Konoha: I, Naruto, Will Kill All Of You Today

"Hey, Nine Tails."

"Although we have been together for almost six years, it seems that I haven't officially introduced myself yet?"

? ? ?

Nine Tails puffed up his eyes and asked in a deep voice, "What do you want to do?"

Naruto grinned, showing a sunny smile: "It's nothing, my idea is: since I want to resolve the hatred in your heart, first of all, I have to let you understand me, right?"

"Let me introduce myself today."

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am five years and eight months old. I live at No. 32, Harmony Road, Konoha Village, Konoha Village. My parents are absent. I am a single orphan. I am 151 centimeters tall and weigh 48 kilograms. I have yellow hair, blue pupils, and shoes It’s a size 37, with a waist of 26 inches. It’s a boxer pie. I can’t accept briefs. My favorite food is meatballs, fish, prawns, barbecue, steak, lamb tail, chicken butt…”

"Currently, I run a meatball shop at the entrance of the village. The main flavors of glutinous rice balls are sweet, cinnamon, chocolate, green tea, matcha, shallot, mustard, and leek. Other flavors will be developed in the future. , like chicken butt, prawns, barbecue, tomato..."

"Speaking of meatballs, in fact, other people may not know that the raw materials for these meatballs are all imported from outside, the grain from the country of grass, the sauce from the country of fields, and the next step I plan to go to the country of water to catch fish, it should be It also saves a lot of material costs.”

"By the way, when it comes to material costs, I suddenly thought of..."

Naruto was methodical, explaining word by word to Nine Tails.

And this time Nine Tails.

? ? ? ?

Completely confused, everyone is numb!

What, what is this kid doing! ?

Self introduction?

Who the hell wants to hear your self-introduction!

and.

What you said is too irrelevant!

Shoe size, waist size?

Don't accept briefs?

You said these are useless!

Who cares what you want to eat and what your meatballs taste like.

Laozi doesn't want to know at all, nor is he interested in knowing!

"Naruto! Shut up!"

"Stop talking!"

Nine Tails flew into a rage.

And Naruto, slightly stunned, looked puzzled: "Ah, don't you like to hear it? Didn't I introduce myself to you before? How can everyone know each other without introducing myself? How can you open it if you don't know each other?" Hearts communicate with each other? How can you understand each other without communication? How can you erase the hatred in your heart if you can't understand each other?"

“………………………”

seriously.

If he hadn't been trapped in a cage and couldn't move, Nine Tails would have slapped him long ago!

Too, too TM wordy!

This bastard Naruto, is he such a long-winded guy!

"Shut up!"

"Laozi is not interested in listening to your nonsense!"

"shut up!"

Nine Tails gritted his teeth and roared wildly.

The anger soared to the highest level ever!

And Naruto.

He touched the back of his head with a harmless expression.

"I am a more meticulous person, even when I introduce myself, I can speak more clearly than ordinary people."

"However, although I am meticulous, I am also a reasonable person."

"If you don't want to hear it, say it!"

"I won't tell you if you don't like to hear it."

"No, I will tell you what you don't like to hear, and I won't tell what you like to hear."

"Everyone has to be reasonable!"

Nine Tails: "…………You stepped on…"

"Okay, okay! Since you don't want to hear about Maruko, let's talk about other things!"

"In addition to food, I also like girls very much!"

"My dream is to marry 20 or 30 wives, and everyone will live happily together."

"Speaking of wives, don't look at my young age, in fact, I already have someone to look for."

"Don't we have a lot of cute girls in Konoha Village? Like Hyūga Hinata, a rich loli from the Hyuga family, ah, fair-skinned and beautiful, with a timid personality, this is simply the most suitable candidate for a wife!"

"Haruno Sakura from the same village has a wider forehead and a hotter personality, but she has a slender waist and exquisite facial features. She is also a beauty when she grows up. The most important thing is her character. Although she is not as obedient as Hinata, as long as she Grab her weaknesses and train them, and you can easily turn her into your servant and manipulate her at will."

"There is also a girl of the same age in the village. You must know her. She is Yamanaka Ino from the Yamanaka family. She is outgoing and unrestrained, and her clothes are bold. She often wears sexy and hot clothes. If this kind of girl marries as a wife , then the family must always keep goji berries ready."

"Speaking of goji berries, I have to remind you, Nine Tails, that if you are stuck in such a place, you must cultivate your body and nourish your body, otherwise your body will become weak easily. When it comes to nourishing, ah, I suddenly thought of a girl .”

"Although in terms of age, she can be my grandmother, but she has a special ninjutsu that can delay aging. You should have guessed so many hints, right? That's right, it's Tsunade."

"If Tsunade also becomes my wife, then she must be the first wife, otherwise she won't be able to control the little ones below."

"Speaking of older women, ah, it suddenly occurred to me that there is also an older girl in the Xiao organization, but I like it very much."

"His name is Konan, and she is also a very cute and temperamental woman. If I have a chance, I will take you to meet him. He is called Xiaozhibaihu."

"Ah, speaking of a flower, I remembered that there is a girl named Fenghua Xiao in Snow Country..."

………………

Naruto's mouth is like the floodgate that opened the gate.

After letting go, crackling and talking non-stop!

And at this time.

Nine Tails in the cage is completely, completely stupid!

As if being struck by five thunders, he froze in place, dumbfounded!

this!

This guy!

Why are there so many words!

Nine Tails is numb!

Originally thought that Naruto would only be frightened by himself, and ran away crying.

But I didn't expect to say that!

It's nonsense to open your mouth! Say what you think of!

woman?

How old are you guys, you're already thinking about women!

And it's so rare!

Investigate everything about the other party!

And there is an old woman who is several times older than me!

"shut up!"

"You, you, shut up!"

"Stop talking!"

Nine Tails is crazy!

Claws scratching the ground like crazy!

I thought that when Naruto came to the spiritual space, I would be able to babble and destroy his spirit! Force him to submit!

But unexpectedly, it was the other way around!

Naruto muttered, ten times, a hundred times more vicious than him!

In front of Naruto's mouth, Nine Tails is not a level at all!

"Ah? What's the matter, don't you like listening to women's topics?"

Naruto still looked surprised.

"do not!"

"Stop talking! Shut up!"

"Stop talking!"

"Hear me without telling you to shut up!"

Nine Tails beat her chest and stamped her feet, a stream of old blood was boiling in her chest!

It's so uncomfortable!

Naruto shrugged with an innocent and cute expression:

"Oh, this is strange. I thought that you, Nine Tails, are a boy, and you should also like to hear about girls."

"Are you the mother?"

"How about I tell some animal stories?"

"The mating season has begun again, on the Hulun Bell Prairie..."

"You, you shut up!" Nine Tails slapped his tail frantically, as if he was on the verge of a mental breakdown, and cursed!

"You, you bastard!"

"Are you trying to nag on purpose to annoy me to death!"

"You bastard! I, I'm going to kill you!"

Hearing this, Naruto frowned, stopped talking, and then said with a serious face:

"Nine Tails, how can you talk like that? I'm going to annoy you to death. It's just an idea of ​​yours. It hasn't become a reality yet, and you have no proof. Why do you want to blame me and even kill me?"

"You want to kill me so much."

"It's better to wait until I really annoy you to death, and you have evidence, and it's not too late to convict me!"

Nine Tails: "…………………"

Nine Tails: "Stop talking..."

Naruto sighed, with a distressed look on his face:

"Nine Tails."

"I wanted to call myself a good friend with you, but what I got in exchange was alienation."

"Being locked in a cage for so long, don't you want to hear about other people's affairs?"

"Oh, by the way, speaking of the cage, alas, I measured it when I first came here. The size of the cage ring is too bad. It is heavy in the front and light in the back, wide on the left and narrow on the right. You must be very uncomfortable after living in it, and you will suffer from insomnia all night. If you keep talking about insomnia, it will hurt me."

Nine Tails: "Stop talking..."

Naruto: "Speaking of which, Fourth Hokage is all to blame. Although you are a fox, he can't treat you like this. If the Society for the Protection of Animals finds out, they will say that they are cruel to animals."

Nine Tails: "Don't, stop talking..."

Naruto: "Speaking of that cage, ah, I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village last year. He has exquisite craftsmanship, and the price is fair. He is innocent. Why don't I introduce you one day and order another one?"

Nine Tails: "Stop it! I beg you, stop it..."

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