Ye Yifeng's professional is like a minority minority, and his understanding of barbecue is called a profession.
But when Xiaolong heard his words, it was a thunderbolt from the sky.
He had only one thought in his heart, Ye Yifeng even eats my
bones! Eating people without spitting out bones!
At that moment, he was frightened by Ye Yifeng and fainted to death.
"you, this scares you out, your psychological quality is too bad, isn't it!"
Ye Yifeng looked at the fainting little dragon, complained, and took him into the inner world.
"Congratulations to the workers, the work task has been completed, and the supernatural power has been obtained: Nine Heavens Divine Thunder!" The
voice of the system sounded in Ye Yifeng's mind.
"That's it!Find a place to barbecue!"
After loading it and getting the work reward, Ye Yifeng decided to find a place with a beautiful environment to barbecue.
Vacation, isn't it just about eating and drinking?
However, just when he wanted to leave, he was cut off by a middle-aged man.
"Stop!" the visitor was very unkind.
"Are you talking to me?"
Ye Yifeng had delusional eyes, and he could see the identity of the person at a glance.
This person is none other than the Dragon King of the West Sea.
Anyone who has read Journey to the West knows that the Dragon King of Weihe and the Dragon King of the West Sea are related.
"Let the people go!" Then, apologize for their crimes!"
"Ah, what are you talking about?" Ye Yifeng was shocked.
Nima, he had never seen such an arrogant person.
A small Dragon King of the West Sea, a dish on the Heavenly Court's dining table, dared to talk to him, the Three Realms Judicial Heavenly God.
Even if you fucking look for death, you can't look for it like this, can you?
, however, the Dragon King of the West Sea doesn't think so.
"The old man asked you to apologize for your crimes, don't force the old man to make a move!" "
Brother, are you still stupid after drinking fake wine?" Don't you know me? Take a good look at who I am, are you sure you are telling me this?"
Ye Yifeng didn't believe that the Dragon King of the West Sea didn't know him.
"Old man doesn't care who you are, kill my nephew, you have to die
!" "I'll go!" Lao Tzu always thought he was very famous, but it turned out that this was not the case, Lao Tzu was narcissistic! This Nima!"
To be honest, Ye Yifeng was very shocked.
But he still didn't believe it, and the Dragon King of the Western Sea didn't know him.
Mortals know his great name as the god of justice, can the Dragon King of the West Sea not know?"
"Okay! I like to pretend, right! Then Lao Tzu is not welcome!"
Ye Yifeng decided to teach this old thing a lesson.
Do you dare to know the workers?
You are discriminating! You have to pay a price!
In fact, Ye Yifeng can also think that the Dragon King of the West Sea has colluded with the West and wants to hug the thighs of the West, otherwise he would not have given his son to the scripture learner as a mount.
In order to pat the ass, hug the thighs, and don't even want the face.
It's just that Ye Yifeng saved the Jinghe Dragon King and accepted the little white dragon, which indirectly ruined his plan, and it is strange that the Dragon King of the West Sea does not hate him.
"The old man asks you again, do you do it yourself, or do the old man take your dog's life
!" "Take your paralysis! Get out, otherwise Lao Tzu will roast you together!"
Ye Yifeng scolded regardless of his image.
"Uh......"
The Dragon King of the West Sea didn't expect that Ye Yifeng's quality was so low, and he was still scolding!
For a while, he didn't react, and was scolded by Ye Yifeng.
It's not just him.
The people below were even more stunned.
"This ...... Immortals also scold?
" "Are you paralyzed?" "Mom, what a meaningful intention!" "
It's so awesome!" "It's so imposing!" "It's
so handsome! The judicial gods scold people so good-looking, people like it so much!"
"Fuck, Lao Tzu's glorious image is ruined like this! Your uncle's!"
The mortal said, Ye Yifeng's old face turned red, thinking that his heroic image was stained.
"You're looking for death!" Although the Dragon King of the West Sea didn't know what you meant by being paralyzed, he was sure that it was definitely not a good word.
The Dragon King of the West Sea was extremely arrogant, and he didn't take Ye Yifeng in his eyes at all.
"Damn, do you think that with the support
of the West, no one will dare to do anything to you!" The Dragon King of the West Sea was furious, and shouted angrily: "Bastard, a little mortal, he dares to slaughter the Dragon God, he deserves death
!" "I'll go! You can really act!Okay, since you want to act, this seat will cooperate with you!"
Ye Yifeng was speechless.
"Bastard, you dare to despise this king, suffer death!" As
the Dragon King of the West Sea spoke, he shot out a water knife and attacked Ye Yifeng.
"Say you're amazing, you're really gasping, poor baby, you don't even know if you're being used
!" "Okay, I'll do good deeds today, educate and educate you for your father, so that you don't forget who your ancestors are, and there is only one way to die for a dog who worships foreign people!"
Ye Yifeng's movements were simple and rude, and with a snap, he slapped the Dragon King of the West Sea in the face.
"Let you betray your ancestors!" Another
slap! "This slap, this seat will slap you to worship the foreign!" "Slap!" "This slap will slap you shamelessly
!" "This slap
will
slap you as a totem of the human race, but you will not bless the human race and be a lackey for the West!"
This slap, there is no reason, Lao Tzu wants to slap you!" Ye
Yifeng is addicted, unreasonable, and completely looks like Lao Tzu educating a rebellious son.
The Dragon King of the West Sea was stunned on the spot, and he didn't react at all.
Ye Yifeng's big slap made the corners of his mouth bleed, and the dragon's teeth were broken.
"Damn! You have bad breath! Don't you old thing have bad teeth!" Ye
Yifeng looked at the few broken teeth in his hand with a look of disgust.
He was having fun, but the whole scene was completely stunned.
Everyone couldn't believe the scene in front of them, and their eyes were about to pop out.
In the eyes of the human race, the dragon is their totem, a symbol of the highest honor and the highest power.
In the mortal world, the dragon represents the imperial power, and only the royal objects and clothes can have dragon motifs.
If others dare to use something with a dragon pattern, they will be beheaded.
But now, what did they see?
A dragon, or the dragon king, was slapped and slapped with a big mouth!
After a long time, the Dragon King of the West Sea reacted, and he was immediately furious and roared again and again.
"Ah!! little beast, you dare to humiliate this king! This king wants you to live, you can't die!"
What kind of existence is the Dragon King of the West Sea, in the mortal world, it can be regarded as supreme.
He has always slapped other people's mouths, but now, he has been slapped in front of the shrimp soldiers and crab generals and countless mortals!
After all, at an old age, this pain is still bearable.
But he can't be ashamed... Oh no, you can't lose the dragon!
This face, that's definitely more important than anything else.
This is absolutely a sea of blood feud that cannot be washed away.
The Dragon King of the West Sea, who was angry, didn't think about anything anymore.
He didn't even want to, Ye Yifeng whipped him just now, how could he not even have the ability to resist at all.
He forgot everything, and just thought about rushing up to kill Ye Yifeng and wash away his shame.
Ye Yifeng looked at the Dragon King of the West Sea who was like a shrew, and couldn't help but laugh.
"Nima, it turns out that dragons are the same as people, and when you are in a hurry, you will only make three major moves, scratching, and digging
!" "However, your courage is really commendable, but I'm curious, how did you become a dragon king with this IQ?" "Yes
, Lao Tzu is a good person today, and I will improve your IQ for this old thing!"
While speaking, the Dragon King of the West Sea had already arrived in front of Ye Yifeng.
Ye Yifeng was not a parent who was used to children, and kicked the stomach of the Dragon King of the West Sea.
The Dragon King of the West Sea was directly kicked away by him, falling from the cloud head to the ground, holding his stomach and humming.
This kick was absolutely shocking, looking at the mortals below, the blood was boiling.
Their protector god, the god of justice, was awesome, and they were naturally excited.
"It turns out that
this is the power of the gods...... "Such a big dragon was actually kicked away by the gods, this is too unreal
!" "Awesome, too awesome!" "
No! I want to go back and hire a painter to draw this scene, and name it the judicial god kicking the dragon king's little belly!"
After seeing Ye Yifeng's simple and rough strength, the people of Weishui City fell into a crazy worship.
However, Ye Yifeng had no intention of stopping.
He slowly walked up to the Dragon King of the West Sea, who had revealed his true form.
I saw him bend over, transform into a huge hand, pinch the tail of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and shake it up like a whip.
For a moment, the whole world could hear the sound of Ye Yifeng whipping and snapping.
"Fuck, it's
enjoyable!" "It's said that the four major public hazards of the new century, square dancing, rampage troupes, whip throwing, and spinning tops
!" "Now I know why those old men got up early in the morning to throw whips despite being dug up by others
!" "This is not a fucking exercise, but this thing is absolutely enjoyable to shake!"
Ye Yifeng felt that he was a little superior, and he carried the Dragon King of the West Sea and threw out new tricks.
The dragon body of the Dragon King of the West Sea was hundreds of zhang long, and in his hand, it was like an elongated whip.
At this time, the Dragon King of the West Sea finally knew how wrong he was.
At the same time, he also hated those bodhisattvas and Buddhas in the West in his heart.
At that time, those Buddhas and Bodhisattvas told him that Ye Yifeng was an immortal who was not a fart, and he didn't have a single hair of cultivation, so he was so arrogant because he was soaked in the daughter of the Jade Emperor.
Therefore, the West asked him to teach Ye Yifeng a good lesson, it is best to kill him, no matter what happens in the end, they will bear it.
When the Dragon King of the West Sea heard this, he was happy, and he thought that the Buddha was not a deceitful person, after all, they themselves said that monks do not lie.
But now, Ye Yifeng taught him a good lesson and made him understand a truth.
Monks don't lie, this sentence is the biggest lie!
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