Konoha: My Ninjutsu Has Too Much Shit

"Come on, kid, here are your thirty sticks of glutinous rice balls. It's really rare to see someone buy so many at one time!"

The proprietress put a bag on Zi Zaitian and said with a smile.

"My house has a lot of guests today, lady boss, you are so beautiful, if only you could be my wife, here, this is money!"

Zi Zaitian immediately handed over the money with a cute look.

By the way, I also teased the girl.

Taishu, oh, no, it should be called Yanwu now.

Although the performance of martial arts has reached its peak, it still needs to add up.

Then Zi Zaitian entered the nearby Shueisha while eating thirty skewers of glutinous rice balls.

Shueisha, Konoha's largest best-selling bookstore.

There are not only cheap daddy Jiraiya's famous works "Kissing Heaven", "Strong Perseverance and Endurance".

There are also 18 banned novels, comics, photos and other books that can only be purchased by the age of 18.

"Transform!"

When Zi Zaitian entered Shueisha, he had become a 30-year-old sloppy fat man with a potbellied, unkempt appearance and a big mouthful of sweets.

At first glance, he looks like an otaku who doesn't go out very much.

"Boss, I want all of these!"

Zi Zaitian came to the front desk to check out with a large selection of eighteen banned books.

Regardless of the astonished eyes of the people next to him, he paid directly.

"Huh? This book is..."

Just when Zi Zaitian was about to leave, he suddenly saw a book signed by the author as "Hero Jiraiya".

"This book, this book is Sannin in our Konoha legend, a hero who has become a fairy "Jiraiya" wrote Virgo. Many ninjas like to read it!"

After seeing Zi Zaitian's eyes, the boss quickly introduced enthusiastically.

"The Story of Strong Perseverance and Tolerance..."

Zi Zaitian picked up the book and muttered.

Even the later Naruto liked this book very much, and Fourth Hokage Namikaze Minato is a fan of this book.

The protagonist in it is called Naruto, and Fourth Generation named Naruto according to the protagonist of this book.

The book is Virgo by Jiraiya.

It was written by Jiraiya based on his own understanding of ninja ninja after seeing too many joys and sorrows when he traveled the world according to the prophecy of Mount Myōboku Toad Sage.

It is a book that can correctly guide ninjas to live strong and bravely.

"Then I want this one too!"

Zi Zaitian hesitated and finally decided to take a look.

After all, he is his own cheap father.

Zi Zaitian also shed tears when he saw Jiraiya die in his previous life.

"Okay, but won't the guest read another book by Lord Jiraiya?"

The boss continues to sell.

"Another one?"

Zi Zaitian was taken aback.

"This "Intimate Heaven" has been sold to 15 countries around the world. It is the best-selling book in the past three years. Although it is a pure love type, the story rhythm, framework and fluency are top-notch!"

The boss introduced with eloquence.

Obviously, I highly recommend this book "Massacre in Paradise".

"Pure love? Isn't it a forbidden book?"

Zi Zaitian took the book from the boss with his eyes wide open.

"No, this book is a bit fancy despite the cover, but it's really a book of pure love. If you eat too much greasy one, you should eat something light once in a while, right?"

The boss winked at Zi Zaitian.

Zi Zaitian bought so many books of the Eighteen Bans at once, who would believe that the taste is not heavy?

"Okay, okay, all of them!"

Zi Zaitian also wants to see the level of this Jiraiya, just such a not-so-thick book, with a maximum of 500,000 words.

and still pure love

In the previous life, a certain Lu probably would have only died in the street.

before going home

Zi Zaitian still went to buy some sake with his 30-year-old otaku appearance, and then went home with big bags and small bags.

"Huh? This, this child actually... Pfft!!"

On a whim, I turned the screen of the crystal ball to Zi Zaitian's Third Generation, and saw Zi Zaitian who was looking at the 18th Ban photo.

Looking at the one with arms and legs exposed above, Third Generation's nosebleed spewed out immediately.

"No, this kid is more messy than Jiraiya back then. Jiraiya bought at most one or two books at a time, and he actually bought all the money he had saved, and there was still wine..."

"I have to find a way to send a message to Jiraiya, I can't control this kid anymore!"

Third Generation blushed while wiping the blood from his nose and muttering to himself.

But then he sighed and murmured:

"But I have no way to contact Jiraiya..."

"Forget it, let's talk about it when he comes back!"

. . . . . . . . . .

"Drip, Host watched the eighteen banned books, Wind Style is very satisfied, the progress is fast..."

"Drip, Host is drinking, Earth Style is very satisfied, the progress is fast..."

"Drip, Host eats a lot of sweets, Water Style shows a gratified smile, the progress is fast..."

I have to say that it feels very good to drink, eat soft and cold glutinous rice balls, and watch Eighteen Bans at the same time.

Time passed without knowing it.

It was almost 12 o'clock in the evening before Zi Zaitian came back to his senses.

"Damn, I haven't seen the stars yet!"

So without waiting for tomorrow, he put on his clothes and ran out to the grass field where he usually lay in the suburbs.

According to the patterns in "Starry Sky Alchemy", Zi Zaitian found the corresponding star positions one by one, and it looked like this.

soon

Zi Zaitian felt a strange attraction in the mysterious dark starry sky.

Attract Zi Zaitian's mind at once, let Zi Zaitian indulge in it.

"Um?"

After an unknown amount of time, Zi Zaitian finally came to his senses.

"I wipe? It's almost dawn?"

Zi Zaitian feels amazing.

It's at least six o'clock now.

In other words, Zi Zaitian didn't sleep all night yesterday.

But at this moment Zi Zaitian didn't feel the slightest bit of sleepiness, and his spirit was extremely good.

A refreshed look.

"Okay, it's amazing, I can actually feel the strength of my mental power, it seems that my mental power is much stronger!"

Zi Zaitian felt extremely miraculous, and was even more delighted in his heart.

"Then don't sleep, just go straight to work!"

Zi Zaitian began to run around Konoha as he spoke.

Work out twice as much today as yesterday.

"Hey, Host is exercising, Lightning Style has a serious face, and the progress is fast..."

Zi Zaitian didn't bother to pay attention to Lightning Style's serious face.

"Drip, the host touches the woman's skin, Fire Style is very satisfied, the progress is fast..."

during the class

Zi Zaitian took Hinata's hand again and started to play.

After school in the evening, Zi Zaitian went to buy meatballs and wine as usual.

But when buying, Zi Zaitian somehow remembered Naruto's lonely and pitiful appearance at home.

"Oh, that's all, boss, buy 60 sticks of glutinous rice balls today!"

"coming..."

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"Woo~~~"

It's a bit windy outside today

Blowing the whole room whimsical.

Naruto, who was only 8 years old, was a little scared and couldn't help wrapping himself tightly with the quilt.

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