Konoha: I have a clone in One Piece

"Sure enough, only Infinite Tsukuyomi can bring true peace to the ninja world!"

"In the original battle, I was the final winner."

"And now, there is no doubt that I am the only one who is right in terms of philosophy!"

"Hashirama, I won after all, hahahaha"

Uchiha Madara laughed wildly, becoming more convinced of his ideas.

Immediately, the ninja Shura lowered his head to look at the newspaper in his hand again, and asked Bai Jue next to him with some confusion on his face:

"Where did this thing come from?"

Bai Jue, a life assistant who has no name yet but has a very lively personality, said loudly and funny:

"Ah, Mr. Madara, I picked this up from outside!"

"I heard from the people above that it is the Ninja News, and that it is delivered by some news bird every day. Does Mr. Madara like this very much?"

As he spoke, Bai Jue became inexplicably excited, and he gesticulated as he described:

"Then I'll go pick up more and come back. Can Mr. Madara tell me how to poop?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiceuu, Zetsuya really wants to poop——"

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Uchiha Madara looked at Bai Zetsu who looked like a fool, his face speechless.

Which one is this? ? ?

Why do you always like to ask about poop?

However, this White Zetsu was already considered to be the one with the highest IQ. Thinking that he would need this idiot to serve him in the future, Uchiha Madara could only hold back his murderous intent and asked coldly:

"If you bring up defecation in front of me again, I will crush you to death!"

Even Bai Zetsu, who has a lively and cute personality, faced the terrifying and cold aura exuded by Shura from the ninja world and did not dare to speak nonsense anymore.

It shrank its head, looked at Uchiha Madara carefully, and said in a somewhat disappointed tone:

"Okay, I got it~"

Then, Uchiha Madara squinted his eyes and looked at the newspaper in his hand.

I don’t know which force in the ninja world created this thing, but it’s really good.

Although he also has creatures like Bai Jue to detect information, Bai Jue is obviously not as good as this newspaper in terms of timeliness and conciseness and clarity of expression.

After all, that kind of creature that's so stupid that it doesn't even have a brain is really torturous when it comes to conveying information!

So, Uchiha Madara looked at Bai Zetsu and ordered again in a cold voice with an indifferent expression:

"This is the Ninja World News. You must remember to send me a copy every day from now on. Do you understand?"

However, facing the unreasonable demands of his terrifying master, Bai Jue responded with some embarrassment:

"Mr. Madara, you don't pick up this newspaper every day!"

Hearing Bai Zetsu's answer, Uchiha Madara's mouth twitched.

He looked at the creature in front of him with underdeveloped limbs and no brain, and couldn't help roaring:

"Pick it up? Who asked you to pick it up?"

"Idiot! Don't you want to spend money to buy it?"

Bai Jue spread his hands and said helplessly: "Mr. Madara, we have no money~"

Uchiha Madara ordered rather domineeringly:

"Then grab it!"

"Isn't this newspaper delivered by some news bird? Just kill that bird!"

Bai Jue quickly waved his hand to express that this method would not work:

"Mr. Madara, I heard from people above that this news bird is very vengeful, and they seem to remember the scent of creatures that have killed their own kind."

"If I kill birds and grab newspapers, all the birds will stop coming to this area, and then I won't be able to pick up newspapers in the future!"

Hearing Bai Zetsu's explanation, Uchiha Madara frowned.

He didn't expect that it would be so troublesome for him just to read the newspaper every day. Immediately afterwards, the ninja Shura raised his withered old arm with an indifferent expression and pointed to the right side of the cave:

"There is some money over there. You can use it to buy newspapers from there."

“By the way, remember to travel further away before buying!”

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,w...ww......, can you spend money now? Mr. Madara thing is so kind thing!"

After a while, the deep and dark cave became silent again.

Soon, at the edge of Konoha Village.

Suzuki trained with Matt and his son again after a long time.

After an intense workout, the three of them sat by the lake and rested.

Matt Dai looked at Metkai, who was slumped on the ground weakly and looking distracted, and Suzuki, who didn't look very tired.

Matt Dai seemed to want to say something, and the expression on his face looked very tangled.

However, after a while, Dai had a decision in his mind.

He looked at Metkai and Suzuki with serious expressions and said:

"Kai, you have been in the ninja school for a while, so you are almost old enough."

"Suzuki, it's been a while since you graduated. Are you about to become a chuunin?"

"I have a ninjutsu, no, I should say it's a forbidden jutsu!"

Matt Dai looked at the two of them with a serious expression and continued:

"I have been practicing this forbidden technique for decades. It is a ninjutsu specially developed for taijutsu ninjas. It can greatly improve the strength of taijutsu ninjas."

"but!"

"It has very strong side effects!"

"Kai, Suzuki, do you want to learn?"

"I want to learn!!"

Metkai got up almost instantly.

He looked at his father Matt Dai with a face full of joy, and his tone was full of surprise: "Father, do you still have this kind of ninjutsu?"

"Why haven't I heard you say that before?"

Matt Dai looked at his son Kai seriously: "I just said it, because its side effects are too strong!"

"And it takes a lot of effort to practice."

Matt Dai sighed and looked at Kai with pity in his eyes:

"Sigh~ To be honest, I wasn't planning to teach you at first."

"But you really want to catch up with Kakashi, right?"

"Kayo, your talent is above mine, and your hard work is noticed by my father."

"So, what reason is there to stop the passion of youth?"

"A genius who works hard is also a genius!"

"Even geniuses work hard, we just have to work harder than him!"

Hearing these words, Metkai's face was filled with shock.

Indeed, ever since he met the genius Kakashi, Metkai had Kakashi's shadow buried in his heart.

His daily training gradually began to increase, and even jumped directly from a few hundred to tens of thousands, in order to catch up with Kakashi one day!

However, when Metkai happened to see Kakashi doing hard training one time, his blood ran cold almost instantly.

Geniuses work so hard, so what's the point of working hard on your own?

With this idea in mind, Metkai has been in a very bad state recently. However, he did not expect that his father, Matt Dai, would notice his concerns.

Metkai nodded with tears in his eyes and said: "Yes, father, I long to see Kakashi's shadow, but I chase him further and further away."

"Thank you, father!"

"Kai, don't say thank you, this is all the passion of youth!"

"Woooooooooo. Father~"

There were also tears in Matt Dai's eyes, and he and Met Kai hugged each other and cried bitterly.

After a while, the two of them seemed to have never cried before, and they became energetic instantly.

Matt Dai's eyes became serious again, and he warned his son Kai solemnly:

"Okay, let me teach you this ninjutsu now."

"Kai, you have to remember that you must not abuse this power wantonly unless it is to protect what is most important to you!"

Metkai nodded firmly with a childish face.

Then, Matt Dai looked at Suzuki sitting aside:

"Suzuki, do you want to learn too?"

"Okay, thank you Mr. Dai."

Suzuki nodded with a gentle expression.

Afterwards, Matt Dai taught the forbidden technique in front of the two of them - Eight Gates Dunjia!