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Wow, super fierce: "Have you given your shikigami a state of retardation and wisdom? Otherwise, would she believe such a poor excuse?"

Aowu is so fierce: "Even a normal person wouldn't believe this!"

The eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "Bah! Do you think I am such an unscrupulous person in the eyes of the group leader? And I don't know how to reach this level of wisdom. Mobile version"

Eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "Plus Lan's strength is not weaker than mine!"

Wow, super fierce: "I didn't expect you to have such a little bit of strength!"

The eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "Pfft... I obviously have sex every day."

Miss Kaguya: "This kind of excuse is simply invincible. Sister Yakumo Murasaki really has no moral integrity. Maybe this is the world of the boss?"

Crazy Diamond: "I suddenly want to interview the group leader. What does it feel like to be a father? Is it excitement? Or exciting? Or is it shock?"

Aowu is so fierce: "I feel like I want to ban you for 10 minutes."

Crazy Diamond: "Yes... I'm sorry!!!!"

The main body is Coke: "Pfft...Josuke-senpai is so scared right now."

Painter at the entrance of ICBC: "How can this be called cowardice? This is called following one's inner feelings."

Ignorant Ying Zheng: "Follow your inner feelings? Isn't this just following your heart?"

I am very rich: "Kid Josuke, you can't be intimidated by power like this. Uncle Tony is very disappointed with your behavior! You should not be afraid of power and continue to speak your mind bravely!"

Crazy Diamond: "...How about Mr. Stark tell me something?"

Me, very rich: "Huh? Uncle Tony, my burger takeout has arrived. I'll tell you about it after I finish the double cheese beef burger."

Crazy Diamond: "Hey, hey, you are too scared! Are you embarrassed to tell me?"

The body is Coca-Cola: "Pfft, hahaha, red and hot, in a trance..."

"..."

Yagyu shook his head helplessly. Yakumo Murasaki did too many tricks. It must be said that this gap monster was so shameless even if he found an excuse.

In other words, the other party does not have such a thing as moral integrity, so we cannot use the word "no moral integrity" to describe what she did.

Well... no matter what, one thing that is certain at the moment is...

Tohsaka Sakura's life in Gensokyo is pretty good. At least Yakumo Ai, the shikigami of the Yakumo Murasaki family, has accepted Tohsaka Sakura as a new member of the family. This is a very good start.

Of course, with Yakumo Purple covering Tohsaka Sakura, Yakumo Blue will not be dissatisfied.

Or, as Yakumo Murasaki said just now, maybe Lan likes children very much?

Speaking of which, Yagyu remembered the overall atmosphere of Gensokyo.

There seems to be a bit of orange in it.

All in all, there are a lot of female monsters with somewhat abnormal sexual orientations.

Could it be that Sakura Tohsaka was also led astray?!

Although this possibility is not high, it is not impossible.

I am very rich: "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! A very scary thing suddenly happened to me!"

Crazy Diamond: "Huh? What happened to Mr. Stark? What kind of thing would make you, an American, say the word "f*ck"?"

I am very rich: "Don't be afraid of what I am going to say."

Aowu is so fierce: "This group member, we are members of the chat group, we will not be afraid."

I am very rich: "I just... asked Jarvis to scan the beef slices of the double cheeseburger."

Crazy Diamond: "Beef slices? What's so weird about beef slices?"

I am very rich: "It's not a strange question. It's beef slices dipped in cheese. It's that kind of synthetic beef slice patty! It's that kind of... wonderful kind. It's the same as ordinary meat.

The pancake is different, it's dipped in cheese."

I am very rich: "At first I took a bite. After a few bites, I suddenly thought that I was Iron Man and there might be a super villain poisoning me. Then I said 'swish' and let Javi

Please scan it for me to see if it’s poisonous.”

I am very rich: "When Jarvis scanned it, he discovered that the piece of beef was actually a meat patty made from minced bull's private parts!"

Crazy Diamond: "What? Hahahahahaha!!"

I am very rich: "No, little Josuke, you actually find such a terrifying thing funny?"

Crazy Diamond: "I think of happy things. Eating bull can be a great supplement."

The body is Coke: "Pfft hahahahaha!!"

Me, very rich: "Why are you laughing again?"

The body is Coke: "I also think of happy things. I don't eat beef burgers."

I am very rich: "I repeat, I am not kidding!"

Crazy Diamond: "Pfft hahahaha!"

Oooh, super fierce: "Hahahahahaha!"

The body is Coke: "Hahahahaha!"

Me, very rich: "Hey!!!"

"..."

In the world of "Iron Man Series", Tony Stark has a confused expression on his face. Do they think they are joking after eating such disgusting things?

The problem is that the results of Jarvis's scan look like this! I'm not kidding, there is indeed something wrong with this meatloaf!

Looking at the bitten cheeseburger on the table, Tony suddenly felt nauseous.

If he were a Chinese, he might not feel anything at all.

The problem is that he is an American, and he instinctively feels that this kind of food is inedible! The problem is that he has just taken a bite, and the most fatal thing is that the bite was very big, and he swallowed it!

Tony Stark even thought that he should have his stomach washed?

After all, he is a grown man who ate that kind of meat.

Just thinking about it makes me feel sick!

Aowu is super fierce: "Mr. Stark, we have been strictly trained and we will not laugh out loud under normal circumstances."

Miss Kaguya: "Ahem! That's right! Unless it's when you can't bear it anymore."

The body is Coke: "For example, now...Pfft hahahahahaha!"

I am very rich: "...you all bully the lovely Uncle Tony, woo woo woo."

Oow is so fierce: "Oh...disgusting! Disgusting!"

Painter at the gate of ICBC: "The famous Iron Man suffered a tragic collapse of his character. Is this the depravity of human nature or the decline of morality? Please watch the new comic "Iron Man No Misfortune" by artist Ying Lili!"

I am very rich: "No...don't you think that part is disgusting?"

Oowu is super fierce: "It's okay, that stuff can aphrodisiac, the more you eat, the stronger you will be."

Crazy Diamond: "You see, the group leader said that thing can aphrodisiac."

I am very rich: "...is it really possible? Why do I feel like you are teaming up to lie to me? Although I am not very good at biology, I can't be so deceptive!"

Qingqing Prairie Wolf King: "In my impression, it seems to be able to aphrodisiac."

Me, who is very rich: "Ah? Then should I finish it?"

Me, very rich: "...But I still feel so disgusting!"

"..."

As time passed by, Yagyu's consciousness temporarily exited the dimensional chat group.

Who would have thought that Tony Stark would eat this kind of meat when he just ate a hamburger? He couldn't have bought it from a roadside vendor, right?

But to be honest, it is said that this thing can really aphrodisiac.

As for whether there is any scientific basis for this, Yagyu is not sure.

Anyway, there is nothing wrong with his kidney function, and there is no need to understand this kind of thing at all. In addition, with his terrifying physique that is comparable to that of a monster, and his proficiency in returning life to the master level, kidney deficiency is a problem.

Such a disease would never be encountered by him in his lifetime.

And Stark, who used to live and drink every day, really needs to be replenished!

After all, that guy is already middle-aged!

…

At this time, it was already 11:30 in the morning, and there was only half an hour left before the opening ceremony of the Chunin Examination began.

After Yagyu moved his hands and feet, he made some preparations and went out directly.

The opening ceremony of the Chunin Examination was held in the main square of Konoha Village.

The main square of Konoha Village is located next to the Hokage Building. It covers a very large area and the ground is very flat. During the previous Nine-Tails Rebellion, the previous square had long been destroyed. The current Konoha Grand Plaza

, is brand new and was rebuilt not long ago.

When Yagyu arrived at this place, ANBU ninjas immediately came to greet him.

Then he was led to the seat.

The people sitting on these seats at this time are all high-level figures in Konoha Village and representatives of other Ninja Villages. Anyway, all of them hold high positions of authority and are relatively older.

Except for Yagyu, a non-ninja, Namikaze Minato, the fourth generation Hokage, is considered the youngest. After all, Namikaze Minato is also in his early 20s.

When Yagyu sat in his seat, he once again attracted a lot of attention.

After all, the surprise he brought to these people last time was big enough.

Ignoring these so-called high-level officials, Yagyu glanced at the square below with boredom, and found that the square was already overcrowded.

Half of them are from Konoha Village, and the other half are from other villages.

There are ordinary tourists, wealthy businessmen, Konoha commoners, and ninjas.

Of course, what is indispensable are the Chunin Exam contestants.

Perhaps due to the large number of people, the current scene is a bit noisy.

Until the time reached 12 o'clock, Minato Namikaze suddenly stood up from his seat.

The aura unique to Hokage came out, and he suddenly clapped his hands.

The entire noisy square slowly fell silent!

I heard Namikaze Minato chuckle and say: "Originally, there was no opening ceremony for the previous Chunin Exams, but since this is the first Chunin Exam after the war, I specially prepared a ceremony. I hope you don't find it too troublesome.

Already."

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