Ke Xue: Start with a four-dimensional treasure bag

Twelve spells, this is the goal of Lin Yu's trip.

When it comes to items that can quickly strengthen the body, Lin Yu knows a lot.

For example, American comics and games,

《The T-Virus in Resident Evil;

《The black light virus in"The Prototype"; also, the novice copy, the super crystal in"Super Out of Control";

《The meteorite in"My Super Ex-Girlfriend";

《CPH4 in"Super Body"; of course, Lin Yu has not forgotten the two giants, the"Marvel" series,"DC"series.

As the saying goes, the rich rely on technology and the poor rely on mutation. There are simply not too many good things in these movies and games.

Unfortunately, many of these worlds are dangerous, and some can even break the fourth wall.

Therefore, Lin Yu did not want to provoke them for the time being.

Some of them have problems like this and have no choice but to give up.

In comparison, it was the meteorites in"My Super Ex-Girlfriend" that moved Lin Yu the most.

But after thinking about it again and again, he gave up resolutely.

Super strength, super speed, body of steel, super breath, super flight, super hearing...

Just touch the meteorite, and you can immediately have all the abilities of Superman.

The temptation is not small.

It's a pity that after possessing super strength, you may not only become a superman, but also a super madman.

After having a superhuman body, there will be no pain, no itching, no heat, no cold, and you don't even need to eat or sleep.

Lin Yu has had enough of this kind of life.

In his opinion, apart from being able to move, what is the difference between this and wood or a vegetable?

You can't even enjoy the delicious taste of hot pot, spicy chips, and potato chips.

Yes, spiciness is a sensation of pain, not taste.

The little lethality of capsaicin is completely ineffective against Superman's super defense.

It is estimated that even the resin spurge cannot be affected by Superman's tongue.

Not only that, except for the spiciness, sweetness, sourness, bitterness and saltiness, these flavorings are all less effective on Superman's tongue.

Just kidding, does Superman still feel the ups and downs with his maxed out physical defense?

So, what's the benefit of becoming a superman?

Eat, eat poorly.

Drink, the bubbles of carbonated drinks, the feeling of surging in the throat and tip of the tongue, do you think Superman can enjoy it?

Hiccups, that's even less likely.

That little bubble will be eliminated without even showing signs of it.

The same goes for alcohol.

I'm afraid that if the front feet didn't drink it, the back feet would be immediately decomposed into carbon dioxide and water.

Even trying to get tipsy is just a dream.

Play,

Super Brain Although Superman often doesn't use it or even forgets it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Plus super vision and super hearing.

The game played by ordinary people, in the eyes of Superman, is probably watching mentally retarded children throwing snot at each other. woman?

At first glance, there are only pitted skin and a face full of mites. It is strange that Superman is interested.

So, the fun is gone.

If you don’t have food, drink, and fun, then what’s the point of life?

Act bravely or rule the world?

Those days when you can see the end at a glance are really boring.

Lin Yu wanted to be a human being, not a god with no desires or desires.

In his mind, the most perfect creature is a conceptual life form like Tom Jerry.

It will hurt and itch, it will be cold and hot, it will bleed, it will sweat, it will shed tears, it will be spit out by a hot pepper, and it will be scalded by a glass of hot milk...

But it will not age, it will not die, it will get hurt, what? It all depends on your mood.

You can be weak and powerless, but if you think about it, you can be powerful in an instant.

You can take two steps and be out of breath, but if you need to, you can fly into the sky and escape immediately.

Everything depends on whether you want it or not.

As long as you think about it, nothing is a problem.

Such a life form is what Lin Yu pursues.

Then, Lin Yu gave up film and television dramas.

Although movies and games are also exaggerated, they at least follow a logic.

Comics and animation, especially comedy, are where he realizes his dream.

Three major comics about migrant workers,

《The Devil Fruit in One Piece;

《The chakra fruit in Naruto;

《The Bengyu in"The God of Death" is not bad, but it's still a little less interesting.

In the end, Lin Yu set his sights on the"Twelve Talisman", which was so shocking when he first saw it that he would not dare to be a golden finger until he wrote a novel.

Each of the twelve zodiac signs represents an attribute and a strength.

Rat Talisman: Turn stillness into movement.

After the rat talisman is embedded, whether it is a doll, a statue, or a statue of a god, it will immediately become a living form.

Most miraculous of all, the resurrected life possesses part of the power of what the statue represents.

For example, if the resurrected statue is a god, then he will have part of the divine power.

Lin Yu even suspected that if an Ultraman toy was resurrected, it might actually turn into an Ultraman.

With a"whoosh", he flew directly to the Kingdom of Light.

Ox Talisman: represents strength; the Ox Talisman can make the owner strong and strong.

However, the power gained increases based on the holder. The stronger the holder is, the more powerful the spell can be.

Furthermore, the power of a spell setting is infinite, and it all depends on the holder.

Tiger Talisman: Balance of Yin and Yang;

Tiger is a special auxiliary to balance conflicting forces. It can adjust the conflict of all magic spells in the Holy Body, relieve the conflict of forces to avoid chaos, that is, prevent the mutual loss of Yin and Yang, and mediate the mutual restraint of the twelve spells. defect.

Rabbit Talisman: represents extreme speed; the Rabbit Talisman enables the holder to move extremely fast, representing teleportation and agility; in the later stage, after being hit by ion waves, he can travel through time and space and return to the past.

Dragon Talisman: Explosion; it can blast out explosive flames with huge destructive power, and blast bombs.

Snake Charm: Invisibility; allows the holder to become invisible.

Horse Talisman: Horse of Healing;

Horse can eliminate all abnormal external forces in the body and can achieve miraculous effects in curing all diseases.

Remove harmful abnormal effects and return to normal state, expel bad external forces from the body, eliminate all interference and recover, and dispel harmful diseases such as mental illness.

And it can restore any crushed and damaged material to its complete quality, eliminate all pain, remove all injuries, and restore it to its most perfect state.

Sheep spell: the soul is separated from the body; the sheep is the soul separated from the body, allowing the spirit body to leave the body and fly away. The body will enter a state of death without the support of the soul. The soul is invisible and soundless. It can enter the dream of a sleeping person to entrust dreams, and return dreams. Ability to possess other people's soulless bodies.

Monkey Talisman: Transformation; the holder can transform into any animal like Sun Wukong's seventy-two transformations.

Chicken Talisman: Telekinesis; it enables the holder to levitate in the air and control objects to float and move using telekinesis.

Dog Talisman: Immortal dog; the Dog Talisman can give the user unlimited lifespan and eternal vitality, making the holder immortal, immortal, possessing immortality and the ability to stay young forever.

The immortal dog + healing horse can instantly make Lin Yu immortal, and he can recover instantly even if he is injured.

With these two charms, it is almost equivalent to having the same vitality as Tom Jerry.

The flying chicken + the extremely fast rabbit allow him to go up to the sky and into the sea, and be omnipotent.

Add a Tiger Talisman to balance the power, and it's almost perfect.

Apart from the other spells and Xiao Dora's props, he didn't pay much attention to them.

Finally, what needs to be solved is how to integrate the power of the spell into the body, instead of holding it like a prop.

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