I’ve Been Cultivating Immortals For Thousands of Years
Chapter 68: , Grandpa Lin is not serious
I heard Lin Xiao's words in the live broadcast room.
Crazy barrage.
"Fuck, fuck, Grandpa Lin is still a master of metaphysics, too awesome."
"We will wait and see, after so many years, now it is estimated to be more than 80 years old!"
"Where is only eighty years old, it is estimated to be one hundred years old."
"Grandpa Lin, you can still run the secret, can you help me see..."
"Upstairs, are you funny, who is Grandpa Lin, how can he help you see the picture?"
The live broadcast room was extremely excited.
Unexpectedly, Grandpa Lin is still a master of metaphysics.
Lin Xiao ignored everyone's shocked eyes.
Walk towards Li Lianjie.
Take out a small bottle and pass it to him.
"There are three pills in it. Take one if you are critically ill. It can help you to regulate your body. It's not a problem to live for ten or eight years. Remember to do more good deeds in the future."
Li Lianjie is very grateful.
Kneeling on the ground, kowtow to thank you: "Thank you, Grandpa Lin."
"Don't kneel, get up."
Li Lianjie got up.
The big yellow dog came over: "Grandpa Lin, take a look, how many can my wife have?"
Lin Xiao glanced at it.
"Thirty-eight."
Big yellow dog:······
Mr. Lin, you are too bad, you have thirty-eight in a nest. Is my wife so capable?
The big yellow dog said; "Master Lin, don't fool me, how can my wife give birth to thirty-eight? Is this bluffing, thirty-eight... how can I raise it?"
Lin Xiao snorted coldly.
"You didn't mean that you have a wife and eight lovers, which add up to exactly thirty-eight."
Peng Peng laughed: "Brother Dog, you are really a dog version of Wei Xiaobao. A wife and eight lovers are really enviable."
Teacher He smiled and said, "Brother Dog, why are you so good?"
Huang Xiaochu shook his head and smiled: "Brother Dog, how do you raise in the future, I'm afraid that one sheep is not enough, nine family members, at least five sheep."
Zifeng glanced at him: "Rhubarb, you have to be responsible, and why are you so carefree, aren't wolves monogamous?"
The big yellow dog retorted: "I am a dog, not a wolf."
The big yellow dog looked at Lin Xiao and asked, "Grandpa Lin, my lovers are also pregnant?"
The Rhubarb Dog was uneasy.
Lin Xiao nodded.
The big yellow dog was limp on the ground.
"Nima's, I just... just fired a shot and won all the prizes? I just went to buy the lottery ticket. The odds of the lottery ticket are not so good."
Looking at the big yellow dog in the live broadcast room.
Have vomited.
"Brother Dog, if you can't raise it, give me one and I will help you raise it."
"Brother Dog, we will help you raise it, isn't it thirty-eight? You only need to open the live broadcast room, and I will give you a reward right away."
"Haha, I laughed to death. This is the price of being happy. Brother Gou, you won the special prize."
"Look at Brother Dog's expression, it's so cute."
"I'm not as good as a dog, a wife, and eight lovers raised by Grandpa Lin, and they are all pregnant."
"Brother Dog is autistic, please don't bother."
The big yellow dog said: "Old man Lin, would you like to raise a few for me?"
"Go away, take responsibility for what you do."
Lin Xiao complained.
This **** rhubarb would have stewed you a long time ago.
Lin Xiao smiled and said, "In fact, there is another way?"
The big yellow dog asked urgently: "What way?"
"We have castrated you."
The big yellow dog's lower body is cold, this is the good way you always say.
Big yellow dog: "Don't be kidding me. If I really emasculate, I might as well die. As a dog king, how can I do such a thing."
Lin Xiao said: "Then you can figure it out by yourself, I am powerless."
Lin Xiao sat down in the courtyard.
Drink tea.
Peng Peng gathered around.
Peng Peng took the lead: "Grandpa Lin, do you always tell me fortune-telling?"
Lin Xiao glanced at it.
"What do you want to see, marriage? Future?"
"Marriage!"
Lin Xiao nodded: "Your marriage is good. You will get married in three years. There will be a man and a woman. If you converge a little bit by yourself, you will have a happy marriage, just like Huang Xiaochu."
"Of course you will end up single if you go the wrong way."
Peng Peng looked dazed.
Will you get married in three years?
Peng Peng frantically complained: I still want to wait a few years! I don't want to marry and bring children so early.
Zifeng looked excited: "Grandpa Lin, how about me! You always help me see."
Lin Xiao looked at Zifeng.
Lin Xiao shook his head: "You will be miserable."
Zifeng's face was taken aback, and his heart panicked.
"Grandpa Lin, how miserable I am?"
Zifeng was uneasy.
Especially when I heard Lin Xiao's words, I was even more panicked.
Lin Xiao shook his head again: "It's better not to say it."
"Don't, Grandpa Lin, look at it all the time."
"Really speak out?"
Zifeng nodded: "En."
Lin Xiao solemnly said: "In the future you will have eighty-eight children..."
Just after Peng Peng finished drinking the water, he sprayed it instantly.
Laughing.
Zifeng was dumbfounded.
how many?
Eighty-eight?
Am I an old sow?
I heard this in the live broadcast room.
"Haha. I laughed and peeed, eighty-eight, how can it be worse than a big yellow dog."
"Grandpa Lin is too much, you can't make a joke like this!"
"Grandpa Lin, why do you always make fun of Zifeng, Zifeng ignores Master Lin."
"Old man Lin is also starting to be dishonest, the smelly old man is too bad."
"Zifeng, don't listen to Grandpa Lin, he is joking with you."
Zifeng's face went dark.
His brows frowned: "Grandpa Lin~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Don't be kidding you, eighty-eight, you really said that old sows are not so easy to give birth."
Peng Peng smiled at the corner of his mouth: "Eighty-eight, younger sister, you will be born one a year. It is estimated that you will be born to one hundred years old. Even if you have two each year, you will be born to fifty or sixty."
Zifeng turned his head and said angrily: "Close your stinky mouth."
"Grandpa Lin, you always help me take a look, look carefully, don't be kidding."
Lin Xiao said: "Be a good girl, there won't be too many problems."
Zi Feng gave a white look: "You didn't say that."
Huang Xiaochu said with a smile: "Why didn't you say that, Grandpa Lin meant it, just keep it as you are. Your future is smooth sailing. Those who should come will come, and those who shouldn't come won't."
Zifeng heard Huang Xiaochu analyze.
Asked: "Grandpa Lin, is this really the case?"
Lin Xiao nodded.
"Huang Xiaochu is right. The entertainment industry is a place where dragons and snakes are mixed. Cockroaches, spiders, and mice are all in it. As long as you be yourself and keep your heart, there will be no problem."
"Much like Huang Xiaochu to study."
Zifeng nodded: "Thank you, Grandpa Lin, for your mention, I see."
Zifeng turned to look at Huang Xiaochu: "Papa Huang, you can take care of me a lot in the future, Grandpa Lin said."
Huang Xiaochu nodded: "En."
Huang Xiaochu asked: "Grandpa Lin, you always help me see."
Lin Xiao looked at Huang Xiaochu: "You have nothing good to look at. You are a nice person, far away from the circle of right and wrong, away from the fight, which is good."
Huang Xiaochu smiled: "It is a blessing for Sansheng to get the approval of Grandpa Lin."
Huang Xiaochu looked at Teacher He.
"Teacher He, come over and let Grandpa Lin show you."
Teacher He shook his head: "I'll forget it!"
Li Lianjie came over.
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