Kill me a few more times and I'll be invincible

"Comfortable." The tea guest with slightly white temples was Qiao Mu. He looked at the reactions of the tea guests around him with satisfaction, and his little tail almost went up to the sky.

When he was burned to death before, he didn't have the energy to appreciate other people's expressions, but now he was satisfied with it.

The storyteller was reaching a wonderful moment when suddenly there was a sound of footsteps, and a group of soap-coated spies filed in.

"The story must be true and false. This Joe has committed a major crime and has been burned by the Immortal Saint herself. He will never be reincarnated. Are you still making up stories about sinners?"

The leader yelled, and Jiang Chen, the storyteller with the sword, raised his body, his internal energy exploded, his movements were strong and agile, and he actually climbed out of the window and walked away.

"This storyteller with a sword is really not just an ordinary guy, but a powerful warrior?" The tea guests were also slightly surprised.

"These storytellers are all internal warriors. Could it be that they are related to Tingchao Tower..." Someone whispered quietly.

"Chase!" The detectives immediately chased away, and the previous storytelling came to an abrupt end.

Qiao Mu's eyes fell on the faces of the detectives, and he narrowed his eyes slightly.

These detectives are all very cool. And he had no memory of the head catcher.

Although Qiao Mu has not been a head catcher for a long time, he is still able to recognize faces.

"Is there someone pretending to be a police officer?" He stood up, paid, left, and followed.

He had met Jiang Chen, the sword-wearing storyteller, several times, and he did not want to see him threatened and killed by some villain.

....

Jiang Chen is a ninth-grade internal martial artist who is good at light kung fu.

After escaping from the teahouse, he continued to use Qinggong to escape into the alley. He thought he could get rid of the pursuers like before, but unexpectedly this time, the police officer behind him followed him very closely.

Ordinary policemen in the city are actually warriors in the training period and do not have internal energy, so their explosive power is much worse than that of warriors with internal energy.

But what surprised him was... all of these detectives actually had internal energy, and some of them even seemed to have better Qinggong than him?

"I'm going to be in trouble this time..."

A figure suddenly appeared in the deep alley ahead. It was the leading catcher. Unexpectedly, he had already gone around to the front of the alley, blocking Jiang Chen's way.

The policemen behind him had also caught up and surrounded him.

"...With such good skills, you are not ordinary head catchers, right?" Jiang Chen finally came to his senses at this moment.

"It's not important." The leader of the catchers smiled slightly and said:

"Jiang Chen, thirty-one years old. A native of Hucheng, Nanzhou. He joined the local sword sect "Ming Yue Sect" at the age of fourteen. At the age of twenty, he married a fellow junior in the sword sect."

"At the age of thirty-one, I traveled to Yancheng with my wife and was humiliated in the street by the son of the local city lord Guo Yan. I was almost taken into the palace as a slave. Shortly after this incident, you volunteered to become a storyteller. You did not tell anecdotes about martial arts or martial arts. Strange stories, I love telling stories about the Qiao family..."

"Am I right?"

The expression on Jiang Chen's face had solidified. Although he thought he was not a big shot, his origins had been revealed so clearly. It indeed made him feel more inexplicable fear than killing him with a sword.

"I only ask you one question. If you can answer it, you will live." The fake catcher smiled and said:

"You used to tell the story about the father and son of the Qiao family in Yancheng, and now you tell the story about Qiao Pif from Heyang Fucheng."

"So, does this Qiao Pif and the three Qiao family father and son from Yancheng come from the same Qiao family?"

Jiang Chen was slightly startled.

Only then did he realize that he had provoked these mysterious people because of the Qiao family?

It is estimated that he has been in contact with the Qiao family, so he was targeted by them...

"I don't know." Jiang Chen thought for a long time and could only say this.

"Don't know? This is not a good answer." The catcher still smiled, but his smile gradually turned cold.

"Since you don't know, why do you specifically tell the story about Joe Pif and the father and son of the Qiao family in Yancheng? Are you kidding me?"

Jiang Chen was stirred by murderous aura, and his body tensed subconsciously, but he still said bravely:

"I was indeed saved by the Qiao family, so I am grateful and that's why I became a storyteller."

"But what I want to be is a storyteller who spreads the righteous deeds of the Qiao family, not a storyteller for the Qiao family and spreads their reputation."

"As long as you have a moral heart and take action, does it matter whether your surname is Joe or whether you come from the same family?"

The catcher was slightly startled.

Jiang Chen was seen scratching his neck and said seriously:

"I'm just a storyteller who likes to tell stories about martyrs, and I have no connection with the Qiao family. It's just that these recent famous martyrs all happen to be named Qiao."

The catcher stared at Jiang Chen expressionlessly for a long time, until the latter's whole body shivered and his hair stood on end, and then he suddenly smiled:

"There is another question. If you answer it correctly, you will live."

"There are not many Jianghu people in the world who dare to tell the truth. Are you willing to join me in Tingchao Tower and become the storyteller of Tingchao Tower?"

Tingchaolou?

Jiang Chen blinked his eyes, a little confused.

"That's right. You are just a ninth-grade person. Although you are thirty-one years old, you have joined a small sect like the Mingyue Sect in Hucheng. It is normal that you have limited knowledge."

The catcher smiled lightly and said:

"Forty years after the Alien War, the Martial Saint became a sage with martial arts, and single-handedly penetrated the entire old martial arts world."

"Shaolin Wudang, Kongtong Huashan, the four major martial arts families...the old martial arts schools and families have all returned to dust."

"On the corpses of the old martial arts sects, a behemoth was born that is superior to any sect and any family: Wu Jihui."

"But there is still a mysterious martial arts force that still survives in the world and has not been destroyed by Wu Jihui."

"This is our Tingchao Tower, where strange stories are collected and storytellers gather." The head constable laughed:

"Tingchao Tower has a long history, even more than a thousand years, and it existed in the previous dynasty."

"Fifty years ago, there was a person in Tingchao Tower, you may have heard of him."

"He is known as... Jianghu Baixiaosheng."

Jiang Chen's heart was shocked.

The legend of Baixiaosheng is known to everyone in the martial arts world. This person loves to arrange weapons lists, hero lists, etc., and all the strange stories in the martial arts world cannot escape his eyes.

He probably knows what kind of organization this Tingchao Tower is.

Thousands of years have passed, dynasties have risen and fallen, and storytellers sit and listen to the ups and downs of the world, just sitting high up in the building and telling stories.

The head of the police continued: "The people in Tingchao Tower can be roughly divided into two categories." "One category is those who spread the truth at risk, which often offends the upper government or even the immortals." "The other category is those who specialize in telling strange stories, but don't care much about the truth." "If you join, which category do you want to be?" This person said that he was inviting him to join. Jiang Chen thought to himself that he was just a ninth-rank official and had no choice. "What kind of strange stories do the second category of people spread?" Jiang Chen asked. He was a little curious. The head of the police smiled and said: "For example, in my Tingchao Tower, there is a storyteller known as 'Shunfenger'. He specializes in telling stories of that..." "List of the top ten most beautiful women in the world, list of the top ten rotten crotches in the world... Such anecdotes." Jiang Chen:? He almost wanted to ask the head of the police to tell more details. After thinking it over again and again, he finally made a decision:

"Such a scandal is indeed easy to attract attention... But I still want to be the first type of person."

"Okay." The head of the police clapped his hands immediately.

"From now on, you will be the storyteller of Tingchao Tower."

"But now I have something important to deal with, you follow him and leave first."

The head of the police waved his hand to call a constable, and asked the constable to take Jiang Chen away quickly.

Then, he smiled and turned back, looking in a direction in the deep alley.

"Are you a friend of Wu Jihui?" The head of the police said loudly:

"Xing Xuanshi of your Wu Jihui has issued a hunting order. You are not in a hurry to hunt down the former disciple of Wu Shengren, and now the Saint of Xianmen, Wu Qingxin. You came to eavesdrop on my corner. Did you go to the wrong place?"

Hearing this, Qiao Mu, who was hiding in the dark, not only did not run away, but even took the initiative to stand up.

This kind of mysterious force is usually accompanied by danger, and danger means death.

He naturally flocked to it.

Qiao Mu stood out from the dark and walked in front of the fake police chief.

"Wu Qingxin is the saint of Xuantian Sect after all. It is not easy to hunt her. Before that, I want to deal with the rats in the dark alley."

Qiao Mu stood up and looked at the fake police chief coldly.

He liked this kind of mysterious force.

Wu Jihui was also Qiao Mu's enemy. If he could stir up trouble, it would be a good thing for Qiao Mu.

But he didn't expect that when he said this, the fake police chief looked him up and down several times.

"Oh.... So you're not a member of Wu Ji Hui, but you're almost there."

He smiled:

"You've practiced the Wu Sheng Ling Xi Jue? Then you're half a member of Wu Ji Hui."

"The local Xing Xuan Envoy also likes to recruit people like you. If you go there now, you can still catch up with this hunting of the saint."

"The Wu Sheng hates the Yi Ren first and the Great Yan court second."

"This former disciple has become a running dog of the Yi Ren, so the Wu Sheng is naturally furious."

"But Wu Qingxin is a talent who practices both immortal and martial arts, and she was a disciple of the Wu Sheng in the past, so she can't be underestimated."

"I think you're also an extraordinary person. If you kill Wu Qingxin, you can be regarded as a meritorious service in Wu Ji Hui. Maybe you can get the favor of the Wu Sheng, or not."

A bounty is open, and the kings are eager to see it.

First of all, happy Mid-Autumn Festival to all book friends!

The previous bounty has been paid off, so let's open a new one now.

Currently, there are 5903 monthly tickets, 142,200 rewards, and 1409 blades. This is the starting point.

Monthly tickets are 250, rewards are 20,000, blades are 200, and one more chapter is added, with a maximum of 60.

One Hedgehog Cat update is 2k words, and it depends on the situation.

Daily updates are guaranteed to be 4K, and the parts beyond 4K are considered extra chapters.

Currently, the update time of this book is basically one update around 12 noon and one update around 10 pm.

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There is also a special reward, a reward for the cat on the cover.

Many people care about the cat picture on the cover of this book and want to ask where it comes from, but I don’t know either. This is just an emoji package I used on the Internet...

The reason why I used this cat emoji package as the cover was actually a sudden idea when I opened the book.

If I open a book and write Hedgehog Cat on the best-selling list, and then use such a cover, wouldn’t it let all Hedgehog Cat people look at my emoji package...

This idea was actually just a thought that passed through my mind and I didn’t take it seriously. Then last night I briefly took the first place, and I actually did it....I am satisfied even if it was only for a short while.

This wave is indeed a good job, I am very happy to see it.

Another thing that surprises me is that when this cover was posted, many Maoke readers actually said that the cat in the picture looked like it was being poked...

All I can say is that I was shocked. I have been using the emoticons for several months and have never thought about it.

If any reader can find out the source of this cat picture and provide a searchable link to the cat picture, Lingchi will be punished... No, it will be counted as 5 additional chapters and the reward will be accumulated as above.