King of all entertainment
Chapter 1: The Sleepy Otaku
"Puff...Puff..." Along with this sound, the whole house was filled with the aroma of food.
A middle-aged woman who looked about thirty years old shouted loudly while stirring the cabbage in the pot: "Xiaoyu, get up quickly, it's time to eat!"
quite a while...
Except for the sound of cooking, there was still no other sound in the room.
"It's like this again..." The middle-aged woman looked like she was used to it, shook her head helplessly, and shouted again: "Xiaoyu, you have eaten and you are still sleeping."
However, after a long time, there was still no movement in the house.
"Oh...it's true. It happens like this every time. Why can't I get enough sleep?" Seeing this, the middle-aged woman turned off the fire with a "pop", turned around and left the kitchen, stepped on her slippers and came to a room.
Fan the door in front of the room.
When you open the door, the first impression you get is "brightness".
In the room of about ten square meters, the walls are painted white, and the large floor-to-ceiling windows are now tightly covered by sky blue curtains. On the bed in the middle of the room, you can see that there is a person covered in a big quilt.
In the quilt.
The middle-aged woman walked to the bed and lifted the quilt, revealing the figure of a young man. The middle-aged woman shouted angrily at the young man: "Guo Xiaoyu, get up. You've been sleeping all afternoon. Are you still sleeping?"
You’re already twenty, why do you still sleep every day? Why don’t you get enough sleep? Do you sleep all day long?”
"Well..." The young man turned over, with his messy hair on his head, opened his eyes faintly, looked at the middle-aged woman in front of him, and said, "Mom, what are you doing? I want to sleep." Then he started again.
Covered with quilt.
"Get up." The middle-aged woman lifted the quilt again and said sternly: "Get up, it's already past five o'clock, your dad will be back with Xiaoyi soon."
"Dad, did you pick him up? What kind of wind is blowing today? Dad actually has time to pick up his sister from school?" Although the boy was curious about his father's behavior, in the end, sleepiness overcame his curiosity. He turned over
, said to the middle-aged woman: "Dad will be back soon, doesn't that mean he hasn't come back yet?" After that, he covered himself with the quilt again.
"Still not getting up? Okay!" Seeing this, the middle-aged woman nodded lightly, turned around calmly, picked up the clothes and pants on the bedside cabinet, lifted the quilt, and threw the clothes and pants directly on the boy's head.
Go up and shout loudly: "Guo Xiaoyu, I order you, now! Immediately! Immediately! Get dressed and get up, and wait for your father and sister to come back for dinner." After saying this, the middle-aged woman turned around and left the room.
"Alas...it happens every time." Guo Xiaoyu unzipped his clothes from his face, got up and put on his clothes with a look of helplessness.
With messy hair, eyes that never wake up, simple clothes, and a pair of big round glasses, this is a typical otaku.
As an emerging species that only emerged in the 21st century, Guo Xiaoyu would never admit it. According to his words, "Where can there be such a handsome otaku?" Of course! This is all what he thinks.
Looking at the almanac hanging on the wall, which showed May 5, 2013, Guo Xiaoyu was in a daze. Although he had been in this world for twenty years, Guo Xiaoyu felt a little uncomfortable every time he saw the calendar.
It feels like it all happened yesterday.
That's right! Guo Xiaoyu, an otaku, is not originally from this world.
In his previous life, Guo Xiaoyu was an assistant director. His name sounds nice, but he actually helped the director serve tea and water, record some scene notes, and in short, he had to take care of a lot of messy chores.
In his previous life, Guo Xiaoyu, who had just graduated from college, joined a film crew and worked as a reporter. After working for a few years, he met a girlfriend. Under her supervision, Guo Xiaoyu worked hard and worked hard for several years, and finally got into the role.
He got the position of assistant director, but his surname was too lazy, and his girlfriend finally couldn't bear it and left him. So, he once again lived a life of hanging around and waiting to die.
After working as an assistant director until he reached middle age, Guo Xiaoyu finally got the opportunity to shoot a short film by himself. After confirming the news, Guo Xiaoyu and a group of buddies had a good drink.
As a result, he drank himself unconscious. When Guo Xiaoyu woke up, he found that he had turned into a baby, which frightened him.
In this way, Guo Xiaoyu slowly adapted to his life despite being frightened, slowly got to know the people around him, and slowly got to know the world.
Guo Xiaoyu's father in this life is the director of a television station. This television station was the popular Mango Channel in his previous life. Guo's father has directed several variety shows, large and small, but they are not very famous. In fact, his father's ability is
In some cases, according to Guo Xiaoyu, it was a lack of luck that did not allow him to encounter a program with potential, which led to his current lukewarm results.
His mother works in a TV station with his father. She is a makeup artist. Compared with his father, his mother is much more famous. The makeup of several top hosts on the TV station is
She did the painting, so most people in the TV station respected his mother. However, in Guo Xiaoyu's opinion, this kind of respect was necessary. After all, if someone made the makeup artist unhappy, he would have to suffer.
Already.
Guo Xiaoyu also has a five-year-old little sister - Guo Xiaoyi. She has been weird since she was a child. According to Guo Xiaoyu, she is a monkey spirit. When she grows up, she will definitely be sold to others and they will have to count the money for her.
Team, she is currently in kindergarten class, and Guo’s father has to pick her up and down from school every day.
Finally, there is our Guo Xiaoyu. As a time traveler, he does not look like a time traveler at all. He does not have the power of a tiger to dominate the world, nor is he inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people. He is not rich enough to rival a country or powerful.
Guo Xiaoyu's twenty years in charge of the country can be described in four words - eating and waiting to die.
From elementary school to now, his performance has always been mediocre and unremarkable in terms of grades, sports, and other aspects. The only time he looked like a time traveler was when he was in junior high school.
, in order to let my father and mother buy a computer for me, I took the exam
Ranked third in the whole grade, he has returned to his original self since then. It's not that Guo Xiaoyu can't do better, but he doesn't want to. If a tree is as good as the forest, the wind will destroy it. Guo Xiaoyu himself is a person with no pursuits.
, he would not have reached the position of assistant director in his previous life if it had not been forced by his girlfriend.
Guo Xiaoyu now lives a carefree life, unlike his previous life where he had endless problems to worry about. All the troubles in his previous life can now be easily solved, so Guo Xiaoyu has developed a special hobby - sleeping at home.
.He sleeps whenever he has time now, as if he never gets enough sleep, so the scene where Guo Xiaoyu and his mother just had a confrontation happens almost every day.
Over the years, Guo Xiaoyu also learned about the world. He found that the place he was in was still the Celestial Empire. Some things that had originally happened still happened to him, but some things that should have happened had completely disappeared.
For example:
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" still won the Best Foreign Language Film Award at the 73rd Academy Awards, becoming the only Chinese-language film to win this award so far.
The voices of the Four Heavenly Kings still resound throughout Asia and have become the object of worship for millions of people.
A certain popular movie star encountered n number of gates in one year. From the splash gate, the corner gate, the soup gate, the fraudulent donation gate, to the room opening gate, compound gate, and breakup gate, this movie star
This year was like having a nightmare, which caused her to fall from heaven to earth.
The beauty of a generation, our beautiful "Xiang Fei" empress, still left us forever in a car accident.
Relatives and friends of Queen Anita Mui are still quarreling over her inheritance.
Michael, the King of Heaven, will always be in our memory.
Teacher Chen's camera still caused a storm that shocked the entire entertainment industry.
...
Of course, there are many things that originally happened but are completely different.
The Diaoyu Islands still belong to China, and a certain island country has completely given up the idea of causing trouble.
Many of those movies that have been huge hits at the box office and won numerous awards have not yet appeared.
Most of those popular songs have also disappeared.
The movie that set a box office record in the Chinese film industry in the previous life did not even appear.
...
It was in these same or different things that Guo Xiaoyu spent his twenty years.
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