King of Black Mist

Li Changzhou felt his face was warm, as if he was sitting by the fire pit when he was a child. He wiped his face and looked back, seeing that the little swan lady was just right.

"I -" He turned to Yang Qinglan for instructions, "Can I say a dirty word?"

"Can."

"Holy shit!" Li Changzhou stretched out his hand to catch the little swan lady. The fragrance was so fragrant that it made people subconsciously want to take a bite.

The Samadhi True Fire, riding on the Samadhi Divine Wind, rolled like a wave and headed toward the Liuguang Bridge.

Many creatures in the outer layer have turned into ashes. The fact that the little swan lady can be cooked just right is already a manifestation of the strength of the physical body.

"Ang!" The dragon girl looked up to the sky and roared, her dragon body twisting and turning.

rumble! !

There was a muffled thunder from the clouds, and heavy rain pattered down.

There were sounds of wind, thunder, rain, and the sound of roaring flames. In the blink of an eye, the entire South China Sea Fengbo Cliff became a mess.

I don’t know what kind of water this water is, but it can actually extinguish the true fire of Samadhi.

The woman in green and the woman in pink transformed, and with a crash, a willow tree and a peach tree appeared between the sky and the earth, and the two trees rose from the ground.

Willows and peach trees are getting bigger and bigger, their roots are like snakes coming out of their holes, winding into the South China Sea, while their branches and leaves are towering into the clouds, filling the sky and the earth.

The little stars that make up the Liuguang Bridge all fall on the willow trees and peach trees. The two trees are as bright as stars, like a dream.

Flames, violent winds, and heavy rains are like three giants fighting in the South China Sea. If they touch at will, they will burn the sky and boil the sea, but they can't invade the willows and peach trees at all.

The "BMW Carved Car" steps in the air, shuttles among the endless wicker branches, and petals rain down all over the car.

The Taoist dragon whales on the opposite side also shuttled among the peach blossoms and wicker branches one by one. They seemed to have entered a painting.

"What's going on?" Yaochi walked out.

"A fight started?" Li Qianxia also came out. She suddenly shouted, "Brother! What time is it? You are still eating roast duck!"

".This is roast goose!"

"It doesn't matter, everyone who sees it has a share, I want the duck wings."

Yang Qinglan used Ruyi in her hand to brush away the wicker sticks in front of her face. She was going to be so angry at this brother and sister. Why did they roast duck and goose?

Li Changzhou dodged Li Qianxia's outstretched hand. When the carriage passed a tree trunk, he placed the little swan lady among the peach blossoms.

A purple fire dragon rushed towards the carriage, the flames shining brightly, and it bared its teeth and claws.

Whoosh! A wicker rope fell down and tied Zilong's neck from behind.

When the divine wind of Samadhi blows, peach blossoms are like rain, and scales cover the purple dragon's body, suffocating it to death.

Li Changzhou's Emerald Bee Sword turned into a beast whip and whipped the horse's ass. The white horse struggled to free himself and led the carriage through the blazing fire, endless wicker and peach blossoms.

"It's like a spring outing!" Li Qianxia said happily, reaching out to catch the petals.

Yang Qinglan tapped her palm with Ruyi and said to Li Changzhou: "Choose one, help the Taoist priest or the dragon girl?"

boom!

A ball of lightning as thick as a water tank and dozens of meters long struck towards Li Changzhou.

Snapped! Li Changzhou pulled out his whip, and the apricot-yellow light collided with the lightning, canceling each other out.

"Does this need to be said? Of course the descendants of the dragon will help the dragon! Drive!" Li Changzhou drove the carriage towards the dragon whale.

Yang Qinglan's hand glowed with Ruyi and turned into a "laurel palace lantern".

She held the lantern in her left hand, held the palace lantern in her right hand, and blew gently on her pink lips.

call!

The cold white moonfire washed away and surrounded the carriage. Regardless of real fire, divine wind, thunder, or heavy rain, anyone who dared to come would be devoured by the moonfire.

Yaochi took out the Qiqin Knife and flicked the blade with his fingers.

Boom~

The thunderbird, electric crow, wind falcon, fire phoenix, crane, ibis, iron-winged eagle, seven birds spread their wings and replaced the BMW pulling the cart.

Seven birds raised their necks and neighed, and there were fire and lightning all the way, running rampant.

"Stop them!" Thirty dragon whales approached, and the Qingcheng Sword Sect formed a sword formation.

These Taoist priests pointed their hands, and the sword light filled the sky and hit them head and face.

Li Changzhou raised his whip with just one stroke.

The water-based true light fused with "Xuan Shui" turned into a black dragon, eating half the sky's sword energy in one bite.

"What a powerful magic, it disperses the sword light!"

The Qingcheng sword light that merged into a river suddenly exploded and struck from all directions.

"What a waste of mana, Qian Xia!" Li Changzhou shouted.

Li Qianxia turned her mana into divine will, flicked it, and teleported with the carriage.

boom!

The sword light collided at the original position of the carriage, and the blast of air blew up the boundless wicker hanging from the sky like a gauze curtain.

The seven birds pulled the carriage and soared into the sky.

In the vast sea of ​​clouds, a strong wind blew against my face, and the true fire of Samadhi burned half of the sky red.

The dragon girl was surrounded by hundreds of dragon whales, and thunder spells, talismans, and sword lights were thrown to her like food.

"Qian Xia, go help her, remember to use less magic!" Yang Qinglan controlled the moon fire and collided with the Samadhi True Fire.

The magic power of human immortals is vast, but it is also very troublesome to replenish it.

When they fought against Jigong on the West Lake, she, Yaochi, and Li Qianxia did not take action. In addition to guarding against sneak attacks, they also wanted to save mana.

Even Li Changzhou and Jigong used their bodies to test each other at the beginning.

"Leave it to me!" Li Qianxia jumped out of the carriage.

She landed three meters below the carriage, and with a bang, her speed instantly broke the sound barrier, plowing a long ravine in the sea of ​​clouds, and rushed towards the battlefield.

A blood-colored steel gun appeared in her hand, and she wore a "corner jacket" outfit that was fused with Mi'er metal.

The hands moved, the gun barrel danced, and the head of a dragon whale was blown away.

The dragon whale was shot away by a thin steel gun, just like an island being carried away by a bamboo pole, which created a great sense of visual conflict.

Li Qianxia landed on Dragon Girl: "Little Dragon Girl, let me help you!"

The steel gun rotated, relying on physical skills to throw a nest of lightning from the Shenxiao sect towards a giant talisman sword, taking advantage of the situation.

The sky crackled, exploding like a bombing, and like countless fireworks igniting in an instant.

"Don't sit on me!" The dragon girl has dignity.

"Stop talking nonsense, look at me!"

The dragon girl transformed from a small jade white dragon into a mighty and majestic golden dragon. She was so angry that she looked up to the sky and roared.

The thunderous roar made the Taoist priests dizzy and lost control of their magic power; the mighty dragon power made the dragon whales freeze to death one by one and fall straight from the sea of ​​clouds.

Bang!

A dragon whale fell into the South China Sea, causing huge waves. The waves rushed to the clouds and were burned into white mist by the moon fire and the true fire of Samadhi.

The fog is billowing, all kinds of mana lights are flashing inside, and there is chaos.

A Taoist priest pushed aside the wicker, holding a talisman sword, and looked around cautiously.

In Fengbo Cliff in the South China Sea, spiritual consciousness cannot be released, and the dignified ascetics are as cautious as ordinary people.

Uh-huh!

The talisman sword glowed red and was about to be struck out, but on the opposite side was a Taoist priest from the Shenxiao sect holding a palm thunder.

They both breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

At this moment, two wicker sticks tied the two people up with a swish. Before the two people could shout to resist, there was a hula and the peach blossom petals wrapped the two people firmly.

In the blink of an eye, wicker and cross-stitch work together to complete the packaging.

When the fog dissipated, the willow tree was full of people, and the five leading human beings were defeated one by one.

Li Qianxia took the dragon girls who turned into golden dragons and captured two of them; the remaining three were turned into long blue silk ribbons by Tian Zhi and tied into rice dumplings.

Long Nu, Liu Shu and Tao Hua were surprised. They didn't expect that Yao Chi, who was so charming and so soft that she was about to collapse on the man next to her, could be so strong.

Taking care of three third-level human immortals is nothing to Yaochi.

If you don't be stingy with mana, you can suppress the opponent with just a flip of your hand wherever you need to use the fog.

After all, this was a third-class human immortal in the Song Dynasty. If Li Changzhou became a third-class human immortal in the era of 'human calamity', Yaochi might have to give him some face.

"What to do now?" Li Qianxia asked.

"Get off me first!" Dragon Girl has never been ridden before!

Not even the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva!

She was just standing next to Guanyin with Shancai Boy!

Li Qianxia patted Long Nu on the back and jumped down with a smile. She had one more thing to show off, but it was a pity that she couldn't do TikTok, otherwise the likes would definitely set a new record on the platform.

"Dragon Girl, what are you going to do with these people?" Li Changzhou pointed at the five immortals and the group of Taoist priests.

Dragon Girl didn't know what to do either.

"Kill them!" a monster shouted.

"These people killed many of us!" Some people agreed.

The Dragon Girl didn't want to kill her. After all, she was a Buddhist heavenly dragon. No matter whether she wanted to or not, she couldn't kill so many people in front of so many people.

But we can't just let them go.

"What do you think Fellow Daoist Li should do?" She couldn't help but ask Li Changzhou, who seemed to be a person who had experienced a lot.

Li Changzhou didn't want to kill these people. They were all teammates. Although they were not of great use, they could still deal with Long Nu.

"It's better to take them to the South China Sea together and let the Bodhisattva fall." He said.

The dragon girl thought for a while and nodded: "That's fine."

The rest of the people had nothing to say. These people were all loyal believers of Guanyin Bodhisattva - otherwise they wouldn't be here. When they heard that the Bodhisattva was being punished, they naturally had no objection.

Liuguang Bridge continued to move forward, and the woman in green deliberately returned the body of the Swan Lady to Li Changzhou.

"Can you eat it now?" Li Qianxia was drooling.

Is this edible?

Li Changzhou burned Little Swan Lady completely to ashes and scattered her ashes in the South China Sea. Although she died carelessly, the funeral was grand. This was all he could do for her.

"Life and death are impermanent." He sighed inwardly.

Just such a living life disappeared before his eyes. If he didn't have enough strength, he might have been killed so casually in the fight between gods and immortals.

"Forget it if you don't give it to me, why are you wasting food?!" Li Qianxia's eyes widened, completely puzzled by his actions.

"You have changed, Li Ergou," she looked at Li Changzhou. "In the past, if I dropped a grain of rice, you would pick it up and eat it, but now you burn a whole roasted goose to ashes."

"If Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing make soup, and I want to drink it, will you let me drink it?" Li Changzhou was speechless.

"What do you mean, this roast goose is a monster?" Li Qianxia gradually understood everything.

"It's over, it's over," she said to herself as she walked back to the carriage, "I don't want to eat roast goose for at least three months."

He looked like he had been severely physically and mentally devastated.

Li Changzhou, Yang Qinglan, and Yaochi looked at each other.

"One roast goose every day for the next three months?" Yaochi suggested.

"You are good or bad." Li Changzhou said.

"I have something worse." Yaochi put her hand on his shoulder and smiled meaningfully.

"It's so itchy." Li Changzhou shrugged his shoulders and used gentle force to push her fingers away. "I haven't taken a bath since I became a human fairy. It seems I need to take a bath."

"You haven't taken a shower since you became a human immortal?" Yaochi repeated in disbelief.

"Have you taken a shower?" Li Changzhou asked curiously, "Do you still need to take a shower to become an immortal?"

"From now on, if you don't wash yourself once a day, don't even think about going to bed." Yang Qinglan added a rule to the life between the two.

"You must take a shower," Yaochi and Yang Qinglan stood on a united front, "If you don't take a shower, you are not allowed to get on my bed!"

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Is taking a bath such a serious matter?

Li Changzhou can understand that ordinary people take baths every day, but when they become immortals, they still need to take baths. What is the difference between becoming immortals and not becoming immortals?

Isn't becoming an immortal just to reduce the trivial matters in life? No need to take a shower, brush your teeth, do laundry, go to the toilet, eat if possible, or sleep.

While Li Changzhou was thinking about these big questions, Liuguang Bridge passed Fengbo Cliff and arrived at Putuo Temple in Nanhai.

The four of them tensed their hearts and were ready for a fight at any time.

"Stay closer to me." Li Changzhou couldn't help but say.

Once a situation arises, he immediately uses "Teleport" to slip away, go to Tokyo (any Tokyo will do), and go to Lin'an City.

Yang Qinglan, Li Qianxia, ​​and Yaochi also knew the critical situation, and they were all within one palm of his hand.

"Humph, you know you're afraid?" Xiaoqing said sarcastically.

Li Changzhou glanced at her, but before he said anything, Bai Suzhen, who was gentle and enchanting, pulled Xiaoqing.

"Your sister is prettier than you, has stronger magic power than you, and is older than you. You should listen to her more." Li Changzhou advised kindly.

Li Qianxia, ​​who has handsome features and a sexy figure, pulled her brother and signaled him to stop talking.

If he continues to say this, Bai Suzhen will become the second Xiaoqing.

After going up to Putuo Mountain, the dragon girl sprinkled water from the lotus pond on everyone one by one. Then they passed through the purple bamboo forest and came to Guanyin Yuan.

Avalokitesvara is boundless, and it seems that as many people can walk in as many people want. Li Changzhou and others felt shocked, and looked at each other, knowing that they had entered Guanyin's dojo.

Li Changzhou glanced at the ID card. Fortunately, "Teleport" could still be used.

It seems that as long as they are not immortals and have no real world of their own, the 'region' cannot stop the "teleportation" skills.

In fact, Li Changzhou didn't know whether the world of immortals could be blocked. After all, he had never been in contact with it.

But if this is really the Buddhist kingdom of Tathagata Buddha, no matter whether it can be blocked or not, Li Changzhou will not try. Just like the Sansheng Stone, there are some things that are completely unnecessary to take risks.

Master Guanyin is standing in the courtyard, with a beaded crown and brocade robe, and a necklace floating on his back. He holds a willow branch in his right hand and a pure vase in his left hand.

The light shines brightly, and the clouds shine.

She was preaching, and a group of creatures were already sitting in the Guanyin Temple. Maybe they were originally from the Guanyin Temple, or maybe they were brought by the Shancai Boy.

Everyone did not talk and quietly found a place to sit down to listen to Guanyin's sermon. No one wanted to miss it. Li Changzhou pricked up his ears.

"There are countless cultivators in the world, and there are also countless ways to become immortals. To sum up, there are only six ways to become immortals."

Compared with the obscure scriptures in "Fragrant Leaf Crown", Guanyin Bodhisattva's words are simple and easy to understand, obviously considering that there are many little monsters here with low cultivation level and little education level.

"The first is the breathing method, which is mostly practiced by demons. By practicing this method, the breath can swallow the sun and the moon, and the body can move mountains and seas."

"Second, the method of contemplation, all things can be cultivated. This method is mainly to 'take advantage of the situation'. Mountains, rivers, sun, moon, and wonders of heaven and earth can all be visualized. There is also a wonderful book of heaven and earth, "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", which records the wonders of thousands of mountains and rivers, mythical beasts, and wonders." Spirits, such as candle dragons, can be transformed into giant pythons if you visualize them to the depths. When you close your eyes, it will be dark, and when you open your eyes, you will look down at the sun and moon. Their power is infinite."

"Third, the method of collecting medicine, the heaven and earth are ovens, and all things are elixirs. This method harms heaven and benefits oneself. It is the fastest in cultivation and the most difficult for human beings."

"Fourth, the method of caves and heavens. There are thirty-six caves and heavens in the world. If you find the corresponding method and open up the caves, you can obtain a steady stream of inspiration. This method requires a path, and it cannot be practiced by those who are not born in a wealthy family."

"Fifth, the Golden Pill Yuan Shen Technique, the Taoist Divine Technique, refining essence to turn into Qi, refining Qi into God, refining God to return to the void, refining the Void to combine with the Dan, and the Dan to break the infant to become a human immortal."

"Six, promotion method"