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Although I don’t know what method Yagyu used to wake himself up from his drunken state, it was obvious that he had been very drunk before, but now he became extremely sober inexplicably.

If the strong smell of alcohol hadn't still lingered on her body, Tsunade might have thought that she hadn't drunk any alcohol at all.

Rubbing the slightly sore forehead, Tsunade took a deep breath, looked around, and said gratefully: "Thank you very much. I didn't expect to meet in this place. I shouldn't have...well, I shouldn't be fooling around just now."

Are you drunk?"

Yagyu, who was eating ramen, drank some soup, put the empty bowl aside, and replied: "You shouldn't be considered a drunkard, but you inexplicably regarded me as your creditor, and you said you would pay back the money in a few days.

Give me."

Tsunade was startled, and a look of embarrassment suddenly appeared on her face. She didn't remember the memory clearly when she was drunk.

I didn't expect that I would regard Yagyu as my creditor, but judging from the situation, I probably didn't say anything weird at the time. Fortunately, my restraint was pretty good.

However, Tsunade also knew that if Yagyu hadn't woken up in time, he might have said something weird.

Especially when a person is drunk, there are no taboos in what he says. Who knows what secrets he might reveal?

It is precisely because of this that when San San was embarrassed, Tsunade couldn't help but feel a little relieved.

The atmosphere became inexplicably silent because neither party found anything to talk about, and most of Yagyu's focus was on ramen.

The sound of "suck, suck, suck" sounded in Tsunade's ears as she stared at Yagyu's exaggerated performance.

Especially when I saw a big bowl of ramen, which was finished in less than half a minute, leaving only a little soup, I felt like I was dreaming.

Doesn’t this person need to chew when he eats?

Should I just swallow it like this?

Why does it look like a snake?

Or is it that Yagyu actually chewed it, but because he chewed it too fast, he didn't even see him chewing it?

Are you kidding... When you eat, can you chew so fast that you can't even see it with the naked eye?

Just when both parties were very quiet, Tsunade suddenly thought of something and asked in surprise: "By the way... you have been staying in Konoha Village and know what happened a few days ago.

?"

"I heard from far away that Konoha Village was destroyed and the whole village turned into a huge sinkhole. But when I came back early this morning, I found that Konoha Village... was completely free of anything."

Yagyu glanced at her and replied: "There was a group of giant beasts who wanted to invade the ninja world. One of the giant beasts wiped out the Leaf Village, and then all the rest were eliminated, and someone else destroyed the Leaf Village.

It’s restored to its original state.”

"No matter you think you can't do it, this is what happened anyway. For more details, you can ask Namikaze Minato or Sarutobi Hiruzen."

"..."

After listening to Yagyu's answer, Tsunade could be said to be confused.

A group of giant beasts want to invade the ninja world?

One of the giant beasts destroyed the Leaf Village?

Were all the rest killed?

And then someone restored Konoha Village to its original state?

Why does it sound a bit like a story made up by a child that has no logic at all?

But the person who told this "story" was Yagyu, the most special being in Konoha Village, even more special than the tailed beasts.

Given Yagyu's strength, it's basically impossible to make such unnecessary jokes, right?

In other words, the "story" told by Yagyu is very likely to be what really happened. Did something like this really happen in Konoha Village a few days ago?

Tsunade felt a little doubtful about life. Why would such a ridiculous thing happen in reality?

Confused!

After finally coming back to her senses, Tsunade nodded slightly and said thoughtfully: "Is that so? A group of unknown giant beasts... giant beasts? I heard that on the prairie of the Land of Fire,

A pile of giant beast corpses suddenly appeared, could this be it?"

"If there were corpses piled up like a mountain, this would be it."

"..."

Tsunade suddenly felt that after she left Konoha Village for a while, a lot of very strange things seemed to have happened in Konoha Village. She always felt that Konoye Village now was a little different from before.

Although the former Konoha Village was in the middle of a war and was in dire straits every day, at least it was relatively normal.

Although the current Konoha Village is in a peaceful state and does not have any disputes with other ninja villages, it has become a little abnormal.

Exactly why she felt this change... In fact, even Tsunade herself didn't quite know. Maybe it was because she was overthinking?

Just when Tsunade was thinking wildly, an apprentice from Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant hurriedly brought two bowls of ramen and placed them at Tsunade's front door.

"Tsunade-sama, please take your time. These are the two bowls of ramen you ordered before."

After watching the apprentice turn away with dull eyes, Tsunade looked at the two bowls of ramen in front of her and murmured in confusion: "...when did I order two bowls of ramen?"

Suddenly I recalled that I was drunk before. Could it be that I ordered it when I was drunk?

Forget it, I’m a little hungry now anyway, let’s eat first!

By the way, that girl Shizune has gone somewhere, why doesn't it seem like she hasn't been seen?

As time passed by, Tsunade ate the ramen carelessly, finishing a bowl of hot ramen in ten minutes, and even drank the soup.

Just when she was about to finish the second bowl of ramen, she suddenly couldn't help but glance to the side and was stunned.

Because there were various large bowls piled up next to Yagyu, an apprentice of Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant hurriedly took those bowls to the kitchen to clean them.

In other words, he finished a bowl of ramen in ten minutes, while Yagyu ate twenty or thirty bowls of ramen in ten minutes?

What is this guy's belly made of? Is it a black hole?

Forget it, if I could see through this man, he wouldn't be the most mysterious and powerful being in Konoha Village.

Tsunade sighed helplessly in her heart and continued to deal with the ramen in front of her.

…

At the same time, at the entrance of Konoha Village, a middle-aged man with a white hedgehog head wearing wooden clogs was striding into Konoha Village.

Surprised and somewhat unbelievable eyes, he kept looking at the almost intact Konoha Village, with a puzzled look on his white hedgehog-headed face.

He felt as if he had been deceived and believed some rumors.

Didn’t it happen that Konoha Village was destroyed as promised, and then the entire village’s residents were relocated?

Why does it seem like... nothing happened at all?

"How dare you deceive me, Mr. Jiraiya, you bastard! Don't let me know where this rumor came from. If I do, I will beat up the first guy who spread the rumor!"

The depressed look on Jiraiya's face became more and more intense. After hearing that Konoha Village was destroyed, he ran back non-stop from a very far away place.

During this period, he didn't even have much time to rest. He finally rushed back to Konoha Village after almost dying from exhaustion.

As a result, everything in front of him was so peaceful and peaceful that he couldn't believe his eyes.

The promised Leaf Village was destroyed?

What if it turns into a sinkhole?

Although Jiraiya definitely doesn't want Konoha Village to be destroyed, he is very angry now. Who is the bastard who spread the rumor? Damn it!

But I, the extremely intelligent Jiraiya, actually believe such low-level rumors!

"Forget it... I've already returned to the village anyway, so it's not a big deal to leave right after I came back. I've been chasing Orochimaru for several months, but I haven't found any whereabouts. That guy's counter-reconnaissance is extraordinary.

It’s good.”

Jiraiya had no choice but to get headaches. In the past few months, besides collecting stories and writing outside, he had been tracking Orochimaru who had rebelled from the village.

Several times during this period, he thought he could find Orochimaru, but in the end he was shocked to discover that the so-called clues he discovered were actually left behind by Orochimaru on purpose.

In other words, even though he followed him time and time again, he could never find the real trace of Orochimaru.

"That guy doesn't know why he is so obsessed with immortality. Doesn't he feel that living for too long will make him tired? Even if he lets me live for a few hundred more years, maybe I won't mind."

After coughing a few times, Jiraiya put aside the random thoughts in his mind and walked towards the leaf village.

Just when he had just taken a few steps, a very familiar voice came from behind: "Human life is too limited. A few dozen or a hundred years in a hurry is not enough for me to do more things."

"When you realize how fragile life is, you want to seize it very much. I once saw Kato Dan's death, I also saw Naoki's death, and I also saw Tsunade at that time

That crying and helpless look.”

When Jiraiya looked stunned, the familiar voice continued to come from behind: "Maybe you don't understand what I'm doing, but I don't care. I'm definitely not doing it right, so it's correct."

"If it were you and me, I don't think you would care about other people's opinions. Am I right, Jiraiya?"

As soon as the voice fell, Jiraiya turned around instantly and looked at the familiar man behind him in shock.

Jiraiya doubted whether he was hallucinating, and pointed at the person in front of him in disbelief: "You, you, you... why are you back..."

"It was the Yondaime Hokage, your disciple Minato, who welcomed me back. It's not that I have any conspiracy."

Orochimaru had a smile on his face: "Your disciples found me very quickly, but you have been looking for me for several months and still haven't found me. Should I call you stupid or stupid?"

Jiraiya: "..."

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