I’ve Been Cultivating Immortals For Thousands of Years

The live room laughed wildly.

"Haha. Peng Peng is a single dog. Peng Peng was ridiculed by a dog."

"This dog is so cute and sarcasm. I'm really drunk."

"I beg Peng Peng's shadow area at this moment has been teased by a dog."

"Haha...Peng Peng received ten thousand critical hits in an instant..."

Zifeng squatted on the ground with a big smile: "Hello, my name is Zifeng, how can you talk?"

Big yellow dog: "This question is asked, how should I answer you? You seem to ask another person, hello, my name is Zifeng, why do you **** is a truth."

Zifeng:······

Teacher He smiled and said, "Rhubarb, how many years have you lived?"

The big yellow dog said: "Teacher He, this question can't answer you. You are also a single dog. Why, you are not interested in women. You can't be glass!"

Teacher Ho;·····

Teacher He has a headache, you are a real dog.

Shouldn't be so ironic!

"Fuck, this dog must have 150 intelligence."

"Peng Peng, Zifeng, and Teacher He were slumped in front of the rhubarb."

"Is this really a dog? I still live alone with you."

"It's too cute, satirize a few people, you don't think they have anything to say."

Huang Xiaochu watched quietly.

Dare to come forward to ask questions.

If this is despised by the dog, this...

Teacher He asked; "You haven't seen me before, how do you know that I am single, and you have never seen Peng Peng."

The big yellow dog said: "Watching TV, don't you know that the Internet is so developed now?"

Teacher He has nothing to say for a moment.

Zifeng asked in surprise: "You still watch TV?"

Big yellow dog: "Fuck, old girl, what you said, it seems that only you can watch TV. Watching TV is not your patent. Why can't we watch TV anymore."

Zifeng was speechless for a moment.

This dog is really good.

Peng Peng asked, "Rhubarb, I have a **** in my house. If you like it, I will introduce it to you."

Big yellow dog: "I'm really drunk, in front of my wife, introduce my girlfriend, be careful she bites you!"

Peng Peng was shocked and stood up.

Fortunately, the she-wolf next to her just lay on the ground without any movement.

Big yellow dog: "Don't worry, my wife doesn't understand. You are a kind guy who wants me to abandon my wife and abandon my daughter."

"But it's okay to know your bitch, make friends! How old is it? Isn't it pretty?"

The corners of their mouths twitched.

At first, the dog design was admirable.

now what.

This rhubarb is absolutely a dog version of "Wei Xiaobao." ’

The live broadcast room frantically complained.

"Nima, this dog is absolutely like a human being. His wife is pregnant, and he wants to spend time outside."

"This dog is absolutely lustful, and the dog's design collapsed."

"This dog is too powerful, and the IQ of an adult is no different."

"Big yellow dog, if your wife knows that you have a female dog outside, be careful to bite your thigh."

The big yellow dog said: "I know you have a lot of questions. I have said so much, can you give me some tea, don't want it if you are thirsty, it's rare to be lifted from the prohibition by the father, and speak with you."

Huang Xiaochu said: "You wait, I will make tea for you."

Huang Xiaochu walked into the kitchen.

Peng Peng asked: "How can you be with a wolf?"

The big yellow dog gave a white look: "This is not nonsense. This is the same as marrying a blonde. Whoever stipulates that a dog cannot marry a wolf. The power of love is stateless. Don't use your little IQ to ridicule me."

Got it!

Despised again.

This is the third time.

I am a human being, can I save some face?

The four people heard the big yellow dog talking, and the corners of their mouths twitched.

Love is borderless?

You are really a dog.

There was another frantic complaint in the live broadcast room.

"Fuck, this dog knows blonde girls, and I really kneel."

"Well, I have lived for decades and found that it is not as good as a dog."

"This dog is absolutely perfect."

Peng Peng asked: "Rhubarb, do you know how much 1+2 is equal to?"

Peng Peng tried to save face.

I want rhubarb to do arithmetic.

The big yellow dog said: "Peng Peng, your IQ is worrying, and you can only ask this kind of low-intellectual question. The person who asks this question is either a fool or a sick person!"

The corner of Peng Peng's mouth twitched again.

The big yellow dog said again: "Of course it is equal to 2."

Peng Peng smiled: "You are wrong, 1 plus 2 equals 3."

The big yellow dog touched his head with his front foot.

The big yellow dog glanced at Peng Peng.

"I think only 2B will ask this question."

Peng Peng was instantly dumbfounded.

Despised by a dog.

This is the fourth.

Zifeng smiled: "Don't pay attention to my brother, he is a 2B himself."

The big yellow dog nodded: "Well, as her sister, aren't you 3B?"

Zifeng:·····

Zifeng was annoyed and wanted to kill this guy.

The dog's IQ is absolutely 180.

Teacher He smiled: "You guys, don't underestimate rhubarb. We should treat it as an adult. Don't think rhubarb is a dog. His reaction speed is very strong, especially his emotional intelligence is very strong."

Teacher He was shocked.

The EQ of this dog is very high.

Just take Peng Peng tentatively asked Rhubarb.

Either answer or keep silent.

How to answer?

How to transfer this question? This is emotional intelligence.

Peng Peng was instantly at a disadvantage.

Not only did he answer this question, he also gave Peng Peng a shot.

I heard a conversation between Rhubarb and Peng Peng in the live broadcast.

Shocked.

"Haha···Pengpeng became 2B, Zifeng became 3B, Rhubarb's EQ is so high."

"Admire, admire, and learn from rhubarb will definitely improve emotional intelligence."

"My god, this is really a dog, I'm afraid that even people can't make such a perfect answer."

"He is terrible. Dogs have higher IQs than humans. Can you believe it?"

The big yellow dog nodded when he heard Teacher He talking ~www.wuxiaspot.com~.

"Look at Teacher He, this is what a host should look like, Peng Peng, let me ask you, what is 2 plus 3 times 50?"

The big yellow dog asked;

"Naturally it is 250."

Peng Peng blurted out.

The big yellow dog nodded: "It is indeed 250. Isn't this exactly what you look like?"

Peng Peng:····

This is the fifth time I have been despised.

Peng Peng received 10,000 critical hits.

"Nima, this is awesome, how did Grandpa Lin teach you? This emotional intelligence, my little brother is willing to go downhill."

"It was originally 250, is it wrong?"

"Upstairs, your IQ is estimated to be 250."

"Haha. Pempeng is being ridiculed again, the correct answer is 152."

"Fuck, I almost did something wrong, my IQ is worrying!"

The big yellow dog looked at Teacher He.

"Teacher He, I would like to ask you for advice in the future. You see my little daughter-in-law is pregnant. If there are any programs in the future, you can bring your little brother and buy some milk powder."

Teacher He's mouth twitched.

Special, you really can!

Teacher He smiled: "I will have the opportunity to cooperate in the future."

In my heart, I was thinking: Rhubarb is really awesome, or else I will have a program to interview Rhubarb.

After all, rhubarb is the first dog to talk.

The ratings must be amazing.

Zifeng said: "Rhubarb, follow me behind, I promise to raise your child."

The big yellow dog shook his head: "What you said is easy for others to misunderstand. I said the old girl. When I talk later, I will use my brain more. Although I am in a cross-national relationship, I have not crossed the race!"

"Others thought we had a leg!"

Zifeng looked dazed.

The live broadcast room exploded instantly.