand it to Lin Xiao.

"Grandpa Lin, you always eat first."

Lin Xiao smiled: "Little girl, so filial, if anyone marries you in the future, it will be so happy."

"You always say what I am doing, eating meat, this meat is the best."

"Grandpa thank you."

"Why are you always being so polite! You should always be filial to you."

Peng Peng asked, "Teacher Huang, what are the specific arrangements for tomorrow?"

Huang Xiaochu said: "No, now there is enough food, there is still lamb in the refrigerator, I haven't finished eating yet, I only killed half of the snake caught today, and the other half is in the refrigerator."

"If you can't finish it, it's wasted. Save half of it."

Teacher He said: "Yue Xiaopeng is coming tomorrow, why don't you let him do something?"

"Cut the wood."

"Pick water."

"Burn the fire to cook."

Several people had a discussion.

"They haven't come yet, even if you count them, Yue Xiaopeng will be out of luck."

"It's over, Yue Xiaopeng is too honest, I guess he's here, and he has to do some rough work."

"If Yue Xiaopeng sees the live broadcast room, he will probably retreat."

"Yue Xiaopeng, go back quickly! Don't come, they are all calculating you!"

Yue Xiaopeng looked at the live broadcast room.

The corners of his mouth twitched.

Come on.

I became a free hit worker.

Zifeng said: "You are too bad, you know bullying. Anyway, it's the first day to be a guest. You can't let people work!"

Lin Xiao smiled and said, "Zifeng is still kind."

Yue Xiaopeng heard this.

It's better to be sister Zifeng!

Knowing to protect the newcomer.

Zifeng coughed: "I mean, forget it on the first day, and leave it to him to pick up water and chop wood."

Lin Xiao was taken aback...

This girl.

Huang Xiaochu smiled: "Then you will supervise Yue Xiaopeng from now on."

Yue Xiaopeng shook his head.

It's over.

No one helps me anymore.

The big yellow dog said: "Yue Xiaopeng, the one who talked about cross talk, when he comes over, he just happens to be my partner. Let's talk about cross talk to the old man."

Zifeng said, "They are professional, can you do it?"

"Cut, isn't it a cross talk? What's so difficult about this? I'll watch my performance tomorrow."

There was a commotion in the live broadcast room,

"Come, here, I really want to see the big yellow dog talk cross talk."

"I don't know who is better."

"I believe in Gou's ability. Gou can even sing and is even better than celebrities. I say cross talk will be fine."

"Yue Xiaopeng specializes in cross talk, can you go, brother?"

"Brother Dog, awesome."

Countless viewers want to watch Brother Gou talk about cross talk.

The big yellow dog said again: "Remember to listen to the cross talk or a poor talent, what is his name Zhu Shaowen, this kid is very eloquent, but the cross talk is first-rate."

Several people were taken aback.

Zhu Shaowen, who is this?

Never heard of it.

Peng Peng took out his cell phone: "Wait for me to check and see if I can find this person."

Peng Peng looked surprised.

"Zhu Shaowen, Brother Gou, are you talking about the originator of the cross talk world? He is an artist in the Qing Dynasty and one of the founders of cross talk. Do you really know him?"

"It turns out that this kid has a background. I remember I told him at that time! His eloquence was really good, he was a poor talent."

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Who is Zhu Shaowen? That is the recognized originator of the cross talk world.

The founder of the mountain, handed down four skills of speaking, learning, amusing and singing.

"Fuck, awesome, brother dog."

"It turns out that Brother Dog knows the originator of cross talk, it's great."

"No wonder Gou can talk about cross talk. It turns out that Gou is a master of hiding, and Yue Xiaopeng is unlucky now."

"I'm afraid that even Guo Degang has to call you Patriarch."

Peng Peng asked: "How did you meet?"

The big yellow dog said: "When I was wandering around, I heard buskers saying that Grandpa Lin and I followed up and took a look. This person was very interesting. The main board was engraved on the main board. .'"

Lin Xiao explained: "They are all craftsmen who sell the art, in order to have food and clothing."