JOJO: Saved Cesar at the Start!

Over the desert, Qiao Yu flapped his golden wings and held a wooden baby swaddle in his hand.

To be precise, this swaddling was empty, and the child inside was long gone!

Raising his hands to cover his eyes, Qiao Yu couldn't bear to look at the crashed plane.

Suddenly, Qiao Yu seemed to realize something, and then he looked down. The baby was falling headfirst toward the desert. If nothing else, he would have become a small tree in the desert within three seconds. Tree.

"Oh, I'm sorry! I forgot about you!"

Qiao Yu dodged and grabbed the baby's diaper just as he was about to fall into the desert.

That black face lightly hit the golden sand, making the hot little baby cry.

"Damn, Qiao Yu! I will kill you when you are dreaming, and let you die in the hands of my god of death 13, no, I will let you taste it too, this feeling of falling from the sky! I scared Laozi to death, woo Woohoo!""

Qiao Yu, however, pretended not to be in danger, raised his arms and fakely wiped the sweat from his forehead, and put the baby back in the swaddling clothes.

"Little guy, isn't it fun! Look, boys have to be a little adventurous, why don't we play again?"

Qiao Yu was about to burst out laughing, the child's 113 eyeballs seemed to pop out, the pupils could not be seen at all, and it was a state of rolling his eyes.

The two newly grown tiger teeth shone with golden light, and the baby had already scolded Qiao Yu's ancestor for the eighteenth generation in his heart.

"In order to save the uncles on the plane faster, let's hurry up, okay?"

If Qiao Yu's actions are seen by others now, they will definitely praise him as a master of taking care of children. He has such a good temper and speaks very softly.

There is even a feeling of spring breeze.

But the next moment, Qiao Yu smiled, the curvature of the corner of his mouth made the baby's heart pound.

"I'll throw you out and see if I can catch it! 35

Qiao Yu also raised his hand and scratched the baby's nose, showing a rather loving look.

The next moment, Qiao Yu grabbed the baby and threw it out like a football, the baby drew a pretty perfect parabola in the air.

"My God, I'm scared Laozi to death, are you sick, how can you do this to a baby! Qiao Yu, you are too much!"

Qiao Yu thought, "Baby, when you wake up early, you say that if you kill a dog, you will kill a dog?"

Do you know how to kill Kakyoin with a heart attack?

At this moment, an eagle flew over the desert and saw the flying baby, his eyes lit up instantly, how many days of food this is!

And the baby also seemed to see the eagle that was flying towards him, with a full two-meter wingspan, and the eagle's beak could completely pierce his stomach in an instant.

"Damn, Qiao Yu, let you play! Laozi is going to let you play dead! Woohoo, I'm going to be eaten, you crazy!

Just when the eagle was about to catch the baby, Qiao Yu instantly appeared and pulled him back.

"My little heart, Qiao Yu, if I have a heart attack! It's not over with you!"

Of course Qiao Yu won't let him have an accident now, or else Joseph and the others will really think that he is abusing the baby, of course, the most important thing is that he has not swallowed his death.

Holding the baby to the ground slowly, Qiao Yu walked to a few people who had already climbed down from the coconut tree.

"It's alright, old man, your driving skills! Really, it's hard to describe in words!

"God, you're still wise! I just threw this little guy to you, otherwise, maybe I didn't hug him and just threw it out!"9

Polnareff seemed to like this child very much, and expressed quite certainty to Qiao Yu's idea of ​​taking the initiative to hold the child just now.

However, the baby (cadc) seemed dissatisfied and began to cry.

"Yo, why are you crying?"

Polnareff's benevolent side showed again, reaching out to take the swaddle from Qiao Yu.

"Yah ah ah, I should be scared, the plane hit a coconut tree just now, and there was a lot of movement!

Jotaro has never brought any children, so he can only analyze it this way.

"Maybe he's hungry, do you want to get him something to eat, or maybe pee or pee?"

Of course, Qiao Yu wanted to cook a pot of Dianming porridge for him, but now, Qiao Yu porridge seems to be more nutritious!

"It's still early. Let's go ahead and camp for a while. Let's see if it's puffed up!"

When I opened the diaper, it turned out that there was already excrement and urine in the diaper. It seemed that only Qiao Yu understood that he was just scared!

"The little butt has to be washed, otherwise it will hurt a lot with excrement and urine! 39

As a past person, Joseph still knows a thing or two about parenting.

"Okay, don't use the drinking water, I'll come! The star swallower's water is still enough!

Everyone nodded together, this opinion is really good, let the star swallower become a faucet, wash the baby, not waste drinking water, and wash clean.

So, Qiao Yu gently held the little baby and let the star swallower start to feed him.

wow!

A splash of water rushed out suddenly, like a high-pressure water hose in the hands of a firefighter.

"Qiao Yu, control the amount of water in your star swallower, it's too strong! Use mild, warm water!

The baby was swept away by the water and cried, and cursed again Qiao Yu: "Qiao Yu, are you trying to rape me? I'm at odds with you!"

Nodding vaguely, Qiao Yu asked the star swallower to use hot water.

result.

"Qiao Yu, you will burn him like this, the baby's skin is tender! You can't do this, you are really inexperienced! Oh my god!

For an ultimate creature who can become an expert in just a few minutes of learning, how could he not know how to parent.

However, Qiao Yu still apologetically washed the baby's feces and urine.

He kept saying, "Oh, little baby, uncle didn't do it on purpose! 35

And that little baby's eyes were about to roll out, he decided that this fart revenge would have to be repaid by Qiao Yu a hundred times, or even a thousand times.

"I'll make you die so cool, Qiao Yu! I'm looking forward to the evening now! Hahahaha! 35