Konoha Naruto's collapse system

This one doesn't seem heavy."

Naruto lifted the toad statue and turned to look at Fukasaku Sage with suspicion, making Fukasaku Sage look embarrassed.

"Ahem, little Naruto, a stone statue doesn't mean anything. Come on, come on, come and cultivate immortality."

Fukasaku and Shima were standing on Naruto's shoulders when they were suddenly thrown away by a familiar force.

"Ouch, what's going on? I'm such an old bone."

Naruto looked at Fukasaku and Shima falling on the ground and quickly went up to help them.

"Two immortals, this nine-year-old said that he doesn't like toads, and also said that all those who practice this way are half-hearted. What's going on?"

After hearing this, Fukasaku and Shima probably understood the reason. It is indeed more convenient to be assisted by the two immortals, but they cannot practice authentic senjutsu. They are only used by people who are not talented in practicing senjutsu but can barely practice it, such as Jiraiya.

I have never learned true magic in my life.

"That's all we can do, Naruto, take off your clothes and sit here cross-legged."

Naruto took off his shirt and sat down next to the toad oil. Fukasaku Sennin spread the toad oil on Naruto's body little by little.

The moment he applied it, Naruto felt that something had invaded his Honkai energy. There was no conflict between Honkai energy and natural energy at first. It was just that when Fukasaku Sennin had just finished applying it, Naruto couldn't control it well.

There was too much karat inflow, and the Honkai energy and Senjutsu chakra felt like they were fighting in the body.

Peng - Fukasaku Sennin hit Naruto with a stick.

"Hiss—fuck, fuck, it hurts."

Naruto rolled on the ground in pain. What on earth was this black stick? It hurt so much to hit someone.

"How are you feeling, little Naruto."

Naruto bared his teeth and stood up in fear from the ground. He covered the place where he was hit and looked at Fukasaku Sennin resentfully.

"What kind of stick is this? Why does it hurt so much when it hits someone?"

Fukasaku Sennin looked at the grinning Naruto with satisfaction, and nodded gently like a toad in the world.

"Just coming into contact with it can actually calm the senjutsu chakra for ten seconds. It's really powerful, but I haven't mastered the ratio well. You don't have chakra in your body, so you have to test the ratio yourself. Just press one to one first and try slowly."

Naruto felt that he was hopeless. After all, there was a ratio of chakra, but there was no ratio of Honkai energy. It might be a one to one ratio, or it might change a lot.

"Hey, system, do you know the ratio of Honkai energy and Senjutsu chakra?"

Naruto wanted to ask the system for help. After all, the system is basically omnipotent, well, maybe.

"This system is a Honkai system, not a Hokage system."

The same words made Naruto feel chilled. Other people's systems knew the multiverse from above and the origin of the world from below. Why was his own system so useless?

"But didn't the host feel that your initial proportions were correct?"

Naruto thought about it for a moment after hearing this, and it seemed that, indeed, he absorbed it a little faster in the back, and then lost control.

"Then try again!"

Naruto once again sat cross-legged next to the toad oil. Fukasaku Sage applied the toad oil again. Once again, Naruto felt the senjutsu chakra entering his body and carefully controlled it. Suddenly, there was a pain in his back. Naruto guessed that he had failed again.

"Not bad, little Naruto, I got two more seconds this time, keep working hard."

Two seconds? That’s pretty good. The magic of chakra is indeed difficult to learn.

Time passed by minute by minute, and soon it was time for dinner.

"Naruto-chan, old man, dinner is ready, and little Jirai is waiting for you too."

I heard that toads like to eat bugs, and Naruto's face turned a little white for a moment, but now that he is practicing immortal arts in Miaomu Mountain, reverse channeling is very troublesome, so he can't ask the two immortals to reverse channel every day.

Naruto tremblingly followed Fukasaku Sage to the place where he was eating. At Fukasaku Sage's house, Naruto saw Jiraiya who was restless.

"Lovable Immortal, have you ever eaten the bugs here?"

Naruto's question made Jiraiya want to vomit. Eating bugs is nothing, but bugs that look big and move, and one bite of them makes him feel full of juice. It's really unbearable.

"Come on, come on, the food is here, the plump and juicy bugs are delicious."

Naruto looked at the moving insects in the bowl that were bigger than his palm, and instantly lost his appetite. Sure enough, toads and I are not the same species, not even toads that can talk.

Naruto stretched out his hand tremblingly and took a bug in his hand. It was soft and felt like there was a lot of juice inside.

The bug continued to move in Naruto's hand. Naruto closed his eyes, removed the head from the bug and stuffed it into his mouth. Well, it smelled like chicken.

"Hey, it seems pretty good."

Although the bugs exploding in the mouth feel bad, there is no peculiar smell, so this thing is edible. If in the country of Naruto's previous life, all that could be eaten were vegetables.

"Not bad, not bad, quite delicious."

Jiraiya looked at Naruto in shock as he put the bug into his mouth. I have been eating this for so long and I can't even eat it. How could you, a newbie, eat it so easily?

Shima Sennin looked at Naruto who was eating happily, with a happy smile on his face. Finally, a human recognized his cooking skills, and then looked at Jiraiya.

"Old man, I thought it was Jiraiya's problem. Look how happy little Naruto is eating. Jiraiya is a picky eater. This is not good."

Jiraiya looked at Shima-Sennin who was whispering to Fukasaku-Sennin with a black line on his head. "Your voice has penetrated the whole room. You don't have to point it at your ears, really."

"Little Jiraiya, eat quickly. Look how happy little Naruto is eating."

With trembling hands, Jiraiya stuffed the bug into his mouth and vomited - this feeling of exploding... was so uncomfortable.

"Well, that's right. Eat more. You have to practice magic tomorrow. We can't do it alone. You have too little chakra. It will take us five minutes to channel."

Jiraiya blushed, turned his grief and anger into strength, and swallowed the bugs one by one. He really didn't want to experience the feeling of exploding juice.

"vomit--"

After finishing his meal, Jiraiya was vomiting in the corner. Naruto looked at Jiraiya and felt the urge to commit suicide.

"The lustful immortal has told you not to mess around outside. Look what you have done to yourself."

Jiraiya turned to look at Naruto with a confused look on his face, what are you doing? What else can my man do? Jiraiya looked at his own vomit, well, it seems that Kushina would vomit when she was pregnant.

Bar...

"I'll beat you to death, you traitor!"

Jiraiya understood. If Jiraiya hadn't eaten at Minato's house when Kushina was pregnant, he might not have understood.

"Hey, you still know what's going on, bye, it tastes so good!"

Naruto's words made Jiraiya, who was about to take down Naruto, vomit again.

"You little brat, just wait for me to puke~~