Konoha: I, Uchiha, just want to die

"The world is like a giant windmill."

"Although it sometimes rotates slowly, it is not worth seeing. The same scenery will soon make people tired."

"But now, it's different."

Wearing a classic snake combat attire, her long hair was tied into a ponytail, and a sapphire earring hung from her ear.

Orochimaru stood on the dunes with flying yellow sand in the sky, staring ahead with an unpredictable smile on his lips,

In that endless, hopeless desert,

Like a mirage, a huge city composed of thousands of towers stood.

"Since when?"

"The breeze that rose three months ago,"

"Now, it has become a hurricane sweeping through the entire ninja world, so violent that it is impossible to look directly at it!"

"Withered, decayed, weathered, false, the truth of history is peeling off her veil in front of us,"

"I'm looking forward to it." Orochimaru smiled calmly, turned his head slightly, and glanced sideways at the two people walking out of the cave behind the dune.

"My disciple, what do you think?"

"I don't know!"

Uchiha was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously replied, looking a little confused.

As soon as I came out, I was fed a mouthful of sand by the harsh environment of the Kingdom of Wind. I was planning to ask our teacher Snake what he thought. What was the ghost festival celestial phenomenon he mentioned before?

As a result, as soon as he went out, he met Orochimaru, like those modern poets who are about to die of poverty, muttering some incomprehensible words, and seemed to want to ask his buddy if his writing was good?

Uchiha's face was stern, thinking that you are now asking about my brother's knowledge blind spot, how should I answer?

Is it possible to applaud and say, ‘Okay! What a Chunchi Yanyun! ’

Fortunately, at this time, Hidan, who wanted to settle a score with Orochimaru, came to the rescue.

I saw him taking three steps at a time, jumping forward with an expression on his face like "You fucking lied to me", trying to grab Orochimaru's waistband, and angrily said,

"Orochimaru! Even though I lost money, I still tried to explain your doubts to you, but this is how you lied to me, your teacher?!"

"Wait, what the hell are you talking about!?"

Before Orochimaru could speak, Uchiha was stunned.

He could imagine that Hidan, an illiterate man, couldn't say anything nice, and he could also imagine that Hidan was tricked by Orochimaru and even had to work for Orochimaru for ten years. The two of them are now XP's unscrupulous bosses. The relationship with Jiao Didi Shota’s servant.

but,

Listen!

Hidan said, he gave Orochimaru a message to clear up his doubts?

Also, Hidan actually became Orochimaru's teacher? Do we still need to call you Hidan "Master"?

What happened to this mess?

"Ci, you don't need to persuade me, I've already thought about it,"

Hidan turned his head with determination.

"From now on, you will call me Master, I will call you Big Brother, Orochimaru will call me Teacher, and I will call Orochimaru Boss."

"Let's discuss our own things, no one needs to feel bad."

Bang!

Uchiha took his hand back expressionlessly, and Hidan whined, covering his head and squatting down.

Orochimaru turned around and looked at this scene with a black line on his forehead,

Okay, now it’s better.

It took great effort for him to create an artistic conception in the land of wind, a place where no one has shit, which is suitable for preaching, receiving karma and solving doubts.

All gone.

After hesitating for a moment, Orochimaru chose to explain this terrible thing in a low voice instead of continuing to show off.

"I took away this brat's "Ritual of the Evil God"."

"Huo!" Uchiha raised his head and looked at Orochimaru with a shocked expression.

That is to say,

Is what Hidan said true?

As expected of you, Orochimaru!

Not only did Hidan trick Hidan into working as a child for ten years, but he also had someone give him the secret technique of the Evil God Cult from the Country of Yu. It was just that this method of deceiving children was a little too unsophisticated.

but,

Putting aside this series of speechless seniority facts, Uchiha looked at Orochimaru in surprise.

"What do you want to do?"

"The Ritual of the Evil God" is the last relic left to Hidan by Togo Hayato, the former leader of the Jounin class in the Kingdom of Yu and the bishop of the Evil God Cult.

It records the rituals and spells related to the evil god. This is also the reason why Hidan was able to become a self-taught man later and even played a crucial role in Iwagakure's war against the Third Raikage.

The most precious of them is the ritual to obtain the curse of 'immortal body'.

However, the abilities of the 'Immortal Body' and Orochimaru's one-body system often overlap, and some places are in great conflict with the principles of his original research, and are quite restrictive.

The principle of its onset is somewhat similar to that of "reincarnation in the dirty earth". The core is to lock the soul in the body, so that even if the body is fatally injured, it will not die. And under the influence of the evil god or the soul, it is not known whether it is the power of the evil god or the soul. The body will also gain certain resistance to ninjutsu and the ability to repair itself.

Orochimaru's "Fumbush Reincarnation" relies on constantly changing bodies to achieve immortality.

And the 'immortal body' in principle blocks the path of reincarnation of the immortal body.

The two are theoretically incompatible.

"Hmm."

Facing Uchiha's question, Orochimaru quickly understood what he was worried about, but he just raised the corners of his mouth slightly and smiled,

"Gods can be fooled."

Uchiha Ci was secretly shocked,

Following the mass production technology of tailed beast chakra, Orochimaru actually made a breakthrough in the art of immortality, and even came up with a way to fool the evil god?

However, Uchiha was relieved when he thought that the other party had successfully fooled the Shinigami summoned by the corpse seal at the end of the Fourth Ninja War in the original work.

There are so many geniuses in this world, and there are always some people who can do things that ordinary people cannot.

I didn’t ask further questions.

Although the paths of master and apprentice overlap, they are not the same.

Uchiha Ci has another idea about his own path.

"Let's talk about this later, Ci, come to me, you should already know,"

"What day is it today?"

Orochimaru chuckled, turned around, and looked at the bright sun above the desert.

There are no clouds in the sky, the sun hangs high,

The glow lights up the pearls on the earth,

It was a civilization unlike the current era. Countless towers stood side by side, swarming into the sky.

The wind above the desert blew fiercely,

It set off a huge sand wave, but it finally stopped before the sensational height of the city.

This is——

Tower of Thousands, Loulan!

Looking at this scene as well, Uchiha took a deep breath and said in a deep voice:

"You once said,"

"The White Snake Sage who took away my heart and tailed beast,"

"On July 15th, the night when Ghost Festival comes, when the gates of hell open and Tengu eats the moon, which is the coldest night in the entire ninja world, it will hold a ceremony in the Loulan Dragon Veins of the Land of Wind, steal the dragon body, and cross over Dragon Gate!”

"Become the first and last immortal dragon of this era!"

Uchiha paused for a moment, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and a flash of determination flashed in his eyes.

"And we—"

"Come here to slay the dragon and become an immortal!"