Konoha: Kaido template unlocked at the beginning

The "soundproof wall" Zixu activated the demonic power in his body, and a wave of silence spread outward with Zixu as the center, wrapping the noodle shop owner and himself. The noisy singing, dancing and laughter disappeared together, and the entire

Only Zixu and the boss can make sounds in the space. Outside the soundproof wall there is still singing and dancing, but inside the soundproof wall only the boss's greeting can be heard.

"Brother, do you want to eat ramen? It's freshly cooked and delicious..."

The boss still has a warm smile. That smile is like a mask that has been fixed for thousands of years. It looks normal, but after looking at it for a long time, you will have a very strange feeling. It is like seeing a smile at you in a museum.

The feeling of murals and terracotta warriors and horses.

But Zixu could feel a slight change in him, as if he was trying his best to fight against something, and his words were intermittent, like a video with a stuck disc. Not long after this strange phenomenon appeared, he finally said the same thing as before.

The same lines, although there are still some lags, but at least I can understand them.

"Qingtuan... dim sum... Yuanxiao... the first dish..., the chicken soup is delicious... the sand is not tasty, the oil... the chrysanthemum..." He said these words with great difficulty, and his smiling face finally showed at this moment

In an instant, the plump cheekbones became shriveled, the smiling eyes were sunken with dryness, big enough to hold a steamed bun, and the originally oily skin became dry and yellow, as if a broken piece had been pieced together by its owner at will.

Zixu doesn't know what words to use to describe this weird picture. To put it bluntly, it's like playing a triple-A masterpiece and the picture suddenly changes to the quality of a red and white machine.

The opportunistic female companion opposite you who was chatting with you suddenly turned into a monster with tentacles all over her body at this moment.

The man fell completely silent after saying these words, as if a bug had appeared in the game and was cleared by the system. But not long after, he asked again with the same expression and tone as before:

"Brother, do you want to eat ramen? It's freshly cooked and delicious..."

After removing the soundproof wall, Zixu took a deep look at the ramen shop owner. Although he didn't know if he provided him with clues out of good intentions, he would remember the boss's help if the boss was indeed a living person.

"Qingtuan, dim sum, yuanxiao, top card, chicken soup, sand, oil, chrysanthemum..." Zixu frowned, flicked his chin with his left hand and began to speculate on the meaning of these words. He didn't know if he could only use the words that fit his identity.

Words are used to convey information. These words are more or less related to the boss's profession. Even now, he cannot turn a blind eye to what is happening here. Only by solving the problems here can he have a chance to break the situation.

"Uncle, do you sell other things here? For example, Qingtuan, Yuanxiao and other foods?" Zixu turned to the people selling food to him and asked, his eyes scanning back and forth on the food in their hands, but he didn't notice the boss.

The food mentioned, those people still reacted to Zixu's words, but they only shook their heads, and then continued to promote their own food, just like an NPC that follows a fixed behavioral logic and seems to only respond to

Respond with specific language and behavior.

After asking around the vendors, Zixu found that none of them had these foods. Of course, there were a few selling Yuanxiao, but there was nothing special about the Yuanxiao. For safety reasons, he would rather go hungry than try the Yuanxiao himself.

poisonous.

"Wait a minute, if I was restricted in speaking ability, how would I convey the information? What are the other meanings of things? It's too slow..." A somewhat frustrated Zixu had a flash of inspiration, and seemed to have discovered a blind spot in the previous investigation.

, he began to think according to the other party's logic, and soon discovered some clues that he had not noticed.

"Silent" Zixu filled the surrounding environment with the power of silence. Without those hoarse and taunting voices, his thinking became much clearer. He continued to analyze:

"The way to quickly transmit information...Language has the principle of economy. The most pertinent and relevant meaning should be expressed in the most concise words. The best way is through speech...Speech? The syllable in speech is its basic unit and also the expression.

The phonetic unit of meaning is also the carrier unit of morpheme as the smallest combination of sound and meaning in language..." Zixu is somewhat grateful for the professional phonetics courses he took in college. Although he has almost forgotten them now, he still has some general impressions.

of.

"It's very simple. It's nothing more than acrostic pronunciation, qingtuan, dim sum, yuanxiao, top card, chicken soup, sand, oil splash, chrysanthemum. The first one of these words is... Qingdian yuantou chicken shappiju

."

"Green Dot Yuantou Chicken Shapoju? Change it to...the source of the celebration, kill, break the situation!" After getting the answer, Zixu suddenly became enlightened, and a lot of the fog in front of his eyes cleared. Although there are still some strange things,

At least he had a goal to break the situation. No matter whether what the boss said was true or not, he had to give it a try.

"Da" Zixu snapped his fingers to disable his ability and began to ask questions according to the logic of people here.

"Hey, what are we doing? Why are we singing and dancing? Are we celebrating something?" Zixu joined the dancers, clapped his hands and smiled, as if he was really infected by the atmosphere here.

The people around him were finally no longer as numb as before. As if some keyword had been triggered, their expressions instantly became lively, and their mouths no longer just made meaningless laughter like before.

An old man with gray hair and a gray beard turned around and explained to him:

"This is a celebration held to celebrate the gift of Lord Tian Xin Shen Ji. Everyone voluntarily celebrates Lord Tian Xin Shen Ji. Have you seen everything around you? Fresh food and water, a prosperous and safe life, worry-free

A carefree life is given to us by Lord Tian Xin Shenji, so of course we have to celebrate Lord Tian Xin Shenji." Although the old man is old, his face does glow red when he mentions this Tian Xin Shenji, and his tone

He was also full of gratitude and pride, and his originally stooped back straightened a lot.

"Oh? In other words, this celebration is specially held for Lord Tian Xin Shen Ji? The source of the celebration... By the way, where is Lord Tian Xin Shen Ji now? I really want to see Lord Tian Xin Shen Ji. If I can't be

If I show my inner gratitude to Lady Tian Xin, I will regret it for the rest of my life..." After secretly confirming that Lady Tian Xin was the source of everything, Zixu wanted to get close to Lady Tian Xin directly.

Then find a way to get rid of her. This is the simplest way, provided that he can beat that Tian Xin Shen Ji.

The old man's eyes became very sharp at this moment, like a physical blade that penetrated straight into the heart of Zixu who was looking at him. The feeling of having nowhere to hide made him feel that everything about him had been seen through.

Again, this feeling slowly disappeared after a while, and the old man's eyes returned to normal, as if the person he was looking at Zixu just now was not him.

"Young man, you don't believe in Tian Xin Shen Ji, so you can't find the palace where Tian Xin Shen Ji is. Only believers who truly believe in Tian Xin Shen Ji can approach Tian Xin Shen Ji..." The old man stroked his dry beard.

, with a "you are not religious" expression.

"Oh? Then what does it take to believe in Tian Xin Shen Ji? Or put another way, what do I need to pay to believe in her? In contrast, what can I get?" Zixu frankly admitted that he did not believe in the so-called

Tian Xinji, in his opinion, most of any faith is an exchange. Believers either give time, energy or faith, and the believers give them some vague promises or make believers have a certain feeling.

A sense of "security", this is when the "gods" he believes in do not exist in reality or cannot intervene in reality. As for the "gods" who are still alive, it is even harder to say. He does not dare to accept rewards that do not require payment.

.

"Young man, you don't need to pay anything to believe in Tianxin Shenji. It only requires your sincere gratitude and belief. As for what you can get...it's not just what I just said..." The old man started as if his chat box had been opened.

After preaching, my back straightened a lot and my face was radiant.

"Belief in Tian Xin Shen Ji can lead to eternal life! We have been living like this for countless years. Since I believed in Tian Xin Shen Ji, my body has not continued to age, and my spirit and physique have also been greatly strengthened. It used to bother me.

All the pains and illnesses of many years have disappeared..." The old man's tone was very excited, and his tone of voice also increased a lot, like an elderly person who has been deceived by health care products.

"Immortal? Eternal life?" Zixu thought that every time he stepped through the door, he would be transported to the entrance, and all the timelines and people would be reset. If this can be considered a kind of eternal life, then what the old man said

That's indeed true.

Thinking of this, Zixu suddenly noticed a problem that he had ignored before. He didn't pay attention to it at first because it was too common, but now when he noticed it, he felt a cold feeling on his back. A creepy fact.

He slowly uncovered it.

"Oh? Can you get eternal life by believing in Tian Xin Shen Ji? Haha...hahahahahahaha..." Zixu began to feel sad for these people, with a hint of sympathy and fear in his sadness.

"Why are you laughing?" The old man seemed to be angry because what he believed in was laughed at. He approached Zixu with a bad tone. People around him heard the conversation between the two and gathered around them, staring with the same gloomy expression.

Zixu, the joyful and indulgent celebration suddenly became quiet. Although he did not use the fruit ability, the silence at this moment was no weaker than after using the ability.

"Oh, then let me wake you up..." Zixu showed a smile, without any stage fright. He had found a way to break the situation, the huge loopholes of these people in front of him!

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