Journey to the West: I am invincible after being beaten by a group of people

Tang Seng, who was running desperately on the side, heard the shouts from behind, buried his head, and ran faster, thinking:

[Nima, if Lao Tzu listens to you, then he will be called a fool;] [

Since childhood, mother... Well, the host told me that as long as I run fast enough, jackals, tigers and leopards can't catch up with me, it seems that Lao Tzu's more than ten years of practice is really not in vain!]

Sun Wukong immediately said to Wangcai beside him

: "Wangcai, you catch this tiger first, if the monk's horse is still there, we will eat the whole tiger feast, if the horse is gone, use it as a mount! I'll catch the monk~

" Wangcai said:

"Okay, monkey, you go, be careful!"

Sun Wukong asked in surprise: "Why do you tell me to be careful, and are you worried that something will happen to me?"

Wangcai Dan said fixedly

: "No, I'm telling you to be careful, don't kill that monk

~" Sun Wukong:

"......"

[sloppy~].

When Sun Wukong came to Tang Seng in front of him, Tang Seng saw that Sun Wukong was blocking the road in front of him, and immediately made a handsome drift, making a rapid 90-degree turn;

Tang Seng also shouted

in his mouth: "Help, there are monsters who want to eat monks~"

Sun Wukong's forehead, several big 'well' words directly appeared~ Sun Wukong

said in his heart:

[ If it weren't for my grandson being afraid of a little force, you would be scrapped, see if my grandson doesn't ask you to taste it, a bag of rice will resist the taste of several floors!]

Sun Wukong was about to continue chasing, but his eyes rolled, and he instantly had an idea...

When Tang Seng ran out of five kilometers, Sun Wukong suddenly appeared a hundred meters in front of Tang Seng's eyes, grinning and laughing

: "Hehe, little monk, you run, the more you run, the more excited I am

~" Sure enough, although Tang Seng was tired, he still drifted and continued to run;

five kilometers later, Sun Wukong appeared in front of Tang Seng again:

"Little monk, come on, you can almost run past me~".

Tang Seng: "......" [This monkey demon, don't talk about martial arts~]

The helpless Tang Seng, even though he was exhausted, still chose to turn and run....

After another five kilometers, Sun Wukong smiled and said

: "Monk, is it okay? If it doesn't work, can we go back to take a bath?"

When Tang Seng heard this, he still had it:

[Nima, you monster, taking a bath is going to cook me, besides, man, how can you say no? Even if I am a monk, I just don't need it, it's not not okay! Hmph!!

]. Even if Tang Seng's running at this time was already turtle speed, it was still a turn without losing grace, and then, he began to stand upside down... Run....

Sun Wukong: "......" [Nima, it's really sloppy, who knows this Tang Seng, and this unique skill, it seems that on the way to the west, the little demon wants to catch him, it's not so easy~]

After Tang Seng ran upside down for ten kilometers, he couldn't even use his limbs together, and Sun Wukong appeared and said

: "Are you still running?"

Tang Seng asked curtly:

"Then are you still chasing?".

Sun Wukong thought for a while

and said: "If you still run, I will chase!" Tang Seng was also silent for a while

, and said: "If you still chase, I will still run!" Sun Wukong said suspiciously

: "Why do you want to run?" Tang Seng also asked suspiciously

: "Why do you want to chase?"

Sun Wukong sorted out his thoughts and said:

"Because you

ran, therefore

, I

chased it!"

Tang Seng also thought about it and replied:

"Because you are chasing, that's why I ran

!" "Then you, are you still running?" "I want to run, but I can't seem to run anymore!"

"Then what are you going to do?" "Well, I think it's better for me to shout for help

!" "Then

you shout, I don't know, after you shouted your throat, will anyone dare to come to save you!"

Since you've said so, no one should be here, forget it, are you ready for

wine?" "Eh, why do you need to prepare wine

?" "Don't you want to treat me as a snack

?" "I'm a monkey, and under normal circumstances

, I'm a vegetarian!" "Oh, I understand, but I'm going to tell you a secret!"

Sun Wukong asked curiously,

"What secret?"

Tang Seng also let go, came to Sun Wukong's ear, and whispered

: "It seems that if you eat the meat of a poor monk, you can live forever!"

Sun Wukong: "......" [This Tang Seng is a fool!]

Sun Wukong took two breaths, stared at Tang

Seng and said: "Have you ever told others this?"

Tang Seng thought about it carefully and said:

"

There should be no more, when I was in Shuangjialing, I told a tiger spirit, but that tiger spirit was killed by an old man in the sky!"

Sun Wukong took a deep breath again and said

: "Then why do you want to tell me

?" Tang Seng said as a matter of course

: "Didn't I say it, I'm going to tell you a secret?"

Sun Wukong: "......

" Nima, a Buddhist person, you are rough, are you sure, this is the person who learns the scriptures? Isn't he a fool?]

Tang Seng saw that Sun Wukong didn't speak, and asked, "Now, can I go

?" Sun Wukong couldn't keep up with Tang Seng's brain circuit, and

said: "Where are you going?"

Tang Seng said in surprise:

"Didn't you say that you are a monkey and you are a vegetarian?".

Sun Wukong didn't react at once

, and said in a daze: "Monkeys are actually omnivores, and they occasionally eat meat~

" Tang Seng nodded and said: "Then you mean, I may have to continue running?" Sun Wukong was completely taken into the ditch by Tang Seng, and thought about it

: "I guess, you have to keep running!"

Tang Seng said not too deadly:

"Then

will you continue to chase?"

Sun Wukong said as a matter of

course: "As long as you run, of course I will chase you~

" Tang Seng said in surprise

: "Are you going to

eat me?" Sun Wukong asked puzzledly:

"Why should I eat

you?" "Eat me, you can live forever!"

"I am already immortal, why do I eat you?"

Then why are you chasing me

?" "If you run, I'm not going

to chase you?" Seeing the words of the two of them, Guanyin, who was invisible on the side, couldn't help but appear

, and said to Tang Seng: "Sanzang, don't run away, this is the Monkey King, it's here to protect you, if you don't run, the Great Sage won't chase you!"

Tang Seng: "...... I

said, Bodhisattva, can you come out earlier?" Guanyin

: "......" [I especially want to come out early, the problem is, your brain circuit, I have just sorted it out!]

At this time, Sun Wukong seemed to have just woken up from a dream, and immediately shouted

: "Okay, you Tang Seng, I am here to protect you, you actually think I am here to eat you? I told you, monkeys are generally vegetarians!"

Tang Seng also said:

"You said it, it's a general vegetarian, what if you want to eat meat today?"

Sun Wukong: "......"

[Monk, what you said is so reasonable, I was speechless!].