Actually, Zhen Yuanzi really didn't have the idea of pit
Rulai; instead, Zhen Yuanzi saw Haotian and sent a peach of Renshui, if he Zhen Yuanzi was still stingy, then he wouldn't be laughed at?
Another hour later, Rulai saw that the sick Burning Lamp had returned;
Rulai was silent, stretched out his hand towards the Burning Lamp, and the Burning Lamp was very interesting, so he returned the two saint treasures to Rulai;
This time, Rulai is not as arrogant as the last time, but he said weakly
: "Let, can you be lighter?"
and Hongmeng Liu'er on the opposite side roared:
"Fatty, eat
my grandson!" The first stick, if you take three steps back; "Hey, fatty, you really have some ability, then take my grandson again!" "
The second stick, if you vomit blood and fly upside down~
everyone:" ...... "
[Cut, always acting like this, is it interesting? The first stick is only three steps back, and your second stick is only three or five steps at most, what does it mean for you to vomit blood and fly backwards? When we are all mentally retarded and stupid?]
Rulai: "......"
[Heaven and earth conscience, I'm really not acting, I'm really beaten and vomiting blood, why, none of you have pity on me?].
When the next monkey came on the field, Rulai was very desperate, looking at Huang Zhongli sent by the Queen Mother of the West;
Then, Rulai was accustomed to looking at the five pine needles sent by Guang Chengzi, and after eating, he vomited blood very definitely, and confessed~
At this time, only the last monkey remained, that is, the six-eared macaque in the Journey to the West, the real undercover agent prepared by their Buddhism!
Fatty
, it's my turn!" Rulai: "......" [Dead monkey, I'm afraid you don't know how many pounds and taels you have!
] Liu'er: "......"
[I said, this is really not what I said, do you believe it or not?]
Then, Liu'er's body raised the stick uncontrollably, but Liu'er's mouth wanted to shout: 'Don't, I don't want it'!
But after the words came out of Liu'er's mouth, they became
: "Fatty, eat my old grandson's stick
~" Hongmeng Sun Wukong and other four monkeys on the side glanced at each other, and said
: "Hehe, let's take this monkey away, after all, it is us who pit him, otherwise, he will be miserable~
" Rulai sneered:
"Hmph, a Da Luo Jinxian monkey whose potential has been exhausted, and he also wants to learn from them?
Then, the sticks collided
; Rulai: "Nani?"
Obviously, Rulai guessed the beginning, but never guessed the ending
; there is no doubt that Rulai once again suffered a heavy physical and mental blow, with tears in his heart, blood spitting in his mouth, and flying upside down~
This stick of the six-eared macaque, in the eyes of the audience, is the power of the perfection of Da Luo Jinxian;
Moreover, the details of the six-eared macaque have been seen by many great powers present
; it's just that Rulai's acting skills are really spicy;
the audience directly said:
", Rulai, you call it acting? Are you really all fools?"
Everyone thought that this 'farce' should end, but Sun Wukong disagreed, Maitreya calculated his affairs, he hadn't calculated yet?
I saw that Sun Wukong yelled:
"Maitreya, you instructed your boy Huangmei to go to my Huaguo Mountain to make trouble, slaughter my monkey monkey grandson, and give my old grandson a life!"
This is not to play with the life
of a monkey!" And Maitreya's brain was caught by the door
, and he really thought that he was just acting for everyone to see, thinking that all of this was in the hands of Buddhism, so he looked at Sun Wukong with disdain
, and said: "Evil animal, this Buddha killed you monkey, that is to look up to you!"
Rulai said in his heart:
[Nima, this brain is dead, this is really suffering!].
Sure enough, Sun Wukong was furious and shouted:
"Dead fatty, give me death!" After
roaring, Sun Wukong lifted the stick and used all his mana, that is, a stick smashed towards Maitreya; Maitreya
is only the cultivation of the quasi-saint at this time, and there is no treasure in his hand that can be handled;
Moreover, he is still holding the innate treasure golden hoop stick, this stick is smashed over, as long as it is smashed, Maitreya will be seriously injured if he does not die!
And Maitreya himself, as if he is still living in the halo of a saint's disciple, thinks that Sun Wukong will never dare to really smash himself, so Maitreya scolded:
"Ah, evil obstacle, you still dare to commit murder? Today, this Buddha, spare you... Ah!
" Obviously, when Maitreya was still being blinded, Sun Wukong's stick had already smashed into Maitreya's body; fortunately, Maitreya leaned to the side at a critical time, and Sun Wukong's stick only smashed on
Maitreya's shoulder, not on the brain; but even so, half of Maitreya's body had been smashed into flesh;
at this time, Maitreya was afraid, really afraid, and immediately shouted:"
" Monkey, I am
a saint disciple, how dare you, how dare you?" Sun Wukong yelled:
"Get out of your saint disciple, eat Lao Sun's stick again!"
Well, no, it should be four monkeys, plus a monkey who was forced to do business, stepped forward to block everyone, and said
: "It's a heads-up over there, no one is allowed to go up!, otherwise, you can't get along with us
~" And the rest of the audience seemed to react at this time: "These five monkeys don't seem to be arranged by Buddhism~
" At this time, Rulai shouted to the audience:
" Please also help me Buddhism, in the coming day, I Buddhism, I will be grateful!
" The first to speak was
Haotian, only to see Haotian said: "Buddha, this matter is easy to say, but just now Yaochi asked me to go home for dinner, and when I am full, I will come to help Buddhism!"
"Rulai:" ...... "
[Okay, you Haotian, am I really a fool?]
Zhen Yuanzi and others are not stupid, so Zhen Yuanzi continued:
"Buddha, my family's ginseng fruit tree is going to be watered
, I will go back to water it first, and I will come later!" Queen Mother of the West: "Aha, I came here in the past few days, my stomach hurts, I will go home first and drink hot water
~" Kunpeng: "Ah~ what, Aunt Eighty-one is going to give birth to a little Kunpeng? I'll come back, I'll come back~;".
"Buddha, I originally wanted to help you, but my eighty-one aunt gave birth and had to go back
~" Styx: "Buddha, I left the guy who was eating in the house, I'll go home and pick it up first~"
......
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