Konoha: My Ninjutsu Has Too Much Shit

"Why do you need it? Isn't the purpose of being powerful just to do whatever you want? I just want to let you go here, and then do it, that's all!"

Zi Zaitian said leisurely.

"Do as you please... Zi Zaitian, you are probably the most unstable factor in Konoha!"

Itachi suddenly looked dignified.

"Whatever you think, but I want to remind you of something!"

Zi Zaitian said indifferently.

"What?"

Itachi showed a questioning look.

"Both you and that dried persimmon ghost have an extremely pure 'yang attribute' Chakra attached to them, somewhat similar to my Sage Body, but different, with strong vitality and very pure Chakra!"

Zi Zaitian said.

"Yeah, you're talking about a guy named 'White Zetsu', but I already knew they were spying on me!"

Itachi didn't know the purpose of saying this sentence pointingly.

"What a mess, sleepy!"

Zi Zaitian pretended not to understand, and then his mental power exploded crazily.

The Tsukuyomi space suddenly began to shatter like a mirror.

"ah!!!"

outside world

Only Uchiha Itachi screamed.

Then he fell to Hoshigaki Kisame covering one bleeding eye.

"Nani!!"

Hoshigaki Kisame was startled and immediately hugged Itachi.

"Ghost, Kisame, go, my Tsukuyomi is broken, now I'm very weak, the situation is dangerous!"

What Uchiha Itachi said is true.

Zi Zaitian forcibly breaks Tsukuyomi.

This did a lot of damage to the ferret.

It takes at least three days to recover.

"good!"

Hoshigaki Kisame picked up Uchiha Itachi without saying a word, and quickly evacuated.

"It's really a waste of money. Not only did I not find that Nine Tails kid, but I also lost my shark muscle!"

Kisame Kisame withdrew, but focused on Zi Zaitian.

"Looks like I didn't come after you, Ghost, I need a place to rest, at least three days, I'll find the Nine Tails calendar after I write it!"

Itachi closed his eyes immediately after speaking.

Dried persimmon ghost shark also left quickly.

"Aren't you chasing? Zi Zaitian, are you okay~?"

Kurenai Yuhi and Asuma also breathed a sigh of relief at this time.

"Well, Uchiha Itachi's move is really dangerous. I broke through his technique with a burst of mental strength. I need to rest for a few minutes. There is no way to keep them!"

Zi Zaitian lied.

"What kind of illusion is it, Kakashi fell down in an instant!"

Yuhihong was very curious.

"A spiritual space in which time is manipulated by the caster, and according to that Uchiha, Kakashi was tortured for three full days in it!"

Zi Zaitian said.

"There is such a strange and powerful pupil technique, Uchiha Itachi, that guy is really dangerous!"

Asuma said with some fear.

If it wasn't for Kakashi making them close their eyes.

If it weren't for Zi Zaitian coming.

They are likely to perish here.

"Well, send Kakashi to the hospital first, I'll explain the situation to the old man!"

After Zi Zaitian finished speaking, he disappeared in place.

Kurenai Yuhi and Asuma also rushed Kakashi to the hospital.

Konoha gate

"Mangekyō Sharingan pupil surgery? So how long will it take for Kakashi to wake up?"

As soon as Jiraiya heard Zi Zaitian's description, she knew it was Mangekyō Sharingan.

I still know about this Sharingan Jiraiya.

"Without outside intervention, I'm afraid I can sleep for a long time, maybe a few months!"

Zi Zaitian said.

"Can you revive him?"

Ask from heaven.

"Yes, but it's best to wake him up at least a week later to give him time to recover!"

Zi Zaitian nodded.

"You can, then Tsunade should be able to, since that's the case, don't worry about Kakashi!"

Jiraiya nodded.

"By the way, what are you doing at the gate of Konoha? Are you leaving again?"

Zi Zaitian asked.

"Yes, I'm going to find Tsunade back, and Naruto will go with me this time too!"

Speaking of this, Jiraiya gave Zi Zaitian a wretched smile and said:

"How about, do you want to take a father-son trip with Dad and me? Maybe I can teach you how to meet women!"

"real?"

Zi Zaitian's eyes lit up when he heard it.

The next stage of passionate love is breaking the body.

'Dan Dao' didn't say that he must break up with the object of his love, did he?

Zi Zaitian is a little eager to try.

Brother Pig's smile couldn't help showing on his face.

"Hey, Dan Dao told the host that only when you break up with your passionate love partner can you enter the next stage!"

As a result, the sound of the system sounded instantly.

"Snapped!"

At the same time, Zi Zaitian was slapped on the head by Jiraiya.

"What are you thinking in your little head? You are only under 13 years old and you want to taste women? Can you do it?"

Jiraiya looked at Zi Zaitian's lower body with a sneer.

"Bastard, it should be fine in a few years at most, and I have already learned how to do it in those eighteen forbidden books!"

Zi Zaitian said angrily.

"Really, at your age you should watch more pure love, have you watched my newly released "Intimate Violence"?"

Jiraiya said amusedly.

"Look, the writing is more delicate than the previous "Kissing in Heaven", and there are more descriptions about skin touching, kissing, cheek to cheek, fingers clasped together!"

Zi Zaitian nodded.

"...Hahaha, you summed it up very well, my next sequel, I'm going to start describing some of the content of the Eighteen Bans!"

Jiraiya burst out laughing triumphantly.

"Pervy Sage!!"

at this time

Naruto ran over excitedly with a bag on his back.

"Ah, Xiaotian is here too. Does Xiaotian want to go out with us for special training?"

Naruto looked very happy.

No need to face Pervy Sage alone.

"That's right, anyway, he and I are father and son, and there should be some activities between father and son. Naruto, you should just treat it as an incidental one!"

Jiraiya said immediately.

"What do you mean I'm incidental, can you speak, Pervy Sage!!"

Naruto immediately protested.

"I haven't agreed yet!"

Zi Zaitian pouted.

"Xiao Tian, ​​why don't you just go together, okay, I don't want to face this perverted old man by myself!"

Naruto hastily persuaded.

In the end Zi Zaitian agreed (by Wang Zhao).

The main reason is to go to see the lively cities outside.

Also relax and relax.

"But I'm going to talk to Hinata and Kaorin first!"

Zi Zaitian said.

"Argon? Who is Aroma?"

Naruto asked with a puzzled look.

"My housemaid!"

Zi Zaitian explained and was about to leave.

"Wait!"

Jiraiya called Zi Zaitian to stop.

"What happened?"

Zi Zaitian showed a questioning look.

"Bring your little girlfriend with you!"

Jiraiya enjoined.

"Why? Why don't you take me to those geisha halls?"

Zi Zaitian was dissatisfied.

"Those things will show you sooner or later, but compared to these, you and Hinata have been in love for so long, and you haven't taken him out to play properly?"

Jiraiya said.

"That's right, let's do it!"

After thinking for a while, Zi Zaitian nodded in agreement, and then went back to find Hinata and Xianglin.