Keyboard Man’s Boss Husband
Chapter 150: [Fan Wai] Small Theater Collection
Su Mingyue felt resentful, and decisively accepted Lan Rou's suggestion.
The next day, when Mr. Gu got stuck in Su Mingyue at a women's and children's hospital in Yanjing, his face was pale.
He clenched his fists, resisting anger and turned his gaze to Lan Rou.
"You woman, what did you encourage her to do?!" Mr. Gu shot out sparks with every word.
"It's my decision, regardless of her business!" Su Mingyue stepped forward.
"..." Lan Rou was speechless.
"For such a big matter, you can make a decision without discussing it with me. It's a life, how can you be so vicious?!" He blamed angrily.
"I have always been so vicious, Gu Qingfeng, you know me the first day?! Whose body is in charge, you can give birth to a child if you want a child!" Su Mingyue sneered.
"You...I am really blind to marry a woman like you!"
"Huh! It's too late to regret now. I want to get a divorce and I agree at any time!?"
Mr. Gu is usually vicious and articulate. At this moment, he was so angry that he was so embarrassed that he couldn't utter a word.
Seeing Su Mingyue go away proudly, he wished that two holes appeared in the back of the opponent!
"It's just a pre-pregnancy check-up. Why does Mr. Gu have such a bad temper?" Lan Rou said leisurely.
"...Fuck!" Mr. Gu suddenly woke up.
He hurriedly chased it out, while not forgetting to turn his head and glaring at Lan Rou.
"We have always had no grudges or hatreds. Why do you spend your energy on me? If you are really idle, I will call Wei Yongnan to play with you!"
After seeing Lan Rou's smile fade, Gu Qingfeng strode to find Su Mingyue.
He didn't close his eyes all night, and he was so angry that he almost had a brain congestion. His days after marriage were really tossing.
It's no wonder that the ancients said that having concubines and sex, marrying a wife and a virtuous person, and finding a wife who is safe and secure is so important to a man!
Knowing that he and Su Mingyue will go to this day, why did he commit so many sins? !
Unfortunately, there is no if in life.
This is the end of the matter, and I have to suffer...
And thinking of the sprouting little bean in her stomach, Mr. Gu immediately became energetic, and his steps were brisk!
I have done an inspection today, and I don’t know what the result will be...
One child or multiple births? Boys and girls? Is the growth of the baby normal?
It is said that the emotions of pregnant women are very important in the early stage. What I said just now will not cause any bad effects...
Also, he hasn't made any mental preparations yet, and he doesn't know anything about formulating milk powder, changing diapers, coaxing sleep, and so on!
After returning to Jiangcheng, do I have to sign up for a dad-to-be training class or something?
Mr. Gu, who was used to seeing big scenes, suddenly became so nervous that his palms were sweating!
【Small Theater One during Pregnancy】
Mr. Gu: I had a dream last night, and what you have in your belly is actually the baby of the dragon and the phoenix!
Su Mingyue: Don't dream, the result is already determined!
Mr. Gu: To be honest, I actually prefer my daughter...
Su Mingyue: Why?
Mr. Gu: Because everyone says that daughters will be more like fathers.
Su Mingyue: Ha, ha!
Mr. Gu: So let's have another one!
Su Mingyue: Stop dreaming, I only suffer this sin at most once in my life! I saw a picture in the group today. Some people have stretch marks on their stomachs. The flowers are like watermelons. It's terrible!
Mr. Gu: Are you stealing your phone again? !
Su Mingyue: The point is not this...
Mr. Gu: How long have you played?
Su Mingyue: ...for a while, really, for a while.
Mr. Gu: Bring the phone! A total of 8 hours of use today! Weibo 4H! Tree Hole Forum 3H...Wei Yongnan told me the day before yesterday that he was inexplicably hacked. Did you do it? ! Su Mingyue, you TM come back to me!
[Small Theater II during Pregnancy]
Su Mingyue: I don't know why, I have been so hungry that I can't sleep at night!
Lan Rou: The baby needs nutritional supplements, this is normal. Since you are hungry, eat something, don't have a psychological burden.
Su Mingyue: But I have gained 20 pounds!
Lan Rou: ...It's okay.
Su Mingyue: The waist is fat! Gu Qingfeng's pervert, he always pinches the flesh of my place recently! Are you saying that he is suggesting that I should lose weight?
Lan Rou: How is it possible? you think too much.
Su Mingyue: No, this is definitely not what I thought about it! That **** recently put away all the mirrors in the house, and lied to me that it was my mother's idea, for fear of affecting Feng Shui or something! Then I found out that he was lying, but he didn't want me to look in the mirror to see how fat and stretch marks I was. Do you think he is very hateful? !
Lan Rou: I don't know why, I always feel like you are showing love to me...
[Small theater during pregnancy 3]
Su Mingyue: So hungry.
Gu Qingfeng: What do you want to eat?
Su Mingyue: No, I don't want to eat anything! I want to hold back, hold back, and hold back, until dawn, I won’t be hungry!
Gu Qingfeng: You will be hungry for your baby like this.
Su Mingyue: So in your eyes, I'm just a child-bearing machine that doesn't care about fat or thin?
Gu Qingfeng: Damn...I love it or not! Also, if you don’t eat, I eat!
Gu Qingfeng: The fried dumplings are really fragrant, the beef noodles taste good, and this seafood porridge...
Su Mingyue: Damn, you bastard!
Gu Qingfeng: There is still a little bit, if you don't eat it, you will be gone!
Su Mingyue: I'm so hungry...but I don't want to get fat anymore!
Gu Qingfeng: What are you afraid of? I eat more than you. I want to get fat together!
Su Mingyue: Then, let me try two bites of beef noodles... and the fried dumplings, 55555 is so delicious that it makes me cry!
Gu Qingfeng: Eat slowly, I'll go out for a while.
Su Mingyue: Why is it so late?
Gu Qingfeng: I feel that I have eaten too much, so I run two laps to digest...
Su Mingyue: Gu Qingfeng, you super invincible big bitch! !
【Small Theater IV during Pregnancy】
Gu Qingfeng: &%¥#¥#老婆@#¥%Please...
Su Mingyue: You don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you talking about and talking to yourself?
Gu Qingfeng: It's nothing, I'm communicating with the baby.
(Children can look like my wife, but IQ must follow me, please!)
[Small theater during pregnancy 5]
Wei Yongnan: Come out for a drink!
Gu Qingfeng: No time.
Wei Yongnan: Seeing the guys who have forgotten friends, they weren't very gregarious. Now the number of parties is getting less and less! I really don’t understand, what is the point of staying with a woman like Su Mingyue all day long!
Gu Qingfeng: You can insult me, but you are not allowed to insult my wife.
Wei Yongnan: No humiliation... My buddy is just sighing.
Gu Qingfeng: The happiness of a prospective father, you such a bachelor without a wife will not understand.
Wei Yongnan:...
Gu Qingfeng: Lan Rou is really good. Yesterday she gave us some baby clothes and small hats that she crocheted herself. They were very cute.
Wei Yongnan:...
Gu Qingfeng: Mingyue said that Lan Rou wanted to be a godmother for our child, but I didn't agree.
Wei Yongnan:...
Gu Qingfeng: She and Jiang Chao are like this. Maybe one day they will have a baby. I want our baby to be the only one forever.
Wei Yongnan:...
Wei Yongnan: You- TM is enough... ah!
[Small theater during pregnancy 6]
Gu's mother: Are you fat?
Gu Qingfeng:...
Gu's mother: Although it's not obvious that you are fat, you must be vigilant. Mingyue looks rounder because of her pregnancy. What are you, do you have a blessing in the middle age? Have you been negligent about fitness recently? Don't be misled by the so-called "happy fat" on the Internet. I don't want to see such a handsome son become a man with a greasy beer belly!
Gu Qingfeng:...
(I've gained less than six kilograms of weight, as for! It's really not easy to have a baby. If you don't grow a little meat when you are a father, you won't dare to eat it at ease!)
【Postpartum Theatre】
Su Mingyue: Oh my god, this ugly child really was born to me? !
Gu Qingfeng: You are not allowed to use an ugly child to describe my son... although he is really not that good.
Su Mingyue: 55555 I am proud of the beauty, he has not inherited it at all!
Gu Qingfeng: Boys...not so much.
Gu Qingfeng: Mom, the baby is born, does it look like me?
Mother Gu: It's so alike, it's exactly the same as when you were a kid!
Gu Qingfeng: Wei Yongnan, my son! handsome or not? ! !
Wei Yongnan: Please clarify the paragraphs in the next message...
Gu Qingfeng: (Photo) My son.
Xu Zhe: ...why did you send it to me?
Gu Qingfeng: Nothing, just want to share this joy with you.
Xu Zhe: Don't be proud of Gu Qingfeng...I will go back sooner or later...
Gu Qingfeng: (Photo) My son.
Zuo Si: So handsome, congratulations! ! !
Gu Qingfeng: Thank you, and I hope you will send good news soon.
Gu Qingfeng: (Photo) My son.
Qin Shang:...
Gu Qingfeng: Mingyue also wants to have a daughter and make up a good word.
Qin Shang: It’s up to me to give birth to a son? ! ! !
Gu Qingfeng: It’s heard that you didn’t take protective measures and one of your female partners accidentally became pregnant? The other party is trying to force marriage?
Qin Shang: ...It's about your ass? ! ! !
Gu Qingfeng: If a girl grows up well in the future, we can consider marriage.
Qin Shang: No! ! I reject! ! !
Gu Qingfeng: Remember to come and drink Full Moon Wine.
Qin Shang: I'm not going! ! !
Gu Qingfeng: Gifts are forgiven, as long as people arrive.
Qin Shang: I TM said I won't go! ! !
【Named Small Theater】
Gu Qingfeng: I thought of a lot of names, and I asked the experts in the industry to read them. Finally, you can select one that is pleasing to the eye!
Su Mingyue: No, I have already thought about it.
Gu Qingfeng: ...what is it called?
Su Mingyue: Zixuan.
Gu Qingfeng:...
Su Mingyue: Zi Rui is also fine.
Gu Qingfeng:...
Su Mingyue: I still think Zixuan is better, loud and poetic.
Gu Qingfeng: I will never allow my son to use such a tacky name for the bad street!
Su Mingyue: It sounds like how nice your name is... Isn't anyone complaining about calling you once, like asking for a roll of toilet paper?
Gu Qingfeng:...
Su Mingyue: But speaking, my name is quite vulgar. Gu Qingfeng, Su Mingyue, Qingfeng Mingyue... Hey, I suddenly found that our two names match well!
Gu Qingfeng:...
Su Mingyue: Or, let's be fair and start one word per person, how about?
Gu Qingfeng: I am so TM thank you for giving me this opportunity! !
【Childcare Theatre One】
Gu Chaoye: Mommy, the kitten is so cute~
Su Mingyue: Hey! In my mother's heart, you are the cutest!
(Sure enough, it's his own baby, it's really pleasing to the eye!)
Gu Zhaoye: Daddy, the puppy is so cute~
Gu Qingfeng: Speak well!
Gu Chaoye: Dad, this dog is good!
Gu Qingfeng: Well, that's it. Remember that you are a pure man, don't talk to your mother in a whisper!
Gu Chaoye: ...(55555 baby feels wronged, but the baby dare not say)
【Parenting Theatre II】
Gu Qingfeng: Give me the calculation, 7+8 wait? ! ! (In a grumpy tone)
Gu Chaoye: 8 is divided into 3 and 5, 7 plus 3 equals 10...The final result is...18.
Gu Qingfeng: 18? ? ! ! ! (Sharp) 7 plus 8 equals 18! !
Gu Chaoye:...
Su Mingyue: The child is still young, how could it be such a complicated addition and subtraction?
Gu Qingfeng: Complex? ! !
Su Mingyue: The result is double digits. Isn't it complicated? You ask 8 plus 1, or 2 plus 2... He must know how much it equals!
Gu Qingfeng: Su Mingyue, did you have a particularly bad math when you were a kid? !
Su Mingyue:...
(Wrong! Every one of my homework is very poor...)
Gu Qingfeng: I said earlier that when you give birth to a daughter, you follow your father, and when you give birth to a son, you follow your mother! This IQ is really amazing, 7+8 give me 18!
Su Mingyue: The child is still young, what are you anxious about!
Gu Qingfeng: I'm his father, can I do it in a hurry? ! I have to hire a special teacher for him, and if I continue to teach, I have to have cerebral congestion! Also, hurry up, hurry up and prepare the trumpet! If you have a daughter this time, you have to be a daughter! ! daughter! ! !
[End of the book]
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