Just a quick calculation, you are a fugitive!
Chapter 248 This joke is not funny
"Zhizhizhi~"
The little squirrel fairy successfully climbed onto Liu Chunhua's head and sat upright, turning her dark eyes to the table full of food.
Liu Chunhua was happy and raised her eyebrows proudly at Su Chen: "Achen, what did mom say? Xiao Xian'er will definitely come."
Old Man Su was also happy and pointed to a small table of snacks and melon seeds and peanuts beside him: "Xiao Xian'er, you also have a table, right here!"
Xiao Xian'er didn't care about that. After observing, she flicked her tail and landed lightly on Su Chen's shoulder: "Zhizhizhi~"
Su Chen stood up with a smile, took out a clean bowl from the cupboard, and poured some orange soda.
Squirrel Fairy immediately buried her head in it.
"Master Su Tianshi, this, this... the Immortal Family?"
"Could it be that you..."
Su Chen shook his head: "This little fairy is from the mountains. My nephew and the others met the mandrill in the mountains before, and it helped save people."
Wang Haitao suddenly realized.
"I told you, I thought you kept immortals as pets..."
He breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the squirrel carefully, and frowned: "Master Su, this little fairy... is a little fat!"
"squeak!"
The little squirrel Fairy, who was happily drinking soda, suddenly flicked his tail, stood up, and looked at Wang Haitao, seemingly very angry!
"Haha, what's that?" Wang Haitao raised his hand and patted his cheek gently, "Xian'er, don't get me wrong, I was stupid and said the wrong thing. If you use our words like this, you are blessed and rich!"
Liu Chunhua nodded immediately: "Yes, yes, our little fairy is lucky, come on, little fairy, I still have soda here."
"I have some here too, Xiaoxian, here, here..." Apeng, Acai, Honghong and the others shouted one after another.
Su Chen reminded: "Pour the soda into this bowl and eat!"
"Yes, yes, Xiao Xian'er, come to my place to eat, let's have New Year's Eve dinner together!"
"Squeak!"
"Ah~" Little Ayun, who was held by Old Man Su, also waved his little hand.
"Ayun wants to eat too? You're too young to eat now. Grandpa dips his chopsticks in it and you lick it to your satisfaction, okay?"
"Ah~"
"Grandpa, my brother said yes, I'll do it, I'll do it~" Honghong couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks.
…
Wang Haitao took a sip of soda, looked at the child who was diligently pouring soda for the squirrel, then looked at Honghong who was busy trying various dishes for his brother, and met Su Chen's gaze.
He held out the glass, listened to the clinking sound, and laughed.
"Master Su Tianshi, your New Year's Eve dinner is really lively!"
envious!
The Su family's New Year's Eve dinner was finished in a playful way. It lasted from about three o'clock to about five o'clock, and it ended when the night fell.
When Liu Chunhua was putting away the dishes, Old Man Su was already laying out the five fruits and starting to invite the Stove Lord.
Su Chen took a chisel and carved the door god on the wooden door.
While sawdust was flying, Wang Haitao looked at the children who were chasing each other with little wooden figures and squirrel fairies.
"Master Su Tianshi, tell me, should I get married too?"
Su Chen raised his eyebrows: "Why do you ask so suddenly?"
"I used to think that one person would have enough food for the whole family, and he could travel around," Wang Haitao leaned against the wall and looked north. "Now I think it might be good to have a few children."
"Tell me, does Liu Xian also like children? Let him help take care of the children then."
Su Chen: "..."
After putting away the chisel and blowing on the door, Su Chen took two steps back and squinted his eyes.
When Wang Haitao saw this, he also followed suit. When he saw this, he couldn't help but frown.
"Master Su Tianshi, are you... the door god at this moment?"
Why is it different from what I drew in the afternoon?
"By the way, who is the door god?"
"Usually it's Shen Tu Yu Lei, but there are also King Zhong Kui, Lingguan, Qin Shu Bao and Wei Chi Gong..."
Wang Haitao nodded: "Oh, so Su Tianshi, who is this you drew?"
"I!"
Wang Haitao: "!!!"
"Haha, Master Su Tianshi, this joke... isn't very funny."
"The key...you don't look like..."
Meeting Su Chen's gaze, Wang Haitao was stunned for a long time before finally uttering a sentence with difficulty: "Are you serious?"
"Give it a try." Su Chen explained.
try?
Try... to be a doorkeeper?
Wang Haitao felt like his brain was going to mush.
"No, Master Su Tianshi, what are you trying?"
Su Chen didn't answer him, turned around and walked into the darkness. After a while, he caught a wild ghost and came back.
Throw it against the door.
The next moment, the statue on the door suddenly lit up with a green light, and the wild ghost flew out.
Wang Haitao: "!!!"
Really useful?
Can Master Su Tian really become a door god?
Su Chen went out again, and this time he invited a gray shadow.
Wang Haitao watched Gray Shadow approach the door cautiously, and then stretched out his ghost hand. After the ghost hand reached in, he became bolder and got into the door with his shoulder...
When the entire gray shadow entered the door, impatient squeaks immediately came from inside.
"Xiao Xian'er, I'm the ancestor of the Su family, don't worry." Su Chen comforted him, and was satisfied to inject a little merit power into Hui Ying.
Watching the gray figure leave happily with a hint of golden light, Wang Haitao scratched his head: "Master Su Tianshi, can you... really be a door god?"
"That's right," Su Chen nodded: "I met Zigu and Dongshen before and thought their anchor points were fixed. For example, Zigu's anchor point is the toilet, and Dongshen's anchor point is the hole."
"Well, so what?" Wang Haitao asked.
"So after talking with Master Zhang, I have been thinking about how to connect with the anchor point. I also tend to establish a stable and convenient channel similar to the ghost path."
Wang Haitao nodded.
"My idea is too narrow. It is not advisable to generalize."
Wang Haitao: "...Ah?"
Su Chen sighed: "We should systematically and comprehensively explore the relationship between gods and anchor points in a more scientific way."
Wang Haitao: "..."
I didn't drink, and I feel a little drunk.
By the way, we were labeled as superstitious before. Aren't superstition and science contradictory?
Su Chen continued: "When exploring, you can't ignore any point, such as the statue of the god."
Wang Haitao said dryly: "So, so you drew yourself?"
"Aunt Chun's words in the afternoon reminded me that the statue of the door god is actually equivalent to an anchor point."
"Not only the door god, but also the statues of other gods are anchor points, such as the statue of the evil god of Jianzhou, which is also..."
Wang Haitao: "..."
Liu Xian, save me!
Or I'd better go back to draw talismans, drawing talismans is simpler.
What are you talking about?
Wang Haitao wanted to cry but had no tears, but he had to pretend to listen carefully.
"The statues in Jianzhou can be used as anchor points, and at the beginning, it was not an evil god. I was wondering, why can't I?"
"The problem is how to set the anchor point so that when an abnormality is discovered, it can be felt and accurately reached in the first time..."
Wang Haitao: This mountain village is too remote, right? Why are there no fireworks during the New Year?
"I thought of the formation. There are many formations for sensing. The soul transfer formation of Master Zhang also gave me inspiration..."
Do I need to explain how to arrange the formation?
Wang Haitao took a deep breath and smiled: "I suddenly want to go in and eat something, Master Su, it's New Year's Day, how can you stay up without eating, right?"
Without waiting for Su Chen to react, Wang Haitao pulled him in.
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