Journey to the West: Cultural Invasion from Comics

Little Confused Immortal: Spread your hands… I think you should ask Xiaolongnu, but if there is a peanut rice, you shouldn’t think of me, right?

The dragon roared: I asked the ugly woman…

Little Confused Fairy: And then what?

The dragon roared: And then… The face was swollen by her pinch…

There is also a photo of the cheek gang attached below, which is really swollen like a monkey’s butt.

Mu You directly returned the emoji that pounded the table and laughed.

Dragon Roar: What a laugh! Flip the table!

The evil dragon roared: I don’t care, I want to eat a late-night snack, otherwise I can’t sleep, you go and make me something to eat, just make the sweet cake from last time!

Little confused fairy: No time, I’ll talk about it tomorrow.

The dragon roared: No, I want to eat it now! @小confused仙@小confused仙@小confused仙(*99)

Little Confused Immortal: Cold sweat! I’m afraid of you.

The dragon roared: Hey, hey!

The third daughter of the Tokai family: bubbling.

The third daughter of the Tokai family: Bring me a copy too.

……

In the study, Mu You rubbed his temples a little speechlessly.

He felt that he did not hire two employees, but raised two ancestors.

Eat dessert at night, and I’m not afraid of gaining weight…

Complaining and complaining, he still went downstairs slowly and went into the kitchen to start the pot.

However.

The fridge was empty.

Nothing but half a wilted cucumber.

Mu You: …

Little Confused Immortal: @Dragon Roar @The third daughter of the Donghai family, what the hell? Pic 1.

Little Confused Immortal: What about the dish I just bought in the afternoon? With such a big box of vegetables, how come there are cucumbers left?

The third daughter of the Tokai family:?

Dragon Roar:?

Flower Kite: Boss Mu, could it be that your family also sucks?

Mu You stood in front of the refrigerator, looking at the row of small tooth marks on the cucumber, feeling messy in a gust of wind.

What kind of rat, teeth grow so neatly?

……

Early the next morning, Tang Sengzhong woke up from sleep, and the first thing he did was take out his mobile phone and open the post he made last night.

Immediately shocked to find that the number of replies to the post reached 600+, and a large number of readers behind him were urging him to update as soon as possible.

“Landlord, are you still there?”

“Wait all night, still not updated?”

“Master, it’s time to get up! The sun is basking in the ass! ”

“Please update quickly!”

“Something should happen to the mage, right?”

……

Seeing so many people urging, Tang Monk was panicked for a while, and hurriedly replied: “Wait a minute, update immediately!” ”

First calmed the reader, and then hurriedly prepared to type.

At this time, Brother Orion just came and told him to go on the road.

The Tang monk had no choice but to lead the horse and type as he walked.

No way, when he thought that there were nearly six hundred people waiting for his update on the other side of the screen, he didn’t write something, and he felt guilty in his heart.

“When I woke up this morning, I was lucky that Brother Orion sent it, and I hurriedly made some coarse noodles and burnt biscuit food, and stored it happily, and went on the road…”

As he began to update, the replies in the post suddenly came alive again.

“Finally starting to change!”

“Change while walking? Watch out for wrestling! ”

“Good work, Master!”

“Huh, caught up with the live broadcast?”

……

After the two Tang monks traveled for half a day, they saw a majestic mountain in front of them, high in the sky, and Cui Wei was precipitous.

“Elder, there are two realm mountains ahead, which are no longer the territory of the Great Tang, so I can’t send them far.”

Orion sent the Tang monk to the front of the mountain, said apologetically, and left.

The Tang monk watched the Orion walk away, bowed to him deeply, and typed on his mobile phone.

“Poor monks and even in front of the mountains of the two realms, the eastern half is under the jurisdiction of my Great Tang, and the western half is the Tatar realm. Say goodbye to the strong man, and have a heart…”

Just as he lowered his head to write the code, he suddenly heard a thunderous shout from the foot of the mountain ahead.

“Master? Could it be that the master is here! Master, Master save me…”

Sanzang was stunned for a while, such a loud voice, could it be that someone in the mountain was asking for help.

“Suddenly there was a cry of thunder at the foot of the mountain, calling for master, calling for help, not only what kind of people are trapped in the mountain, you later, wait for the poor monks to come and find out…”

After explaining in the post, the Tang monk tied up the white horse and entered the rugged mountain road alone.

The readers in the post were also curious and urged the Tang monks to find out quickly.

Sanzang came to the foot of the mountain, looked up, and saw a monkey under the cliff in front of him, showing his head, stretching out his hand, beckoning desperately, and laughing: “Master, why are you here at this time?” Well done! Well done! Quickly save me out, Lao Sun Bao, you go to the West Heaven!” ”

Tang Monk looked at the monkey head in front of him in shock, did not dare to approach immediately, but lowered his head and typed on his mobile phone: “Qiye, there is a monkey head under this mountain, with a sharp mouth and shrunken cheeks, golden eyes and fire eyes.” There was moss on my head, grass on my sideburns, and I was very embarrassed, but I was spitting out words, calling me a teacher, and saying that I would protect the poor monks to go to the Western Heavens…”

The comments in the post have exploded.

“Monkeys pressed down the mountain? Can still talk? ”

“Really fake, the landlord won’t be making up stories, right?”

“Talking monkey, I only recognize one, and that is Sun Wukong!”

“Landlord, quickly ask him if he is Sun Wukong!”

“I don’t believe it unless you take a picture of me!”

……

Looking at the many skeptical remarks in the post, Tang Monk Amitabha Buddha said, stepped forward, and asked: “Divine monkey, who is your last name?” How did you know that the poor monk was going to the Western Heaven to obtain scriptures? ”

Sun Wukong immediately said: “Old Sun’s name is Sun Wukong, it is the Qi Tian Great Sage who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and he was suppressed here by the Buddha only because he committed the crime of accusation. Before, I had the bodhisattva’s guidance to wait for the Eastern Land to find the sutra seeker again. He also asked Master to go to the top of the mountain, remove the Buddha Thesis, and save me from escape. I want to make sure you learn from the scriptures and be an apprentice with you!” ”

Sanzang was overjoyed when he heard this, since it was the bodhisattva’s guidance, there would definitely be no fake.

When he was ready to go up the mountain to unveil it, but then remembered something, walked back to Sun Wukong, squatted, raised his mobile phone, and leaned his head together.

With a click, he took a selfie for the two.

This operation made Sun Wukong stunned: “It turns out that Master also has a mobile phone, okay, Master Express on ID, Lao Sun plus your friend!” ”

“The poor monk’s name is ‘Great Tang Scripture Collector’, you can find it by searching for it.”

The Tang monk said, then posted the photo to the post, and typed: “There is a picture to prove it, this divine monkey is named Wukong, and he has been taught by the bodhisattva, and he is willing to enter the Shamen and go to the Western Heaven with the poor monk!” ”

The photo of one person and one monkey appeared in the forum, which instantly set off a wave of horror in the forum.

“I’m going, it’s really a monkey!”

“Oh my God, I thought Goku was made up by the treasurer, but I didn’t expect that there was really Goku!”

“Where are the Two Realms Mountains? I want to go see the monkeys. ”

“Ditto, want to go.”

“The Monkey Sightseeing Team is in a group! If you want to go, add my friends to sign up, and pay for your own expenses! ”