Journey To the World of Film and Television

Chapter 633: The Cruelty of the Workplace (Part 2)

Monkey King's laughter gradually faded away, and Yao Chi fell into a strange silence.

The Jade Emperor glanced at the green peaches on the plate, which were not as big as the palm of his hand. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and the anger that had not dissipated surged up again. He raised his hand and put it down.

One of the original purposes of the Queen Mother planning the Peach Blossom Conference was to tell the Three Realms that there were no problems that the Heavenly Court could not solve.

Glancing at the still angry Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother raised her head slightly, showing a confident and calm smile, stood up to signal the gods to take their seats, raised her finger to the direction of the demon-slaying platform, and said solemnly: "Heaven governs the three realms, and the majesty cannot be violated! Being captured today should be celebrated by the whole world, all dear friends, please take your seat, and take advantage of this Pantao Conference to witness with Your Majesty what will happen to offending Tianwei!"

The queen mother's voice shook for hundreds of miles, and the sea of ​​clouds in the sky was constantly churning, as if being pushed away from the left and right, they were divided along the direction of the queen mother's fingers, forming a straight avenue, leading directly to the demon-slaying platform.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, thank you, Madam." The gods thanked each other and took their seats one by one.

Seeing that the anger on the Jade Emperor's face had subsided, the Queen Mother whispered to him: "Your Majesty, Nezha and Sanshengmu should make the first contribution to capturing Monkey King this time. The concubine knows that His Majesty never liked Yang Jian brothers and sisters, but now Pantao There will be no flat peaches in the conference, and if we don’t award rewards for those who have made meritorious deeds, I’m afraid it will chill the hearts of the gods in the heaven.”

When the Jade Emperor received the look from the Queen Mother, he came to his senses, suppressed the anger in his heart, and said with a straight face: "Ah, yes! Come, I will reward Nezha with a thousand golden flowers and eight hundred altars of imperial wine; and reward the Three Virgins with golden pills." A hundred grains, a thousand pieces of brocade."

Nezha's eyebrows were tightly frowned, he cupped his fists in salute, and said earnestly: "Nezha has been defeated by Monkey King many times, how dare he be rewarded by His Majesty? If it wasn't for the third sister and the third virgin who borrowed the Lotus Lantern. And two, Erlang God Yang Jian, he and There is no winner or loser in the fight between Sun Wukong, and it is up to them to capture Sun Wukong, so if your majesty wants to reward them, reward them, right?"

"Yang Jian?" The Jade Emperor sneered, and said disdainfully, "He and the Mei Shan brothers are just going to draw with Monkey King."

Nezha was about to refute, but the Queen Mother smoothed things over and said, "Speaking of which, what a sacred treasure lotus lamp is. Although the Three Holy Mothers have not yet arrived, but they are willing to borrow this thing, which is a proof of their loyalty."

The eighth princess listened to them mouthful of a 'Lotus Lantern'. She was curious and looked at Nezha suspiciously. She took a few steps forward, stepped on the thunder accurately, and asked Nezha if she could show her the lotus lantern. .

Nezha glanced at the Jade Emperor who turned his face like a book, and said hesitantly: "Eighth Princess, the Lotus Lantern is not in Nezha's hands. After capturing Monkey King, Erlang God took the Lotus Lantern to Mount Hua and returned it to the Third Holy Mother."

"Oh~ no wonder he didn't come back with you~" The eighth princess nodded suddenly, walked to the side of the queen mother, raised her innocent and pretty face and said: "Queen mother, since cousin and cousin have made such great contributions, Why don't you invite them to the Pantao Party?"

Good girl, please don't make a sound.

The Queen Mother looked at the cloudy and cloudy expression of the Jade Emperor, and quickly signaled Bamei to shut up.

Anyway, because of Sun Wukong's troubles, Pantao will become a little dull, and the immortals are talking about the old things about Sun Wukong and Yang Jian brothers and sisters, and the Jade Emperor's brows have been furrowed.

Because the queen mother decided to "celebrate together", Marshal Tianpeng was finally able to participate in the Pantao Conference, and he and Shuantian will be arranged in the corner of the corner to drink dull wine.

Depressed, Marshal Tianpeng gradually got a little drunk, grabbed the shoulders of the rolling curtain sky general, looked at the Jade Emperor sitting in the middle of the Yaochi, and sighed: "We will not be reused by Your Majesty. It's getting sadder."

General Rolling Curtain has a dull personality and doesn't think too much, so he replied honestly: "Just do your duty, do your duty, and don't think so much."

"That's not the case. We have to think of ways to make the Jade Emperor happy and the empress happy, so that he can see us again." Marshal Tianpeng is like an old man who is excluded by the leader in the workplace, trying his best to catch him Any life-saving straw, pulling up the curtain will put him up, "Go, stop drinking, let's go to respect your majesty and empress."

"I won't go." Rolling curtain sky general has always done things down-to-earth, and wanted to pull his arm away with some resistance, but was dragged by the marshal of the canopy, and staggered towards the Jade Emperor and the queen mother, "Let's go~"

When he doesn't want to see a person, even breathing is a mistake.

When the Jade Emperor saw Marshal Tianpeng approaching, he glanced at him, with a trace of boredom flashing in his eyes.

Marshal Tianpeng held the wine glass and said with a smile on his face: "Your Majesty, the little god is here to toast."

Seeing that the Jade Emperor ignored him, Marshal Tianpeng seemed to feel that all the eyes at the Pantao Conference were staring at him, sharp as arrows, piercing his face to be riddled with holes and dripping with blood.

Marshal Tianpeng was sleepy with drunken eyes, and his face was as hot and bright red as blood.

The smiles piled up remained unchanged, and Marshal Tianpeng still flattered, "Your Majesty, at first glance, it seems that the Three Virgins borrowed the Lotus Lantern to capture Sun Wukong in this conquest of Huaguo Mountain, but in fact, without His Majesty's divine power Even if Yang Chan, Zhou Ji, and Yang Jian fight together, even if there are ten lotus lanterns, it will be difficult to win."

The Queen Mother tugged on the Jade Emperor's sleeve quietly, and the Jade Emperor sneered and said mockingly, "You can talk."

Marshal Canopy complimented solemnly: "It's not that the little gods can speak. Sun Wukong did not lose to the Lotus Lantern of the Three Virgins, but to His Majesty's majesty. Think about it, Your Majesty, for tens of thousands of years, Heavenly Court has encountered How many disasters? But as long as His Majesty's divine power is here, no matter how great the disaster is, it can be overcome."

Flattery, which sometimes sounds fake and against one's will, is not really "flattery", but an attitude of loyalty.

Let the other party know that you can give up what others dare not give up, lower your posture infinitely, obey and submit to the other party.

Only then did the Jade Emperor take another look at Marshal Tianpeng, and said indifferently: "Roll the curtain, pour the wine."

Rolling curtain sky will carry the jug and walk towards the Jade Emperor in response.

Because he was so drunk just now, his foot slipped accidentally, and he staggered and almost fell.

The shutter hurriedly reached out to help the table in front of the Jade Emperor, and inadvertently touched the glass lamp on the table. The glazed lamp rolling curtain will fall under the table.

The roller blind hurriedly reached out to catch it, but it didn't catch it.

The glazed cup fell onto the steps with a bang, shattered into countless fragments and scattered all over the ground.

The rolling shutter turned pale with shock, and suddenly became sober from the drunkenness, and quickly knelt down to apologize to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor looked at the glass cup on the ground distressedly, and then at the rolling curtain general, his eyes were burning with anger, and he shouted loudly: "Where is the yellow scarf warrior?!"

Li Jing, the mace-wielding heavenly king in charge of guarding Yaochi, came along with two yellow scarf wrestlers.

All the immortals didn't know what happened, so they immediately fell silent.

The anger accumulated in Jade Emperor's heart just needed to be vented, Yang Jian brushed his face, Yang Chan brushed his face, Sun Wukong broke his Pantao Conference and went to heaven several times.

Yes, yes, each of these guys is stronger than the other, I can't cure them, and I can't cure you?

The Jade Emperor pointed at the Rolling Curtain General and said with hatred: "The Rolling Curtain General will beat the eight hundred court sticks and demote him to the mortal world."

Canopy said dumbfounded, "Your Majesty, he didn't mean to roll the curtain."

"Your Majesty, calm down." The Queen Mother didn't expect why the Jade Emperor was so angry, she pinned the Jade Emperor's wrist, and urgently persuaded.

The Jade Emperor directly shook off the Queen Mother's palm and said without hesitation: "If I don't demote him to the earth, I can't appease my anger!"

"Your Majesty, what rules and regulations did the little god break to demote the little god?" Rolling Curtain Heaven General was puzzled.

The Jade Emperor glared angrily at the Rolling Curtain General, and reprimanded him, "You broke my glazed cup."

The Rolling Curtain Heaven General couldn't believe his ears, and contradicted the Jade Emperor for the first time in tens of thousands of years: "Your Majesty, this is just a glazed cup, and the little god accidentally broke it. Because of this, you Let the little gods be demoted to the earth to disobey the little gods."

If Rolling Curtain Heaven will be punished honestly, after the Jade Emperor’s anger subsides and the alcohol dissipates, and he turns around and finds that there is no honest and useful tool man around him, he may be pardoned for his crimes and ordered him to return to the court. Go to heaven and continue to be a loyal dog.

But the loyal dog, who has always been obedient and hard-working, suddenly questioned his absurd decision one day, and the anger that the Jade Emperor broke out was thousands of times stronger than when ordinary gods offended him.

"Don't accept it? Every seven days, I will use a flying sword to pierce your heart a hundred times to see if you will accept it or not?" The Jade Emperor stared at the Rolling Curtain General, his fierce eyes seemed to be devouring.

"Father, please be kind." The Seventh Princess and the Eighth Princess pleaded in unison.

The eighth princess persuaded: "Father, the Rolling Curtain Heaven has accompanied the father and the queen for tens of thousands of years. He has always been loyal and never disobeyed the will of the father and the mother. You will spare him this time, the father." Bar?"

"Your Majesty, what the eighth princess said is true, please forgive me." Fairy Chang'e also came out of the banquet, begging the Jade Emperor.

The Rolling Curtain Heaven General had just contradicted himself, and now his daughter and Chang'e Fairy were going to disobey him again. The Jade Emperor slapped the table and said angrily, "Enough! I've made up my mind. Whoever begs for mercy will be with the Rolling Curtain!" The curtain is guilty of the same crime!"

"Mother~" The eighth princess looked anxiously at the Queen Mother, who shook her head lightly, indicating that the Jade Emperor was in a fit of anger. Not only was it useless to intercede at this time, but it would make him even more angry.

Rolling Curtain Heaven General picked up a fragment of a glass cup in a daze, and looked at the Jade Emperor with red eyes: "Your Majesty, this is just a glass cup. The little god didn't do it on purpose, Your Majesty! Your Majesty! The little god is such a big person, Can a person who has served you for tens of thousands of years be inferior to a glazed cup?"

Speaking of the latter part, General Rolling Curtain's eyes were filled with tears, and his intermittent speech was a little choked up.

"You are also worthy of my glazed cup!" The Jade Emperor pointed at the rolling curtain general and said angrily, "Drag it out and beat it hard!"

'The little god refuses to accept it! '

Li Jing brought two yellow-turban wrestlers to push the Rolling Curtain General out of the Yaochi, Fairy Chang'e couldn't bear it, and still wanted to persuade him again.

"Your Majesty, the Rolling Curtain Heavenly General has always been loyal to the Heavenly Court and His Majesty, and fulfilled his duties. Today, he just accidentally offended His Majesty. Since he has been severely punished by eight hundred court sticks, don't you want to demote him to the mortal world?"

The Jade Emperor avoided the sight of Fairy Chang'e, turned his head and did not speak.

In fact, he already had some regrets, but because of 'face' and 'magnificence', he couldn't get off the high platform.

Although Fairy Chang'e's remark gave him a step, no one came to help him down. The Jade Emperor's silence fell in the eyes of Marshal Tianpeng, but it became the last straw that overwhelmed Tianpeng's mood.

"Your Majesty, he is an honest man. Your Majesty, he is an honest man!" Marshal Canopy turned around disheartened, with tears in his lost eyes, "You let him open his mouth, he Just open your mouth! If you tell him to shut up, he will shut up! He just likes to tell the truth, Your Majesty, please forgive him and forgive him again. Your Majesty!"

Fairy Chang'e followed and saluted to intercede.

The Seventh Princess and the Eighth Princess looked at the Queen Mother and said softly: "Mother~"

Now the Queen Mother only needs to nod to give the Jade Emperor a reason to step down. However, the Queen Mother looked at the canopy and Chang'e who were begging for mercy for the rolling curtain, and then looked at the three hundred and sixty-five Zhou Tianzheng who were watching this scene. god.

In the end, he chose to use the rolling shutter to establish his prestige, letting these new gods know that the power of the sky is unpredictable, and they have a heart of awe.

In order to avoid the occurrence of monsters like Sun Wukong again, the new gods do not want to work hard for the Heavenly Court, but have their own ghosts, and they use the excuse of "working hard to mobilize the people" at every turn, promising official positions and appeasing rewards, and "begging" His Majesty to send each other away. Zhao'an.

All of a sudden, the queen mother missed the days when no one was available in the heavenly court and the gods did their best to fight against demons.

Sighing lightly, the Queen Mother's eyes flashed a trace of unbearable, and she hardened her heart: "Hey, it's good to be demoted to the mortal world, so as not to make His Majesty angry by his being around all the time. I hope that all lovers will take this as a warning, and everything should be done according to His Majesty's majesty." Heavy."

This time knocking the mountain and shaking the tiger, the hearts of the gods shuddered. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that the Queen Mother did it on purpose for them to see.

After all, before conferring the gods, apart from His Majesty's ten children, the only elders in the Heavenly Court were Canopy Roller Curtain Chang'e and the others, who had been with the Jade Emperor for tens of thousands of years. Even a few old people gave up as soon as they said they would give up. Such determination made them realize the ruthlessness and cruelty of the Jade Emperor.

The Seventh Princess shook her head sadly, and the Eighth Princess looked at the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother dissatisfiedly, she still shed tears, but she didn't make a sound.

Chang'e told her that she was on official business, so she resigned first.

Canopy was still sitting in the corner, talking to himself while drinking: "An honest man, he is an honest man. How can you treat an honest man like this? An honest man, a shutter is an honest man"

Seeing the disgusted look on the Jade Emperor's face, the Queen Mother was worried that Marshal Tianpeng would cause trouble again, so she hurriedly exchanged for the officer on duty and said, "Marshal Tianpeng drank too much, send him back."

Several officers on duty hurried over and set up the canopy.

Marshal Tianpeng was still struggling with a jug of wine in his hand and said: "Let me go, let me go, I can walk by myself."

After the officer released him, Marshal Tianpeng staggered towards the outside of the Yaochi by himself, muttering as he walked: "Brother Rolling Screen, I dragged you to toast, which caused you to suffer such misfortune, am I right? I can't stand you. I'm sorry for you"

A cool and beautiful figure passed by, and Marshal Canopy involuntarily followed with his feet, and before he knew it, he came to the Moon Palace.

(Heavenly Court has written a bit too much, mainly because I can’t suppress my desire to express. Heavenly Court is like a workplace, and the more I write this paragraph, the more realistic it becomes. Of course, Wubi has never encountered such dirty things, just as a bystander , What I saw, heard, and felt was accidentally substituted into the novel.)