King of all entertainment

The day before Guo Xiaoyu returned to China, the movie "Love Bank" written by him and directed by Guo's father, starring Ke Zhendong and Li Feier, was officially released. This romantic and heartwarming love film earned 33 million box office on the first day.

, defeated many so-called big-budget movies, Guo's unique and warm style created a whirlwind in the Chinese film industry, and he was called "the most romantic director" by everyone!

With this movie, Ke Zhendong and Li Feier have truly become first-line popular idols. Among the new generation of actors, only a few people such as Guo Xiaoyu and Han Geng are more popular than them.

In just one week, the box office of "Love Bank" has exceeded 100 million. A movie with a cost of only 3 million has received 100 million in box office in one week. It is not a miracle. "Love Bank" has also aroused people's interest in love.

A trend of scrutiny. In the film, why did Ke Zhendong open a "Love Bank" to store love for a period of one year? Is this the sweetness of love, or is it sad?

When "Love Bank" was a hit at the box office, Tony Leung began to search around the world for scenes needed for the filming of "War" based on Guo Xiaoyu's eyeballs, and suggested some buildings that would be involved. The most difficult one was the Hong Kong Political and Legal Hall.

, if Brother Cheng Long hadn’t come forward, it would definitely not have been possible!

Lu Ming also became busy. While discussing specific cooperation matters with Warner, he also wanted to invite a professional demolition team. Even the planes and ships to be used in the play were also responsible for Lu Ming. Originally, these were Liang Jiaming's affairs.

, but he had too few people on hand and was really too busy, so he had no choice but to ask Lu Ming.

When everyone is busy, what is our Guo Xiaoyu doing?

Get into bed!

No! You are too evil! But after you finish the business, you can still roll on the bed sheets, cough cough...

"Love Bank" has been released for two weeks and has grossed a total of 160 million at the box office. Looking at the situation, it will be over 200 million when it is released. Papa Guo has officially been promoted to a small-budget film in the Chinese film industry.

The king!

At this time, "33 Days of Love" is about to start promoting. First of all, Bai Baihe and Jay Chou, they still have to appear on the variety show. It is worth mentioning that Kuai Ben and Tian Tian Xiang did not see Guo Guo again.

Xiaoyu's figure appeared. This caused a lot of discussion among the people.

And Guo Xiaoyu started the second step. He wanted to post part of the plot of "33 Days of Love" online.

Movie name: 33 Days Without Love

Male and female protagonists: Wang Xiaojian, Huang Xiaoxian

Introduction: A thousand pounds of friendship cannot be matched by four ounces of breasts. This is the story of a lovelorn girl who lacks four ounces of breasts and a vicious-tongued man with strict sissy tendencies.

After Guo Xiaoyu posted this Weibo, he hugged Deng Ziqi and went to bed. No one knows how much sensation this Weibo caused on the Internet:

"What does Xiaoyu mean by this hair?"

"Isn't this Xiaoyu's upcoming movie? Last time I saw Jay Chou and others promoting this movie in "Kuaiben"."

"What does Xiaoyu's hair here mean?"

"I really wish there was only one. Either Xiaoyu's number was stolen or he wanted to spoil it himself first."

"I'm mentally ill upstairs. But this introduction is really interesting. A thousand pounds of friendship is not worth as much as a pound of breast! What a wise saying!"

"Yes, yes! Last time Bai Baihe came to Kuaiben and said that those lines in the play were so classic that she couldn't stop praising them."

"Xiaoyu, don't be shy and keep posting!"

"Xiaoyu, you are so good at supervising!"

"Xiaoyu, you are so funny, does your wife know..."

A good discussion room was turned into a crusade against Guo Xiaoyu by these guys. When he was released the next day, when he saw the speeches of these guys, he first said: "Be careful with the guys who slandered me last night.

." It was followed by a picture of a person wearing sunglasses and a knife dripping with blood.

"The sales are so cute. Hurry up!"

"Xiaoyu, if you keep teasing..."

The comments made by these guys made Deng Ziqi laugh so hard that his stomach ached, while Guo Xiaoyu's face was already darker than the bottom of the pot.

"Go on, these guys are really ruthless." In fact, there are only two types of people who actually said this on Weibo, one is Chun Heizi, and the other is the old man from the Winged Legion. Guo Xiaoyu often chats with them.

Damn it, they are already used to this pattern of harming friends.

Guo Xiaoyu posted the first scene of "33 Days of Love" on Instagram, which is the scene where Huang Xiaoxian meets her ex-boyfriend and her best friend in a shopping mall.

After describing this scene in just a thousand words, Guo Xiaoyu disappeared again.

"Sure enough, your best friend is your own worst enemy!"

"My best friend and her boyfriend got together, isn't Xiaoyu filming an urban ethics drama?"

"Can you stop being funny upstairs? I told you it's an urban romance drama, so calm down and watch the rest."

Huang Xiaoxian did not cry or make trouble at that time, he turned around and left... At this point in the plot, Guo Xiaoyu gave everyone six big points...

"Holy shit, it's gone now?"

"Xiaoyu, you are unreasonable! You only have a thousand words and you are gone?"

"Guo Xiaoyu, you really should learn from online writers, what the hell are you doing?"

No matter how much they complain, our Guo Xiaoyu has already hugged Deng Ziqi to warm her bed.

The next day, Guo Xiaoyu wrote the whole article about Huang Xiaoxian's inner activities. In short, the things that appeared on the second day except Huang Xiaoxian himself were a fish tank and a stained wedding dress, and then there was nothing. Now the complaints were louder.

It's more serious, Ben

It’s not enough to update. You still write about your inner activities. Why don’t you have fun like this! People have compared Guo Xiaoyu’s description of his inner activities to the 16-minute three-pointer shot by Hisashi Mitsui in “Slam Dunk”. We

Can we still have fun together?

On the third day, the second main character appeared - Big Lao Wang! This sharp-tongued boss suddenly attracted everyone's attention. He is simply the incarnation of the evil capitalism!

On the fifth day, after Wang Xiaojian, played by Guo Xiaoyu, appeared, they realized that Big Lao Wang was really nothing. Big Lao Wang could only be regarded as sharp-tongued, while Wang Xiaojian was simply a bitch to the extreme.

, everyone finally knows why Guo Xiaoyu deserves to be defined by Wang Xiaojian as a venomous tongue, but they really haven’t noticed it yet. Guo Xiaoyu explained at the end that being a sissy is mainly about behavior. If even the language is sissy, then she is really a sissy.

Got it!

The conversation between Huang Xiaoxian and Wang Xiaojian when they met completely attracted everyone's attention. The content of this conversation was so exciting and creative! Everyone expressed that they wanted to open Guo Xiaoyu's brain to see what it was like.

What a sinister man could come up with such a classic dialogue!

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