Journey To The West Is Going Nine To Five At Heaven Court

Chu Hao looked at the stone platform under the seat of Buddha Tathagata with contempt.

"Isn't hemorrhoids growing on the stone platform for so long?"

Tathagata Buddha was originally very majestic, and his dignity [stern], but he was pricked in the sad by Chu Hao's sentence!

Tathagata Buddha is crying in his heart, hitting people without slapping people, cursing people without revealing shortcomings!

You [啊['s grabbed my Ninth-Rank Golden Lotus, let me sit on the stone platform for so many years.

If it weren't for my harder parts, ten of these hemorrhoids would have exploded!

Buddha Tathagata took a deep breath, implying that he could not lose in his aura, and said loudly:

"Bold Hell God, see me Tathagata, dare to be so rude?"

Chu Hao tilted his head, but sneered:

"How about being rude? Do you use your fearless seal to hit me?"

"No, you broke a piece of your finger, your fearless mark is so ugly."

Tathagata Buddha was again stabbed in the center by Chu Hao in pain.

Almost, Tathagata cried out on the spot!

Bullying!

Hey, don't talk about morality!

Hit people without slapping their faces, and curse people without revealing shortcomings.

Ah ['s exit stabbed all of my two most uncomfortable points!

I just came out on the stage, give me some Face. I was bullied and cried when I first appeared on the stage. How will I live after this!

The Buddha felt bitter, but the Buddha did not cry.

Why do you think the Buddha's knot is fearlessly printed?

That's because of fear!

Tathagata Buddha has been telling himself: Chu Hao is not scary, don't be afraid, don't be afraid...

Poor Buddha Tathagata was bullied by Chu Hao to the point that he was already psychologically overshadowed.

And the three big men next to him had a temper.

Guanyin Bodhisattva jumped out, angrily pointed Chu Hao and shouted:

"Naughty animal, Buddha face to face, how dare you talk like this!"

Chu Hao grinned suddenly.

"You have a mole on your leg, waist down..."

Immediately, Manjusri Bodhisattva's face turned green, and the green turned red!

Chu Hao looked at the other two Bodhisattva who were hesitant to speak, and grinned.

"You used to like white and blue. I will give you one more set in the future."

Immediately, the faces of Manjusri and Fuxian turned green.

In an instant, Chu Hao trampled the arrogant Tathagata and the three great men on the ground with a few words, without mercy.

Buddha Tathagata took a deep breath, he already had a way to deal with Chu Hao!

That is.

Tolerate!

Buddha Tathagata pretended that nothing happened just now, with a very thick skin, looking at Chu Hao coldly,

"The Three Realms law enforcement prison god, you are for no reason, why did you appear in the underworld and stop me from the Western Heaven's Three Great Scholars of the Tang King?!"

"You hide your evil heart, and travel westward in chaos...!"

The Buddha Tathagata righteously sternly accused Chu Hao.

But Chu Hao suddenly shouted, "Don't talk for now!"

"Oh, good." Buddha Tathagata closed his mouth naturally, and took back what he had just accused Chu Hao about.

Chu Hao was a little lost.

[Congratulations, master, your perverted desires are earth-shaking, forcing the Buddha to visit! 】

[Reward: Ignore all the conditions and get directly promoted to the Realm of Da Luo Jinxian! 】

Immediately, a warm current surged through Chu Hao.

In the next second, Chu Hao's Realm shackles broke open.

Da Luo Jinxian is complete!

[Congratulations to the host for reaching the Realm of Daluo Jinxian, the system is being updated, please wait]

【System update successfully】

【Chu Hao】

[Realm: Daluo Jinxian completes (a half-step away from the quasi-sage, there is still 800,000 strands of aspirations and virtues)]

【Cultivation Technique: Nine Cycles Pangu True Body Finale (Fifth Turn)】

【Magic Treasures:

Heavenly Dao Treasure: Killing the God Spear (Heavenly Dao Killing the Treasure)

Ten third rank merit golden lotus (ten top Xiantian Lingbao);

Zhanxianzhu Shen Baodao (extreme Xiantian Lingbao), Qibao Miaoshu (extreme Xiantian Lingbao);

Xiantian Lingbao: Fantianyin (Gift Small Dome), Duo Pagoda, Lingxiu Piaoyi (Gift Neon Clothes), Qingyun Golden Lantern, Nine-Nine Red Cloud Calabash, Killing Wolf Three-Star Bracelet, Douriluo Net;

Merit Magic Treasures: Shennong Ding (super enhanced version of Merit Treasure), Xuanyuan Sword, Jiuzhou Ding (Gongde Lingbao);

Houtian Treasure: Thirty-three Days Golden Linglong Tower (by Nezha), Demon Emperor Sword, Holy Spirit Cloak, Nuwa Blood Jade, Blood Eye Sword;

Houtian Lingbao: Flying Smoke Sword]

[Spell magic power: Seventy-two changes of earth evil (all), rainbow transformation, eight [nine profound arts, Buddha kingdom in the palm, heaven and earth, Vajra is not bad, pushing mountains and filling the sea, mastering five thunders, infinite ice, Void Wind, Chaos God Thunder]

Chu Hao raised his brows, indeed a little puzzled.

I haven't started my perverted desires yet, how can the system determine that the task is complete?

Did the mission end before it started?

Chu Hao suddenly understood.

Could it be that the system actually took the appetizers just now as a task?

Chu Hao shook his head, why is this system so simple?

But it doesn't matter.

This saves the plot of Chu Hao revealing his true self, so that Chu Hao's personal settings will not collapse.

Chu Hao is still thinking that he should have received merits before. This should have been a half-step promotion of a million merits to the quasi-sage, just because he received two hundred thousand merits that time.

However, Chu Hao is a little puzzled, where does this merit go?

But at this moment, Chu Hao saw Buddha Tathagata who was waiting for a long time with his mouth shut.

Only then did Chu Hao remember that he had been hanging Buddha Tathagata here for a long time.

"Ahahaha, sorry for keeping you waiting."

Chu Hao smiled awkwardly and looked back at Buddha Tathagata.

Buddha Tathagata's face turned dark, he just shut up after being scolded by Chu Hao, and has been obediently shut up till now.

Now I realized that I was so dignified that I was a Tathagata Buddha, why should I be afraid of him? ! !

Buddha Tathagata was extremely angry and continued to scold:

"The Three Realms law enforcement jail god, you are concealing evil intentions and wanting to travel to the west, what should be the crime!"

Chu Hao waved his hand, but sneered:

"Don't you say that I forgot to ask the teacher, you are so courageous, you dare to kill the king of Tang privately, and seduce the soul of the king to the underworld!"

"This matter has already deviated from the agreement with my Heaven Court, you have caused an issue, an important event!"

Tathagata Buddha was furious,

"How is it possible, we have a book of life and death, we are justified and evidenced, ecstatic King Tang! Take the book of life and death!"

Just this time.

The treasure goddess dressed up as the dancing goddess rushed over and shouted:

"Buddha Tathagata, Tang Wang needs to have a life and death book, otherwise the procedures are not complete. Give me a life and death book!"

The Buddha Tathagata had a dumb face, and the eyes of the treasure goddess were facing each other, and they were dumbfounded.

Goddess of Treasure: "Buddha, quickly give me a life and death book, otherwise, how can King Tang return the Yang?"

Buddha Tathagata: "I want you to give it to me!"

Treasure Goddess: "If you don't give me a book of life and death, how can I give you a book of life and death?"

Buddha Tathagata: "I have a book of life and death, how much nonsense I will use here to talk to you?"

Treasure Goddess: "..."

Buddha Tathagata: "..."

Goddess of Treasure and Buddha Tathagata fell into silence at the same time.

And Chu Hao next to him smiled slightly.

"Come on, I'll show you a big baby!"

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