Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

"Pooh!"

Quan blushed like a cloud, turned over and got up from Yumu Ren's lap, and kept spitting into the grass.

She just drank grapefruit honey tea, but she didn't know if it was expired. There was a bad smell in it.

Now I feel uncomfortable and a bit nauseous.

Yukito also pursed her lips. She had just drank some mountain spring water, but it turned out that the spring water was not very clean either.

However, Yumuren didn't react as much as Quan. The mountain spring water she just drank was much better than the many Huangmao brand inferior yogurt she drank before.

"well!"

With a faint sigh, Yumu Ren glanced at Naruto.

My master, my mind is full of Bentai’s thoughts.

Her soft and delicate body leaned into Naruto's small arms, and then stretched out her long white fingers to slide on Naruto's chest.

"Master, I've satisfied you, now it's your turn to satisfy me." Yukito said sweetly, and her bright red lips were about to move towards Naruto's lips.

Then he was pushed back by Naruto's lips.

The weather in the space rotates according to Naruto's will. Naruto pointed to the sky and said: "Look how blue the sky is, how white the clouds are, and how warm the sun is."

Yukito raised his head and glanced at the sky: "So?"

Naruto seemed to suddenly have some insights into life and said: "We might as well enjoy the beautiful scenery instead of doing such messy things as wanting to kiss each other all day long."

? ? ?

Yukito blinked blankly and muttered: "Appreciating the beautiful scenery, you may not have been able to appreciate the beautiful scenery before. Could it be said?"

Suddenly, Yukito looked at the slightly shy expression on Naruto's face, and she felt like she understood something.

The master has indeed been a little too indulgent recently, and it is normal for him to want to take a rest occasionally.

Naruto looked at Yuki Ren's suspicious eyes. He felt that his dignity as a man was being challenged, and he immediately frowned and raised his hand to pinch Yuki Ren's face.

"I dislike the bad taste in your mouth, and I don't want to kiss you. It's not impossible."

"???"

In one sentence, all three people fell silent.

Yukito rolled his eyes angrily.

Izumi stopped spitting and looked back at Naruto.

Realizing that he had said something wrong, Naruto smiled coyly and said, "It must be because you ate garlic today and didn't brush your teeth."

"hehe!"

Quan walked over with light steps, hugged Naruto from behind, and pinched Naruto's chin to make him look at her.

"I don't think Naruto-kun brushed his teeth. Naruto-kun likes spring water very much. Then I will use spring water to brush Naruto-kun's teeth!" Izumi said with a captivating charm in his eyes, and his red lips opened and closed. Speaking of dangerous words.

"No need, I brushed it with pure water." Naruto likes to watch, but that doesn't mean he wants to participate.

However, Quan, who was stimulated by the sentence "it smells like burning", already had a temper, and immediately struck a chord with his heart and used his bow.

Naruto simply couldn't refuse.

"Naruto-kun, don't say anything bad about the spring water next time."

When the spring water was forcefully poured into Naruto, Izumi was afraid that Naruto would spit it out, so she directly covered his mouth with her palm. After he swallowed, he kissed him with red lips.

The lilacs are tumbling, and the breath is whistling.

After finally getting through Izumi's test, Yukito, who usually didn't dare to mess with Naruto, actually struck while the iron was hot and knocked Naruto down before he could get up, and then whispered with a blushing face.

"Master, let me treat you to grapefruit honey tea too!"

The clouds gradually condensed in the blue sky, forming heart-shaped shapes that floated, and a stream of warmth wandered between Naruto's lips and teeth.

Accordingly, he, who never wanted to suffer a loss, forced the conservative Yuboku and Izumi to put on the suit he liked.

Yukito is wearing a teacher's white shirt, black professional skirt and black stockings and high heels, while Izumi is wearing a female student's uniform with white stockings and small leather shoes.

The two women stood in front of Naruto, holding hands in a shy and graceful manner, which made people intoxicated and unwilling to wake up.

Naruto became more and more excited and dove into the gentle fragrance.

"Call the master to come and listen."

"Master~!"

"Master"

Naruto: "╭(′▽`)╯".

Yumu Ren: "(3)".

spring:"(_..)".

The next moment, the blue sky and white clouds suddenly turned into dark clouds, rolling thunder raged in the sky, and a storm swept across the earth.

This is bound to be a very violent weather.

Taking advantage of the bad weather, Naruto pulled Yuboku and Izumi into a classroom. While hiding from the rain, he also acted as the teacher of the two girls.

Explain to them the nineteen ways of writing the character "Kun" in the Spring and Autumn Period of ancient China.

When the explanation was getting intense, Quan suddenly asked Naruto: "Although I know you have your own decision, I still can't help but want to ask, why don't you let me upgrade to Mangekyo first? Sasuke-kun, he has Seal of the devil."

Naruto grabbed her hair from behind and explained: "Because I need Sasuke to charge into battle for me, and I need you to be by my side."

"Hmm~"

Naruto's words were very simple. Quan only thought about it for a moment before he understood and moved.

As long as the strength is enough, who would be willing to let the woman he likes fight to death outside? Of course, this kind of thing must be left to the younger brother to do it.

Anyway, Sasuke loves to show off so much, so he just likes it when he lets him fight.

"Master is so kind to my sister, unlike me, who is abused all day long." Yukito got up and leaned his limp body on Naruto's shoulder, his words full of resentment.

"What are you doing with your yin and yang? It's really embarrassing for you, and you need to clean it up!"

Naruto freed his hands, grabbed Yukito, threw her to the ground, then raised his big hand and landed heavily on her hips.

"Snapped!"

A crisp sound sounded, and an obvious slap mark was left on Yumu Ren's snow-white skin.

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The weather inside the space is different from that outside the space, and the flow rate of time is also different.

It is said that the spring breeze in February is like scissors. The February wind is nothing to ninjas, but to ordinary people, it is bitingly cold.

Uchiha Itachi's veins have been sealed, and his body cannot condense chakra. He is no different from ordinary people. He is naturally afraid of the cold, but what makes him feel colder is what he hears in his ears.

Since he didn't carry any anesthetic with him, Orochimaru transplanted Itachi's Mangekyō Sharingan to Sasuke while chatting with Sasuke to divert Sasuke's attention.

"I actually had another purpose when I went to Konoha, and that was to get your eyes."

"Unexpectedly, I accidentally met an adult, surrendered, and joined the organization."

"At first I thought my life was over, but gradually I realized that I was so lucky that all these good things happened to me."

Orochimaru muttered and used medical ninjutsu to tie a bandage on Sasuke's eyes.

Sasuke stood up, feeling the pain in his eyes. He smiled slightly and said, "Actually, I also feel that I am very lucky. For me, Naruto is a close friend. He has given me too many things."

The conversation between the two did not reveal much information, but Itachi, who was good at observing, became more and more frightened the more he listened.

organize!

What kind of organization is it?

What do they want to do?

Izumi, Orochimaru, and the second-tailed Jinchuuriki of Cloud Hidden Village, these three people who have absolutely nothing to do with Konoha are all there.

Now Itachi suspected that even Haku and Zabuza, who had infiltrated Akatsuki and killed Kakuzu and Hidan, were most likely members of the organization they mentioned.

From what Sasuke and Orochimaru said, it seemed that the leader of this organization was Uzumaki Naruto.

The most terrifying thing was that Itachi couldn't figure out how Uzumaki Naruto did it.

Not to mention how a man of the same age as his brother Sasuke managed to make these people surrender, Itachi couldn't even figure out how Naruto knew them.

Naruto is none other than the Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki of the village. How could the village not observe and control his social interactions?

However, under such circumstances, it was simply incredible that Naruto could establish a connection with them.

I can't understand, I really can't understand.

The violent storm in the storage space has stopped.

Snap!

Snap!

The sound of crisp footsteps came slowly, attracting the attention of Orochimaru and Sasuke.

The moment he saw the person coming, Orochimaru patted Sasuke, whose eyes were still bandaged: "It's Naruto-sama, don't worry."

Hearing this, Sasuke took back the action of whipping out the kunai.

Sasuke asked: "Naruto, why are you the only one who hears footsteps? Where are Izumi-san and the blond sister who appeared before?"

"Don't worry about things that shouldn't be yours." Naruto said in a bad tone.

Izumi is still resting in the space, while Yuki Ren goes to find Yumo Ninja. Next, Yumu Ren will lead Yumo Ninja back to Kumo Hidden Village.

Except for the cripple Itachi, everyone here is our own people, there is nothing to hide.

But Sasuke, is it your place to ask about your sister-in-law's whereabouts?

You keep saying "sister" and "sister", who allowed you to call you "sister"?

Farke!

Sasuke, who couldn't deal with emotional matters and didn't understand what masculinity was, curled his lips and muttered in a low voice: "Why are you yelling at me? I didn't mess with him. Really."

"How's the transplant going?"

Naruto, who had enjoyed himself in the space all day, walked into the cave with Kirabi's body refreshed and refreshed: "The transplant is complete, let's discuss how to deal with this thing."

I almost missed the Eight-Tails when I was enjoying it before. Fortunately, I didn't forget it for too long, otherwise it would be embarrassing if the Eight-Tails broke through the seal and ran away.

"The operation went perfectly. Sasuke will need a few hours to heal before it's over." Orochimaru said with a humble attitude, bending down.

As he spoke, Orochimaru quietly moved closer to Sasuke.

Sasuke, learn from this. This is the attitude a subordinate should have. Don't always make Naruto-sama unhappy, otherwise you won't know how you will die.

Orochimaru didn't know if Sasuke could understand his teachings, and he still spoke with honorific words when talking to Naruto: "Naruto-sama, I don't recommend leaving the Eight-Tails with you. This is a good battle for us. A sharp weapon, just suitable for the establishment of the Ninja Village."

"Well, what you said coincides with what I thought."

Naruto nodded and asked: "So do you have any recommended Jinchuriki candidates that we can control, someone who will never betray."

After hearing this, Orochimaru looked at Sasuke subconsciously, but was immediately rejected by Naruto.

"Sasuke can't do it. I will probably extract the tailed beast in the future, which means the jinchūriki may die."

These words immediately suppressed the "Izumi sister, Orochimaru" that Sasuke was about to recommend, and also put Orochimaru in trouble.

Where can I find such a person who needs to be in control and yet faces the risk of death?

After a long while, Orochimaru raised his eyes and asked: "Naruto-sama, I have a suggestion. Can you seal the tailed beast in the body of an uncertain person first, and then use means to make it completely obedient?"

Naruto didn't answer immediately, he thought about it carefully.

At present, there are a few people that Naruto is completely reassured about, but these people are not willing to let them face the risk of death in the future, so Orochimaru's suggestion is actually the best choice.

Moreover, Orochimaru is the genius who bewitched children in the original work.

Danzo needs to curse people, Madara needs to create trauma to trick people, and the third generation brainwashes PUA every day.

As for Orochimaru, the sentence "You met that flower, and I met you" made the genius Kimimaro crazy, and countless fans were willing to die for him.

Simply.

After thinking again and again, Naruto finally nodded: "Okay, if you have any recommended target people, tell me."

Naruto thought that Orochimaru would probably say Jugo or Kiden Suigetsu.

Because except for Kimimaro, these two people are probably the strongest geniuses under Orochimaru at present, and Orochimaru's previous intention was not sure whether he was loyal or not.

These two people are indeed not loyal to Orochimaru, they are completely rebellious.

Orochimaru's golden vertical pupils shrank slightly, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: "Sir, it's like this. I just happened to see a girl before who has a physique that is very consistent with a Jinchuuriki in all aspects."

Girl?

Naruto was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect that he guessed wrong.

But who is the girl he is talking about?

Orochimaru smiled and said: "Speaking of which, the person I recommended is quite destined to be Naruto-sama."

Naruto frowned: "Don't show off."

Orochimaru didn't dare to beat around the bush anymore: "That girl is from the same clan as you, sir, and both have the surname Uzumaki. Her name is Uzumaki Koso. I found her in the team in Kusanagi Village last year."

It's actually her?

Naruto thought of the red-haired girl who almost pissed himself in fear during the Chunin Exam.

Sasuke's second bitch.

"The bloodline of the Uzumaki clan is indeed suitable for being a Jinchuuriki. I leave this matter to you. You must do it well."

"yes!"

Naruto handed Kirabi's body to Orochimaru, and then left with the blind Sasuke in the direction of Konoha's new camp.

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At this time, the red-haired girl with glasses who was far away in Kusakuin Village did not know that her future would undergo earth-shaking changes because of the decisions of two people.

Uzumaki Kaoru was alone in the empty home with a sad face.

"I don't know if I can become a chuunin this year."

"I've been a ninja all this time, and I can't even get enough from the missions I've done."

Amid bursts of sighs, the gears of fate quietly began to turn.