King of Black Mist
Chapter 286 Span the queen’s ass
[Name: Dragon Whale Bone Horn]
[Type: props]
[Quality: B]
[Special effect: Blow the bone horn to summon a dragon whale]
[Minimum usage conditions: "Ability" 50 points or more; Perception 9 points]
[Introduction: 1. The horn is forged from the vertebrae of the dragon whale. It seals the soul of the dragon whale and can completely summon a dragon whale;
2. Dragon Whale: Huge in stature, with a strength of 300,000 kilograms, and the ability to overturn rivers and oceans]
[Remarks: Three hundred thousand pounds depends on your development, and so does your body shape. It’s just bragging that you’re over the top]
This note should have been written by a certain male auditor, not Xiaoyue and the others.
Li Changzhou put the simple green horn to his lips and breathed in, but nothing happened.
A vacuum makes no sound.
Unable to see the specific effect, Li Changzhou had no choice but to save the "Dragon Whale Bone Horn" first, then transformed into the Green Bee Sword and hid it in his sleeve, jumped up, and landed on the Moon Mountains.
In the sea of moon at the foot of the mountains, Emperor Jiajing, Concubine Cao Duan, Shang Meiren, and some palace ladies performed male and female acrobatics in front of the whole earth.
Before he could see clearly, Li Changzhou looked away again.
He was not interested in other women's bodies, and he was even less interested in Emperor Jiajing. He sat cross-legged on the spot, closing his eyes again and meditating.
Emperor Jiajing and his concubines and beauties put on their clothes and waited for a while before Li Changzhou fell into the moon sea.
As soon as they saw him, the faces of Concubine Cao Duan, Shang Meiren and other women who had calmed down immediately turned red again. They were indeed the beauties chosen by the whole country, and they were really beautiful when they were shy.
Li Changzhou turned a blind eye and returned to the side hall with a few people.
Huang Jin, who had been waiting for a long time, immediately put on clean shoes for Emperor Jiajing, and the concubine, beauty and palace maid left on their own.
After cleaning up, the two sat across from each other again.
Li Changzhou smiled and asked Emperor Jiajing: "Your Majesty, the foundation building has been completed on the first day. How do you feel?"
Emperor Jiajing closed his eyes slightly, not knowing whether he was feeling his gradually healthy body or recalling one-sixth of the moon's gravity.
"Wonderful." He opened his eyes, "Marquis Shenxian, I got what you asked for. From today on, you can go in and out of the inner treasury at will and read Taoist books. When I officially start practicing Taoism, I will let you take charge of the Taoist sects in the world."
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
Li Changzhou went directly to the inner treasury, seizing all the time.
After he left, Huang Jin asked cautiously: "Master, do you need Dr. Xuan?"
Emperor Jiajing, who was sitting cross-legged and meditating, still practicing the art of breathing in and out, did not open his eyes. After a while, he said, "Call Li Shizhen."
Huang Jin tiptoed over, and not long after, Li Shizhen came to take Emperor Jiajing's pulse.
Emperor Jiajing maintained his meditating posture. Li Shizhen did not open his eyes when he came, but just put his hands on his knees.
"Mr. Li, how are you?" Huang Jin asked softly.
Li Shizhen has jet black hair, a long beard hanging down her chest, and her eyes are as bright as two wicks.
He pinched his beard and pondered for a while: "Your Majesty's pulse is much stronger than yesterday, and his qi and blood are also strong. It doesn't look like he took some tiger and wolf medicine, except for some kidney deficiency and essence deficiency-"
Before he finished speaking, Huang Jin shouted in a low voice: "Li Shizhen, you are so presumptuous!"
"Forget it." Emperor Jiajing still closed his eyes, "If the ministers don't tell the truth, my empire will perish; if the imperial doctor doesn't tell the truth, I won't get better either."
"Bah, bah, bah, master, today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, you can't say this!"
"What about the first and second days of the Lunar New Year? I want to change it. Tomorrow is July. Li Shizhen, I ask you, is my body really stronger than yesterday?"
Li Shizhen looked at Emperor Jiajing, who was meditating with his eyes closed and looking calm, and replied: "Your Majesty, I have been practicing medicine for half my life and never make fun of treating diseases and saving people."
"Is there anything wrong?" Emperor Jiajing asked again.
"A young man who is close to women can nourish his body without using tiger or wolf medicine; he who practices benevolent governance and drives away alchemists can nourish his mind - these two methods can both save His Majesty and cure the Ming Dynasty."
"Li Shizhen, you—" Huang Jin pointed at him angrily, "Get out of here!"
Li Shizhen handed him over and left, extremely chic.
Li Shizhen, who was so handsome and capable, had to work in the imperial hospital under the suppression of Longmai. One day, he would treat the emperor and tomorrow he would take the pulse of the prince.
"Huang Jin."
"My servant is here." Huang Jin bent down.
"You go down too."
When Huang Jin went down, all the eunuchs and maids followed him out, and the door was also closed.
Except for Emperor Jiajing, the only thing that can move in the palace is the clear smoke from the incense burner.
Emperor Jiajing opened his eyes, stood up, walked to the incense burner cauldron, held it with both hands, and pushed it forward with all his strength.
"Hmph——" As Emperor Jiajing grunted, the incense burner cauldron moved forward by a pinch of distance.
In the empty palace, Emperor Jiajing clapped his hands together in front of his forehead, clapped silently, and paced back and forth.
"In justice, there are only gray hairs in this world, and noble people have no mercy on their heads. From today on, I will be the emperor for eternity and the human emperor for eternity!"
Emperor Jiajing had a very high level of understanding, and Taoist priests all over the world were fawning over him. The peerless Taoist books in the palace had long been rotten. If he could really become a Taoist, there was no guarantee that the tiger would return to the forest, and the dragon would enter the sea, without stopping!
Who doesn’t want to live forever?
In 5 billion years, the Milky Way will collide with the Andromeda Galaxy. Don’t you want to see what the scene will be like?
Or, what will the earth's technological civilization be like in 100 or 200 years? Will there be virtual reality? Will we meet aliens?
On the basis of immortality, what about possessing the world or powerful power?
Imagine the best life you can think of. You can live it forever. When you get tired of it, you can change it to another one. From now on, you can play, see, and even try it for billions of years, including handsome men, beautiful women, delicious food and scenery. Can humans reproduce with aliens and witness the sun extinguishing before their own eyes?
Even if it's just to stay young, who doesn't want that?
Who wants to have loose skin, tremble when walking, and have teeth that can’t even bite a piece of meat?
If you have more, you want to have more. Emperor Jiajing saw hope and made up his mind to seize the opportunity and do it at all costs.
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Li Changzhou read Taoist books in the inner treasury, and Yaochi left Chaotian Palace to meet with Yang Qinglan and Li Qianxia, preparing to inquire about the news together.
Five of Bi's men have arrived, and five of Yaochi's men are on their way.
The capital made of snow is spread out in the courtyard, very delicate.
"Sister Yao, I heard that you are my brother's wife?" Li Qianxia said with a smile.
"What sister Yao?" Yaochi rolled her eyes and said, "Sister-in-law."
Li Qianxia pretended to be shocked, widened her eyes, and then looked at Yang Qinglan fearing that the world would be in chaos.
Yaochi also looked at Yang Qinglan and said with a smile: "This is the identity assigned by the value game, which is the so-called match made in heaven."
Yang Qinglan was so beautiful that she smiled lightly and said, "You forgot that we are black cards."
"Chang Zhou and I are also white cards. Without Qian Xia, you wouldn't be able to meet him. Chang Zhou and I are just a couple."
"She said she didn't have you." Yang Qinglan said to Li Qianxia.
Li Qianxia immediately hugged Yang Qinglan's slender waist, and the two beautiful girls stood together.
She raised her chin and said to Yaochi: "Sister Yao, there is no day in the sky, I only have one sister-in-law, Lan Lan!"
Yaochi slapped his forehead with his hand, looked up and said, "I made a mistake. I only thought about fighting with my sisters and forgot to please my sister-in-law."
"She called you sister." Li Qianxia bit Yang Qinglan's ear, "What should I do?"
"It's not what I want to do, it's what your brother plans to do."
"I have confidence in my brother!"
"which aspect?"
"Qing~~Lan! How can you ask me such a shameful question! We are brothers and sisters!"
"I'm asking you - do you have confidence in his philandering, or in his single-mindedness?"
"Oh, this." Li Qianxia nodded and asked Yaochi, "Where is my brother? Why didn't he come?"
Changed the subject!
"Your brother is playing with Emperor Jiajing." Yaochi said with a smile.
As she spoke, she looked towards the corner of the yard. A pool of clear water gurgled out. Four people walked out of it, and then the pool of water turned into a translucent female player.
"Sister Yao, we are here." One of the five female players said.
"Sister Yao, why are they all girls?" Li Qianxia was a little curious. With Yaochi's instinct to "pamper the concubine", she should have men under her control.
"Because I want to pursue your brother, of course I can't have any men around me. By the way, remember to tell your brother about this." Yaochi specifically explained.
Li Qianxia looked at the five female players under Yaochi's command. One was plump, one was enchanting, one was beautiful, one was Xiaojiabiyu, and one was very spiritual. All of them were around 7 o'clock in charm.
Li Qianxia bit Yang Qinglan's ear again: "Sister-in-law, I heard that some ladies in ancient times would ask their maids to help them in order to win favor. Please be careful."
This is not the Forbidden City. Even if it is the Forbidden City, it doesn't matter. Which player here doesn't have the skill of hearing and seeing?
Some of the five female players looked calm, some were shy, and some were eager to try?
Yaochi neither denied nor admitted, standing there with a smile on her face, wearing a long purple dress, noble and elegant, but also a little bit out of place.
"Are you here to become immortals? Or are you here to fall in love?" Bi crossed her arms and flew over with candy in her mouth.
"I want both." Yaochi smiled.
Li Qianxia didn't say anything, she just held an empty fist and handed the "microphone" to Yang Qinglan's lips.
"There are always some people who have no self-awareness and want to challenge my charm." Yang Qinglan said.
"Your charm?" Yaochi seemed to have heard something funny.
"Li Changzhou fell in love with me at first sight." Yang Qinglan said calmly.
"."
Li Qianxia brought the "microphone" to her mouth: "I testify that it is true."
Yaochi pulled her into his arms and played with her hard. The purple skirt and the red skirt stuck together, and there were other people's colorful skirts, and the yard was colorful.
"I'm so annoyed. Why don't you go? A bunch of twenty-year-old aunts!" Bi said impatiently.
Li Qianxia shouted in Yaochi's arms: "Wow, you actually dare to call me aunt? I'm only ten years old, younger than you. I'm my brother's good sister, okay!"
"Okay." Yang Qinglan glanced at her.
"The last sentence, is it okay?" Li Qianxia raised her slender white index finger.
"explain."
"Qinglan, I suddenly feel that you have the temperament of a harem master."
Yang Qinglan wanted to be angry and laugh at the same time. She said, "Stop talking about this. Now that everyone is here, let's go."
"Wait a minute." Yaochi said, "I have a suggestion. Don't go to people outside the palace. Let's go to the Forbidden City. There is at least one animal player there, and something is wrong with the queen."
"No." Yang Qinglan objected, "We can't get any information from the players. In addition, we are doing something in the Forbidden City. Once we are discovered, it will affect Chang Zhou and add chaos to his plan."
Yaochi looked at her and said, "The queen seduced Li Changzhou last night and secretly touched his hand."
Yang Qinglan was silent, like a snow lotus that was originally fluttering in the wind and suddenly stopped.
"Inside the Forbidden City," she said carefully with picturesque eyebrows and a cool and melodious voice, "the monks cannot use magic. Now that we have many people and rich skills, we can join forces to use our skills to catch them and find out the news about the dragon's veins. "
"Knocking on the queen by the way?" Li Qianxia asked tentatively.
"If she knew." Yang Qinglan did not deny it.
Li Qianxia covered her mouth and smiled.
Yaochi glanced at Yang Qinglan twice and said, "You are quite cute."
Yang Qinglan only looked at her: "That's why Chang Zhou fell in love with me at first sight."
"It's quite annoying." Yaochi laughed.
Bifei was flying in the sky, with her hands behind her head, chewing on candies out of boredom.
Like Li Qianxia, she had no worldly thoughts about Li Changzhou.
Yaochi looked at the water girl: "Narcissus, take us into the palace."
The water girl nodded, her body sank, and the water splash area on the ground expanded.
"After entering, Qi Die, you are responsible for concealing your figure." Yaochi explained as he walked towards Shui Hua.
The plump female player responded.
Yao Chi sank into the water. Li Qianxia took Yang Qinglan's arm and pulled her up curiously.
Bi followed, followed by five of her men (also women, the tsar was obviously worried about having a man around his daughter).
After the other four subordinates of Yaochi entered, the pool shrank rapidly and disappeared in a blink of an eye, without a drop of water remaining on the ground.
The snowy scenery of the capital quickly collapsed and lay flat in the courtyard, becoming uninhabited again.
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Forbidden City, Imperial Garden.
The garden is full of dead branches covered by heavy snow, and there is a faint fragrance, the fragrance of wax plum blossoms.
It was still early at this time, and the morning light was rising slightly. In the imperial garden, more than forty maids were walking through the snow and among the flowers and trees, using hostas to remove the morning dew from the leaves of the flowers and trees, and catching it with cups.
"It's snowing and there's dew!" a palace maid complained. Her hands were cracked and her face was red from the cold. It was obvious that this kind of hard work had been going on for a long time.
"What should I do if there is no dew? The emperor uses it every day to cultivate immortality."
"Cultivation of immortals, I think he looks like a ghost. No matter what, I'll put some in the pond!"
Two palace maids in green clothes, carrying wet skirts, looked left and right, and walked cautiously to the edge of the imperial garden pool.
They caressed the water with their skirts and poured the water into the bottle drop by drop.
There was very little dew every day, sometimes only a small spoonful, so neither of them dared to get too much.
"Sister, look at my hand, it was stabbed again."
"Huh, my hands are also frozen like this!"
When they saw that the water was almost gone, they got up and left quickly, continuing to pretend to collect dew.
A group of fairy-like women stood on the water of the pool with flowers in full bloom, watching the two people go away.
"This Jiajing is not a good emperor." Li Qianxia said.
"Even those good emperors were bad in private matters. This is due to the time and status." Yaochi said, walking out of the pool, "Go to Kunning Palace first."
"If you dare to seduce my brother, I will spank her little ass!" Li Qianxia was very positive.
Yang Qinglan had no objection either.
With a slight lift of Bi's hand, the group walked seamlessly through the snow towards the Queen's residence.
Although it is winter and the flowers are withered, it is the imperial garden after all. Winter flowers such as wax plum, narcissus, geranium, winter jasmine and other winter flowers are used to create a spring-like scene.
Walking in the cloister of the carved beams and painted buildings, the breeze is cold and snowy, the garden is full of fragrance, the red walls and yellow tiles, the pavilions and pavilions are hidden in the snow.
As I was walking, two people came towards me.
"Then Mr. Li is indeed a man of real ability. He can really take us to the Moon Palace!"
"Of course, he is Li Changzhou."
A petite and cute girl, and a charming and charming young woman. The two of them were dressed in concubine costumes, followed by some eunuchs and maids.
"Does Concubine Duan know about Zhenren Li?"
"he is--"
"What's the matter, concubine?"
"Shang Meiren, do you feel that your health has improved a little since you came back from the Moon Palace?"
"Well! That's heaven after all!"
Yang Qinglan, Li Qianxia, Yaochi and others separated on both sides to let these people pass.
Then follow up.
"Concubine Duan, I'm going back first." Shang Meiren yawned.
"Wait, sister." Concubine Cao Duan grabbed Shang Meiren's wrist, "You are a new beauty and you don't understand the rules of the palace. Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year. Sisters from all the palaces have to go to the queen's place to meet the queen. The Queen will go with her to pay her respects to the Queen Mother."
"I want to go back to take a bath and change clothes. Just now on the Moon Palace -" Shang Meiren couldn't say such shameful things.
"It's too late, just go ahead!"
Before Shang Meiren could refuse again, Concubine Cao Duan took her and walked towards Ciqing Palace.
Yang Qinglan, Li Qianxia, Yaochi and others were still following behind them silently.
There is something wrong with Concubine Cao Duan, she clearly noticed them just now.
Those who can sense them in the palace are definitely not cultivators of this era, unless they can use the power of dragon veins like Shao Yuanjie.
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