King Engine Of One Punch Man

"Hey, king, we have arranged the itinerary for the hero promotion event. Is it convenient for you to come over these few days?"

"Cic, if I let me pick up advertisements for that kind of product in the future, I will blow you to dust. Also, I'm upset these few days and I don't have time."

In a few words, the call between Wang Feng and Xi Qi ended immediately.

"Well, if this hero propaganda event is for film propaganda or company propaganda, I will definitely kick Xiqi's big nose."

Wang Feng's "Weilong" hot strip advertisement and Nice underwear advertisements taken two days ago have been popular in 26 cities. Countless men, women and children always take hot strips with them when they take to the streets. When weirdos appear, they did not scream and did not run away. , But calmly ate the spicy strips and was shocked. What's more, some people actually believed that Nice underwear was better than body armor. They wore Nice underwear and looked for weirdos desperately. Of course, the ending was naturally horrible.

Alas, this is the tragedy of the inconsistency between advertising and products. However, there is no advertising law in this world, and no one manages the nonsense advertising industry.

Faced with this situation, Wang Feng went to the M City TV station that night to tell everyone not to believe in advertisements. Spicy strips do not actually have the function of replenishing energy, and Nice also cannot resist the rocket launcher, allowing everyone to shop wisely.

Even so, "Weilong" spicy strips and Nice underwear are still popular among mankind, and the sales of the two companies are rising. Other companies are jealous when seeing this magical situation, and they have asked the Heroes' Association to pay and contribute. King helped to shoot the advertisement.

The Heroes Association wanted to make money, but Wang Feng had already spoken. They didn't dare to challenge Wang Feng's bottom line, so they reluctantly rejected the offer from the merchants, and at the same time actively recommended other heroes and inquired from the merchants.

Not to mention, there are really many businessmen looking for other heroes to endorse their products. Although they do not have the sensational effect of Wang Feng, they have also played a certain role and increased a lot of sales.

The professional heroes of the Heroes Association have become a new profession, combining the characteristics of many traditional professions such as celebrities and police officers. They form a family, that is, they have a group of fans like celebrities. For example, Jenos will often receive a box of fans in the future. Xin, like celebrities, is well-known and even endorses products, and at the same time, it has the responsibility of policemen and soldiers-eliminating weirdos and resisting disasters, and has its own characteristics: C-level heroes will actively do good deeds and draw closer relations with the people. .

In short, heroes have become a new and popular profession. Many young people are eager to become heroes. Unfortunately, the heroic assessment of the Heroes Association has become more and more strict, resulting in the number of heroes has not been raised. Six examination rooms are held every half month. The selection of heroes started from the first hero selection exam. It has reached the 51st session. More and more people are taking the exam. The 51st session has reached more than 10,000 people. However, very few people can pass. In each assessment, only two or three people can become heroes, and even some of them are all unqualified.

This kind of assessment system was already very strict. However, the Heroes Association believes that it is not enough, and continues to increase the difficulty of the assessment. It is conceivable that the people who can pass the assessment in the future are definitely human elites.

"Cut, I'm so depressed, go out and get some breath."

Before Wang Feng went out, he observed the vaccine human egg, and found that after a few days, there was still no movement, and he didn't know if it was a dead egg.

"Supermarket sale, supermarket sale, Weilong spicy strips, come buy it."

"We have purchased a new batch of Nice underwear in the Pingyi store, and welcome everyone to come and buy."

"Buy a pair of Nice underwear and give a poster of King wearing only pants. Girls, pass by, don't miss it, buy it back, kneel and lick..."

When Wang Feng went out on the street, he was immediately dumbfounded. The street was full of Weilong spicy strips and Nice underwear. He knew that his two advertisements caused a sensation. He never expected that it would become so popular. This kind of phenomenon, well, the phenomenon-level advertisements-king's hot blood and king's passion panties.

A middle-aged and second-year young man on the street chewed on the spicy stick and shouted: "If the hero escapes, then who will fight?"

Wang Feng's plagiarism of undocumented knights has become popular, and it has become a slogan that teenagers must chant before fighting. The original enthusiasm of the sentence has become full of second-year aura.

"Wow, king is so cool and so cool."

A young girl came out of the underwear shop with a bag in her hand. On it was the Nice logo "▼", an inverted triangle, and at the same time she was holding a poster. It was King standing in the ruins only wearing underwear, coldly. The expression is highly sought after by women.

Wang Feng looked at the girl with black lines all over his head, as if she had won a treasure, her eyes glowing staring at the honey bulge on the king's panties in the poster, little sister, where do you look! ? Uncle, I'm also a person who wants a face.

"Hey, the world is getting worse..."

He shook his head and sighed with pity.

"This little sister, give me your panties..."

Just as Wang Feng was about to leave, a rough voice came. He looked back and saw that an enlarged version of the boxer briefs was refined. A face was printed on the underwear, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a wide-nosed sausage mouth. Rough, full of limbs, hands with gloves, oh no, a closer look at the briefs, wearing flip-flops under the feet, hey, fucking, look dazzling, not flip-flops, but T-shaped pants, on the head Wearing a turban hat, uh, it seems to be a pair of... boxer briefs, F*ck, that... the brand symbol is an inverted triangle-Nice! ?

This is... the underpants freak?

"Huh!? Weird..."

The girl who bought Nice underwear just uttered a loud scream. Immediately, she unfolded the poster and shouted: "King husband, please protect me..."

Wang Feng: "..." Is there really such a naive person in the world? Do you think his portrait can ward off evil spirits? If so, what else does the hero do? Simply post a portrait of him in front of everyone's door, then the world will be peaceful.

"Ah, idol~"

However, when the underpants freak saw the portrait of King, his eyes widened and shone brightly, covering his face with his hands, screaming in excitement and shyness like a star chaser.

"..."

Weird things happen every year, especially this year, Ma Dan, I still have weird fans?

Wang Feng touched the tip of his nose and couldn't laugh or cry.

"Emergency notice, emergency notice, citizens of City M, please be aware that there is an underpants weird in the commercial street, and the evaluation level is wolf. Before the weird is eliminated, citizens are requested to stay away, and citizens are requested to stay away..."

The siren siren of the Association of M City issued a notification.

"Huh? The weirdo is here, run."

"Come on, let's be shocked."

"Don't be afraid, I have Nice underwear, and his injury is not effective for me."

Hearing the announcement from the Heroes' Association in the busy commercial street, he immediately got into a mess and fled in a shrill voice.

"Seeing that you are also a fan of Lord King, I will let you go."

After seeing the King character poster, the underpants freak showed mercy and let the girl go.

"Thank you for your protection, husband king."

The girl was pleasantly surprised and kissed the portrait of King. It’s okay. The problem is girl, where do you put your mouth? Can you be more serious? Brother is also a person with a face and a face. If you do this, I don't want face! ?

"Hey, guy in the peaked cap, hand over your underwear."

The pedestrians on the street ran away, leaving only Wang Feng, who was not moving. If he were the previous one, he would have ran away early, but now he is holding two two-star cards and a four-star card, he will be afraid of one. Wolf-level weirdo?

He already has the capital and doesn't have to run away. Ever since he came into this world, he always runs away every time he encounters a weird person. It's too shameful. He is also a hot-blooded man, and he is also looking forward to a thrilling battle, this time...

"Let me have a good fight!"

The corner of Wang Feng's mouth hidden under his peaked cap snapped, and his cells became excited. Is the first battle in his life finally coming, then... which card should I use to end you? Panties?

"Thunder and lightning strike!"

A sudden roar sounded from behind the weird underpants, and an iron rod with an electric arc slammed on the back of the weird underpants.

"what!?"

The underpants weird screamed, staggered to the ground, convulsed and numb all over, like a Parkinson's disease.

"Hey, KO!"

The assailant made the sentence triumphantly.

Wang Feng silently glanced at the attacker and the underpants weird that had no combat effectiveness, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "I...grass!?" The excitement in his body drifted lonely with the wind.

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