Konoha: God Of Learning Naruto

In such things as descending to the world, it is generally more active when it is beneficial, and less active when it is destined to die.

After walking halfway on the Westward Journey, the people in the heavenly court also knew the character of this Tang monk.

That's really as long as it's not everyone's recipe!

In Tushita Palace, Laojun saw his friend again.

Then Qingniu took advantage of the boy's sleep and tricked his old friend to go down together, but he didn't want the scalper to shake his head like a rattle: "You don't have to lie to me, the demon monk below is vicious, and if you die, you will eat the demon when you see it. And You and I have excellent meat quality, don’t we go and never return?”

Qingniu was stopped by these words.

However, he was reluctant to give up the rare opportunity to go down to earth.

So it said: "We are all under the patriarch's family, so the demon monk will sell some face anyway. Besides, this kind of public travel, bah, a rare opportunity to experience, do you want to make a mistake of "060"? "

"It seems to make sense." The scalper nodded.

Then the two cows went directly down to earth with some treasures.

Many pets and family members of the gods, for the sake of freedom in the world, descended to the earth and turned into monsters one after another, substituting for one or the other.

The reason why so many emergency manpower were sent all at once was because many men in front had been skipped, and on the other hand, it was because the three burials were moving too fast.

If they don't go down, the third burial will be at Daleiyin Temple.

It's not too late for them to come.

The result is a bit skinny.

These monsters with backgrounds did not receive any special treatment. For example, facing the green bull holding the treasure, San Zan smiled slightly: "Stand back, let me be the teacher!"

The three apprentices and the white dragon horse stepped back obediently.

Then I saw San Zan slap him in the face, and he was still chanting the so-called Buddhist scriptures: "Bold monster, I can tell at a glance that you are not human, seriously lift the table!"

The power of the so-called supreme treasure pales in comparison to that ordinary big slap, and it seems that only this big slap covering the sky can be seen in the world.

Then Qingniu was beaten up.

After searching for the magic weapon of the green cow three times, five times and two times, Sanbuan stewed the green cow according to the usual practice, adding cumin and pepper, and the few apprentices behind him all drove away.

Bajie hesitated and said: "Master, we are like this, Gulu, isn't it a bit bad."

"That's the blue cow under the seat of the great master, Gulu." Monk Sha said, swallowing his saliva.

The monkey has already followed the taste of the meat and started to feast on it, feeling that this is life: "As expected of the master, this craftsmanship belongs to Apex."

There are fairy treasures in the world, but there are poor rituals in the sky.

Laojun looked at the corpses of his own green and yellow cattle, and after thinking for a while, he gave up the idea of ​​asking for the treasures back.

Anyway, unlucky is very average.

Most of the people who went down to be demons went into the hot pot. It was very fair, so no one talked too much.

The main reason is that you can't beat it.

This monk seems to be subdued only by Tathagata!

In this state of mind, they can no longer suppress the speed of Sanbu's westward journey, and only hope that he will come to the west as soon as possible, so that this nightmare can end.

Of course, the loose demon is not much better.

When meeting the other great sages of the Yaozu, San Zan took painstaking efforts to catch them all, and then stewed them in a hot pot.

endlessly.

Seeing all kinds of delicacies in the pot, especially when a dish of beef tongue was added to it, it dared to ask: "Master, if I hadn't gone to learn from you, would I have become a dish in it?"

San Zan glanced at it sideways, and said lightly: "Almost! I heard it was made by monkey brains.

The monkey was scared for a while.

"Actually, pig brains are not bad."

Bajie also panicked.

"Perhaps, we can actually add another dragon liver."

Xiao Bailong hurriedly expressed his loyalty, saying that he was good at being a means of transportation, and he was willing to be a means of transportation all the time.

The taciturn Drifting breathed a sigh of relief silently, thankful that he was still a human being.

In this way, while the apprentices were worried and fearful, Sanbuyan subdued demons all the way, and went straight to the west.

During the journey, most of the time was spent fighting monsters.

Every time I reach a mountain, an innocent little monster is caught as a pre-dinner dessert. It really makes the monkeys feel pitiful, but no one dares to say it.

Because I was afraid that Master would take me to stew soup.

And even under the leadership of such a ferocious master, after eating all the way through the Westward Journey, from monkeys to white dragon horses, they still have all beards and tails, which is considered a kind of luck.

Huangmei was directly caught to make soup when she was in Xiaoleiyin Temple... …

When passing the Tongtian River, San Zan flew directly over.

At the last step, the three burials also passed by with their real bodies, leaving no mortal body here, which only means one thing: "The body is not just a skin. If the world is a big sea of ​​suffering, the body is a boat, and the soul is a rudder. Abandoned the ship, and I want both."

The monkey buttoned a 666 to express its admiration.

In this way, the four masters and apprentices came to the Daleiyin Temple together, and saw the monk who was taking bribes, and then Tathagata covered the forehead of the monk who was taking bribes with the golden bowl for alms alms that he had never used a few times on the way.

While beating him, San Zan yelled loudly: "How dare the disciples of the Buddha openly offer bribes, I can see at a glance that you are a fake monk, and I will kick you out of your membership."

The fake monk who only accepts bribes: "???"

Is he not human anymore?

With grievances and resentment, he went to report the matter to the Buddha, that is, to make a small report.

Then after the third burial came to His Highness, he saw the Buddha who questioned him.

"Bold, how dare you openly cover your subordinates, I can tell you are a fake Buddha at a glance." San Zan said, throwing the golden bowl, stretched out a fist the size of a sandbag, and shouted, "Look at me for a serious punch. "

"Nirvana, flip the table seriously!"

Boom!!!

As the clouds of kindness rose, the entire Daleiyin Temple, including the Buddha, disappeared from the world, and then the third funeral took some scriptures at random, and asked Guanyin: 2.1 Can the scriptures be obtained now?"

Venerable Avalokitesvara clasped his palms together: "Amitabha, it's right."

Monkey and the others felt as if they were in a dream.

"Master, there are no words on the scriptures!" Sand Monk's eyes are better, and he can see the truth, but his heart is not very good.

Hearing the words, San Zan just patted him on the shoulder lightly: "Why, a scripture without words is not a scripture?"

Drifting: "...It's still the scriptures."

In this way, after the third burial went to the west to blow up the Buddha, he took the scriptures back and put them in the public library to be borrowed casually, leaving a famous saying by the way.

"The scriptures can't save the world, and the Buddha can't even save himself, let alone this world.

"There is no savior in the world, there are, but they are just self-saviors!".