Konoha Dimension Chat Group
Chapter 33: You humans really know how to play
In the world of "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure", when he heard the words "That brat over there with the weird hair, what are you looking at? Do you believe I will kill you too?", Jousuke Higashikata suddenly had green veins on his forehead.
.
It can be said that Higashikata Josuke's temper is relatively good.
Although he looks like a bad student.
In fact, he is indeed a bad student.
But at least he is still very kind.
But what he hates most in his life is people making unreasonable comments about his hairstyle!
Anyone who insults his hairstyle is like killing his parents.
As for why there is this setting?
Then you have to ask the author of jojo.
Higashikata Josuke was originally in a good mood, but after hearing these words, his face instantly darkened, and the stand-in "Crazy Diamond" appeared behind him, exuding an intimidating aura.
"Asshole...you guy, what did you say about my hairstyle just now?!"
Originally, Higashikata Josuke was watching a robber rob a store.
Then I saw the robber holding a female hostage.
He was preoccupied with watching and chatting in the group, but he actually didn't really want to meddle in other people's business.
After all, there are so many police around that they should be able to take down the robber.
It would be better for me as a high school student to watch.
As a result, that damn robber... actually said his hairstyle was weird!
Isn’t this provoking Higashikata Josuke?!
He slowly walked towards the direction of the robber, step by step, and did not stop until he was within the shooting range of the substitute "Crazy Diamond".
"I didn't seem to hear clearly just now. Are you talking about my weird hairstyle?"
"..."
…
Just when Higashikata Josuke's expression darkened, at the same time, in the dimensional chat group
Miss Kaguya: "I heard Higashikata Josuke say before that if someone insults his hairstyle, he will definitely send that person to the hospital."
Miss Kaguya: "I didn't expect that someone actually insulted his hairstyle!"
Edward Newgate: "Hooray, Josuke is quite interesting."
Wandering little broken ball: "Isn't this just like a certain monster sage?"
The eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "@ wandering little broken ball, little earth, don't follow the example of the group leader. How could I be so rude? How could I have such a ridiculous bottom line? Yes.
Bar!"
Eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "Please reorganize the language, realm warning.jpg!"
Wandering Little Breaking Ball: "...Sorry! Sorry to bother you!"
Little Broken Ball felt very wronged, even though it was obviously just telling the truth.
Doesn't Yakumo Murasaki go crazy when people call her old?
For example, the group leader often calls her "Purple Old Woman".
Then she has to go crazy for a while.
This seems to be no different from the fact that Higashikata Josuke’s hairstyle is the bottom line of his anger!
The only thing is age.
One is just a hairstyle.
Isn't it okay to tell the truth these days? The world of intelligent creatures is indeed very complicated, and I still need to practice a lot before I can integrate into it. Otherwise, what will I do if I offend a star-exploding boss one day?
Although it is unlikely that group members will be tit-for-tat with each other.
But if the opponent spends some points to travel to it, and then jumps around...
Xiao Wanqiu said that he couldn’t afford to be hurt at the moment!
The Explosive Star Boss is jumping on his body.
How exciting was it at that time?
About two or three minutes had passed. Higashikata Josuke, who was in diving mode, once again sent several group chat messages in the dimensional chat group.
Crazy Diamond: "The person who insulted my hair style was taken care of by me, so happy~"
Crazy Diamond: “But I seem to have gotten into something. [Picture]”
Crazy Diamond: "There is actually a Stand in Morio Town! Speaking of which, the Stand can't be seen by ordinary people with the naked eye. Using the photo function of the chat group, you can actually take a picture of the Stand. It's incredible."
Crazy Diamond: "What the group leader told me seems to be happening!"
In the picture he sent, there was a middle-aged man with a painful face.
The middle-aged man has a huge mouth and is not afraid that his jaw will be dislocated.
Drool was dripping from the corners of his mouth, and tears and runny nose were running down his face.
There is a blue "humanoid creature" in his mouth!
That creature looks very similar to humans.
But it's not very big.
It looks like this "humanoid creature" came out of the middle-aged man's throat!
Eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "Hey... what kind of strange creature is this?"
Eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "Looks more like a soul body."
Crazy Diamond: "This is the 'stand-in' in my world! This middle-aged man is a robber, and he is controlled by this stand-in. When I wanted to get rid of this stand-in, the stand-in slipped away."
.”
Miss Kaguya: "This is a substitute! It looks a bit..."
Crazy Diamond: "Well, this blue substitute is indeed a bit ugly. But my Crazy Diamond still looks pretty good. [Picture]"
Edward Newgate: "Does it have the ability to stand in as a substitute? Gu la la la, that's interesting!"
Edward Newgate: "I wonder if I can take my strongest blow."
Crazy Diamond: "...Although most of the stand-ins have very strange abilities, their destructive power is not particularly great. And if your strongest blow comes down, I'm afraid you can destroy the entire town of Morio."
Recalling the time when he first entered the chat group and saw Whitebeard and Blackbeard with a blaster, Higashikata Josuke couldn't help but shudder.
The kind of power that can crack space at every turn and cause underwater earthquakes.
It can definitely destroy a city easily!
It is simply an existence that can be called a humanoid nuclear weapon.
And it is not a single-use weapon like nuclear weapons.
Not to mention Whitebeard's strongest blow, he just casually chopped it with a pheasant.
Higashikata Josuke felt like he would be cut in half.
The kind that doesn't even have the strength to resist.
Unless his stand can involve "time", for example, his nephew Jotaro Kujo's stand "Platinum Star" can stop the entire world for a few seconds.
Wow, super fierce: "This blue dwarf stand-in should be Angelo's stand-in."
Wow super fierce: "@CrazyDiamond, you have to take good care of your family these days, especially your grandfather. Your grandfather once arrested that Angelo, he will definitely take revenge on you."
Crazy Diamond: "Angelo, I heard Jotaro Kujo say yesterday that he was an extremely evil criminal."
Crazy Diamond: "That guy is a pervert, he even rapes little boys!"
Forever seventeen-year-old girl: "Huh? What kind of little boy are you talking about? Angelo, does that sound like a man's name?"
Crazy Diamond: "So he is a pervert!"
Eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "Hey... do you humans play so excitingly?!"
The eternal seventeen-year-old girl: "She really knows how to play..."
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