Just a quick calculation, you are a fugitive!
Chapter 637 Remember to find the opposite door next time!
Su Chen didn't care whether Lin Jingyu drank tea or not, he turned around and someone came to the stall.
They are a young couple.
Find him for infertility treatment.
Both of them were thin-skinned, and their faces turned red when they spoke.
Su Chen simply took them to the backyard of the hardware store.
After checking their bodies and confirming that there was nothing wrong with them, Su Chen was a little dumbfounded.
"Are you sure you've had sex every day for the past two years?"
They both nodded.
"That's weird!"
"I'll check again."
Su Chen was more meticulous this time.
Men... it's really no problem.
Female...
Suddenly his expression froze and he thought of a possibility.
Smile.
"Have you two... watched that kind of movie before you got married?"
The young couple looked confused, and then their faces turned red again.
"Brother Biao!"
Su Chen shouted.
A Biao walked to the door and leaned lazily.
"what?"
"Is there a movie like that? Show it to them."
"What kind?" A Biao asked casually, straightened up quickly and looked at the young couple carefully, "Could it be that you two are infertile..."
Without waiting for the young couple to reply, he immediately turned around, quickly wrote an address and stuffed it into the man's hand.
"Brother, as a man, you can't be so thin-skinned."
"Watch it a few more times, and remember to find the right door next time!"
Seeing the two covering their faces in shame, Su Chen waved his hands: "Okay, you can go."
The young woman hurriedly asked: "How much, how much is it?"
"You're not sick, so you don't have to spend money."
"I feel really sorry. When my child is one month old, I will give him two red turtles to eat."
They both nodded and thanked him repeatedly before leaving.
A Biao raised his eyebrows at Su Chen: "You went to the full moon banquet yesterday and didn't get to the red turtle?"
"Well, it's done in a hotel. All the dishes are the responsibility of the hotel, so that's why they don't have it."
A Biao nodded, then patted his chest: "Since you like to eat, I will give you a basket when my child is one month old!"
"A basket full of baskets, do you want to strangle me to death?"
Su Chen joked with him, made some calculations, and stood up: "I haven't been back to the village for a long time. I'll go back and call if I need anything."
He went to the department store and brought back a sack of peanuts, melon seeds and pine nuts.
Before leaving, I turned to the corner of the street and bought a dozen scallion pancakes.
When they arrived at Niuwei Village, Su Chen went to the winding mountain road first and gave the scallion pancakes to Su Maolin Chunjiao who was working, so they could share them, while he turned to Niugang Mountain.
After waiting for a while on the rocks at the foot of the mountain, there was no sign of the squirrel fairy, so I simply went to the top of the mountain to take a breath, and then found the little guy lying on the big snake in front of the cave in the valley.
After not seeing each other for a long time, the down on the little squirrel fairy's body had grown a lot. He noticed the movement and opened his eyes. He found that Su Chen was jumping up and down excitedly, squeaking and squeaking.
Su Chen glanced at the big snake.
Eyes closed, but breath a little floating.
It seems that there are some signs of enlightenment.
I asked Squirrel Fairy if there has been any fog in the mountains recently.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak!"
"I got up twice."
"But it's still a big idiot."
"It should take several years for it to start to heal."
"but……"
The squirrel fairy quickly got into the depths of the big hole and dragged out a large mass of bloody things with a groan.
The strong smell of blood assaulted his nostrils, and Su Chen instinctively frowned and covered his nose.
But soon, he frowned.
"This thing..."
The fairy squirrel raised its tail and pointed its little finger to the top of its head: "It fell from the sky!"
"It suddenly got dark that day. I went out to look and it fell."
"The big snake hasn't been eating or drinking. I thought it might be hungry for meat, so I dragged it back."
"It still won't eat!"
The little squirrel fairy sighed: "It has been refusing to eat, will it really not starve to death?"
Su Chen shook his head: "It won't happen during normal hibernation." He took out his mobile phone and called the city bureau. "I found the internal organs of the dragon. I'll send them over later."
He signaled the Squirrel Fairy to hide the contents of the snakeskin bag he had brought, and then put the bloody internal organs into the snakeskin bag. Before leaving, Su Chen thought of the Monkey Plum Wine again and asked the Fairy Son.
"Squeak!"
The little fairy's tail stood up again.
He excitedly made gestures with Su Chen, and then pointed in the direction of the mountain.
Su Chen was stunned: "You mean, there are really monkeys in the mountains behind? Is there also monkey wine?"
The little squirrel fairy nodded her head heavily, and then pinched her nose in a very anthropomorphic way to express her disgust.
It doesn’t taste good!
"Two bags of food, please help me discuss with the monkey and give me half of the monkey wine."
"Also, how about I bring two carts of fruit to the monkey?"
The little squirrel fairy nodded: "Zhizhi!"
After deciding the matter, Su Chen returned to the highway.
The scallion pancakes have been eaten cleanly, and the aroma of burnt scallions and scallions still lingers in the air.
Su Mao was pouring tea into his mouth, and when he saw him appear again, he chuckled: "Ah Chen, you brought this cake from the city, right? It's so delicious."
Lin Chunjiao kept nodding beside her: "Doesn't one cost a lot of money?"
"Sister-in-law, it's not expensive. If you like it, I'll bring you some more next time I come over."
As he said that, Su Chen looked around and said, "You guys are a bit fast. These two hills are about to be repaired."
"Hey, who asked Boss Zhang to pay me so much?"
"Yes, yes, we can stay up late and work if we have money."
Several young and old men in the village lamented to Su Chen: "Since we started building roads, matchmakers in the town have come to introduce our children to girls, one after another, tsk tsk..."
"very beautiful?"
"You're so cool!" Lin Chunjiao said in a sour tone: "If Ah Sheng hadn't been young enough, I would have asked a matchmaker to introduce him."
Su Chen raised his eyebrows: "Is he also from Liangshan Town?"
"That's not true."
"Do you want a lot of bride price?"
Don't you know that they are getting paid for work in their village recently, so you came here to defraud the bride price, right?
When she mentioned this, Lin Chunjiao became even more depressed: "Just one thousand! I will only receive one thousand as a gift!"
Su Chen was surprised: "So few?"
"The matchmaker has said that the girl's hometown is poor, and the betrothal gifts from their side are not that big. And even if our Niuwei Village is in the mountains, at least we don't have to worry about food and drink. She will also enjoy the blessings of coming here. The family will definitely be happy to know... "
Su Mao said nothing.
The resting place was almost there, so I picked up the hoe and started working.
When Lin Chunjiao saw this, she glanced at him and complained to Su Chen in a low voice: "Ah Chen, your eldest brother just doesn't have enough food and salt. I said this is a rare opportunity, why don't you just order one for Asheng, and the girl can come to our house to spend two nights?" It’s okay to get married again in three years, at least you don’t have to pay for the bride price in the future, right?”
"Sister-in-law, Asheng is only 17."
"I know, I know, won't you be an adult in another year?"
"And the girls brought in by the matchmaker this time are all around 20 years old, female juniors, and holding gold bricks."
Su Chen: "..."
In Cuicheng, the legal age for marriage is just a decoration.
By default, you are married once you have had a wedding.
As for the certificate... wait until the marriage certificate becomes useful.
Therefore, it is not impossible for people to get married at the age of 17.
After hesitating for a moment, Su Chen coughed lightly: "Sister-in-law, I know you are thinking about your family, but there has to be a first-come, first-served basis for marriage. Ah Liang's marriage has not been decided yet, and Ah Sheng's family is not in a hurry."
Mentioning A-Liang, Lin Chunjiao's anger disappeared instantly: "A-Liang, this kid hasn't come home to see us for a long time. Has he received his salary? Ah Chen, please remind him more to save some money. He still wants to ask for help." My wife’s!”
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