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Teacher He took out a card from behind, looked at Guo Xiaoyu and asked: "Xiaoyu, here are a few questions that everyone wants to ask you. Please answer them."

"What are you playing again?" For some reason, Guo Xiaoyu had a bad feeling.

"Just asking a few questions." Teacher He said: "Listen up, the first question is, what does "Unknown Jue Li" mean, and under what circumstances did you come up with it?"

"This, Xiaoyi said it just now, I just don't understand what it means, but I think it's so awesome. As for how I came up with it, let me think about it..." After a while, Guo Xiaoyu continued: "Me neither

I know, it just popped up out of nowhere." In fact, Guo Xiaoyu still can't believe that the need for "unknown jueli" has not appeared yet, and as a result, he has become the master of this language.

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"What kind of answer is this?" Teacher He obviously didn't buy Guo Xiaoyu's account.

"No matter, Teacher He, please ask the second question quickly. I want to see how he answers." From Xie Na's expression, Guo Xiaoyu could tell that there was nothing good going on.

Teacher He was still struggling with Guo Xiaoyu's first question. After hearing Xie Na's words, his interest also increased and he asked with a proud face: "For the second question, can Guo Xiaoyu sleep for the longest day?"

a couple of hours?"

"Ah, what kind of problem is this?" Guo Xiaoyu looked at Teacher He with a look of helplessness.

"Don't be cute to win sympathy, answer the questions quickly." Xie Na's words are no good.

Of course Guo Xiaoyu refused to admit that sleeping in was such an honorable thing. He said sternly: "How is that possible? Do you think I am the kind of person who likes to sleep in?"

"I didn't say you like to sleep in, I just asked you how many hours you can sleep a day. This is what you admitted yourself." Guo Xiaoyu, Guo Xiaoyu, you have really wasted your two lives.

"I know you won't admit it. Let's take a look at the gift given to Guo Xiaoyu by the team behind "Where Are We Going, Dad?"

At this time, a video started playing on the big screen behind him.

"Guo Xiaoyu, get up." Following this figure, Qin Feng's person appeared on the screen. Qin Feng walked to the bed, pulled the quilt, and shouted again: "Get up."

"Well..." The quilt was lifted, and Guo Xiaoyu appeared with messy hair. He stretched out a finger and said, "One minute, I'll sleep for another minute." Then he lay down again.

"Let me go, wasn't this the last time we were in the hotel? When did these guys take the photo?"

Then the screen turned, Guo Xiaoyu was brushing his teeth in the toilet, but after brushing and brushing, he couldn't move. Then Qin Feng came in, pushed Guo Xiaoyu, and said: "Hey, no, you can sleep like this."

With?"

When the video played to this point, the entire audience laughed, but Xie Na laughed the most exaggeratedly. He squatted down, laughing and shouting: "Ouch, I have a stomachache, I have to brush my teeth."

I fell asleep, oh, you are so talented."

Guo Xiaoyu glared at Xie Na fiercely, and then asked Qin Feng and the others: "Tell me, which of you did it?"

"It's not me." The three of them shook their heads again, and I just waved.

"Um?"

"It's him." Mo Yanyun and Li Qian pointed at Qin Feng, but Qin Feng waved his finger around and still didn't know where to put it.

"I'll take care of you later." After saying that, Guo Xiaoyu turned his eyes to the video again.

At this time, the video began to play. When Guo Xiaoyu was a child, from elementary school to when he was on leave from college, he was always sleeping at every age, and Guo's mother was always waking him up.

"Xiaoyu, wake up."

"Guo Xiaoyu, get up."

"Brother, mother wants you to get up for dinner."

"Xiaoyu, why are you still sleeping?"

"Can you get up?"

The video simply turned Guo Xiaoyu upside down. Guo Xiaoyu almost cried while watching the video. When were these things taken? He even cried once when he was born and then fell asleep.

Yes. Look at this one again. Isn’t that the one where I fell asleep alone in the classroom after elementary school? How come there are videos of myself in school? Do you want to play like this?

"Hahaha...Director...Director, stop...stop, I...I can't do it anymore." Xie Na was hiding on the ground, holding her stomach, laughing with tears. Teacher He was not much better either.

Go, the whole person bent over with laughter, and the three instigators, Qin Feng and the others, also held their stomachs and laughed wildly. Guo Xiaoyu glared at them fiercely: "It's all you, how dare you laugh?" Qin Feng and the other three were laughing happily.

, where can I control Guo Xiaoyu?

At this time, Wu Xin held her stomach and said: "Look, I think this one is the most powerful. He actually fell asleep while brushing his teeth. It's really weird." The director was so cooperative that Wu Xin called out the one who was brushing his teeth just after he finished speaking.

screen.

"No, no, no." Xie Na continued: "Look, after school, everyone else has gone home, and he fell asleep on the table. How much does he dislike going to school?"

"And, and more." Brother Jia also ran up to join in the fun: "The family went to the park to play and fell asleep on the carousel. It was so enjoyable."

At this time, Guo's father also said: "You don't know, there was another time that my mother and I didn't take the photo. When he was in kindergarten, he had dinner at home, ate, and fell asleep while eating. It was even worse.

Yes, he didn't forget to put rice into his mouth even when he fell asleep."

"Dad..." The culprit was found, but this culprit was tougher. Guo Xiaoyu could only turn his head and stare at Qin Feng and the others, and once again threatened fiercely: "You are finished, just wait for me."

After everyone had laughed enough, Teacher He said: "Xiaoyu, starting from today, you will be crowned the new generation of sleeping god by everyone."

"I remember the previous generation of Sleep God was Jay Chou, right?"

"Sister, Jay Chou only fell asleep while recording the song, and this one fell asleep while brushing his teeth. It was a total failure." When did Wu Xin learn Guo Xiaoyi's finishing skills?

"Okay, okay." Teacher He smoothed things over and said, "Our Xiaoyu should still be very diligent, okay?"

"Yes, yes, you are indeed very diligent. Even when you fall asleep, you don't forget to pick up rice." Wu Xin, please wait for me too.

Seeing that he was about to burst into laughter again, Teacher He said: "Let our sleeping god Guo Xiaoyu bring us a new song. It is a brand new song. The lyrics, music and singing are all written by Guo Xiaoyu."

You can see through someone's yellowed old photos

No matter how carefully you look, you can't see it

Who was he thinking about at that time?

You want to see through who is sincere but raise your eyebrows

He said a few words and every word

In the end, I still can’t tell whether it’s white or black.

People who are biased are always biased

Use lying as the front line

Every day seems endless

Pretending to be a fairy like crazy

.......

This song is exactly what Guo Xiaoyu sang. Teacher He took this opportunity to tell this song to all the audience.

After singing the song, Guo Xiaoyu left the scene first. The subsequent recording had nothing to do with him. He needed to go home quickly and have a good sleep. He was a little tired...