Kidnapping All Mankind

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Would you like to be so exaggerated ...

Hearing Huang Xing breath in such a long string of attributive words for the monkeys, Wu Qingchen believed that in order to find such a group of similar, poor and inferior crowds, the committee must have worked hard.

However, with such seriousness, Wu Qingchen was slightly disapproved.

Isn't it just teaching how to farm? Can you just drag a few white-collar workers from the city to simulate it? Is it necessary to search the whole earth to find such a group of monkeys closest to the aborigines of the Middle Ages?

In the imagination of Wu Qingchen, if the comprehension ability, acceptance ability, logical thinking ... are closely related to the accumulation of knowledge and information, villagers in the Middle Ages really can't compare with the earth people who reach the standard level.

However, if the comparison is sowing, weeding, ploughing, harvesting ... and so on, the farm work that requires real labor ...

Except for the professional farmers who have been fighting in the field for a long time like the old-fashioned style just now, Wu Qingchen can hardly convince himself that he has already completely separated from agricultural production, and at the same time, his impression of agricultural production has basically been established as rice transplanters, tractors, and harvesters. Ordinary urban dwellers can even get rid of the Middle Age farmers who can't wait to soak in the land all the time.

You know, Wu Qingchen has a full set of miserable experience from the advanced farming rookie to the young farming master. In the first half of the Middle Ages, many earths ca n’t arrange all kinds of piecemeal work to learn time. Wu Qingchen had to learn from his family in the Middle Ages.

——Of course, when he first entered the Middle Ages, there were too many things that Wu Qingchen needed to pay attention to at all times. At the time, Wu Qingchen, who was still deaf and dumb, did not find it at all. When he actually did what family members asked for, At that time, old William was surprised and appreciated.

"Okay ..." The kung fu of the speech conveyed the soldiers' shouts through translation, and the monkeys who had unlocked the handcuffs and hoods had been active several times. Huang Xing first gestured to the leading officer, then turned to face the teacher. Team: "... it's almost there, let's get started."

"Ok……"

The head of the teacher team walked to Wu Qingchen. This is a middle-aged man with glasses and elegant temperament, and his voice is calm: "Mr. Wu, let's start with the treatment of forage that needs to be completed before the summer campaign. , The first item is harvesting, please use your actions to demonstrate these 'students' a few times ... "

In the direction pointed by the person in charge, two or three meters away, green pastures covered about seven or eight basketball courts.

After catching the sickle and straw gloves handed over by a certain staff member, Wu Qingchen put on the equipment and walked over, bending down and starting to harvest the forage.

Grab the grass and lower the knife, grasp the grass and lower the knife ...

When the grass in front of Wu Qingchen was transplanted, it was estimated that he was carrying half a meter of soil with his roots firmly established. After a few knives, Wu Qingchen found the familiar rhythm of labor in the medieval world.

This is the case for farm work. After the body and nerves form memories, facing the familiar environment, the brain has automatically calculated the optimal flow of the next movement just after the previous movement of the hands has begun.

Familiar pastures and skilled movements have been practiced in the Middle Ages for nearly half a month. Wu Qingchen dries up quite smoothly, waving the sickle with little pause, the pastures fall quickly, leaving behind a string of neat stubble behind him. .

Wu Qingchen began to harvest the forage, and the soldiers also began to execute orders. They opened several large boxes that were already prepared next to them. The soldiers took out a plastic "scythe" from the box and a plastic plate of about two square meters. The "grass", which is also made of soft materials, is "growing" on the plate.

Each monkey was given a plastic "scythe", a piece of special "grass", and after translation order, imitating Wu Qingchen's actions, the monkeys began to "harvest the grass".

"Okay ..." About a few minutes later, the teacher in charge stopped Wu Qingchen, "... here, Mr. Wu, please stop."

Wu Qingchen put down the sickle and turned around.

"Now, watch their demo ..."

The head of the teacher team landed, and the translator next to him immediately ordered.

The monkeys immediately bent down and waved the "scythe" and cut to the flat "grass" that had just been replaced.

It took only a few seconds for Wu Qingchen to roll his eyes.

Some monkeys move slowly like zombies. Some monkeys only hold three or five grasses at a time. Some monkeys use their hands backwards, and some monkeys even throw a sickle ...

The scene was terrible.

"This ... this ... who are these people!" Gawked for a while, Wu Qingchen only resumed his ability to speak: "What did these people do ... never worked?"

"The addicts who have been severely seized by the island nations of Southeast Asia ... and only those who have abused their brains and are about to abandon their minds have definitely not done any agricultural work for a long time.

"This ... addict ... this ... this has never done farm work ... how to teach?"

"Only in this way can we fully verify the effectiveness of teaching ... You haven't done farm work before, haven't you learned the same? Rest assured ..." Huang Xing said in a soothing tone: "... the methods developed by the teachers have been It has been fully experimentally verified and can be grasped quickly. "

"any solution?"

"Don't worry about learning methods ..." Huang Xing didn't directly answer Wu Qingchen's question: "... Before formal study, you should try" directed teaching "yourself, which will help the next understanding."

"... how to teach?" Wu Qingchen was totally puzzled.

Huang Xing didn't answer, just made a "please" gesture.

Unable to get an answer, Wu Qingchen had to walk slowly to a drug dealer. —— “Beside” means that surrounded by dozens of soldiers, the distance between Wu Qingchen and the drug dealer is at least ten meters.

"You ... you ..." Wu Qingchen's mouth opened and closed, so many times, it was finally determined that there was only one way that I could think of: "Look at my actions and follow along ..."

I do n’t know what an island nation in South Asia or the United Nations did to these drug addicts. After listening to the translation, the addict on the other side not only nodded his head cleverly, but even squeezed Wu Qingchen with his nose and eyes An ugly smile.

After the communication was completed, Wu Qingchen also took a plastic "scythe" and stood in front of the plastic slab to start cutting "grass".

The props are made very carefully. Although the materials are completely different, when Wu Qingchen "cuts", I don't feel that there is much difference.

The addict also learned very hard. Wu Qingchen bent over, and he followed along; Wu Qingchen grabbed the grass, and he followed it; Wu Qingchen got up, leaned forward, and waved his sword, and the addict also followed Get up, lean forward ... and then the "scythe" cut his wrist.

Hmm ... maybe I'm too fast ...

Wu Qingchen reflected for a moment, and then said to the translator, "Slow down, see clearly before moving."

The addict nodded.

As a result, Wu Qingchen bent over, and the addict also bent over ... Wu Qingchen grabbed the grass, and the addict also followed the grass ... Wu Qingchen got up, leaned forward, and waved his sword, and the addict also stood up, Pour ... then fall into the "grass" bush.

"Okay ... it's too slow to work." Wu Qingchen reflected again. "Slightly faster ..."

The third time, the addict cut back and forth like a "scythe" like a saw, and couldn't get a lot of "grassgrass" grasped in his hand.

For the fourth time, the addict got up too quickly, and by the time he waved the knife, the forage had left his finger.

"Waist! When cutting grass, the waist should go up a bit!"

The addict went up a bit.

"Back waist! It's back! Don't move forward!"

The addict goes up a bit on his back.

"Only the lower back moves! Why are you lifting your neck?"

Addict shrinks his neck.

"Yes, now the back is raised."

The addict started to raise his back again.

"That's the ass! It's Nima's ass!" Wu Qingchen started to get angry and spoiled: "Nima's **** and waist are indistinguishable ... learn your sister!"

Two words, drawing tiger dogs: This is the best description of the effect of addicts receiving Wu Qingchen's "directed teaching".

"It's okay ... Mr. Wu ..." Huang Xing persuaded Wu Qingchen to calm down: "You don't need to be angry, you can't be foolish and stupid ... Well, people with low IQs generally care about it ... It's okay, you already understand the approximation The difficulty of the crowd's "directed teaching", this step is quite successful ... Next, look at the teachers' methods ... "

With the end of Huang Xing's words, the teachers began to play.

The first step of the teacher team made Wu Qingchen shine.

Walking to the addicts, the teacher team first picked out two addicts at the same time.

After picking the addict, the teacher team did not let Wu Qingchen directly start mowing, but let Wu Qingchen break down the complete "cut grass" action according to his own understanding, and first demonstrated the first one Bend over posture.

Wu Qingchen poses well, and the teacher team asks drug addict a to stand on the "grass" platform to learn Wu Qingchen's movements; drug addict b stands outside the "grass" platform to simultaneously imitate the behavior of drug addict a to give the addict a Provide a comparison of actions and a reference for making adjustments.

Breaking down complex and coherent movements into simple static poses, the two addicts naturally imitated them.

One addict a imitates Wu Qingchen, and then another addict b emulates addict a. At this time, it seems that it is more than enough. However, Wu Qingchen, who has been used to farming, immediately understands the intention.

Drug addicts can easily imitate their static posture, which is just the ideal state when no further practical use is required.

After learning the complete disassembled posture, it must be the stage of real mowing, which means that addicts must restore the decomposed static posture to a coherent movement. By that time:

Standing on the "forage" platform, the addict a, who actually learned to cut grass, immediately moved from the posture of Wu Qingchen who only needs to worry about to the posture of Wu Qingchen's demonstration that he needs to worry about at the same time, the sickle in his hand and the grass in front of him , The actual mowing effect, and so on all of a sudden more complicated content.

The addict b standing on the "forage" platform, from the beginning to the end, only needs to imitate the action of addict a, so that addict a clearly sees: whether the action is deformed, or the hands and feet are too slow, or it is out Other mistakes.

Wanting to understand this, Wu Qingchen's mind flashed in the mirror of the three directions at the same time during the first day of training.

Sure enough there are many routines ...

In the Middle Ages where glass did not even appear, the teacher team stiffly helped the future students find the most intuitive and most significant "mirror" of the action observation effect.

After demonstrating the routines of "Action Decomposition" and "Human Mirror", the teacher team continued to help Wu Qingchen to further develop his ideas.

The simplest bending posture is quickly learned, and the "grass-grass" posture of the second step is not difficult, and the third step, and the "rise", "forward leaning" and "homeopathy" after the third step are not difficult. The two addicts encountered difficulties during the dynamic poses of "struck the sword".

The waist is too low, the **** is too high, the legs are slow, and the sickle is too high ...

This is also the most frequently encountered problem when Wu Qingchen tried to “direct teaching” by himself.

The teacher team started to demonstrate to Wu Qingchen how to help the "directed" subjects to correct the deviation of these actions.

"The waist is too low", "the **** is too high", "the legs are slow", "the sickle is too high" ... this is naturally a wrong statement.

"The waist is raised by five centimeters", "the **** is pressed down by three centimeters", "the leg is raised a little faster than five seconds", "the sickle is halfway to the present position" ... this is actually a wrong statement.

Most of the Aboriginal people in the Middle Ages only used "medium water" and "little water" to distinguish the flow of water, and "sleeping water" and "diving" to distinguish the state of water ...

As the closest group of indigenous peoples on the earth that are closest to the Middle Ages, the addicts in front of Wu Qingchen are basically purely illiterate. They have never been to school at all and have no chance to learn whether the language of an Southeast Asian island country is rich. Vocabulary and complete measurement.

Of course, if they change to the professional field, they can also use the "gram" in "get it, these two grams are enough for you" and "brother, please, please give me a little "包" 吧 "and other specialized units in the industry.

However, if you encounter the "cm", "1/3", "1.5 seconds" that several translators said are very difficult, then you can only be sorry.

So, the opportunity for village teachers to show their strength came: "Waist up two fingers!", "Butt finger down!", "Raise your legs to speed up spitting!", "Put the sickle to you Gadgets are as high! "

So this step was successfully completed.

Next, a professor from Capital Normal University showed Wu Qingchen a few tips to quickly guide students to think for themselves;

An investigator from the Ministry of Education let Wu Qingchen know the improvement of education effect by analyzing the principle in advance;

The head teacher from the college entrance examination class taught Wu Qingchen to stimulate students' enthusiasm for learning through encouragement;

The director of the admissions office of a private school told Wu Qingchen Fudge ... Well, looking forward to the soothing effect of the bright future.

Etc., etc……

Unknowingly, the "directed instruction" training on "high-efficiency standard action of field agricultural labor" is coming to an end.

By this time, Wu Qingchen naturally understood thoroughly that the teacher team had trained themselves on the practicality of these contents and the necessity of using Southeast Asian monkeys as templates.

Despite the limited time, Wu Qingchen only practiced a part of the "directed teaching" of field labor on these monkeys. However, with the various educational methods that teachers have trained themselves, "directed teaching" other scientific labor from the advanced experience of the earth Wu Qingchen also had a good grasp of movement.

Ending the "directed teaching" of the last addict, Wu Qingchen stretched his waist and exhaled gently.

The May wind blew gently, and in front of Wu Qingchen, a beautiful picture slowly unfolded:

The father-in-law of the sun sprinkled infinite brightness, and gave his beloved all things unlimited growth hope. In the sunny place, addicts skillfully manipulated all kinds of farm tools, and quickly cut a stubble green pasture, quickly The ground raked open a piece of dark soil and carefully picked up the green peas.

Ah ~ what a lively scene!

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