Jiayou's Fun

"Is there something wrong?"

Lu Qian looked at King Chunlan who was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and consulted him humbly.

"It's very inappropriate."

King Chunlan looked at Lu Qian expressionlessly, his handsome face twitching uncontrollably.

After pondering for a moment, he told Lu Qian the key point - General Yingya said that the business of Qianhulu is his own business... That is not an exaggeration at all, and there is absolutely no lie.

These monsters and monsters in Yunchaling didn't take it personally at all when they said this. They really regarded this business as their own business, and the people in the business as their brothers.

Therefore, if someone dares to bully their 'brothers' who they regard as their own family on their territory, Admiral Yanya will really take action and will not give you a white knife to go in and a red knife to come out, he will definitely He won't let it go. In a word, if you have this kind of relationship with General Yuya, you can walk sideways in Yuya City.

But, reciprocal.

Compared with the power that you can exercise tyranny in Yuya City, your obligation is that everyone is your own family, and the business of Qianhulu is also the business of General Yuya.

Since it is my own business...

So, General Yanya, as well as those subordinates of General Yanya, those minions, and those little monsters, when they are in trouble, it is normal for them to come to your place to eat and drink, right? If I am missing a piece of clothing, is it normal for me to come to you and pick one up? If their beloved female seductress is short of rouge, gouache, etc., is it okay to run over to her family and pick up a few loads of goods?

You can't say that these little monsters are taken for nothing.

If these little monsters encounter trouble, they will really dare to help you with a knife - because you are recognized by General Yanya as one of their own, and your business is their own business. So, when you are inconvenient and don’t have enough food and drink to use, isn’t it a very serious thing to go to your own business to get some?

As for that, give me money!

How much do you pay for your own business?

King Chunlan sighed quietly - in Yuya City, no, in the entire Yuncha Ridge, there are many kings, many kings, many generals, many marshals, many vanguards and so on... They don't have any bad intentions, they are all the same Genji. If you get along with them sincerely, they will become brothers with you wholeheartedly.

The problem is, although these monsters don’t have any bad intentions, they... ‘have no bad intentions’!

They know nothing about 'economy' and 'finance'; they have no idea about costs, profits, turnover, operations, etc., and they are unwilling to learn, and even more lazy to learn... for them He said that there is food and drink all over the mountains and plains, and there are good things everywhere that they can use at their own discretion. Why should they learn these messy things?

Therefore, the lords, kings, generals, marshals, and pioneers in Yongya City, Heifeng Ridge, and Yuncha Ridge... many of the shopkeepers of businesses and shops in the past did not understand this truth.

They get along so well with these monsters, they get along like brothers.

Then, they all went bankrupt!

Lu Qian felt quite embarrassed when he heard this, and cold sweat continued to break out on his forehead. He looked at King Chunlan and smiled dryly: "So, I have a relationship with General Yanya..."

King Chunlan sighed faintly: "The problem is not that big. Anyway, we are here just to do things. Regardless of whether the matter can be done well or not, this money gourd account will not be used in the future. In this case, Duo It’s nothing to waste some extraneous things.”

King Chunlan made it clear, and Lu Qian also understood.

Tsk, he didn’t expect that General Yanya and these monsters in Yunchaling would have such personalities?

After thinking for a while, Lu Qian murmured: "So, haven't these monsters in Yunchaling been easily deceived over the years? Have suffered a big loss? Their character, tsk tsk!"

King Chunlan shook his head and waved his hand: "This is wrong. What loss can they suffer?"

"They have nothing, nothing but skin and flesh."

"They don't understand business or economics. They have always been left-handed and right-handed, and they have the temperament to eat everything every day. If you want to squeeze out the oil and water from them, what oil and water can you squeeze out of them? Their beauty What?"

"Big Bear has an order. The demons in Yuncha Ridge are not allowed to step out of Yuncha Ridge. Anyone who dares to step out will have their legs broken directly."

"Since they can't leave Yuncha Ridge, they have nothing to offer, and they don't even have much beauty... Even if they are deceived, what can you do to them? In Yuncha Ridge, they can't suffer any loss."

King Chunlan pointed at his head and said with a wry smile: "They are very stupid, but at the same time, they are also very pure... they are single-minded and don't have much thought. But precisely because they are so stupid to the extreme, they become invulnerable. "

Lu Qian suddenly realized.

I'm very poor, so you can't get anything out of me.

I'm stupid, so all the twists and turns are useless.

I am very arrogant and tyrannical, so as long as you are on the territory of Yunchaling, your various heretical tricks will be useless against me.

I will not leave Yuncha Ridge... Therefore, no matter how many off-board moves you make, as long as you are in Yuncha Ridge, you will not be able to make any plans against me...

Stay unchanged in response to all changes. I am immovable by the eight winds, no matter how evil winds blow from the southeast, northwest, or your direction!

On the contrary, I am doing whatever I want on my own territory. I can eat whatever I want, drink whatever I want, and do whatever I want. You must cooperate with my rules and play according to the rules on my territory... No matter you are doing business or doing business. Okay, or doing some other things. In short, what I say is the rule, and all interpretation rights are in my hands!

If you are not convinced!

Do you understand the old man Hanhai at the door? Even the commander-in-chief of the Heavenly Patrolling Forbidden God Guard is no match for you. You should consider it first and see if you want to sit in a cross-legged position in Yuncha Ridge, or in a cross-legged position, or in a horizontal position... it's up to you!

That night.

Four little bull-headed demons carried a small sedan chair made of soft fragrant vines, and ran to the Qian Gourd Hall with a humming sound. Lu Qian got on the sedan chair. Four little bull-headed demons were carrying the sedan chair. Four puppy-headed demons were beating gongs in front of them to clear the way. Behind him were a dozen or so little mountain rat spirits who were jumping around and carrying three-foot short spears in their hands. , Ahu and a group of people followed closely behind. The small team followed the winding mountain road of Yanya City, swaggering all the way through the city, and went straight to the palace of the general who patrolled the city.

Along the way, there were quite a few such teams.

They all went to the General's Mansion during the day to patrol the city and gave General Yanya enough 'congratulatory gifts', so that General Yanya regarded him as his 'own' shop owner.

Groups of little demons were coming in and out of famous restaurants and restaurants throughout Yuya City. Jars and jars of all kinds of aged wine were moved to the palace of the general who patrolled the city like water. The delicacies cooked by various chefs were also put into huge food boxes, and the lively little monsters carried them all the way to the top of the mountain along the winding road.

In the huge mountain city, long tables were placed in the street, and the city patrol general's palace opened a running banquet to celebrate the fruitful achievements of Lord Heiyun. All the people of Qiya City, whether they are outside traders or sitting on the ground, Businessmen, or native-born aborigines, etc., as long as they can afford to eat and drink, can sit down and eat and drink at will on the street.

The kind that doesn't give money.

All expenses are borne by the shops along the street.

Beverages, dishes, labor costs, etc... are all 'friendly sponsored' by these shops!

"These fireworks are so beautiful!"

Lu Qian sat on the small sedan chair and looked up at the sky in surprise.

Everywhere in the Fangya City, on the peaks, there were little demons jumping for joy and lighting up clusters of fireworks. Along with the sharp whistle sound, volleys of fireworks soared into the sky and exploded at high altitude. Groups of fireworks lit up the sky, causing countless little demons to cheer and cheer, and there was a commotion everywhere.

The little demons carried the soft sedan and had already climbed halfway up the mountain.

Lu Qian looked back and saw that the huge Yanya City was decorated with lights and colorful lights everywhere. Puffs of fireworks exploded continuously, illuminating countless happy faces in the city.

Whether they are the natives of the mountain city, the little monsters in the cottages outside, or the pedestrians who eat and drink for free, etc., they are all smiling and dancing with joy... Occasionally, there are a few ugly faces in the crowd, They must all belong to the "shopkeepers" who "voluntarily set up running tables"!

Lu Qian laughed "hehehe".

The customs in Yunchaling are quite interesting!

The little demons carried the soft sedan to the square in front of the General's Mansion. General Yanya was already waiting here together with several of his confidants.

Flowing mats have also been set up in the square, and all kinds of prominent people in the Fangya City are gathering here to eat and drink. But many people's attention is obviously still on General Fangya.

I saw General Fang Ya wearing a scarlet-red war robe and a bronze war armor with a canthus pattern on the outside. There was no helmet on his head. The huge bear's head was gray and oiled, and he was dressed shiny. The long hair floats comfortably in the evening breeze.

Seeing Lu Qian and other "good brothers" coming over, General Yiya greeted him warmly, and then jumped up and shouted: "Hurry up, let's go, let's go, it will take a while to get to Heifeng Ridge. ... King Black Wind is not a good-tempered one, he will be beaten if he leaves late!"

After giving the order, the little demons carried the soft sedan chair and followed General Yanya onto a big boat.

The dark boat whistled and rose into the sky. Hundreds of demons and monsters transformed into large eagles, vultures and other raptors flapped their wings and followed behind the boat, heading straight to the southeast in billowing clouds of smoke.

The big boat travels extremely fast, and can fly more than 100,000 miles in about a quarter of an hour. After flying through dozens of mountains and forests in this way, a large black mountain stood upright in front of the ground like a screen.

The black clouds in the sky surged with the black wind and hit the steep cliff, making a loud "rumbling" sound. A wisp of demonic energy shot straight into the sky from the highest peak in the middle. The demonic aura spread above the black clouds and turned into a black flag dancing in the wind. In the middle of the flag, there was a grinning black bear head. Looking forward to the brilliance.

Well, this Black Wind King is a black bear?

That makes sense.

The Big Bear Lord is an old black bear, and it is most reasonable to have a den of bear cubs running rampant in Yuncha Ridge.

The big boat went straight to the main peak of the Black Wind Ridge in the middle. Along the way, one saw large boats surrounded by various birds and demons, running as fast as lightning. Ahead, on the main peak of Heifeng Ridge, gongs and drums were beating loudly, lanterns were decorated, and many little demons were dressed in fancy clothes made of various colors of silk and satin. They were running around like tops, and no one knew what they were busy with.

On the main peak of Black Wind Ridge, there is a rather magnificent mansion.

Now, banquets were set up in the square in front of the mansion and in the open spaces in the mountains and forests on the left and right. There are also teams of little demons carrying various drinks and delicacies, constantly adding wine and food to each table.

Inside the mansion, the lights were brightly lit and drums and drums were playing.

A big black bear several feet tall was dressed in a rich costume, like a welcome guest in a circus. It stood swaying at the door of the mansion, laughing and laughing towards the generals, marshals, pioneers, etc. from various mountains and villages who were getting off the boats. The leader greeted.

"Hahaha, here you come? Oh, what gift have you prepared? Tsk, it's shiny, not bad!"

"Ouch, this is a good gift. Lord Heiyun will definitely like it. Go in and drink it by yourself. Brother, I will give you three jars later."

"Yuya, you came early enough... If you don't get drunk today, don't even think about going back. Oh, these beads are so bright, such treasures..."

"Drink more, drink more! You're welcome, my family."

The demons in Yunchaling acted very straightforwardly. The Black Wind King just stood at the door. When a guest came, he showed off the gift he had sent. When he was satisfied with the gift, the Black Wind King smiled happily and asked people to enter the hall. He chose a good seat to sit and drink. If you are not satisfied with the gift, the Black Wind King's face drooped, and with a casual finger, he asked people to find a running water mat in the square at the door and pestle it!

Lu Qian followed General Yan Ya all the way to the palace, entered the residence of King Black Wind, passed through the school grounds in front of the gate, and entered directly into the main hall. The hall was brightly lit and extremely lively. There are piles of fine wines and delicacies on the huge tables. Various monsters such as bear monsters, tiger monsters, leopards, pythons, dragons, mountain turtles, and rocs are entrenched on one side, and they are eating as much as they can.

Lu Qian also heard that some guys with extremely bloated bellies were eating and drinking while muttering to the entourage around them: "I got this in exchange for giving away a lot of good treasures. I'm stuffing myself to death." , eat more, don’t lose money...Tsk, where is Mr. Heiyun? Why don’t you see him? "

Lu Qian followed General Yan Ya to a large table very close to the main table. He picked up a stool and sat down on his own. Without any polite greetings, General Yan Ya picked up a jar of wine and drank, and grabbed various meats to eat. , 'Kangchikhangchi', before he said a word, this guy had already drank seven or eight jars of old wine and ate two pieces of wild boar.

While he was eating like crazy, General Yan Ya did not forget to slap Lu Qian's shoulders hard several times, and howled at the top of his lungs: "Little money shopkeeper, good brother, my brother... From now on, his family's business, brother Please take good care of us..."

There were some generals, some marshals, some vanguards, etc. They were probably ferocious birds and beasts like tigers, leopards, jackals, and wolves. They came up with various sea bowls and wine jars, and drank happily with the general.

There were also demons and monsters who came to Lu Qian, looked at him askance, and said provocative words such as "If it belongs to a brother, drink it to death."

Lu Qian was not afraid of the stage, he raised the wine jar and fought with these monsters.

The acupuncture points in the body are stirring, and the blood is rolling like an oven. Jars of wine are poured in, but not even a splash is made. Groups of little demons ran back and forth, and all kinds of fine wines were served like water. Lu Qian and a group of demons fought heartily together. In just over an hour, everyone began to call them brothers. Some people took off their clothes and started punching and making noise. Some people even threw away their fists and stood in the main hall. A fight started inside to add to the fun.

It’s really a chaotic dance of demons and a chaotic atmosphere.

But... male creatures, whether they are humans or monsters, the more they are in this kind of atmosphere, the easier it is for them to have friendship.

Although these fair-weather friends are often not very reliable. But many times, friendships between male creatures begin as fair-weather friends.

There are already several generals, marshals, and pioneers, beating their chests and promising Lu Qi that as long as Lu Qian opens his own shops on their territory, they will be truly their own family and truly own business, no matter what they want. Whatever business you do, you must be the only one, and no one else can compete with Qian Hulu!

After all the fuss, the red-faced Black Wind King staggered in and happily grabbed a wine jar: "Those who can sit here today are all my true good brothers... ...Ha, I am very satisfied with the treasures that you brothers sent me... Lord Heiyun will definitely be very satisfied too!"

"Come, we are all brothers. When we come, we must eat well, drink well... and make three jars first!" King Black Wind laughed like thunder, which made the hall buzz.

Lu Qian followed the good example and raised the wine jar.

In the hall, a group of demons and monsters, as well as the 'financiers' of various businesses and shops, or the swindlers who followed them, all smiled happily, raised various wine vessels, and shouted "Drink to win" ’, all of them drank happily.

Lu Qian swallowed the wine in big gulps, and saw that in the hall, those monsters and ghosts, like generals with fangs, were drinking freely and sincerely, and they were all wanton and unrestrained.

As for the demons and monsters who came here, there were many 'financiers' and 'victims' who had the same status as Lu Qian. Most of them looked indifferent. They were genuine and came here purely with the intention of 'losing money and avoiding disaster'. A 'serious businessman' who breaks up friendships.

And most of the remaining people, their eyes flickered, and when they drank, they only used three or four points of their strength at most.

I'm afraid these people are just like Lu Yi. They have a certain big boss behind them and come here with some kind of special mission. They all have ulterior motives and purposes, right?

Oh, this is... the storm is treacherous, the sword is flashing and the sword is shadowing!

Lu Qian was admiring the subtle expressions of many people in the hall with great interest. In the hall, behind the black stone screen that was more than ten feet high and nearly a hundred feet wide, heavy footsteps could be heard.

"It's safe, it's safe, be at ease with a hundred hearts, be at ease with a thousand hearts, this is Yunchaling, this is our brothers' own territory... Brother, you can eat, drink, and have fun here with confidence. ...Who dares to come here and embarrass you, my brother?"

"To put it bluntly, even if the bastards in Heaven dare to come to Heifengling and stab your brother, I guarantee that all of them will be chopped into pieces, and none of them will be able to leave here alive!"

"This is our own territory, we can eat as much as we want, drink as much as we want, and have fun as much as we want!"

"Well, brother, what kind of little girl do you like?"

"How about I get you some girls from the White Bear family? They are big and round, and their butt can weigh tens of thousands of kilograms when squatting. Oh, sit down and you will be so happy that you can fly!"

"Let me tell you, if you are looking for a young lady, you should look for someone with big muscles and strong muscles...Those voluptuous young ladies, if they straighten their waists, then accidentally, 'click', their waists will break..." What else are you playing with?"

With loud shouting, Lord Heiyun, who was already red-faced from drinking, came out with Yuan Shula and a large group of monsters and monsters wearing helmets and armor.

King Heifeng slammed the wine jar in his hand to the ground with a bang, and shouted loudly and at the top of his voice: "Brothers, welcome to Lord Heiyun... Hahahaha, this battle with Lord Heiyun... You have shown the majesty of our Yuncha Ridge, you have shown the style of our Yuncha Ridge... Brothers, congratulations to Mr. Heiyun!"

"Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!"

Don't expect a group of one-minded monsters and monsters to come up with any good words of celebration. These demons, whose faces were red from drinking, raised their wine jars one by one, spitting at Lord Heiyun at the top of their lungs, howling at the top of their lungs!

Lord Heiyun, as well as a large group of confidant demon generals around him, all with red faces and high ambitions, holding various wine jars and ocean bowls in their hands, quickly fought with the demons and demons in the hall with "hahaha" sounds. A ball.

Wine jars collide with each other, and ocean bowls collide with each other.

Drinks were flying and rude greetings thundered. Bowls and jars of wine were poured into the mouths, and the wine became more intense, and everyone started to get excited.

No prelude, no brewing required.

In short, everyone starts drinking to their heart's content, eating to their heart's content, and tossing to death to their heart's content.

Rules... etiquette... There have never been any rules or etiquette in Yunchaling's banquets - the host has arrived, the guests have arrived, the wine is full, the meat is full... all the elements of a perfect banquet are complete. The rest is to drink and drink to death. The one who can stand at the end is a hero. Anyone who gets drunk halfway is naturally a bastard!

Lord Heiyun and a group of kings and marshals were in a mess, laughing and joking.

Yuan Shen suddenly became lonely.

He was dressed in fine clothes, standing in a brightly lit and crowded hall, but his surroundings were as empty and lonely as a ghost.

He had a cold face and showed an attitude of being indifferent to strangers. These one-sided monsters were instinctive and were too lazy to get close to him. However, those monster leaders who followed various mountain cities and cottages ran away. Some of the 'financiers' who came here to participate in the banquet were afraid of trouble and were unwilling to mix in right and wrong, so they deliberately stayed away from Yuan Shen.

There are more people, like hunters, hiding in the crowd, carefully observing Yuan He, vigilantly observing everyone in the hall, observing Yuan He's every move, and observing everyone's every move. , patiently waiting for possible opportunities.

Lu Qian was also hiding in the crowd. He followed closely next to the tall and fat General Yanya, who could act as a perfect barrier. He laughed and clinked glasses with the monsters and monsters he didn't recognize around him.

He was also very patient, observing Yuan Fu's every move.

He didn't know that Lord Heiyun brought Yuan Fu here, but left Yuan Fu alone in the hall. Is this fishing?

Lord Heiyun and the demons and ghosts around him are not so smart, right?

But, who knows?

Lu Qian observed patiently... He was not willing to make the first move. If he was tricked by a group of seemingly careless monsters and monsters in Yunchaling, would he still be able to see anyone if word spread about it?

Yuan Fu stood idle in the crowd for a while, then he simply walked to the main seat in the middle and sat down calmly. He made a small wine jar and a small wine cup, poured himself a glass of wine, and watched the demons dancing wildly in the hall with a smile.

Soon, Yuan Fu was able to distinguish different groups of people from the crowd.

He raised his wine glass and smiled at the 'gold masters' with twinkling eyes from a distance. When these 'gold masters' saw Yuan Shu's eyes falling on him, they also raised their wine glasses one after another, as if they were not paying attention. He nodded to Yuan Fu.

The atmosphere in the hall gradually became a little weird.

After Yuan Fu poured himself a drink and drank more than twenty glasses of fine wine, among the chaotic crowd, a tall man with a leopard head swayed out of the crowd and walked out of the crowd with scarlet eyes. In front of Yuan Shu, there was a "dong" sound, and the wine jar was knocked down in front of Yuan Shu.

"Boy Yuan Fu? I heard that the great emperor of heaven is your father?"

The big man with the leopard head stuck out his big tongue and smelled of alcohol. He was obviously very drunk.

But Lu Qian felt surprised that the cultivation of this leopard-headed man was a star king level master who had opened more than 100,000 acupoints. Moreover, as a demon, his body was extremely strong, and his ability to drink was first-class.

How long have you been drinking for?

To be so drunk?

This big man with a leopard head was either deliberately pretending, or he was manipulated by someone else.

Lu Qian glanced at the crowd.

The crowd in the main hall is chaotic, demons and people are mixed together, and there are countless ways to manipulate...

"The Great Emperor Taichu is my uncle." Yuan Fu looked at the leopard-headed man very reservedly: "This fellow Taoist..."

"I heard that you stole the treasure that your own father kept at the bottom of the box?" The big man with the leopard head interrupted Yuan Shen's words. His eyes flashed with an extremely greedy and fierce light, and his huge head came directly to Yuan Shen's chest. Two bloodshot eyes stared directly into each other's eyes: "I heard that your father relied on that treasure to secure his throne as the Emperor of Heaven?"

"I heard that whoever gets that treasure will be the next Emperor of Heaven?"

The voice of the big man with the leopard head was extremely loud.

There was suddenly silence in the hall.

Including Mr. Heiyun, who was drinking happily just before taking a breath, all the demons, monsters, and human shopkeepers all fell silent. Everyone stayed still, turned their heads, and all their eyes fell on Yuan Shen!

Lu Qian almost burst into laughter!

Ha, I thought Lord Heiyun had a lot of brotherly loyalty - in order to support Yuan Fu, he could lead the army of demons in Yuncha Ridge to confront the army of heaven... Unexpectedly, he was also thinking about this bad thing about Yuan Fu. !

Look at Mr. Heiyun's two rapidly flashing little eyes, tsk tsk, he can't wait to see them!

If it weren't for the loss of face, Lu Qian even suspected that Lord Heiyun would personally capture Yuan Shen, imprison him in a small black prison, and torture him severely.

Countless eyes fell on Yuan Shen.

greedy.

Brutal.

Brutal.

indifferent.

All kinds of unkind gazes were like knives, scratching at Yuan Fu's body wantonly and wantonly. The gazes of many of the giant monsters seemed to have solidified. Their gazes fell on Yuan Fu. Lu Qian even noticed that Yuan Fu's skin was slightly sunken due to the gazes of these giant monsters!

"It's nothing." Yuan Fu smiled and looked at the big man with the leopard head: "How can there be such a thing in the world?"

The blood in the eyes of the leopard-headed man became more and more intense, and a strong wildness spread out from his body. The long hair with money spots all over his body moved without wind, and the sharp long hairs rubbed against each other, making a "clang" sound.

"You said no? I don't believe it!"

"Take it off yourself, take off your clothes, and let me see if you really don't have that treasure on you!" The big man with the leopard head grinned, and his smile was extremely bright.

Lord Heiyun coughed lightly and spoke: "Damn Leopard, what are you doing? Yuan Shen, but my guest, my friend, my brother... are us, my family members!"

Lord Heiyun's voice was rather weak.

Among the crowd, there was a young man who was quite handsome, somewhat suave, with a faint glow of platinum-gold flames flowing under his skin, giving the impression that he was somewhat similar to the Holy Spirit clan under Emperor Taigu. He directly connected with Mr. Heiyun's words.

"We know Lord Heiyun's loyalty."

"Heiyun Lord, this time, for the sake of brotherly loyalty, he led the heroes of Yunchaling to carry the heavenly army and destroyed millions of enemy ships in one battle... This kind of loyalty is so righteous that no one can say it. Half of them are not here."

"However, although Mr. Heiyun is very loyal, there are some people who cannot bear the loyalty of Mr. Heiyun!"

"Some people took things they shouldn't have and took them to their brothers' territory to seek refuge... To put it more harshly, this is diverting trouble to the east, and using their brothers to block the sword!"

The handsome young man sighed: "I will not tolerate such despicable methods."

In the crowd, many people nodded and made noises.

"Yes, we are not allowed to use such methods."

Lu Qian nodded secretly. He looked at the silent Mr. Heiyun and laughed crazily in his heart - come on, this black bear spirit also wants to be shameless... Well, he wants to be a bitch and also wants to build a memorial arch... …This technique is a bit rough, but for a litter of bear spirits, it’s still somewhat methodical and in place.

Let’s see how Yuan Fu responds!