Journey to the Wizarding World of Hogwarts

"Okay, my dear students! This is the last time I teach you!" Professor Lockhart's face glowed red, exuding the light of a successful person. "Don't be sad, don't be disappointed, my works will still accompany you. I will cherish every second of your future! Don’t forget me just because I don’t teach you anymore!”

"Of course, it may be a bit difficult to send me a letter like before." He spread his hands with a look of helplessness on his face, "As you know, Professor Trelawney is a respectable master of divination. No small movement can escape her third eye."

As he spoke, he lowered his voice, as if he was whispering, "Including my small treasury and the reminder letters from fans and publishers."

The little wizards burst into laughter.

"So, I can only use some small means to hide the traces. Don't blame your owls, they have tried their best! But we need a little private space." He made a little gesture, "We may go to the mountains Watch the sunrise, and maybe go fishing for sharks on the sea. There are a lot of beautiful scenery waiting for us to enjoy together, a lot of dangerous places waiting for us to climb, and a lot of delicious food waiting for us to enjoy.”

The little wizards all showed longing expressions.

I really want to travel during the summer vacation! ! !

"As you know, I have reached middle age and want to have a small family... Of course, I take good care of myself, so they all think I am only 25 years old now!" He said with a proud smile, "I can only take care of myself. The maintenance techniques tell me true fans, ah, Miss Granger, you will get a copy of my secret youth potion, may you always be so beautiful."

Hermione covered her mouth happily, and the other witches cast envious glances.

"In short, when love comes, even people like me who regard adventure as life have to stop." As he said, he raised his eyebrows, "I'm sorry, classmates, your future divination class I’m taking the teacher away, don’t worry, she will come back to meet you before school starts, but during the holidays, she is my goddess.”

After saying that, Professor Lockhart smiled like a fool.

Robert was stunned when he found out.

When did you get involved with Professor Trelawney?

There are no signs at all, right?

Not only Robert was confused, but in fact everyone in the school was a little confused.

"Well, although your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher said that I am an old guy who likes to use psychedelic magic to connect his students, I really didn't retaliate against him!" Professor Flitwick said, smash it. He said, "No, I have to change into a new outfit starting next school year. Damn it, our generation obviously liked old scholars like me, why do young people today like young and handsome uncles! This is absolutely not allowed, as Huo I must take responsibility for Gwartz’s good looks..."

The Charms professor has gone crazy, take him away.

Professor Snape stared at a pair of dead fish eyes and said expressionlessly, "Do you think the potions we have configured recently are too simple, and you want to get some advanced potions as this year's final exam questions? Love potions? Are you here? What a joke, that damn braggart is a humanoid self-propelled love potion!"

"What?! Use your brains, which are about the same size as those of a troll, to think about it, how could I possibly need a love potion..." Professor Snape was furious and began to talk about the shortcomings of the love potion in the textbook.

Great, another crazy one.

Professor Sprout held a large pot of mandrake and looked at the little wizards in astonishment, "What? Herbs that make people fall in love with other people? Well, although there is such a thing, you should know about it. , that kind of thing has a strong stimulation on the human spirit, and can even make people comatose, and the timeliness is very low..."

Professor Sprout's small class started, and all the little wizards who asked questions were arrested to make dragon manure.

The smelly little wizards looked at Professor Binns and felt that discussing things like love with a ghost would be too hurtful to the ghost, so they targeted Professor McGonagall...

Well, this is really a good move.

Professor McGonagall's relationship history is a bit tortuous. At first, she fell in love with a Muggle, but eventually gave up the marriage for magic and went to work at the Ministry of Magic, where she met her boss, Elphinstone. Ercott, after a series of stories, the two finally entered the marriage hall.

However, the good times did not last long. The wizard who loved Professor McGonagall was eventually bitten by a poisonous tentacle and unfortunately passed away. From then on, Professor McGonagall devoted all his energy to work to calm the pain in his heart.

Speaking of which, Professor McGonagall’s first love was actually killed by a Death Eater.

Therefore, when a large number of young wizards are starting to fall in love, there are still people asking Professor McGonagall whether there is any transformation technique that can increase the chance of confession, which is no less than stabbing a knife into Professor McGonagall's already broken heart. …

Um... By the way, these days, there have been a lot of ferrets hanging outside the Transfiguration classroom in the castle, waiting to dry.

Is it some weird ritual?

For example, if you sacrifice an entire corridor of ferrets, you will gain good luck in the following days?

Robert, who didn't dare to think or ask, lowered his head and pretended not to see Derek the Weasel's pleading look. He obediently handed in his homework and returned to sit behind the desk.

Just kidding, who dares to get in trouble with the angry Professor McGonagall?

Didn’t you see that Principal Dumbledore didn’t dare to show his face for almost a week?

Even Professor Snape tidied his hair carefully, for fear of being scolded by Professor McGonagall because his hair was too greasy.

It is estimated that he prepared his own shampoo, which also has its own floral fragrance, and is more effective than the wizard shampoo on the market.

The originally greasy long hair has returned to freshness and softness, and can even be customized with curly or straight hair. However, the formula may be immature. The next day in Potions class, Professor Snape had a stinky face and an explosion on his head. Shi Honghair appeared in front of everyone.

...That's a bit exaggerated, Professor Snape.

Imagine that Professor Snape, who has long, straight black hair, turns into a hot red pepper. It is indeed very funny.

In short, with Professor Lockhart and Professor Trelawney coming together, the little wizards can basically eat dog food every day.

Professor Lockhart is a person who likes to live in the spotlight. Professor Trelawney also yearns for this kind of life in her heart, and she is also proficient in divination.

So, basically, the two of them would always appear in places with a lot of students or teachers, handing out dog food.

For a moment, Hogwarts Castle exuded atmospheres such as "Please get married quickly!" "My titanium alloy dog ​​eyes are going to be upgraded!" "I really don't want to eat lemons anymore!"